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英文剧本网篇一：英文剧本
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正义必胜英语话剧剧本.....................................................................3出租车司机英语话剧剧本.................................................................7TheRollingOrange英语话剧剧本..............................................10荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语话剧剧本.......................................................11
PostsTagged搞笑剧本
《正义必胜》英语话剧剧本
5人短剧。搞笑的匪徒,搞笑的绑架案，不错的剧本。
人物
BunnyCheng:BunnyChen
ElizaLin:Daughter
CelineTu:ReporteretAside
SanoHsieh:Smallgangster
TrentCheng:Biggangster
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SCENEI
Amotherisdoingexerciseinthelivingroomwhenthephoneisringing.Andherdaughterisintheschoolnow.
Mom:Hello~
Caller:(Aboyiscrying.)Ha!Yourkidishere.Doyouhearhisvoice?Ifyouwanttosaveyourkid,preparetheransom.
Mom:Areyoucrazy?Idon’thaveason!!!Don’ttrytocheatme.Stupidguy!
Themotherisveryangryandhungupthephone.Butlater…thephoneisringingagain…
Mom:Hello~
Caller:Hello~Areyoubusynow?
Mom:(Irecognizethevoice.)Youareafraud,right?Doyouwanttotrickmeagain?Isitfun?Don’tdosuchaboringthing,O.K.?Iwon’tbelieveyou.Caller:Really?Listentothis.(Agirliscryingonthephone,”mom,helpme~helpme~)
Mom:Oh~youareagoodactor.ThistimeisbetterbutIstillwon’tfallintoyourtraptorobmeofmymoney!Ifyoucallagain,Iwillcallthecop.Doyouunderstand?(Hangupthephonemoreangrier.)
Butthevoicesoundslikeherdaughter’sandthemomisnotdisturbed.Shedecidestogototheelementaryschooltoseeherdaughter.Themomgotthere…
Mom:Eliza~
Eliza:Mom~whyyouarehere?Areyoumissingme?Doyoucomeheretopickmeup?
Mom:Ya~areyouhappyintheschool?Let’sgohome.Iwanttotellyousomethingonthewayhome.
MomtellsElizaaboutthephonescamandwantshertobecarefulfromnowon.
SCENEII
Becausethemotherdidn’tbelievethetwogangstersreallykidnappedherkid,
thegangsterswerefurious.Sotheydecidedtokidnapherdaughterthistime.Thegangstershavefoundtheschoolherdaughterstudiesin,andobservedformanydays.Todayisthedaytheyplantokidnapthechild.
Thebiggangsteralwaysfocusesonwhathe’sdoingbutthesmallgangsterisusuallyabsent-minded.
Biggangster:Hey!Concentrate!!(Thebiggangsterhitthesmallgangster’shead)
Smallgangster:Ouch!O.K.O.K.
Atthismoment,thegirlappears.
Smallgangster:(Checkthepicture.)Hey!!Buddy!!Look!Isthather?
Biggangster:Ha!Ha!Ha!It’shuntingtime.
Smallgangster:I’msoexcited!!Oh~whatabeautifulgirl.Justlikeafairy.Mysweetheart…Buddydoyouknow?IfeelthatIgetbutterfliesinmystomach!Biggangster:(Hittingthesmallgangster’sheadagain.)Hey!Wakeup!!Stopday-dreaming.Let’smakeamove!
Smallgangster:Oh~mybaby~I’mcoming!!
Biggangster:Hey!!Lady!!Canyoudomeafavor?
Eliza:Sure!WhatcanIdoforyou?
Smallgangster:(Murmuring)Thisbeautifulladyhasabeautifulheart.
Biggangster:Sorry.Ignorewhathesaid.
Eliza:Nevermind!
Biggangster:Thanks!IwanttogotoTunghaiUniversity.DoyouknowhowcanIgetthere?
Eliza:Oh…youshouldgostraightuntilthetrafficlight,thenturnrightuntilyouseeaconveniencestoreatthecornerandturnleft.Keepgoingstraightandyouwouldseetheuniversity.
Biggangster:Gostraightuntilthefirsttrafficlight,turnrightandwewillseeasupermarketattheendofthestreet.And…
Eliza:No!No!No!Gostraightuntilthetrafficlight,thenturnrightuntilyouseeaconveniencestoreatthecornerandturnleft.Keepgoingstraightandyouwouldseetheuniversity.
Smallgangster:Gostraightuntilthefirsttrafficlight,thenturnleftandgostraighttotheendofthestreet,thenwecanseetheuniversity.
Eliza:Oh,my!No!Wrongagain!Youtwoarereallyastupidguy.
Biggangster:It’stoocomplex.Ican’trememberallthedirections.I’maforeigner.AndIhaveanimportantpresentationthere.Couldyougowithus,guideusthere?Please~
Elizawasconfused.Butsheisakindpersonandshelikestohelppeople.Eliza:Umm…letmethink…okay!!Let’sgo!
Smallgangster:Howkindofyou!!Mylittlegirl.
Biggangster:Sorry.Justignorehim.Thankforyourhelp.
Elizagoeswiththegangsters.
Inthegangsters’car,thesmallgangstersuddenlyshowsasharpknife.Andshouts,“Don’tmove!”Elizaisshockedandstartsscreaming.
Eliza:Whatareyoudoing?
Smallgangster:I’mkidnappingyou!
Eliza:Oh~Iamsoscared.
Smallgangster:(Talktothebiggangster.)Didyouhearthat,sheisscared?Biggangster:Ya~weareprofessional.
Eliza:Notfunny!I’mhungry.Iwanttogohome!Iwanttogohome!
Smallgangster:Shutup.Don’tbesonoisy!
Elizakeepscrying.
Smallgangster:You!Getoutofthecar!
Biggangster:(Hitthesmallgangsterangrily!)Idiot!Ihaveastupidpartner.(Disappointed)
Eliza:Iagree!(Nodhead.)
Biggangster:Don’tcrybaby,Igiveyoualollipop.
Eliza:Thankyou.Howkindofyou.
SCENEIII
Motherispreparingdinner.
Mom:Eliza!Eliza!Timefordinner!I’mhungry!Hurryup!
Nooneanswersher.Andsherealizesthereissomethingwrong.
Mom:Eliza,whereareyou?Don’tplayhideandseekw
ithme!It’snotfunny.I’mhungry.
Asthemotherisfindingherdaughter,thephonerings.
Mom:Hello~thisisAnderson.I’mbusyfindingmydaughter.Don’tbotherme!
Biggangster:Areyoufindingyourdaughter?Ha!Ha!Ha…sheisrighthere.Mom:Goodjob!Tellherit’stimefordinner.I’mhungry!
Biggangster:Hey!Youareclueless.Ihavealreadykidnappedyourdaughter,ElizaAnderson!
Mom:Hey!Buddy!Don’ttrickme!
Biggangster:Sure!Listen!(ThegangstertakesthephonetoEliza.)Eliza:Hello!Mom!I’mhere!Theyaresokind.Theygavemealollipop.Thegangstertakesthephoneaway.
Biggangster:Doyoubelievemenow?Ifyouwantyourdaughtertocomebackfordinner.YouhavetopreparetheransomofNT$20,000,000.
Mom:Tooexpensive!20%off.
Biggangster:Areyoubuyingclothes?
Mom:Bargainismyhobby.
Biggangster:NonegotiationyoushouldbringtheransomtoTunghaiLakeat8:00pm.Andrememberdon’tcallthecop.Oryouwillfindyourdaughterinthelake.
Mom:O.K.Seeyouthen!
AtTunghaiLake.ThegangstersandElizaarebakingfishfromthelakebecausetheyarehungry.Atthistime,themotheriscoming.
Mom:Ha!(Momshouts.)
