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英语话剧剧本网篇一：英语话剧剧本-
英语话剧剧本
New Year’s Eve
5人剧本。除夕的传说，一个很优秀的剧本，讲述了除夕的传说，就是有一个怪物叫“夕"，每到腊月的最后一天会出来害人...
Characters
Monster who likes to eat people, especially on Chinese New Year’s Eve （ ）
Old lady A whose husband and children were eaten by the monster ( )
Old lady B who comes to help old lady A to fight with the monster （ ）
Neighbors C （ ）
Neighbors D （ ）
Neighbors E （ ）
Scene I
SETTING: C、D、E and old lady A are in the village.
AT RISE: C、D、E are talking to one another.
C: Tomorrow is Chinese New Year’s Eve.
D: Oh, my god！ It’s Chinese New Year’s Eve again.
E: We must run away today or we will be eaten by the terrible monster.
C: Yes, I remember it comes to the village every year.
D： And eat all the people.
E: That’s terrible！Old lady A’s husband and children were eaten by the monster last year.
C: Oh, that poor lady who lost her family. She must be very sad. D: We must tell her to run away with us.
E: Yes, don’t let the tragedy happen again.
CDE: (Run to the old lady A’s home) Old lady, Old lady, you must run away with us now.
C: Yes, take your baggage and go with us.
D: Hurry up, we have no time to waste.
A: No, I want to stay here.
E: Why？
A: I want to fight with the monster！It killed my family. I need to take revenge on it.
C: No, No, No, it’s not safe.
D: You won’t win by yourself！
E: And you will be eaten, too.
CDE: You must go with us！！
A: I’m too old, and I don’t want to keep living without my family. I must kill it before I die.
CDE: You are a crazy woman. Just suit yourself. (C, D, E run away)
Scene II
SETTING: old lady B is at Old lady A’s home
AT RISE: Old lady A is cooking dumplings. Old lady B is knocking at the door.
B: Anyone home？
A: (Opens the door) What are you doing here？You must run away with the other neighbors or you will be eaten by the monster.
B: I’m too hungry to run. Can you please give me something to eat？
A: All right, all right.
B: (Eating dumplings) Why don’t you run away like everyone else？
A: I want to kill the monster because it ate my husband and children.
B: But it is too difficult.
A: I don’t care.
B: Do you have any method to deal with it？
A: Um, I don’t know.
B: In order to thank you for giving me this food, I can teach you how to kill the monster.
A: Really？How？
B: Well, I know the monster is afraid of the color red and loud noise. So we can stick some red papers on the door and make loud noise to frighten it away.
A: So what are we waiting for？Let’s do it now.
B: You are right！It’s getting darker and darker outside.
Scene III
SETTNG: Outside A’s home.
AT RISE: The monster shows up in front of A’s home.
Monster: Ha！Ha！Ha！After one year of sleeping, I’m very hungry now. It’s time for me to eat a lot of people. Ha！Ha！Ha！It’s too bad that everybody runs away. Oh, there is a light in that house, there must be people in it. (Knocking on the door.) Anybody home？ I won’t hurt you, just open the door. (When it sees the red paper on the door.) Oh, my god, it’s the color red, I’m afraid of it. Stay away from me.
AB: (Opens the door, and they are wearing red clothes) You bad monster. Now it’s your turn to feel afraid. (They beat drums and strike gongs.)
Monster: Oh, my god~ I can’t take it anymore. Please forgive me.
A: You ate all my family. How can I forgive you？
Monster: I’m sorry. I will do anything you say if you only let me go.
B: I think the monster feels very sorry now.
Monster: Yes, Yes, I ‘m so sorry.
A: Well, if you go away and never come back, I will forgive you.
B: Yes, and never eat people anymore.
Monster: Ok, I promise you I will never eat people and never come here again. (They stop beating drums and striking gongs. The monster runs away and never comes back anymore.)
Scene IV
SETTING: In the village.
AT RISE: A、B、C、D、E are talking.
C: How did you do it？
A: B told me the monster is afraid of the color red and loud noises.
D: Wow！How do you know this？(To B)
B: Actually, I’m a fairy. I’m here to help you fight the monster.
E: Oh, thank you. You really did us a big favor.
B: You're welcome. Now you don’t have to be afraid of this monster anymore. (Everyone is happy and clapping their hands.)
THE DNE
谢谢大家观看！
剧本2
Big words of western tour （大话西游）
Chapter 1
Site：The wedding
Characters:牛魔王 、至尊宝、紫霞、小妖
Aside: The story begins with a wedding. The Bull King is going to have a concubine.
牛：Today is my wedding. I am going to have a concubine. Ha ha ha …….
妖：Concubine? Dose your wife agree to it?
牛：Oh! She is not lovely anymore. She‟s right now at the Flame Mountain. She can do nothing about it!
(至尊宝从后台走入人群中)
牛：Let me introduce my brother to you! My bro!
Come here! This is my brother.
(牛深情地转向紫霞)
牛：Zixia, listen to me. I think I „ve fallen in love with you once I know you. I want to show my sincerity. So I request you to marry me in front of my bros. This Pandora‟s Box is my gift to you. I hope you would say yes.
妖：I object!
牛：What?
妖：Zixia has a means to test her lover. If you can pass it, I will shout up!
至：What‟s this? Really?
妖：This test is that she would marry the guy who can make her Magic Sword go out of the scabbard.
(剑从至的怀中落下)
妖：Magic Sword?
英语话剧剧本网篇二：6人英语话剧剧本
6人英语话剧剧本。一天出租车司机Tommy遇到了很多奇怪的事情。烦人的女孩、孕妇、抢匪、不管事的警察，甚至还遇到了鬼。。。英语短话剧剧本
A Taxi Driver
一天出租车司机Tommy遇到了很多奇怪的事情。烦人的女孩、孕妇、抢匪、不管事的警察，甚至还遇到了鬼。。。
Cast
Erin Chang: Robber
Debby Tsai: Police officer
Serrin Lee: Betel nut girl
Alec Zhao: Ghost student
Leo Lee: Taxi driver
Yi-ling Chen: Pregnant woman
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Summary
This story talks about a poor taxi driver, Tommy, who meets many strange things in one day. First, he carries a Betel Nut Girl who wants to harass him. Second, a pregnant woman makes him feel nervous. Third, he carries a robber and meets a police officer who only manages traffic. At last, he carries a ghost student.
