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英语笑话故事
He Won
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
他赢了
汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗?
约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。
汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿?
约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。
I Have His Ear in My Pocket
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."
他的耳朵在我衣兜里
伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事?”
“一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。
“再见到他你能认出来吗?”妈妈问。
“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
Drunk
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"
醉酒
一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思?” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀!”
Hospitality
The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.
好客
由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。 客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪?” “在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。
英语小笑话
上个星期五我穿了一件 Adidas 的衣服去打球, 一个老美看到就笑我说, "Do you
know what does it mean? It means All Day I Dream About Sex.我整天都在想著
性, 缩写正好是 Adidas) " 我正惊讶他怎么反应这么快, 联想力这么丰富时,旁边的
一个老美帮我解围, 他说, 有一个很著名的合唱团 Korn, 他们的招牌歌之一就是
A.D.I.D.A.S, (All day I dream about sex)所以呢,这个典故可是很多老美都耳熟
能详的喔! 下次就换你去取笑老美了.
英语手抄报二
英语手抄报内容资料
普通人只想到如何度过时间，有才能的人设法利用时间。(德国哲学家 叔本华。 a. )
the golden age is before us , not behind us . (mark twain , american writer )
黄金时代在我们面前而不在我们背后。( 美国作家 马克·吐温)
the time of life is short ; to spend that shortness basely, it would be too long . (william shakespeare , british dramatist )
人生苦短，若虚度年华，则短暂的人生就太长了。(英国剧作家 莎士比亚。 w.)
time is money .( benjamin franklin , american president)
时间就是金钱。(美国总统 富兰克林。 b.)
to choose time is to save time .( francis bacon , british philosopher )
合理安排时间就是节约时间 .( 英国哲学家 培根。 f.)
we always have time enough , if we will but use it aright. (johan wolfgang von goethe , german poet )
只要我们能善用时间，就永远不愁时间不够用。(德国诗人歌德。 j.w.)
weep no more , no sigh , nor groan. sorrow calls no time that's gone .(john fletcher , british dramatist )
别哭泣，别叹息，别呻吟;悲伤唤不回流逝的时光。(英国剧作家 弗莱沏。 j.)
关于幸福的英语手抄报内容
a lifetime of happiness ! no man alive could bear it ; it would be hell on earth .(g. bernard shaw ,british dramatist )
终身幸福!这是任何活着的人都无法忍受的，那将是人间地狱。(英国剧作家 肖伯纳。 g.)
happiness is form courage .( h. jackson , british writer )
幸福是勇气的一种形式。 (英国作家 杰克逊。 h.)
happy is the man who is living by his hobby .(g. bernard shaw , british dramatist )
醉心于某种癖好的人是幸福的。 (英国剧作家 肖伯纳。 g .)
happiness lies not in the mere possession of money ; it lies in the joy of achievement , in the thrill of creative effort .(franklin roosevelt , american president )
幸福不在于拥有金钱，而在于获得成就时的喜悦以及产生创造力的激情。(美国总统 罗斯福。 f.)
human felicity is produced not so much by great pieces of good fortune that seldom happen , as by little advantages that occur every day .(
benjamin franklin ,american president).
与其说人类的幸福来自偶尔发生的鸿运，不如说来自每天都有的小实惠。(美国总统 富兰克林。 b.)
most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be .(abraham lincoln ,american president )
对于大多数人来说，他们认定自己有多幸福，就有多幸福。(美国总统 林肯。 a.)
the secret of being miserable is to have leisure to bother about whether you are happy or not . (george bernard shaw , british dramatist )
痛苦的秘密在于有闲功夫担心自己是否幸福。 (英国剧作家 肖伯纳 . g .)
the supreme happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved .(
victor hugo , french novelist )
英语手抄报三
英语手抄报内容资料
I am an ordinary person, I have an ordinary dream: Is a doctor.
Because doctor may let these experience personally the human which the indisposition suffers to get rid of the pain.
May let the human change the health. At the same time, I believed that, will help others, own also to be able to obtain joyfully. Therefore, I hoped future I might be a doctor.
我是一个平凡的人，我有一个平凡的梦想：做一名医生。
因为医生可以让那些身受病痛折磨的人摆脱痛苦。可以让人变得健康。
同时，我认为，帮助了别人，自己也将会得到快乐。所以，我希望未来我可以做一个医生。一英语手抄报内容资料
英语笑话故事
He Won
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
他赢了
汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗?