ThegangstersandElizaareshocked.Andthesmallgangster’sfishisfalling
英文剧本网篇二：英语电影剧本大全(中英对照)
目 录
《泰坦尼克号》全部英文剧本 .............................................................. 1 Mamma mia! 《妈妈咪呀》 .............................................................. 248 How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days《十日拍拖手册》精讲笔记 ................ 254 YES MAN 精讲笔记............................................................................. 263 《哈利·波特与混血王子》精讲笔记 ................................................. 271 Just My Luck《倒霉爱神》精讲笔记 .................................................. 281 Nanny Diaries 《保姆日记》精讲笔记 .............................................. 287 Twilight《暮光之城》精讲笔记 ......................................................... 293 Up 《飞屋环游记》精讲笔记 ........................................................... 301
《泰坦尼克号》全部英文剧本
TV REPORTER: Treasure hunter Brock Lovett is best known for finding Spanish gold off islands in the best Caribbean.
LIZZY: It’s OK, I’ll get you in a minutes. Come on.
TV REPORTER: Now he is using Russian subs to reach the most famous shipwreck of all, the Titanic. He is with us live via satellite from the research ship Keldysh in the North Atlantic. Hello, Brock.
BROCK: Hello, Tracy. Of course everyone knows the familiar stories of Titanic. You know, the nobility, the band playing at the very end and all that. But what I’m interested in are the untold stories, the secrets locked deep inside the hull of Titanic. We’re out here using robot technology to go further into the wreck that anybody has done before.
TV REPORTER: Your expedition is at the center of a storm of controversy over salvage rights, and even ethics. Media are calling you a grave robber. BROCK: Well, nobody ever called the recovery of the artifacts… LIZZY: What is it?
OLD ROSE: Turn that up, dear.
BROCK: I have museum-trained experts out here making sure that these relics are preserved and catalogued properly. Take a look at this drawing that we found just today, a piece of paper that has been under water for 84 years, and my team were able to preserve it, intact. Should this have
remained unseen at the bottom of the ocean for eternity when we can see it and enjoy it now?
OLD ROSE: Well, I’ll be goddamned!
BUELL: There is a satellite call for you!
BROCK: Buell, we are launching! Can’t you see these submersibles going in the water?
BUELL：Trust me, buddy! You want to take this call!
BROCK: Great! This is Brock Lovett. How can I help you, Mrs..... BRULL: Calvert. Rose Calvert.
BROCK: Mrs. Calvert.
OLD ROSE: I was just wondering if you had found the Heart of the Ocean yet, Mr. Lovett?
BUELL: I told you wanted to take the call.
BROCK: All right. You have my attention, Rose. Can you tell us who the woman in the picture is?
OLD ROSE: Oh, yes. The woman in the picture is me.
OLD ROSE: Yes?
BROCK: Are your state rooms all right?
OLD ROSE: Oh, yes. Very nice. Oh, have you met my granddaughter, Lizzy? She takes care of me.
LIZZY: We met just a few minutes ago, remember Nanna, up on deck? OK. OLD ROSE: There. That’s nice. I have to have my pictures with me when I
travel.
BROCK: Can I get you anything? Is there anything you would like? OLD ROSE: Yes. I would like to see my drawing.
BROCK: Louis the Sixteenth wore a fabulous stone that was called the Blue Diamond of the Crown, which disappeared in 1792, About the same time old Louis lost everything from the neck up. The theory goes that the Crown Diamond was chopped too, to be cut into a heart-like shape that became known as the Heart of the Ocean. Today it would be worth more than the Hope Diamond.
OLD ROSE: It was a dreadful heavy thing. I only wore it this once. LIZZY: You actually think this is you, Nanna?
OLD ROSE: It is me, dear. Wasn’t I a dish?
BROCK: I tracked it down through insurance records, an old claim that was settled under terms of absolute secrecy. Can you tell me who the claimant was, Rose?
OLD ROSE: I should imagine it was someone named Hockley.
BROCK: Nathan Hockley. That’s right. Pittsburgh steel tycoon. The claim was for a diamond necklace his son Caledon had bought his fiancée-you-a week before he sailed on Titanic. It was filed right after the sinking. So the diamond had to have gone down with the ship. Do you see the date?
LIZZY: April 14, 1912.
BUELL: Which means if your grandmother is who she says she is, she was wearing the diamond the day the Titanic sank.
BROCK: And that makes you my new best friend.
BUELL: There are some of the things we recovered from your state room. OLD ROSE: This was mine. How extraordinary. And it looks the same as it did the last time I saw it. The reflection has change a bit.
BROCK: Are you ready to go back to Titanic?
BODINE: OK. Here we go! She hits the berg on the starboard side, right? She kind of bumps along, punching holes like Morse code, Dit, dit,dit along the side, below the water line. Then the forward compartments start to flood. Now as the water level rises, it spills over the watertight bulkhead, which unfortunately don’t go any higher than E-deck, so now as the bow goes down, the stern rise up, slow at first, then faster and faster, until finally she’s got her whole ass sticking up in the air. And that’s a big ass. We’re talking 20,30 thousand tons. OK. And the hull’s not designed to deal with that pressure, so what happens? Schkee-she splits right down to the keel and the stern section just kind of bobs there like a cork for a couple of minutes, floods, then finally goes under about 2:20am, 2 hours and 40 minutes after the collision. The bow section planes away, ending about half a mile away, going 20 or 30 knots when it hits the ocean floor. Brrrroo! Brrooo! Pretty cool, huh?
OLD ROSE: Thank you for that fine forensic analysis, Mr. Bodine. Of
英文剧本网篇三：诺丁山+Notting+Hill+中英文剧本
诺丁山 Notting Hill 中英文剧本
[ Man ] So stay with us because later this afternoon,
不要离开，因为稍后„
we're lucky enough to be talking to Anna Scott,
我们将有幸请到安娜·斯科特„
Hollywood's biggest star by far.
好莱坞迄今最红的明星
Miss Scott's latest film is once again topping the charts.
斯科特小姐的新片再次雄居票房榜首
- [ Piano ] - [ Man Continues, Indistinct ]
She may be the face I can't forget
∮我无法忘记她的脸∮
A trace of pleasure or regret
∮带着欢乐或悲伤∮
∮我能为之付出我的所有∮
May be my treasure or the price
I have to pay
∮她也许只是个幻影∮
She may be the mirror
∮出现在我梦中∮
Of my dream
∮出现在梦中的笑容∮
A smile reflected in a stream
∮真实的她也许并不那么快乐∮
She may not be what she may seem
主演：茱莉亚·罗伯茨
Inside her shell
∮她在人群中似乎总是很快乐∮
She who always seems so happy in a crowd
Whose eyes can be so private and so proud
∮眼神中带着神秘和骄傲∮
主演：休·格兰特
No one's allowed to see them when they cry
∮没人能看到她哭泣的样子∮
She may be the love that cannot hope to last
∮也许她并不愿失去爱情∮
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May come to me from shadows of the past
∮如果她走出阴影向我靠近∮
∮那我至死也不会忘记∮
That I'll remember till the day
I die
She may be the reason I survive
∮她也许是我活着的理由∮
The why and wherefore I'm alive
∮是我至今还活着的理由∮
The one I'll care for through the rough
∮我时刻准备着扶持她走出困境∮
And ready years
Me, I'll take her laughter and her tears
∮我会分享她的欢笑和忧伤∮
And make them all my souvenirs
∮让它们成为我的记忆∮
∮我愿为她赴汤蹈火∮
For where she goes I've got to be
The meaning of my life is
∮我的一生只为她而活∮
She
∮她∮
She
∮她∮
Oh, she
∮哦，她∮
[ Man Narrating ] Of course I've seen her films...
我当然看过她的片子„
and always thought she was, well, fabulous.
而且一直认为她很出色
But, you know, a million, million miles from the world I live in...
不过她和我的家乡远隔重洋„
which is here, Notting Hill, my favorite bit of London.
我住在诺丁山„伦敦我最喜欢的地方
There's the market on weekdays selling every fruit and vegetable known to man.
平时集市上会贩卖各种为人熟知的果蔬
Rock hard bananas, five for a pound!
香蕉，一镑五公斤
The tattoo parlor with a guy outside who got drunk...