Tommy: Hello, my name is Tommy. Serving you is my honor. Where would you like to go?
Betel nut girl: Hi! Tommy. I’m going to Chong-Shan North Road, please.
Tommy: Ok, Chong-Shan North Road, no problem. Um? I remember there’s only a Chong-Shan East Road. Miss, are you sure you’re going to Chong-Shan North Road?
Betel nut girl: Um, I’m not sure. You just drive. Maybe I will remember where it is later.
Betel nut girl: How old are you? Are you married? You’re probably not married since you’re so young. Do you have a girlfriend?
Tommy: Um…miss, we are almost at Chong-Shan East Road. Do you want to have a look?
Betel nut girl: Oh! Not here. By the way, don’t you feel tired after driving all day long? Maybe I can help you relax.
Tommy: What…what do you want to do? Take your hands off me or I’ll scream! Betel nut girl: I did nothing! You just missed a nice chance. Stop the car, I want to get off. Tommy: (Relived) Great! The total is 155 dollars, Thank you.
Betel nut girl: Um! Take it!
Pregnant woman: Hey! Taxi!
Pregnant woman: Thanks. You are real a very kind man.
Tommy: Where are you going?
Pregnant woman: Hospital, please.
Tommy: You’re going to the prenatal checkup, right? It must be very tiring carrying a baby.
Pregnant woman: Yeah. It’s almost nine months.
Tommy: Woo. Congratulations.
Pregnant woman: Thank you.
Pregnant woman: (screaming)
Tommy: Are you ok?
Pregnant woman: (screaming)
Tommy: Is it time now? Are you going to deliver your baby now? I will drive as fast as I can. Stay down.
Pregnant woman: (screaming)
Tommy: We’re almost there.
Pregnant woman: (screaming)
Tommy: Here we are.
Pregnant woman: Are we at the hospital? Well, how much is it?
Tommy: Aren’t you going into labor?
Pregnant woman: Me? Are you kidding? It’s still a long time before the expected date of childbirth.
Tommy: What? Well, what were you just doing?
Pregnant woman: Oh, I was just practicing! This is my first time to have a baby, you know. Practice makes perfect! I need to be ready so it will go smoothly.
Tommy: Practice! All right… well, the total is one hundred twenty dollars.
Tommy: This woman was so strange! I thought she was going to deliver the baby in my car! Robber: Get out of here, quickly!
Tommy: A strange pregnant woman just got off my car and now here comes a robber. Tommy: Where do you want to go?
Robber: Shut up! Just drive!
Tommy: Hey…Hey. Be careful, there’s no eye in bullets.
Robber: Shut up! Just drive your car.
Tommy: Ok! Ok! You are the boss.
Robber: Hum…your gold necklace is very good looking. If it were on my neck, that would be nice.
Tommy: Oh…com…come on, don’t do this to me. This is a fake one. I just try to look tough by wearing it.
Robber: STOP nonsense!! Don’t treat me like a fool, I warn you! I will shoot you!
Tommy: OK! OK! Take it easy. My mouth is sealed.
Robber: .... I don’t want to do this …really… but I have 6 brothers, 7 sisters and 8 kids to feed. I even have to sell chewing gums, raise pigs. The worse of all, my husband just got out of the jail…I really have no choice.
Tommy: Don’t be so sad…. Here is tissue.
Robber: Thank you. Now give me your gold necklace! Hurry up! Do you want to eat bullets!! Tommy: But…but…but….
Robber: Just hand it to me or I’ll become a really bad guy!!
Tommy: I don’t want to die yet.
The police: Beep~Beep~ stop the car.
Tommy: OH! Thank God! I am safe now! Hey, cop, a robber wants to rob me
and….
Police officer: Show me your license and registration.
Tommy: But…sir.…I got a robber in my back….
Police officer: I only watch out for traffic! The public security is not my business. Tommy: Not your business? But…
Police officer: Here’s your ticket. You were speeding.
Tommy: But I got a robber in my car! She told me if I couldn’t drive fast enough, she’d shoot me.
Police officer: And where is the robber?
Tommy: Just right over….what!! She’s gone; she was here just now…. Police officer: See….your lie is stupid… Remember to take the ticket.
Tommy: Sir! Sir!
Tommy: I’m so unlucky. Today is not my day! Oh, no! How did I come to this middle-of-nowhere? Someone’s waving at me. Who would take a taxi in this strange place?
Tommy: Hello! Serving you is my honor. Where do you want to go? Ghost student: To my home, please.
Tommy: Um…can you say it more clearly? I don’t know where your home is. Ghost student: Oh, my home is located on Ta-Du Mountain.
Tommy: No problem. Um… it’s an unusual place to live.
Ghost student: Yes. It’s very special. My ancestors all lived here.
Tommy: Oh! You’ve lived here for a long time, right?
Ghost student: That’s right.
Tommy: Here we are, but I don’t see any houses around. By the way, it’s so dark here.
Ghost student: Don’t be so surprised. We’re in the mountain.
Tommy: Are you sure your home is here?
Ghost student: Yes. How much is it?
Tommy: Um…The total is 100 dollars.
Ghost student: I only have a 500 dollars bill.
Tommy: That’s OK, I can give you change.
Ghost student: There you go.
Tommy: Um... What’s this?
Ghost student: Money.
Tommy: But...where did he go? Oh, no!…This is…ghost money…(screaming)
本文来自: 教客网剧本大全(详细出处参考：
英语话剧剧本网篇三：少儿英语话剧剧本大全
大班话剧节目及剧本
经典童话剧《灰姑娘》
角色：Cinderella, 父亲，继母, Helen, Jerry, Fairy, Prince, Ministers, Soldier 1, Soldier 2，马2匹，Peagion，cat , dog 旁白
服装：公主礼服4套，父亲服装1套，王子礼服1套，士兵礼服2套，马服装2套，鸽子服装，猫服装、狗服装
道具：马车、请柬、魔杖、水晶鞋、钟、头饰、伴奏音乐磁带
剧本：
第一场
旁白：Long, long ago, there was a cute girl, her name is Cinderella, her mother was dead, her father loved her very much.