约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。
汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿?
约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。
I Have His Ear in My Pocket
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."
他的耳朵在我衣兜里
伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事?”
“一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。
“再见到他你能认出来吗?”妈妈问。
“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
Drunk
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"
醉酒
一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思?” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀!”
Hospitality
The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.
好客
由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。 客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪?” “在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。
英语小笑话
上个星期五我穿了一件 Adidas 的衣服去打球, 一个老美看到就笑我说, "Do you
know what does it mean? It means All Day I Dream About Sex.我整天都在想著
性, 缩写正好是 Adidas) " 我正惊讶他怎么反应这么快, 联想力这么丰富时,旁边的
一个老美帮我解围, 他说, 有一个很著名的合唱团 Korn, 他们的招牌歌之一就是
A.D.I.D.A.S, (All day I dream about sex)所以呢,这个典故可是很多老美都耳熟
能详的喔! 下次就换你去取笑老美了.
英语手抄报二
英语手抄报内容资料
普通人只想到如何度过时间，有才能的人设法利用时间。(德国哲学家 叔本华。 a. )
the golden age is before us , not behind us . (mark twain , american writer )
黄金时代在我们面前而不在我们背后。( 美国作家 马克·吐温)
the time of life is short ; to spend that shortness basely, it would be too long . (william shakespeare , british dramatist )
人生苦短，若虚度年华，则短暂的人生就太长了。(英国剧作家 莎士比亚。 w.)
time is money .( benjamin franklin , american president)
时间就是金钱。(美国总统 富兰克林。 b.)
to choose time is to save time .( francis bacon , british philosopher )
合理安排时间就是节约时间 .( 英国哲学家 培根。 f.)
we always have time enough , if we will but use it aright. (johan wolfgang von goethe , german poet )
只要我们能善用时间，就永远不愁时间不够用。(德国诗人歌德。 j.w.)
weep no more , no sigh , nor groan. sorrow calls no time that's gone .(john fletcher , british dramatist )
别哭泣，别叹息，别呻吟;悲伤唤不回流逝的时光。(英国剧作家 弗莱沏。 j.)
关于幸福的英语手抄报内容
a lifetime of happiness ! no man alive could bear it ; it would be hell on earth .(g. bernard shaw ,british dramatist )
终身幸福!这是任何活着的人都无法忍受的，那将是人间地狱。(英国剧作家 肖伯纳。 g.)
happiness is form courage .( h. jackson , british writer )
幸福是勇气的一种形式。 (英国作家 杰克逊。 h.)
happy is the man who is living by his hobby .(g. bernard shaw , british dramatist )
醉心于某种癖好的人是幸福的。 (英国剧作家 肖伯纳。 g .)
happiness lies not in the mere possession of money ; it lies in the joy of achievement , in the thrill of creative effort .(franklin roosevelt , american president )
幸福不在于拥有金钱，而在于获得成就时的喜悦以及产生创造力的激情。(美国总统 罗斯福。 f.)
human felicity is produced not so much by great pieces of good fortune that seldom happen , as by little advantages that occur every day .(
benjamin franklin ,american president).
与其说人类的幸福来自偶尔发生的鸿运，不如说来自每天都有的小实惠。(美国总统 富兰克林。 b.)
most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be .(abraham lincoln ,american president )
对于大多数人来说，他们认定自己有多幸福，就有多幸福。(美国总统 林肯。 a.)
the secret of being miserable is to have leisure to bother about whether you are happy or not . (george bernard shaw , british dramatist )
痛苦的秘密在于有闲功夫担心自己是否幸福。 (英国剧作家 肖伯纳 . g .)
the supreme happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved .(
victor hugo , french novelist )
英语手抄报三
英语手抄报内容资料
I am an ordinary person, I have an ordinary dream: Is a doctor.
Because doctor may let these experience personally the human which the indisposition suffers to get rid of the pain.
May let the human change the health. At the same time, I believed that, will help others, own also to be able to obtain joyfully. Therefore, I hoped future I might be a doctor.
我是一个平凡的人，我有一个平凡的梦想：做一名医生。
因为医生可以让那些身受病痛折磨的人摆脱痛苦。可以让人变得健康。
同时，我认为，帮助了别人，自己也将会得到快乐。所以，我希望未来我可以做一个医生。
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