醉醺醺的人从刺青店里出来„
and now can't remember why he chose "I love Ken."
却记不起他为什么要刺上“我爱肯”
The radical hairdressers where everyone comes out looking like the Cookie Monster,
前卫的发型师让每个从店里走出去的人 看起来像是饼干怪兽
whether they want to or not.
不管他们是否喜欢
And then, suddenly, it's the weekend,
到了周末，突如其来地
and from break of day hundreds of stalls appear out of nowhere,
数以百计的摊贩无处不在
filling Portobello Road, right up to Notting Hill Gate.
布满整个街道，一直排到诺丁山的大门
And wherever you look thousands of people are buying millions of antiques,
眼中所见尽是购买古董的人
some genuine and some... not quite so genuine.
有些是真品，也有些„只是赝品
And what's great is that lots of friends have ended up in this part of London.
最棒的是有很多朋友 也住在这个伦敦的小区里
That's Tony, for example, architect turned chef,
比如说东尼，由建筑师改行做了厨师
who recently invested all the money he ever earned in a new restaurant.
最近用他的所有积蓄开了一家餐馆
And so, this is where I spend my days and years...
这就是我日复一日生活的地方„
in this small village in the middle of the city in a house with a blue door...
这个小小区有间蓝色门脸的房子„
that my wife and I bought together before she left me for a man...
是我妻子和我一起买的，后来她跟别人走了„
who looked exactly like Harrison Ford.
一个长得很像哈里森-福特的人
And where I lead a strange half-life with a lodger called--
我不同寻常的生活缘于一个房客，叫„
Spike!
斯帕克
英文剧本网篇四：7人英语剧本
7人英语话剧剧本-Net Friend,互联网交友
Summary:
Is it correct to make friends on the Internet? Will it be dangerous? Bill, Hillary's younger brother, is a rude and impolite boy. Everyone in his school doesn't like him. However, he really wants to have a girlfriend, so he asks his sister to help him. Then Hillary pretended to be Bill on net and met a nice girl, Monica. Three months later, Hillary asked Monica to go out with "Bill" (Her brother), and arranged everything for them. When they met each other at McDonald's, Monica found that Bill wasn't the one who she talked to on net. Then...
Finally, Monica understands that it's very dangerous to date with strangers and trusts everything of which her net-friend told her. And we all should be very careful when we're on net.
Scene I
(In school cafeteria, students are having lunch)
Bill: Hey, Jessie. (He pushed her shoulder very rudely) Can I join you?
(Jessie didn't say a word, and Bill just sat down)
Bill: Wow! Wow! Wow! You are wearing a nice dress today!
Jessie: Thanks!
Bill: Oh! What a beautiful hair clip. Where did you buy it?
(Jessie didn't say anything..)
Bill: Hey, you have a nice watch.
(He held her hand strongly and Jessie got angry.)
Jessie: Don't touch me! I don't want to talk to you. Leave me alone!
(Bill stood up and walked toward Carol.
Bill sat down beside Carol without asking her)
Bill: Hey, beautiful! How could you eat so little! It's not good for your health! Take this! (Bill wanted Carol to eat his food)
Carol: No.
Bill: Take it! (He was very rude and the plate fell down.)
Carol: Hey! What are you doing! This is my new skirt!
Bill: I'm sorry!
Carol: Go away! You're such a rude guy!
(Carol went away.)
Bill: Did I do something wrong?
(He talked to himself)
Scene II
(In Hillary's room. Hillary was surfing the net)
Bill: Sis....
Bill: Hillary!
Hillary: Oh! Hi! Bill! How long have you been sitting there? Are you trying to scare me? (Bill didn't say a word.)
Hillary: Bill? What's wrong with you? What happened?
Bill: I tried to draw some girls' attention but they just ignored me!
Hillary: Hmm....Maybe the way you used was wrong.
Bill: Yeah, maybe. But I don't know how to attract them. Hillary, I just want to have a girlfriend? Hillary: Girlfriend?
Bill: Yeah.
Hillary: Let me see what I can do.
Bill: So, can you help me?
Hillary: Ok! Since you really want to have a girlfriend, I'll try to help you.
Bill: Great! Thank you! You are a doll!
(At this moment, Hillary's net-friend is calling her.)
Hillary: Oh.. My net-friend!
Bill: Ok! Waiting for your good news!
(Bill left Hillary's room and Hillary was thinking how she helped Bill.)
Hillary: Yeah! That's it! I can pretend to be Bill and find a girlfriend on the Internet!
(She opened the PC and saw a girl's name "Monica"...)
Hillary: (Laughing......) Monica!
(A little bit surprised)
Hillary: (Talked to herself) It is the same name as the girl of Clinton's sexual scandal. Hmm. Let me send a message to her.
Hillary: Hi! I'm Bill! Glad to meet you!
Monica: Hello, Bill! , Glad to meet you, too. I'm a college student, and you?
Hillary: Me three
Monica: (Laughing...) You're a humorous person!
Hillary: Thanks! I guess you're a female, aren't you?
Monica: Yes, I am.
Hillary: (Talked to herself) Great! She's a girl.
Monica: And you?
Hillary: Oh... I'm a "boy"
Monica: Which school club are you in?
Hillary: Computer Information Club.
Monica: Oh! Really? So you must be a computer expert!
Hillary: You can say that again.
Monica: You know I'm interested in computers, too. So, can you teach me or tell me something about them?
Hillary: Sure! It's my pleasure!
( .....Two hours later .....)
Hillary: Oh! It's interesting to chat with you.
Monica: Yeah! I'm very happy, too.
IIiIIaiy: Will you be here tomorrow? At the same time?
Monica: I think so, I hope we can meet again.
Hillary: Ok, I'll be here tomorrow, Bye! Bye!
Monica: Bye!
Saying: From then on, Monica and Hillary continue chatting with each other after school. (At Monica's room. As soon as Monica came back home from school,
she started surfing the net. Then, her mom came into her room.
She knocked her door, but no oneanswered the door)
Mom: I'm coming!
Mom: Oh! Monica, my darling! I've just baked some cookies. Want some?
Monica: No, thanks! I have something important to do.
Mom: What are you busy doing?
Monica: I'm surfing the net and talking to my net-friend.
Mom: Net-friends!! They are strangers. You even don't know who they are. I read from the newspapers. Lot's of things happened on net. You should be more careful and you have to watch out for your net-friends, You're so young
Monica: Ok.. ok. .I know, Mom. Don't worry about me.
(Mom walked out her room. and Monica saw Hillary)
Monica: Hello! Bill!
Hillary: Hi! Monica! How's school today?
Monica: Wonderful! It's really a nice day!
Hillary: Monica! I think we've known each other for a long time. And I just wonder whether you would go out with me?
Monica: (Talk to herself) Go out with him?
Monica: Sure, I would like to. I think you're a polite and humorous person. It may be interesting to go out with you!
Hillary: That's great! How about we meeting at McDonald's on Ming-Chang Road this weekend? Monica: All right! It's a deal! But how can I recognize you?
Hilillary: I'll wear a blue shirt, blue jeans, a blue caps and also carry a blue knapsack. Besides, I'll stand beside the trash can.
Monica: All in blue! Wow! Ok! That will be easy for me to recognize you.
Hillary: Yeah! I'll be waiting for you!
Monica: Ok! See you
Monica: (Talk to herself) Ha! I'm looking forward to it!
Hillary: (Talk to herself) Yes, I made it. I'm going to tell Bill this good news!
ScenceIII
(At McDonald's, Bill was waiting for Monica.
A few minutes later, Monica saw Bill and walked toward Bill)
Monica: Hi... Are you Bill?
Bill: Yes, I am. You're Monica?
Monica: Yeah.. that's right.
Bill: You look great!
Monica: You're not bad, either. Hey, Let's find a table!
Bill: Yeah! How about that one? I've ordered some things.
(They found a table and began talking.)
Monica: Bill!
Bill: Monica!
Bill: Oh! Lady first!
Monica: Bill, have you already finished your computer report?