Father: Dear daughter! These presents are for you! Do you like them?
Cinderella: Yeah, thank you, Dad.
Father: My lovely daughter, I hope you are happy forever!
旁白：But one day, her father married a new wife.
Look, her step mother and her new sisters are coming.
Stepmother: Helen, Helen, look, how beautiful the house is!
Helen: Yes, and so many fruits. Apples，bananas, mangoes and lychee. Wow, I like them.(吃水果)
Jerry: Mum, look, so many beautiful clothes. I like this dress. (往身上穿)
Cinderella： Oh, no, that’s my dress. It’s a new dress my father bought for me. Jerry： Who are you? Mum, who is she?
Stepmother: She is your little sister.
Jerry: Mum, I like her dress.(拽衣服)
Helen：I like her necklace.(抢项链戴在脖子上)
Stepmother: （手指Cinderella，恶狠狠地）Do the laundry and get on with your duties. Clean the floor right away. And what’s more, bring me my breakfast.
Helen: Cinderella! Get me my sweater. I feel a little cold.
Jerry: （不耐烦地）Hurry up! Prepare the carriage for me. Give me my gloves. I’ll be late for my date. You’re so, you’re always so sluggish.
旁白：After that, Cinderella had been their servant. She worked and worked from morning to night. She had no room to live, she had no good food to eat and good clothes to wear. She was more and more dirty, so people called her Cinderella.
第二场
旁白：On day, the king held a party for the prince to choose the girl he loved. Every maid in the town was invited to the party.
（敲门声）
Stepmother: Who is it?
Soldier: It’s me. I’m the soldier of the palace.
(打开门)Good morning, madam, this is for you and your daughters.
Stepmother: What is it?(打开信看)
（欢呼）Hurry up! Come on! Helen, Jerry, good news! There will be a big dancing party in the palace. The prince will select a queen among the young girls.
Two daughters（欢呼）: Hooray! I’ll be the queen!
Stepmother: （喜悦、亲切地） Come on, daughters. You must put on your most beautiful dress and make up! （打开衣柜翻找漂亮的衣服）
Cinderella: Mum, I want to go ,too.
Stepmother: （鄙视地） You? You can’t.
Helen: （双手插腰）Look at yourself, so dirty and so ugly.
Jerry : You haven’t a good dress.
Helen: You haven’t nice shoes.
Jerry: （嘲笑地）No dress, no shoes„ You have nothing.
Cinderella: （悲伤地）I want„ （话被打断）
Stepmother: Helen, Jerry, are you ready? Let’s go.
Cinderella: Oh, my friends. I really want to go. What shall I do?
Cat, Peagion, Dog: Don’t be so sad, Cinderella. At least, we are with you.
Fairy: (同情地抚摩着Cinderella的头)Poor girl, come on, don’t be so sad, dry those tears! let me help you.
Cinderella: （惊讶地Can you help me?
Fairy: Yes, of course!
Cinderella: The prince is having a beautiful party.
Fairy: Yes, yes, I know.
Cinderella: （沮丧地）No dress, no shoes, I have nothing.
Fairy: Now„listen to me, close your eyes„
Cinderella: （闭上眼睛）Like this?
Fairy: Yes. Abracadabra! ( 挥摩杖，Cinderella穿上了一套漂亮的舞会礼服和一双水晶鞋) Animals: Wow, how beautiful!
Cat: You’re the most beautiful girl I’ve seen.
Dog: Yes! You will be the most beautiful girl in the party!
Peagion: Yes! And the prince will love you at once!
Cinderella: It likes a dream. I’m so happy! Thank you!
Fairy: Cinderella, go to the party and dance. Bless you, my child. Enjoy yourself. But remember you must come back before 12 o’clock. Or you will change back as usual. Cinderella: Thank you , I won’t forget.
Fairy: (喊)Be careful! Don’t forget the time!
Cinderella: I won’t forget.
第三场:
Minister1:（庄严地） Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the prince dancing ball. This night, our prince will select the most beautiful and kindest girl to be his queen .Now, young girls, come to the front,please!
Minister2：How are they? Which one do you like?
Prince: No, I don’t like anyone.
(Cinderella come in)
Ministers:（惊奇地） Wow, how beautiful! She’s like a fairy. She’s like a Angel. She’s so lovely. She’s like a princess. How pretty the girl is!
Prince: （走上前去拉手）Pretty princess, may I dance with you?
Cinderella: （大方地）I’d like to.
(music and dance)
(one person pick up a clock)
Cinderella: (焦急地)Oh, it’s five to twelve. it’s time to go back. Oh, my goodness! Prince: （奇怪地）What’s the matter?
Cinderella: （惊慌地跑出去）It’s midnight. It’s almost midnight. I must go now.（慌忙中掉了一只鞋）。
Prince: （向前追去）Wait, princess, wait! (拿起鞋) Pretty princess! Why are you leaving? I must find you! Soldiers!
Soldiers: Yes!
Prince: Take the shoe to every house. You must find the girl for me.
Soldiers: Yes, your highnesss!
第四场
旁白：The next day, every maid in the town was ordered to try the glass shoe. Whoever the shoe fitted well would be the bride of the prince.
（士兵拿着一只水晶鞋，敲门）
Stepmother: What’s the matter, soldiers?
Soldier1: Are there any young girls in your family, madam?
Soldier2: The pretty princess lost her shoe in the palace.
Soldier3: The prince wants to find her and marry her.
Helen: （跑上去）Let me try.The shoe is mine.
Soldier1: No,it’s not yours. It’s too small for you.
Helen: （抢过鞋）It’s mine. Let me try it.
Soldier2: No, it’s not yours, it’s too small for you.
Stepmother:（夺下鞋） Hi, come on, maybe it’s mine. Let me try it.
Soldier3:（摇头）Oh, my god, it couldn’t be yours. Do you have another daughter? Cinderella: （从楼梯上走下来）Hello, gentlemen, may I try it?
Stepmother :（厌恶地）You? Go away!
Helen: Look at yourself!
Helen: So dirty and so ugly!
Head Soldier: No, ladies, let her try! Come, little girl, try it on, please!
Cinderella: Thank you! (试鞋)
Soldiers: （惊喜地）Wonderful! It’s yours! It fits for you very well!
Soldier1:（Call prince）5535240
Prince: Hello, this is prince speaking!
Soldier1: Good news, your highnesss! We have found the beautiful girl.
Prince: Really? That’s wonderfull! I’ll come at once.
Fairy: My child, happy time is coming. Let me help you again.(Y魔棒一挥，Cinderella穿上了漂亮的礼服。)
（Prince comes in）
Prince: （真挚地）Oh, my deariest princess, Would you like to go with me and be my queen? Cinderella: (喜悦地) OK!
Stepmother and sisters: How did it happen?(昏倒)
旁白：Cinderella found her happiness. The prince and her held a grand wedding ceremony and they lived in happiness from then on.
狼和七只小羊
角色：羊爸，羊妈，狼，七只小羊
道具：音乐磁带，大灰狼、羊的服装和头饰，1杯饮料，1大碗面粉。沙滩球7个，购物篮子1个。
场景：门、窗户各一。
旁白：Long long ago, two old goats was going out to the forest. Before leaving t
hey said to their seven little kids.
羊爸、羊妈、小羊一起上场，羊爸、羊妈站前面，小羊在后面围成圈坐好。
羊妈：My honeys, we are going to the forest, you must stay at home.
羊爸：Be careful the big bad wolf, he has rough voice and black feet. Don’t ope
n the door if he is coming. Understand?
小羊：Yes!
羊爸羊妈亲吻小羊后：Bye-bye!
小羊：Bye!
小羊看到爹妈出去了，开心地跳了起来一起说：Yeah! Playtime!
音乐起，小羊一起演出Unit3歌曲。
音乐停，旁白：Suddenly, they sound a voice. There is somebody knock their door.(小羊做倾
英语话剧剧本网篇四：英语话剧剧本八人组
语话剧剧本《高老庄抢亲》
广西财经学院 木槿花开根据教客网原话剧改制
An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King
Cast: narrator(旁白君) Tang's monk (唐僧) The Monkey King (孙悟空) The old man （老头） The little girl （小女子） The old woman(老妈) pig(八戒)
大家好，今天我们小组给大家表演的话剧是高老庄抢亲。下面我介绍一下我们组分配的角色，XX扮演的是XX......
Hello, everyone, today our group to show the drama is Gao Laozhuang rob close .Let me introduce our group assigned roles .......
第一幕
旁白：唐僧和孙悟空初到高老庄就遇到了奇怪的事儿。At the beginning of tang's monk and Sun WuKong to Gao Laozhuang met strange things
悟空：师傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。
Master, are you tired? Let’s have a rest.
唐僧：没关系，前面不远就有人家了，到了那里再休息吧。
I am fine. Let’s have a rest later. Look! There is a house over there.
悟空仔细地搀扶唐僧继续行走，同时另一边老头、老妈、小媳妇出场。
小女子（做哭状）：爹、妈，我……
Daddy, mommy, I, I …
老头：女儿，快走吧，不然那猪精来了，就走不了了。
Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon.
（小女子走几步又回头跑回老妈的怀里，抱头痛哭。老头在一边叹息，擦泪。 唐僧、悟空走到他们面前。）
悟空：师傅，到了。Master, here we are.
老妈：（看见唐僧面生，便过来询问）师傅，你们是打哪来啊？
唐僧（走到老头和老妈子面前行礼，悟空看见了正在哭的母女俩，觉得奇怪，上下打量）：老施主，我是从东土大唐前往西天取经的和尚，想借贵地休息一晚，不知方便否？）Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here tonight? 老头（做哽咽状）：哦，是东土大唐来的高僧啊，可以可以。（别过脸去继续哭泣）Oh, you are the monk from the east. Sure. Sure, come in, please ……
（唐僧正在奇怪，老妈闻声抬起头，仔细打量唐僧，突然扑到唐僧面前。） 老妈：高僧啊，你可要救救我的女儿，救救我们一家啊。
Master, please save my daughter, save my family…
唐僧：老施主休要伤心，有什么事慢慢说。
Don’t be sad, madam. Take it easy. What happened?
老头：高僧有所不知，我们这里有一只猪精，今天要来跟我女儿成亲，大家都斗不过它，现在正准备把女儿送出去躲避。
Master, there is a spirit here. He wants to marry my daughter, tonight. We are all
afraid of him.
唐僧：施主莫怕，我这徒弟本领高强，也许他能帮上你们。
Calm down, sir. My apprentice has great capability. Maybe, he can help you.
老头：唉，高僧啊，以前也来过自称本领高强的师傅，结果都被这猪精打跑了。今天你们就躲着别出来了吧。
Alas! , master, there have been many people who boast to be very capable. But every
time, they were defeated by the spirit. You’d better keep away tonight.
老妈：高僧啊，你们一定要抓住那个妖怪，我女儿可不能嫁给妖怪啊！”Monks, you can seize the devil ah, my daughter can't marry the devil!
唐僧：竟有此等妖怪在此！那妖怪长什么模样？
老头：那妖怪肥头大耳有长鼻，还有一个很厉害的武器！”
老妈：以前还幻化为人形，欺骗我们，高僧可要当心啊。”
悟空：噢，有这么厉害的妖怪？我倒要会他一会。待会你们只管躲起来，外面发生什么事，都不用管。
What? Is the spirit really so strong? I’d like to see how great he is. All of you
just stay inside. Don’t come out no matter what happens.
第二幕
旁白：猪妖要来了，老头一家吓得站起来混身发抖，小媳妇吓得直往老妈怀里钻。师傅及老头一家人躲到房间里面去。孙悟空很镇定，不慌不忙地也躲在了门后，露出一段红袖子。Pig monster is coming, the old man a scared to stand up to mix body shaking, little women scared straight to mom arms. The master and the old man family hide into the room .The Monkey King is very calm, leisurely and hide in the door, revealing a red sleeve. (猪八戒大笑着耀武扬威地走上场来，嘴里大喊：小娘子，我来了。)
八戒：Darling, here I am.
旁白：猪八戒见没有动静，觉得奇怪，往房屋里看去，见露出一段红袖子，高兴地一拍手掌。The Pig to see nothing happened, feel strange, looking into the house, see above a red sleeve, a clap hands in delight.