Bill: Uh...Uh... Did I tell you that?
Monica: Yes, you did. You said it was about how to kill virus. Did you find out how to do that? Bill: Kill virus? That's easy for me. I'm a genius. Just use a knife.
Monica: A knife?
Bill: Yeah! Knife can kill everything.
Monica: What are you talking about? Alright! Alright! Forget it! And how about the novel we discussed last week?
Bill: Novel? I've read so many novels, which one?
Monica: "The old man and the sea", don't you forget? What happened to that old man? Bill: Yeah! That old man! He caught a big fish and then became a hero.
Monica: Hmm. He has a strong will, doesn't he? He never gives up anything. And how about the fish?
Bill: Did you forget? He cooked the fish and ate it!
Monica: And~~it's delicious, right?
Bill: You got it! It's very delicious!
Monica: Nonsense! The fish was eaten by the sharks . You're not Bill, are you?
Bill: Of course I'm Bill. "B~I-L-L"
Monica: But you seem different from the way you are on net. Who are you for God's sake?
Bill: Ok. I tell you the truth. I'm Bill, but not the one you talked to on net. That was my sister, Hillary.
Monica: Are you kidding me?
Bill: No, that's true. I really want to have a girlfriend, so she helped me out. She met you on net and thought you're a nice girl. So she arranged us to meet each other.
Monica: That means both of you tricked me?
Bill: So what? That's Hillary's idea.
Monica: You. ..You..... (She is very angry)
Monica: Gosh! I was tricked for such a long time!
Scence IV
(Monica left McDonald angrily)
(At Monica's room, again.)
Monica: (Crying) How foolish I was! What on earth was I doing? (Still crying) I think I need someone to talk to.
(She looked around and saw the time)
Monica: Ah, 8:30. It's "Paula's Time."
(She turned on the TV)
Paula: Welcome to "Paula's Time" I'm Paula Jones, not Dow Jones. Today we'll discuss some net problems. Nowadays Internet helps modern people live more convenient lives, get the latest information. You can say that we live in an Internet world. However, some bad guys made use of Internet to do illegal deals or trick people. So, today we will listen to some friends' problems and help them solve it. Our hot line number is 111-1234. Please dial it as soon as possible. I'm waiting for your call-in. OK. Who's the first friend?
Monica: Hi, Paula, I'm Monica.
Paula: Yes, Monica, what do you want to share with us?
Monica: I met a girl, Hillary, on net three months ago. She pretended to be her brother, Bill, and chatted with me. But I didn't know the truth until yesterday that we arranged to meet each other. He told me that Hillary surfed the net to help him find a girlfriend. And that was me. I felt I was tricked and I was very sad. Do you think I'm wrong?
Paula: It seems like Bill takes special interests in Monica just like our president. Monica, it's a serious and common social problem in modern society. Lots of people want to make friends on the Internet. But you must be careful. On the net, people use nicknames to protect themselves, or even trick others to do something bad. Everyone on the net wears a mask. Sometimes it's evil that hides under the mask. So you had better watch out. Never date with strangers by yourself. Strangers are dangerous.
Monica: Thanks, Paula. You do help me a lot. I know what I should do now.
(Suddenly someone is calling Monica on net)
Starr: Hi! Monica! I'm Starr. May I make friends with you?
Monica: Oh! No! Not again!
(Lights out)
The End
Hey! You know what we're doing now?
7人小品
英文剧本网篇五：英语搞笑短剧剧本[1]
三打白骨精
Three Times’ Beating Monster
人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒
J：沙僧
B：白骨精（何平） B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头
T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?
S: Bajie,map!
E: (摸出，递给S)
S: Look,boss (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）
T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!
E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)
T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west
E: But……
T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?
E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So. S: Fat Pig!
E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….
S: You will what(凶相)?
E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).
S: Hm!
T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?
E: You see , boss is hungry,too!
T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!
J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..
T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?
S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）
J: This is…..?
S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!
T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!
S: Bye!(走)
T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》
B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)
B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?
J: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.
B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!
T: Bomb?(打出)
B1: Double King!
T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)
S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)
B1: （倒)Ah……
T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!
T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)
S: Oh,please don’t……
T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)
S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)
T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!
B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)
B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?
T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)
S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2) E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)
J: Look,(伸食指)how many?
T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)
B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊)
S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)
T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!
S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!
T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!
S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》
J: boss, brother Monkey is.......
T: Don't mention that guy any more!
B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)
T: （惊）You are......
B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)
B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......
S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.
T: Wukong?
E: Oh,Brother Monkey!
J: Our hero is back!
T: I,I can't understand......What happened?
S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you! T: How,how did you find out?
S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)
T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)
S: What?
T: I'm sorry.
S: Em? Louder,please?
T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）
(谢幕)
《孔雀东南飞》
Wanderseveryfivemiles
焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort)
太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort)强盗Burglars(ABandC)
Prologue
(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)
J:EverybodysaysthatI’mhenpecked,butinfact,I’masstrongasatiger,(小声)whilemy
wifeisWuSong.
(指着上台处的门大声道)I’mnotafraidofyou!
(内砸出一脸盆,Ｊ接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’mafraidofwhom?
MywifeLunchisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.Sheisbraverthanme,
smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetender
thanme.Butsheisnot!Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell!
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)
MyGod!Whocanhelpme?(下)
Act1
(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)
JM(拄拐棍上):Ican!
(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou?
L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’mhere!What’supmum?
JM:I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefuland
dearestmother-in-law”.
L:OK.Mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what’sup?
JM:Sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so
lazy……
L:But……
JM:Neverinterruptme!
L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardall daylong,cookingandwashing.Ihaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchicken
and……
JM:Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson!
L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,youwantagrandson,don’tyou?(开始解围裙)Goandaskyour
son.I’mleaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)
Act2
(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)
L:Mum,I’mback!
LM:Youareback?Why?Whathappened?
L:Iwaskickedoutbymymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother–in-law.
LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!Whenyouinsistedon
marryingthatterribleJohnny,Itoldyouthatheisuglystupidandpoor,butyoudidnotlisten
tome.Lookatyourself……
L:But,mum……
L:Mum,I’mnotinterruptingyou.IjustwanttotellyouthatyouarealwaysrightOK?And
I’llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto.
LM(大喜):Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayor’ssoninthemarket.Hesaid:“Ifyoudaughter Haven’tbeenmarried,Ireallyreallywanttomarryher!”Nowyouarefreeagain,I’llgo
andtellhim.(下)
L(惊愕):What?Themayor’sson?Themostfamousplayboyintheneighbor-hood?(手中的锅 铲掉在地上)WhatasillythingIhavedone!(下)
Act3
(J睡眼惺忪上)
J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Wherearemysocks?
(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Heretheyare!(闻一下) Er!Howsmelly!Theyarestilldirty!
(突然想起)Lunchhasgone!Ihavetowashthemmyself.
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’msohungry!Butthere’snobreakfast!(捡起地上的围 裙)ThisiswhatLunchalwayswears!Imisshersomuch,andherexcellentcookingskill!Now
shehasgone.Ihavetocookformymotherandmyself.
JM(上):Where’smybreakfast?Where’sLunch?Hasn’tshegotupyet?
J:Mum,can’tyouremember?Lunchhasgone!
JM(沉吟片刻):Well,totellyouthetruthJohnny,asonwithoutawifeisuseless.Lunchisanice
girl,goandtakeherback!
J(立正敬礼):Yesmadam!
Act4
(J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)
A:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!
Theroadisbuiltbyme!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)
B:AndIplantedonetree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)
C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---(欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚)
AB&C:Giveusallyourmoney!
J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出１角硬币):Is1maoenough?
(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)
A:Whatbadluck!Thisguyisbroken!
B:Ifwecannotrobanymoneytoday,wewillhavenothingtoeattonight!
C:Iheardthatthemayor’ssonisgoingtomarryMissLiuLanzhinextmonth.WEcangoand
robthewedding!
A&B:Goodidea!