八戒：小娘子还害羞呢，不敢出来见老猪吗？来，来，来，我们就要是夫妻了，还害什么羞呀！。
Darling, don’t be so shy! Please come to me. Come on, we will be a couple.
(猪八戒跑上去轻轻拉住红袖子，把小娘子拖了出来，小娘子作出害羞的样子，有时又做出猴子的模样。)
八戒：小娘子，不用怕，我虽然长得丑，但本领高强，一定会让你过上好日子的。 Darling, don’t be afraid. Although I am ugly, I am so powerful. I am sure that I
can make you happy.
(小娘子笑着点头，抓耳挠腮。)
第三幕背媳妇
旁白：八戒拉住小娘子就往房子里面钻。小娘子作出动脑筋的样子，又把八戒拉回来。Pig eight quit to hold little lady went inside drill. Darling to make an appearance, and eight quit to pull back.
八戒：哇，小娘子，你好大的力气啊，干嘛把我拉出来啊？
Darling. Why are you so powerful?
小娘子：夫君，你这模样进去会吓着我的父母的，还是去你家里吧。
Honey, your appearance will frighten my parents. We’d better go to your home.
八戒：去我家？那太好了，我们这就走吧。
Go to my house？OK. that’s a great idea. Let’s go.
（两人走了几步，小女子做出腿疼摔了一下的样子，八戒忙扶起她，作出痛惜的样子。）
小女子：我一个弱女子，哪里能走这么远？夫君背我吧。
I cannot walk any further. Can you carry me on your back?
八戒：背你？好，好，好。谁让你是我的媳妇呢？
Carry you on my back? All right. You're my wife after all. Come on.
八戒把小女子背上：娘子，我们这就出发了。
Darling, Let's go.
小女子（在八戒头上一点）：走吧，呆子。
Okay. Let’s go.
（音乐响起(直到八戒摔倒)。八戒在台上走一圈，做出越走越慢，越走越累的样子。小女子在他背上抓耳挠腮，非常高兴。）
八戒：小娘子，你怎么这么重啊？
Darling, why are you so heavy?
小女子：不是我重，只怕是你不想背我吧？
Do you think so? Don't you want to carry me?)
八戒：不,不,不，我背，我背。
Yes, I do. I do.
（继续艰难地走。小女子得意地在背上笑。八戒体力不支，一跤摔倒，小女子倒地之后，灵活地越上台上的假山，先做出猴子笑看八戒的样子，再做出摔疼了的样子在那里呻吟。八戒听到女子的呻吟，忙东张西望找小媳妇。）
八戒：娘子，摔着了没有？娘子，摔着了没有？娘子，你摔到哪去了？怎么看不见你了？
Darling, are you OK? Darling, where are you? Why can't I see you?
小女子（偷偷地笑，再装作痛苦的样子）：夫君，我在这里呢。I here!
小女子：看你这么辛苦，我也摔疼了，那就休息休息吧。
英语话剧剧本网篇五：搞笑英语话剧剧本
搞笑英语话剧剧本《 荆珂刺秦王》
旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman剑客 and was sent to kill king of Qin, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.
Action I
太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众） I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister? 阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.
太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!
阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）
太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?
阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world. 太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?
阿三：Yes.
Action II
（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）
荆轲
Are you Li mochou?
李莫愁
Yes.
荆轲
OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world. 李莫愁
Are you challenging me?
荆轲
Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意
李莫愁
Come on!
音乐起
两人冲上前来
“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。。。。”
李莫愁倒地
荆轲大笑
李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?
荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）
李莫愁：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.
荆轲再次大笑
太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?
荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?
太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”? 荆柯：Sure!
太子丹：How are you?
荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?
太子丹晕倒
荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!
太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please? 荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着：
To be or not to be, that's a question.
阿三：Hero，we need your help.
荆柯：I am busy now! （本文来自天空剧本网）
太子丹：You can get a lot of money.
荆柯：I am very busy now!
阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?
荆柯：I am very very busy now!
阿三(手指上场的美女，激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.
荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!
阿三：What? What’s the TCM?
荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.
阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM?
观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .
太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.
荆柯（激动）：Slimming减食疗法 tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight.
阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you
looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧？难道你真的想要吗……
荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.
太子丹与阿三（撞胯，击掌）Yeah!
Action Ш
（《大话西游》主题曲响起）
荆珂挽着妻子，太子丹,阿三在后.
阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.
荆珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends
太子丹：I will miss you, baby.
（太子丹，阿三下。停顿。《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起，荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型，忽然荆轲看到一个美女——此时一个中国古典美女经过，向荆轲抛媚眼，并抛下定情手绢。荆轲高兴的盯着美女看，妻子发觉不对，扭过头来。）
荆珂（急忙收敛）：Darling, I love you.
妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救赎》）
荆珂(流泪) ：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你，选自《飘》) 妻子：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you.
荆珂（欲走还留，执子之手又曰）：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克号沉船时，Jack对Rose的倾诉）.
妻子:"I promise."
荆轲:"Never let go. “
妻子:"I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go."
（荆轲的发音和jack很像，所以加了一些《泰坦尼克号》的台词。）
妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪，
荆珂上船，渐渐远去
妻子：It’s a good day to die. Never come back. Never…… Never……
妻子(掏出手机拨号，阿三接手机)： Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account.
阿三：Okay okay!
旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.
结束！
英语话剧剧本网篇六：小学生英语话剧小剧本
小学生英语话剧小剧本（小红帽）
第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家
Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌紫的水果放在篮子里）
Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?
Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.
Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!
Mum： （亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good. Be careful.
Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.
Mum： Bye-bye. Darling.
第二场：在路上
(一阵轻快的音乐远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)
Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.
Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)
Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill.
Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.
Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)
Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）
Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you?
Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going?
Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye.
Six Ducks：Goodbye．
第三场：Grandma家
Grandma： （喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）
Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am very hungry now. (做找寻的样子)Whereis Grandma’ s house? (高兴地对观众说)Aha , it’s here.(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang．
Grandma： Who is it？
Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）
It’s me. Little Red Riding Hood.
Grandma： (边说边起床) Come in, come in.
Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床边) Grandma , I’ll eat you.
Grandma： （惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上） 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。
Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指） Yummy！I’ll sleep.
Little Red Riding Hood：(高兴地敲门) Grandma．Grandma．
Wolf：(装扮成Grandma的声音) Who is it？
Little Red Riding Hood：It’s me。Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise!
Wolf：Come in， Come in. （本文来自天空剧本网）
Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，
跳回几步) Oh! What are big ears!
Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice.
Little Red Riding Hood：Wow! What a big eyes!
Wolf：I can see you pretty face.
Little Red Riding Hood：Oh! What a big hand.
Wolf：I can hug you.
Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，边摸边说）
Look! What a big hands?
Wolf：(从床上跳起来说) I can eat you!
Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑) Oh！No! No!
Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃状，拍拍肚子说）
It’s delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping.
Hunter： (一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出场)Where’s the wolf? Look! A
door．(推门)The wolf is sleeping.
Wolf：(发出呼呼的响声)
Hunter： (端起枪想打，又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)
Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry． (从桌紫拿起剪刀，举起) Look! Scissors. (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut.
Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you．
Hunter： Grandma ,give me some needles and thread．
Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones．
Grandma： (从桌紫拿来针线)
Little Red Riding Hood：(搬来几个石头)One, two, three.
Hunter： (把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里)
Grandma： I'll thread it.
Hunter： (拿起枪)Woke up!
Wolf：(起床，两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy.
Hunter： You big bad wolf, raise your arms!
Wolf：(边跑边说) Help! Don’t shot me!
Hunter： （开枪）Bang, bang!
Wolf： (应声倒下)
Hunter： The bad wolf is dead．
Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah! Thank you．
Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）: Thank you
英语话剧剧本网篇七：三打白骨精英语话剧剧本
Three Times Beating the Monster
三打白骨精
-----七年制
开头出场，视频《英文版 敢问路在何方》(我们利用的是视频里的音乐)，四师徒出场(等到四人全部出来后暂停视频)。 【本剧灯光都是全亮的】
唐僧: Wukong，where are we now？
(悟空,我们现在到哪儿了?)
悟空：Ba Jie，map.
(八戒,地图.)
八戒误拿出一张美女图，给了悟空.
悟空：Oh，master，look！
(哦,师父,你看啊!)
唐僧：Oh，Ba Jie，how many times I have told you don’t take these pictures of beautiful girls with you.
(八戒,我告诉你多少次啦,不要老是带美女图啦!)
八戒：Oh，master，forgive me.
(噢,师父,原谅我这次吧!)
唐僧：No，I think I will take this until we get to the west，Ba Jie，map.
(没门,我想就由我先暂时保管,直到我们到达西天,取得真经.八戒,地图!)
八戒：Oh，master，I am so hungry now，and I can not move anymore.
(噢,师父,我肚子饿扁了,我再也走不动了.)
悟空：Fat pig.
(肥猪.)
八戒：Monkey，if you say these two words once more，I will，I will……
(死猴子,如果你再敢说这两个字,我就……我就……)
悟空：You will ,you will what？
(你就想干嘛啊?)
八戒: I will help you catch louses（虱子）.
(嘿嘿,我就帮你抓虱子啊!)
唐僧: Wukong，I am hungry too，would you bring us some food?
(悟空,我也饿了,你能帮我们去找些吃的吗?)
八戒：You see ，our master is hungry too.
(你看,我们师父也饿了.)
唐僧：Bajie，don’t forget who ate my last meal.
(八戒,不要忘了,谁把我上一餐的饭给吃了.)
沙僧：But master，if the monster comes while monkey brother is away，what can we do？ (但是师父,如果有妖精来了,而大师兄又不在的话,该怎么办啊!)
唐僧：Yes，that is a big problem，Wukong.
(是的诶,这倒是个问题.悟空.)
悟空：No problem！
(没问题.)
悟空拿着金箍棒绕着他们跑了一圈……
八戒：This is……
(这是……)
悟空：Electric net，I made it，so no monster can touch you if you stay in it.
(这是我织的电网,只要你们呆在里面,没有妖精能进来.)
唐僧：Oh Wukong，you are becoming more and more knowledgeable .Knowledge is power!!!(八戒：is food 沙僧：is girl)
(哦悟空,你真是越来越知识渊博哦,知识就是力量啊![八戒:是美食.沙僧:是美女.])
悟空：OK , I am going to find some food, bye!
（那好，我去找吃的啦，拜拜！）
唐僧：OK, it is the show time.
（好的，现在是我们展示自己的时间啦！） 放音乐《穷开心》，三师徒开始跳舞。
一段时间后，
唐僧：I am a little tired , let’s play cards.
（我有点累了，我们打牌吧。） 放《斗地主》，师徒三人开始打牌。
白骨精现身。
白骨精：Electric net ？It is easy， hahaha！！！
（传说中的电网？小菜一碟嘛，哈哈哈哈哈！）
白骨精变成村姑出来……
村姑：Can I join you?
（能加我一个吗？）
唐僧：Oh，lady，we are playing cards now，and three people are enough.
（哦，女士，我们现在在斗地主呢，三个人已经够了。）
村姑：Oh，chance.
（噢，机会。）
唐僧：Oh，chance.
（噢，机会。）
村姑：Double King.
（一对K。）
唐僧：Double King，oh，I win，lady you are so clever，come in and teach me. （一对K，哦，我赢啦！女士，你太强啦，来，进来教我吧！）
这时悟空回来了。
悟空：You are the monster，I will kill you.
（你是妖精，我杀了你。）
唐僧：Oh，Wukong，what are you doing，she is my teacher.
（悟空，你看看你干了什么，她是我师父啊。）
八戒（对悟空）:She is my teacher!
（她是我师父。）
悟空:She is a monster!（她是个妖精。）
八戒（对唐僧）:she is a monster!
（她是个妖精。）
这个地方八戒要表现出墙头草的样子。
唐僧：Don’t say this.（这时放《only you》，当做紧箍咒）Only you……
（不要再说了。念紧箍咒。）
白骨精现身。
白骨精：Wahahaha，Sun Wukong，I will teach you a lesson.