J(惊讶):What?What?Lunchisgoingtogetmarried?It’simpossible!
AB&C:Why?Aprettygirlandarichman,whatagoodcouple!
J:ButLunchismywife!Wehaven’tgotdivorcedyet!
(突然有了主意)I’vegotanidea!Youaregoingtorobthewedding,don’tyou?I’llgo
withyou.YoutakethemoneyandItakethebride.
B:Haveyougotanyexperience?
J:No.ButI’vegotthis!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄１，０００，０００)
Act5
(转眼已到了婚礼之期．MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台) (J和三强盗跃至台中)
ABC&J:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!
A:Theroadisbuiltbyme!
B:AndIplantedonetree.
C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---
J:Giveusallyourmoney!
(L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头)
L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后)
(MS大怒，挥拳向J打来．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L晕倒)
J(火冒三丈):Howdareyoubeatmywife!（挥拳向MS冲去）
(J与MS混战，JM上，以拐杖击晕MS)
(J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)
J(扶起L，关切地问):Honey,howareyou?
L(哭状):Ihurtalot!
J:Don’tcrybaby.I’llgoandfetchthemedicine. (下)
L(起身去追):Waitforme! (跑下)
(音乐起 CanYouCelebrate)
Big words of western tour （大话西游）
Chapter 1
Site：The wedding
Characters:牛魔王 、至尊宝、紫霞、小妖
Aside: The story begins with a wedding. The Bull King is going to have a concubine.
牛：Today is my wedding. I am going to have a concubine. Ha ha ha „„.
妖：Concubine? Dose your wife agree to it?
牛：Oh! She is not lovely anymore. She’s right now at the Flame Mountain. She can do nothing about it!
(至尊宝从后台走入人群中)
牛：Let me introduce my brother to you! My bro!
Come here! This is my brother.
(牛深情地转向紫霞)
英文剧本网篇六：英语剧本
英语剧本:Big words of western tour （大话西游）
Big words of western tour （大话西游）
Chapter 1
Site：The wedding
Characters:牛魔王 、至尊宝、紫霞、小妖
Aside: The story begins with a wedding. The Bull King is going to have a concubine.
牛：Today is my wedding. I am going to have a concubine. Ha ha ha „„.
妖：Concubine? Dose your wife agree to it?
牛：Oh! She is not lovely anymore. She’s right now at the Flame Mountain. She can do nothing about it!
(至尊宝从后台走入人群中)
牛：Let me introduce my brother to you! My bro!
Come here! This is my brother.
(牛深情地转向紫霞)
牛：Zixia, listen to me. I think I ‘ve fallen in love with you once I know you. I want to show my sincerity. So I request you to marry me in front of my bros. This Pandora’s Box is my gift to you. I hope you would say yes.
妖：I object!
牛：What?
妖：Zixia has a means to test her lover. If you can pass it, I will shout up!
至：What’s this? Really?
妖：This test is that she would marry the guy who can make her Magic Sword go out of the scabbard.
(剑从至的怀中落下)
妖：Magic Sword?
牛：Let me do this!
(紫跑出，拾剑)
紫：It’s not true! It’s just a joke. It is still meaningless even if you can put it out!
(紫跑下)
妖：King, Iron Fan Princess has come.
牛：Aaa„„
(牛惊慌地跑下)
Aside: The monkey king leaves the front hall, running to back garden„„
Chapter 2
Site: Bull King’s back garden
Characters: 至尊宝、紫霞
（至跑过来，突然看到紫独自坐在台阶上，于是走过来）
至：Why are you hiding here?
(紫抽剑，指向至。两人定格，至走出来，独白)
至：At this time, the blade is really close to me, 0.01 cm I think. But after a short period of time, 0.01 second I think, the owner of the sword will fall for me whole-heartedly. Because I’ve decided to tell lies, I’ve told many lies in my life, but I think it is the most wonderful lie! 紫：I’ll kill you if you come closer!
至：You should kill me! Kill me! I’d found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. I left regretful after that. It’s the ultimate pain in the world. Just cut my throat, please don’t hesitate! If God can give me a chance, I will tell her there words. “I love you”. If God wants to give a time limit, I’ll say this love will last 10 thousand years! （紫长叹，抛剑，拾剑，抱剑）
紫：What can you tell your wife?
至：I have to tell her the truth. So I must get the Pandora’s Box back. Then go back with you and explain everything. But I hate myself that I can’t get the box back. I „„
紫：I help you!
至：No, it’s dangerous!
紫：You don’t want to?
至：I do! But „„
紫：I trust you! I’ll get the Pandora’s Box back tonight. Wait for me here at midnight.
(猪喊)
至：Let me do something to my boss first. See you tonight.
（依依不舍）
Aside: The night „„
Chapter 3
Site: Dungeon
Characters: 至尊宝、猪八戒、沙僧、唐僧
猪和沙：Master, master
(两人同时悄声说)
猪：We come to save you.
沙：We come to bring you out.
唐：I won’t go.
猪和沙：Stay here? Why?
唐：There’re full of obstacles in the way of getting scriptures. This is because we’re not united enough. So we let the devils do bad to us. That’s fine. This prison has no difference with the outside world, to
me; the outside world is just a bigger prison. You go out first. I have something to tell him.
(猪和沙下)
唐：You come in and have a sit!
至：To be honest, I’m not your disciple. I don’t want to be your disciple. Master I know you’re a good guy. Please let me go!
唐：Do you know “dong , dong, dong „„”?
至：What is “dong, dong, dong”?
唐：“dong, dong, dong „„” is „„
(唐唱Only you)
至：Stop. Stop. I can’t take this anymore, please stop „„ 唐：Ohoh „„
至：Damn you, you „ I’ve said I can’t take this anymore. Don’t disturb or I’ll kill you.
唐： Monkey King, you can kill me. Life and death are very minor. When you know why you should make sacrifices, you will come back and sing this song with me. Namonitabhaya „
(至跑走)
Aside: The Monkey King succeeds in escaping form the Bull King, and he reaches the Spiders’ Cave with the Grapes. Unfortunately, the Monkey King and his friends meet the Queen of Spider.
The Monkey have heard that if the blade slashed fast and accurately, the guy who’s cut open won’t die at once. He can still see. So he asks the Queen of the Spider to kill him as fast as she could and to tear his heart out and let him have a look.
After the Monkey King’s death, he appears in the Hole of Waterfall „
Chapter 4
Site: The Hole of Waterfall
Characters: 至尊宝、观音
至：Goddess. I’m about to understand your words. I used my eyes to see in the past. What I was dying. I started using my heart to see this world. Then I could see all things clearly. That girl „has left a drop of tear in my heart. I felt her sorrow.
观：Have you given up all things in human world?
至：Yes! Life and death is just minor! „„ But I don’t understand why can human’s hatred last 10 years, 50 years, and even 500 years. What hatred is it?
观：So that Tang Monk went to the west and got scriptures, which clean out hearts.
至：OK, I want to stay here, there are many things waiting for me to do. 观：I want to warn you again. After wearing the gold ring, you’re no longer a normal human. You can’t have human desires anymore. If you do so, the gold ring will get smaller and smaller. It’s very uncomfortable.
至：OK.
观：Before wearing the ring, what do you want to say?
至：I had had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. When I lost her, I regret. It’s the most pain in the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”! If there is a time limit, I hope, it is 10 thousand years.