（哇哈哈哈，孙悟空，我马上就给你个教训。）
白骨精变身老妇出场。
老妇：Daughter. Daughter. Where is my daughter? Hello, have you seen my daughter? （女儿啊，女儿啊，女儿你在哪里啊？【对唐僧】你好，请问你看到我女儿了吗？）
唐僧:Your daughter……故意作出挡住村姑尸体的样子
（你女儿……）
悟空刚从紧箍咒的痛苦中清醒过来，看到老妇。
悟空:You are the monster, I will beat you.
（我打死你这个死妖精。）
听到这句话，唐僧去挡老妇，孙悟空把唐僧推到在地后，将老妇打死。沙僧扶起唐僧。
沙僧：Master ，are you OK? How many?
（师父，怎么样，你还好吗？【伸出两根手指】这是几？）
唐僧：Two， game over Sun Wukong.
（两个啦，孙悟空，你死定啦。）
见唐僧已经对悟空产生不满，这时白骨精抓住时机，变成老头出来。老头出场后，看到倒在地上的老伴和女儿，狂奔过去。
老头：Oh，my wife my daughter，who did it？
（噢，我的女儿啊，我的老伴啊，这是谁干的？）
悟空转身，见又一个妖怪来了，果断举起金箍棒就要打。
悟空：You are going to die, monster.
（见阎王去吧，死妖精。）
唐僧：Oh Wukong，you have killed three lives.
（悟空，你竟然杀了三个人。）
悟空:They are not human beings，they are monsters.
（他们不是人，他们是妖精。）
唐僧：Monster？I think you are the real monster， you go ！you go！It is the wrong way. （妖精？我看你才是真的妖精吧，你走，哪来的回哪儿去吧！【见悟空往错的方向走了，唐僧指出】走
错啦，走错啦。这边。）
八戒:Oh master monkey brother is away.
（哦，师父，猴哥就这样走啦！）
唐僧：Don’t say that guy.
（不要理那个B了。）
白骨精见最强大的孙悟空已经被赶走了，高兴地出来了，准备享受唐僧肉。
白骨精：Hahahahaha，how foolish you are，I will eat you，Mr Tang.
（哈哈哈哈，唐僧，你是多么的愚蠢啊，我要吃了你。）
原来悟空已经识破了白骨精的奸计，是故意离开的，看到白骨精终于露出了原形，悟空奔过来，一棒拍死了白骨精。
悟空：Don’t touch my master.
（不要碰我师父。）
沙僧：Oh，our hero is back！
（哦，我们的英雄回来啦！）
八戒：Monkey brother……
（猴哥……）
唐僧起来，迷茫的问悟空。
唐僧：What……what happened ？
（发生什么了？）
悟空：Master，you were cheated，the monster has changed into three different shapes. （师父，你被她骗啦，她只是变成了三个不同的变身而已。）
唐僧：But how did you find it？
（但是你是怎么发现的呢？）
悟空：Monkey’s feeling.
（猴子的直觉。）
英语话剧剧本网篇八：英语话剧剧本
《狼来了》
先放几段关于碰瓷、小孩扶老大娘等等新闻！！
解说：（这是一个最好的时代，这是一个最坏的时代，这是一个讲信用的时代，又是一个欺骗的时代；这是一个光明的时代，又是一个黑暗的时代。）这是最好的时代，也是最坏的时代；这是智慧的年代，也是愚蠢的年代；这是信仰的时期，也是怀疑的时期；这是光明的季节，也是黑暗的季节；这是希望的春天，也是失望的冬天；大伙儿面前应有尽有，大伙儿面前一无所有；大伙儿正在直登天堂；大伙儿正在直落地狱。
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way。下面我们组将给大家带来一个关于社会诚信的话剧，他的名字是《狼来了》，请大家欣赏，谢谢！！
第一幕
老大爷1：（一瘸一拐地上场，后面不远处有一对情侣、两个群众中也走着，走着走着老大
爷突然摔倒了）啊，疼死了（捂着胸，好像是心脏病发作），好难受呀！（对着周围的人说）帮帮我吧！
情侣男：（两个人一起跑过去）大爷，你怎么了？
情侣女：大爷好像是心脏病发作，（此时大爷已经奄奄一息），快找一找他身上是不是有急救
药！！
群众1：（群众1、2一起跑过来），我来帮你们，看看兜里面，（翻了一遍）
群中2：终于找到了，快给大爷服下（大家一起帮忙，把大爷抬到安全的地方，把药服下去，
不一会大爷就醒过来，精神了许多）（此处可以表演的搞笑一点）
老大爷1：谢谢你们，非常感谢你们，如果没有你们救我，我现在可能就已经死了！ 周围所有人：不用谢，这些都是我们应该做的！
情侣女：大爷，你的家在哪里？我们送你回家吧！
老大爷1：（很激动的）谢谢你们了，不麻烦你们了，我现在感觉很好了，可以自己回家了！
谢谢你们了！
结局：（大爷慢慢地走者，大家站在原地注视着老大爷的背影）大家都说：老大爷注意身体！ 老大爷1：谢谢，谢谢，这个世界上还是好人多呀，好人多呀！我爱你们，我爱这个美丽的
世界！这个世界是如此的美丽。
解说：（《爱的奉献》歌声起）这个世界上还是好人多呀！有爱的世界是温暖的，只要人人都
献出一点爱，这个世界就会变成美丽的人间。
第二幕
（情侣男骑着自行车载着女孩，听着歌曲，悠哉游哉地骑着，后面一个老大爷2骑着自行车
一直跟着这对情侣，想碰瓷骗点钱，突然老大爷2加大速度和这对情侣并行突然倒掉，此时旁边正好有两位群众看到这一情景）
老大爷2：（捂着腿，作痛苦状）痛死了，痛死了！（对着情侣大喊）你们没长眼睛吗？把我
的腿都撞折了，赔钱，快赔钱！！
情侣男：大爷，你怎么了？我们没碰到你呀，你怎么会自己倒了呢？你还好吧！
老大爷2：（怒吼道）你没若碰到我，我怎么会倒呢？就是你们碰得我，我才倒掉的！我现
在腿折了，不能走路了（作瘸腿的动作），快赔我钱，赔我钱！！
情侣女：老大爷，我们真没碰到你呀！天可以作证，你怎么能讹诈我们呢？
老大爷2：腿好痛呀，痛死了！救命呀，快救人呀！有人撞人了还不赔钱！
群众1：小伙子呀，我看到刚才的情况了，你没碰到这位老大爷，你是清白的，我可以证明。 群众2：我也可以证明你们的清白，咱们还是打110吧！让警察来处理这件事吧！ 老大爷2：我好痛呀！你们怎么可以这样对待以为老人呢！我是受害者呀！
情侣男：（拿起手机拨打110）喂，你好，我这里是东北大学逸夫教学楼302，这发生了一起
交通讹诈事故，我们请求帮助！ （警笛起）
警察：请问，发生什么事了？(Excuse me, what happened)?