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小品剧本 -- 孙悟空vs猪八戒 An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King 悟空：师傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。 Master, are you tired? Let’s have a rest. 唐僧：没关系，前面不远就有人家了，到了那里再休息吧。 I am fine. Let’s have a rest later. Look! There is a house over there. 悟空认真地扶持唐僧继续行走，同时另一边老头、老妈、小媳妇出场。 小媳妇（做哭状）：爹、妈，本人…… Daddy, mommy, I, I … 老头：女儿，快走吧，不然那猪精来了，就走不了了。 Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon. 小媳妇走几步又回头跑回老妈的怀里，抱头痛哭。老头在一边叹息，擦泪。 唐僧、悟空走到他们面前。 悟空：师傅，到了。 Master, here we are. 唐僧（走到老头面前行礼，悟空看见了正在哭的母女俩，觉得奇异，上下端详）：老施主，本人是从 东土大唐前往西天取经的和尚，想借贵地休息一晚，不知便当否？ Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here tonight? 老头（做呜咽状）：哦，是东土大唐来的高僧啊，能够能够。（别过脸去继续哭泣） Oh, you are the monk from the east. Sure. Sure, come in, please …… 唐僧正在奇异，老妈闻声抬起头，认真端详唐僧，忽然扑到唐僧面前。 老妈：高僧啊，你可要救救本人的女儿，救救本人们一家啊。 Master, please save my daughter, save my family… 唐僧：老施主休要伤心，有什么事渐渐说。 Don’t be sad, madam. Take it easy. What happened? 老头：高僧有所不知，本人们这里有一只猪精，今天要来跟本人女儿成亲，大家都斗不过它，如今正 准备把女儿送进来逃避 Master, there is a spirit here. He wants to marry my daughter, tonight. We are all afraid of him. 唐僧：施主莫怕，本人这徒弟身手高强，或许他能帮上你们。 Calm down, sir. My apprentice has great capability. Maybe, he can help you. 老头：唉，高僧啊，以前也来过自称身手高强的师傅，结果都被这猪精打跑了。今天你们就躲着 别出来了吧。 Alas! , master, there have been many people who boast to be very capable. But every time, they were defeated by the spirit. You’d better keep away tonight. 悟空：噢，有这么凶猛的妖怪？本人倒要会他一会。待会你们尽管躲起来，外面发作什么事，都不 用管。 What? Is the spirit really so strong? I’d like to see how great he is. All of you just stay inside. Don’t come out no matter what happens. 这时起了风声（音乐），老头一家吓得站起来混身发抖。小媳妇吓得直往老妈怀里钻。悟空镇定 地举手表示，让师傅及老头一家人躲到房间里面去。自己也手搭凉篷看了看，便不慌不忙地也躲 在了门后，显露一段红袖子。 猪八戒大笑着张牙舞爪地走上场来，嘴里大喊：小娘子，本人来了。 Darling, here I am. 站在台上停一下，见没有动静，觉得奇异，往房屋里看去，见显露一段红袖子，快乐地一拍手掌。 八戒：小娘子还害臊呢，不敢出来见老猪吗？来，来，来，本人们就要是夫妻了，还害什么羞呀！。 Darling, don’t be so shy! Please come to me. Come on, we will be a couple. 猪八戒跑上去悄悄拉住红袖子，把小娘子拖了出来，小娘子作出害臊的样子，有时又做出猴子的 容貌。 八戒：
小娘子，不用怕，本人固然长得丑，但身手高强，一定会让你过上好日子的。 Darling, don’t be afraid. Although I am ugly, I am so powerful. I am sure that I can make you happy. 小娘子笑着点头，抓耳挠腮。 八戒：小娘子，你快乐的时分干嘛要像猴子一样？ Darling, why do you look like a monkey ? 小娘子：本人一快乐就觉得痒，所以就抓一抓。 When I am happy, I always tickle. 八戒：快乐就好，快乐就好。本人们快入洞房吧。 Fine, let’s go to the bedroom. 八戒拉住小娘子就往房子里面钻。小娘子作出动脑筋的样子，又把八戒拉回来。 八戒：哇，小娘子，你好大的力气啊，干嘛把本人拉出来啊？ Darling. Why are you so powerful? 小娘子：夫君，你这容貌进去会吓着本人的父母的，还是去你家里吧。 Honey, your appearance will frighten my parents. We’d better go to your home. 八戒：去本人家？那太好了，本人们这就走吧。 Go to my house？OK. that’s a great idea. Let’s go. 两人走了几步，小女子做出腿疼摔了一下的样子，八戒忙扶起她，作出惋惜的样子。 小女子：本人一个弱女子，哪里能走这么远？夫君背本人吧。 I cannot walk any further. Can you carry me on your back? 八戒：背你？好，好，好。谁让你是本人的媳妇呢？ Carry you on my back? All right. Youre my wife after all. Come on. 八戒把小女子背上：娘子，本人们这就动身了。 Darling, Lets go. 小女子（在八戒头上一点）：走吧，呆子。 Okay. Let’s go. 音乐响起(直到八戒摔倒)。八戒在台上走一圈，做出越走越慢，越走越累的样子。小女子在他背 上抓耳挠腮，十分快乐。 八戒：小娘子，你怎样这么重啊？ Darling, why are you so heavy? 小女子：不是本人重，只怕是你不想背本人吧？ Do you think so? Dont you want to carry me?) 八戒：不,不,不，本人背，本人背。 Yes, I do. I do. 继续困难地走。小女子自得地在背上笑。八戒膂力不支，一跤摔倒，小女子倒地之后， 灵敏地越上台上的假山，先做出猴子笑看八戒的样子，再做出摔疼了的样子在那里嗟叹。 八戒听到女子的嗟叹，忙东张西望找小媳妇。 八戒：娘子，摔着了没有？娘子，摔着了没有？娘子，你摔到哪去了？怎样看不见你了？ Darling, are you OK? Darling, where are you? Why cant I see you? 小女子（偷偷地笑，再装作痛苦的样子）：夫君，本人在这里呢。 Honey, I am here. 八戒：哇，娘子, 你怎样摔到高的中央去了？ Darling. Why did you go up there? 小女子：还不是你这呆子害的。 Thats your fault. 八戒：对不起，娘子。对不起，娘子。 Sorry, darling. I’m very sorry. 小女子：看你这么辛劳，本人也摔疼了，那就休息休息吧。 You look so tired, and I feel sore. Let’s have a rest. 八戒：太好了。 本人们就休息一下吧！ Have a rest? That’s a good idea. Let’s have a rest. 八戒听了快乐地坐在下面休息，小女子认真地端详他。 小女子（撒娇地）：夫君，你是哪里的神仙，本人都还不晓得，怎样能嫁给你呢？你可要通知本人。 Honey, how can I marry you? I don’t even know where you come from. You must tell me the truth first. 八戒：唉，别提了，想当年本人本是天上的天篷元帅，上天入地，八面威风。只因冒犯了嫦娥， 被玉帝贬下凡尘，错投了猪胎，长成这般容貌。 Alas! Don’t mention it. I was Tianpeng marshal, I could fly between heaven and the world. Only because I made a big mistake, I was punished by Yudi. So I became a pig. That’s why I am so ugly. 小女子：亏你长得这么丑，还敢出来见人。 You look too ugly to meet people. 八戒：原本本人也不想出来，只是南海观音点化本人，叫本人在这里等候前往西天的取经人。等了这么久， 也不见，便出来逛逛，能碰到娘子你，是本人终身的造化，还管它什么西天取经呢？（八戒快乐地过 去想拉小女子的手） I didn’t want to come here. Nanhai Guanyin asked me to wait for Tangseng. Ive been waiting for a long time, but nobody has come. It’s lucky to meet you here. 小女子（把手甩开）：
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英文剧本网篇八：英文剧本儿
Narration: Carrie, Cici and Wing are co-worker of a company. This day they are talking in the office.
Ca: Bingo! I finally finish this case. It is really tough! I have not slept well for almost a week.
Wing: Me too .I always get so busy in this season. I have drunk three cups of coffee in order to keep awake.
Ci: Our boss must be enjoying his holiday in Fiji very much. What do you think he will feel when he comes back to see our case?
Ca:Of course he will feel surprised and give each of us a promotion. Wing: Come on, he is a devil, how could he do this to us? Anyway, we should award ourselves for these days hard work!
Ca: You are right. Let’s pig out on junk food!
Wing: I have stayed in China for a whole year and I miss my hometown. I miss German food!
Ca: so do I .how much I love French food!
Ci: I have not eaten German or French food before. Do you have any recommendation?
Ca: If you visit France or go to a French restaurant, snails, cheese, and goose liver and red wine are the best choices.
Wing: You also can’t miss the famous German sausage, ham and blue checse Ci: They all sound yummy. But do you know what Chinese eat when they miss their families?
Wing&Ca: No
Ci: The answer is dumplings!
Ca:Well ,I heard that before though I haven’t tasted .
Wing: Can you make dumplings, CiCi? Would you make some for us? I have been longing for dumplings for a long time.
Ci: Aha, it is as easy as a pie for me .what about coming to my house tonight? We can make dumplings together. I will teach you how to cook it.
Ca: Great! That is fantastic. Then it will be the first time to make and eat dumplings
Wing: Very good idea! We could busy some basic ingredient at the supper market after work.
Ci: Sure.We need flour, yeast, pork, cabbages, vinegar, sauce and ginger. (The three colleagues had their shopping and now they are in CiCi’s house) CiCiours some pour on the table and said:”Carrie, can you fetch some water here?”
Ca: sure, here you are .what s next?
Ci:Ci:we have to mix the flour yeast and water together .be careful ,don’t add too much water.
Ca: Okay, I’m kneeing the dough repentedly.it is becoming and softer Wing: Yeah, I am cutting the pork into many small pieces, and then I will
add several spoons of oil in it .shall I blend them?
CiCi: Yes, make sure they blend well. A bit salt and a spoon of vinegar are needed, too.
(an hour later)
Ca: Yes, the dumplings are prepared .lets start!
CiCi: Wait! I remember well that you all miss the food from your hometown.Look, what are these?
Ca: Wow! Cheese! Where did you get it? And my favorite red wine. Wing: God. Those are sausage and ham, I can’t believe it!
CiCi: Haha, it is a big surprise, isn’t it? Now ,we are got all three countries’ food ready.
Ca: So it is a complete big meal.
Wing: An unforgettable banquet in my life. Let’s cheers!
Ca, Ci, Wing: Cheers!
场景：夏天，绿树，青草，白栅栏。丑小鸭躲在模拟的蛋壳内，鸭妈妈在蛋壳前面做孵蛋的样子，另外4只鸭蛋围住鸭妈妈，趴在地上成圆弧状。
音乐：（有鸟叫，知了叫等）及舞台布景组合出一幅恬静、温暖的乡村夏日风光图。
画外音：It is warm, A mother duck lies in the stook, waiting for the birth of her children.（太阳暖烘烘的，鸭妈妈卧在稻草堆里，等她的孩子们出世。）
鸭妈妈：Well, my babies, come out quickly please. I’m tired.（伸懒腰）哎，我的孩子们，你们怎么还不出世呀，可把妈妈累坏了！
鸭妈妈抚摸着鸭蛋，突然，一只鸭蛋动了一下。小鸭1站了起来，看了一下周围的世界说：
Oh, what a beautiful world!“哦，多么美丽的世界啊！”
接着，另外3只小鸭从蛋壳里逐渐在妈妈的抚摸中钻出来，东张西望，看到妈妈后，惊喜地跑过去，
喊：Hi, mum! / Hi, Mummy!妈妈！妈妈！„„„
小鸭4：（指着大蛋）Mum, what’s this ? Why not crack? 咦，妈妈，这是谁？还不出来呀？
鸭妈妈：Don’t mention it, I spent too much time on it, but it still has no change.
别提了，妈妈在他身上花的功夫最多，可他硬是不见一点动静。
（突然，发出一声特别刺耳的破裂声，蛋裂开，丑小鸭慢慢伸伸懒腰钻出来，大家蹲在地上抬头仔细看着那只小鸭，先是非常惊奇，然后惊叫，4只小鸭倒地，鸭妈妈也非常失望地看着丑小鸭。）
丑小鸭：Hi, friends! Nice to meet you!
众小鸭惊异、交头接耳。
小鸭2：Wow, his feather is gray, it’s too rube!呀！他的毛是灰灰的，太土了。
小鸭3：Look! His mouth is so big that he can swallow the whole pond near our home. 瞧！她的嘴巴那么大，可吞下我们家门口的池塘了。
齐声：It’s just an “ugly ducking”! We don’t like stay with you.（他可真是一只“丑小鸭”。我们不想和你呆在一起）
鸭妈妈：Ah! Why is she so ugly? She shouldn’t come into this world!
（鸭妈妈看着丑小鸭，摇头做无可奈何状。）
小鸭4：Mum, let’s play games, OK?
鸭妈妈：OK
小鸭(齐)：Yeah!
(播放的欢快音乐。小鸭们随着音乐玩游戏，并不时发出嬉笑声。丑小鸭也想和她们一起游戏。)
小鸭2：Go away! You are too ugly!
丑小鸭：I’m not beautiful, but I am lonely. I want to play with you.
小鸭3：You can’t play with us. Go away quickly!
丑小鸭：Please let me play with you.
小鸭4：No, you can’t. We don’t want an ugly duckling to spoil our fun. .
(突然，小鸭1在游戏中不小心摔倒了。)
丑小鸭：I can help you do something. (丑小鸭上前去扶她。)
小鸭1: I don’t need your help. Go away!
小鸭2.3.4：Go away!(众小鸭把丑小鸭往外推。)
画外音：The 4 ducks are very tired and hungry. They want to eat some food.
小鸭1: Mum ,I’m hungry.
鸭妈妈：Oh, my children , come to eat some food. (鸭妈妈做出撒米粒的样子，小鸭们随着鸭妈妈的动作方向抢吃食物。)
小鸭2：Don’t give that ugly duckling any food.( 小鸭们把妈妈给的食物全部抢过来，不让丑小鸭吃。)
鸭妈妈：Oh, don’t do that . She is your sister.
小鸭3：Our sister? Why is she so ugly?
画外音：The poor duckling didn’t eat any food. It’s dark. Her sisters want to go home.
小鸭1:Oh, I’m very full and tired; I want to go home to sleep.
小鸭2.3.4：Me too.
鸭妈妈：OK .Let’s go.(鸭妈妈带着小鸭们回家。)
鸭妈妈：My children ,good night.
画外音：All the ducks kiss their mum, and they have a good sleep. The ugly duckling stands up and tries to get close to them ,but she is afriaid. Finally, the poor ducking sleeps in a corner!（小夜曲响起）
丑小鸭：Dear mum, Life is unfair to me. I’m ugly . But it’s not my fault . Mum, I’m sorry , I have to leave you. Bye mum. （妈，生活对我太不公平了，长得丑，不是我的错啊！妈妈，对不起，我要离开你了！）
第二场: 丑小鸭流浪
场景：秋冬，黄叶，枯草。
画外音：Ugly duckling gets out of the fence, run away from his family lone. She is very
thirsty and wants to drink some water. （丑小鸭钻出篱笆，离开了家。他很渴，想喝水。）
小鸟：It’s very hot today . Let me drink some water.(小鸟飞到水塘边。)
小鸟：Look, a dirty thing is over there . Let me go and have a look.
小鸟：Who are you?（惊讶地问）
丑小鸭：I’m „I’m „I’m a duckling.( 低着头，小声说。)
小鸟：Ha, ha, look at your feathers. So ugly!(小鸟拍拍自己身上的羽毛，作炫耀状。)
小鸟：Go away! Don’t make the water dirty.( 小鸟推开丑小鸭，在池塘里快乐地洗羽毛，然后飞走。)
（“啪啪”两声枪响，丑小鸭惊叫了起来，猎狗出场。）
猎狗：Oh, what a dirty thing is in my way! Go away!（猎狗向丑小鸭冲过来，撞了她一下。）
猎狗：Ha, ha! Good luck! A duck! My tasty food!
丑小鸭：Oh, don’t touch me„(小鸭惊慌失措，没命地奔跑。)
音乐、布景构成—幅天寒地冻的湖边严冬图。（丑小鸭在湖面上不停地划动，最后趴在冰上冻僵了。）
画外音：Winter comes. The water becomes ice. It’s really very cold. There is no one outside. Ugly duckling slips on the ice. She feels very cold and lonely. How she wishes someone could help her! At last She could not move any more.
丑小鸭：Oh, I’m frozen. ( 晕倒在舞台上)
农夫：Well, poor duckling. Let me save you!（在丑小鸭身上摸了模）哎，可怜的小东西，还有救！（拾走“鸭子”）
第三场丑小鸭变天鹅
场景：春天，绿树，花草，音乐。构成一幅湖边春光图。
画外音：Spring comes, the flowers are blooming. Ugly duckling fly to the lake, he sees some beautiful white swans over there. They have white feather and slender necks. Ugly ducking wants to play with them.（春天来了，花开了，丑小鸭扑扑翅膀，向湖边飞去。。看见湖面上有几只美丽的白天鹅，雪白的羽毛，长长的脖子，美丽极了。他多想和他们一起玩啊！）
英文剧本网篇九：英语剧本
江华来自贫困县，家庭的生活十分艰难。但他从未放弃学习，去年他亦十分优异的成绩被一所重点大学录取。在大学里他学习十分刻苦。他不但受到了助学金资助，而且还因为成绩优异获得了奖学金。他获得奖学金5000元，十分高兴地于是与室友分享这个消息。在室友的建议下他们外出聚餐庆祝，大家十分高兴。吃完饭后，其他室友建议他买一台二手笔记本电脑，因为几乎每个人都有一台笔记本电脑。在室友的劝说下下，江华犹豫了。
他给父母打了个电话告诉他们自己在学校的情况。希望他们不要担心自己。在室友的建议下，江华花费了2000元钱买了一台笔记本电脑，很快禁受不住诱惑网络中。
他和室友们整日沉溺于网络游戏中，他不在努力学习了。他还和室友们参加游戏竞赛。很快，在期末考试中他出现多门科目不及格的情况。
辅导员决定给江华父母打电话，告知他们江华挂了好几科，并面临退学的消息。当江华母亲听到这个消息后，突然晕倒。经过诊断并无大碍，但是要休息几天。因为要照顾江华母亲，江华父亲决定叫江华姐姐去学校看看。
江华姐姐马上赶到学校，当姐姐站在江华面前，江华又惊又喜。可当他看到姐姐脸上愤怒的表情，自己就感到手足无措了。当姐姐告诉他母亲因为他不好好学习而晕倒，江华感到无比愧疚，他决定痛改前非，以后一定好好学习报答父
母。
从此，宿舍里再也见不到江华打游戏的身影，取而代之的是他学习的身影。最终他在下一个期末考试中取得第一名的好成绩，并获得了国家励志奖学金。
英文剧本网篇十：英语剧本(翻译) (1)
编剧：没事请挂机
故事梗概:小公司老板Jack有个抠门的毛病,不给Lily买礼品,闹得Lily要离婚,还拖欠其他客户的钱不给,最离谱的,为了省钱家里电话都不开通来电显示.
一连几夜,Jack一直接到一个不明电话的骚扰,但又不知道是谁.Jack为了排除骚扰电话的人,开始改变自己的坏毛病,把欠别人的钱也给了,把Lily关系也搞好了,但骚扰电话一直继续.Jack无奈报警,经查找才知道,是自己乡下的母亲打来的,原来母亲为了听听Jack的声音,每天都打个电话,但害怕被孩子训斥,所以不敢说话.真情大白,Jack感动的热泪盈框.
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5:卧室,内,夜
静悄悄的夜晚,月光撒在屋里,Jack一个人睡得正酣,忽然，一阵刺耳的电话铃声响起来了,Jack一惊,骨碌一下坐了起来,拿起电话听筒
Jack:喂,喂,喂…..
电话那头依旧是一阵沉默
Jack(愤怒):谁啊,你说话不，你不说话我挂了
电话里依旧 没人吭声
Jack愤愤地扔下电话,倒头就睡
忽然,Jack又把头伸了出来,眼睛盯得大大的,望着窗外
Jack:谁呢?大半夜的
8:马路,外,夜
Jack开着车在路上行驶着,手机响了,Jack按了下免提键
Jack:说,啥事?
Lily:离婚协议我打印好了，就放在咱家的茶几上，你回去看下没啥意见就签了吧
Jack:知道了
Jack挂断了电话
10:卧室,内,夜
Jack睡得正香,又被一阵刺耳的电话铃声惊醒
Jack拿起电话
Jack:喂,喂,喂
电话那头依旧没声音
Jack生气了,拔掉电话插头,继续睡觉
12:办公室,内,日
Jack焦急地问Ben
Jack:我今天约的那个客户,来了没?
Ben:来了，又走了
Jack:又走了?
Ben:等不到你,就走了
Jack:你怎么不给我打电话
Ben:打了,手机关机,电话没人接
Jack:不是,最近老有人夜里打骚扰电话，我就把电话拔了
Ben:老板你咋不装个来电显示啊
Jack微微一笑
Jack:不是为了省钱吗，再说，那个平时真没什么用
Ben:老板您真会开玩笑
Ben走了出去
18:卧室,内,夜
Jack又被一阵铃声所惊醒,不过Jack没接电话,两眼直挺挺地盯着什么，好象要授寻出什么东西,忽然，Jack的眼睛停留在自己和lily的结婚照上,Jack勃然大怒
Jack:哼,败家娘们,我怎么把她给忘了
Jack站在窗口
Jack:对,一定是她,估计她的日子不好过，也不想让我好过,我咋没想到这点呢
Jack开始翻腾起了抽屉,翻了几下，找出一个像册,Jack躺在床上看了起来
看着看着,Jack似乎有点心酸,Jack揉了揉眼睛,Jack拿起了手机
Lily:这么晚还没睡啦
Jack:你还不是一样
Lily:想清楚啦
Jack:恩
Lily:那咱啥时候去办手续?
Jack声音有些哽咽
Jack:lily,其实,我发现我挺离不开你的
Lily:真的?
Jack:真的
Lily:那你那些臭毛病能不能改改,别太抠门了
Jack:必须的
19:饭店,内,晚
路边亮起了黄昏的灯光,Jack和Lily坐在靠窗户的一张桌子边
Jack:说实在的，Lily,好长时间没跟你一起出来吃过饭了
Lily:算了，都过去的事了，提它干嘛
Jack举起一杯酒
Jack:好,Lily,今天，为咱的新生活,干杯
Lily:干杯
20:卧室,内,夜
Jack和lily相拥而睡,两人甜蜜地进入了梦乡,忽然，铃音大起
Jack彻底糊涂了,坐了起来,两眼瞪着电话机
lily:接啊
Jack:别接，接了他也不说话
lily:那咋办?
Jack:我哪知道,天天都这样,我受得了吗
lily:看来咱得报警了
21:马路,外,日
一辆警车飞快地向郊区驶去
车上面坐着Jack和几个警察
Police man:根据我们的调查，打骚扰电话的,就住在这附近一带
22:村庄,外,日
Jack和几个警察下了车,在村里走着
Jack:警察同志,这是我老家啊
Police man:我们不管是不是你老家,,我们的目的是先把问题查清楚,然后怎么处理，是你的事 Jack:恩
23:Jack老家,内,日
Jack敲开了院门,一位白发苍苍的Jack’mom迎了出来
Jack’mom:小波,是你吗
Jack:是我,妈
Jack’mom:那你后面咋还跟着警察呢,你是不是犯啥事了
Police man:不是，Jack’mom家,我们来帮他调查一个事情
Jack’mom:好，那就好,你们坐
Jack:妈, 我问你，最近半夜那个电话,是不是你打的?
Jack’mom:是,是我打的
Jack:可你怎么每次都不说话
Jack’mom:我想说，可每次我给你打电话，你都嫌我说话罗嗦
Jack没有出声
Jack’mom:儿啊,其实娘啊,就想听听你的声音，看你过的还好不好,你知道吗,你都快一年没回来看我了
Jack眼睛一热,抱住了母亲,眼泪哗哗地流了下来
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