老大爷2：（突然爬起来，走了几步，又瘸起腿来，又坐回去了）警察同志，我被这两位情
侣撞到了，我的腿被撞折了，我好痛呀！
警察1：（对着情侣）是这样的情况吗？请你们叙述一下刚才发生的事。
情侣男：我们骑着自行车走着走着就看到这位老大爷自己倒下去了，他自己倒的，我们没有
碰到他。
情侣女：是呀，我们根本没有碰到他，你可以问问这些群众呀，他们是目击者。 警察2：（对着群众1、2）能叙述一下你看到的情况吗？(Can you describe what you see?)
群众1：刚才那位老大爷自己骑着自行车摔倒了，他确要讹诈这对情侣，太不道德了。 群众2：是呀，是那位老大爷自己摔倒的，和那对情侣没关系，我可以作证。
警察1：（对着情侣）现在基本情况已经弄清楚了，你们是无辜的，可以走了。（对着老大爷）
老大爷，你感觉还好吗？所有的人都说你是自己摔倒的，你还有什么要说的吗？ 老大爷：你怎么把他们放走了，我无话可说，就是他们把我撞倒的，就是他们把我撞倒的！
为什么为什么？？（捂着腿做痛苦状）好痛呀，好痛呀！！
警察2：老大爷，你还好吧，我先送你去医院吧！(Old man, are you alright, I'll take
you to the hospital!)
（警笛声起，警察1、2载着老人就走了，此处可以表演的搞乐一点）
解说：（《 》歌声起 ）这个社会本来充满了爱，充满了温暖，可是就是因为这些人的
欺骗行为，让那些拥有爱心的人们一次次受到伤害，这些伤害深深地刺痛了他们的心，一次次冲击着我们这个社会的道德底线。
第三幕
解说：自从那次老大爷2被警察戳穿后，他依然在行骗，这次他还在路上寻找着目标等待碰
瓷，不过这次他的身体确实出现了问题，他的心脏病突然发作了。
老大爷2：（自己一个人骑着自行车，吹着口哨，很悠哉游哉，突然车子倒了，这次他真的
犯病了，心脏病发作了）啊，（双手捂着胸）痛死了，救命呀，救命呀，救命（声
音逐渐变小）啊，啊！！
情侣女：老公，你听，好像有人喊“救命”，你看！前面有个老大爷摔倒了！
（两个人一起快跑过去，同时后面的两个群众也一起跑过去，大家围在一起看着老大爷） 情侣男：啊！我的天呀！这不就是上次骗我们的那位老大爷吗？
群众1：是呀，就是他，我认识他
群众2：就是他，他又想骗我们呀！没门，我们决不能再上当受骗了！
老大爷2：救救我呀，我真的很痛呀！我这次是真的，救救我吧！
情侣男：老大爷，你的演技有很大长进呀，不过我们不会再受骗了！
（大家互相看了看对方）
群众1：是呀，我们不能在一个地方摔倒两次。
群众2：是呀，我们还是走吧！
情侣女：老公，咱们快走吧，一会就要上课了！快点！
大家一块喊了一句：Let‘s go！
老大爷2：（老大爷趴在地上，目光无神，看着大家远去的背影，伸手朝向远方，说）救命
呀，救命！（哀叹了一声）自作孽不可活呀！上帝，下辈子我一定要作一个好人！！ （老大爷，作非常痛苦状，头磕地，死去！！）
过了一段时间（急救车声响起），120急救车来了，下来两个医生
医生1（警察1饰演）：（用听诊器停了一会，又用手试了试鼻子处是否还有呼吸）没有呼吸
了，拿不来吧！ 医生2（警察2饰演）：（拿来一块布，两个医生共同把布盖子尸体上）是呀，如果能及时吃一粒救心丸就好了，太可惜了！(Yes, if it is good to eat a grain of JiuXinWan timely, what a shame!)
（120急救车笛声响起，结束！！）
解说：（《 》歌声起）这样的结局真的很悲哀，这样悲哀的故事在现实世界中很多，
可能就在此刻还在发生着这样的事情。这就是“狼来了”的故事，某些人总是在利用大家的爱心，最终真的狼来了的时候，确没人再愿意献出爱心，因为爱一旦被欺骗了，就再也无法得到，最终这些人被“狼”吃了！！
英语话剧剧本网篇九：6人英语小品短话剧剧本
6人英语小品短话剧剧本
A(衣衫褴褛） B（衣着光鲜） C小花 D小草 E椅子 F新闻记者
B坐在E上吃东西，A一乞丐上前
A：先生，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行了。
B：（厌恶）让开，让开。（然后便起身离开，这时他的钱包掉到E上头了）
A：先生，先生（A看见后，立即拾起，追上了走远的B）
B：让开，让开啊，我没吃的了，也没钱了（看也不看A，仍自顾自地走了）
C：他真愚蠢啊
D：是啊是啊（D点头附和）
A：可„„先生„„您听我说„„（仍拉着B衣服的后摆）
B：挖，你这人怎么这么讨厌！（还是没有回头看A一眼）
C：椅子啊，你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？
E：唉，人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~
D：是啊是啊
与此同时A与B还在纠缠，这时E终于隐忍不住爆发了。
E：先生！你的钱包丢了！你怎么这么傻啊。
A与B同时回头，看见了那会说话的椅子E，吓昏过去了。这一幕恰巧被经过的F看见了。于是F就报道了这一事件。
F：大家好，我是新闻记者F，今天我看见了一个奇异的现象，一个椅子说话了，两个人被吓昏了，下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人。
B：哦，上帝，哦，妈妈。
F：这个人傻了，我们不鸟他了，下面我采访一下另一个人吧，请问你为什么不告诉他，他的钱包丢了？
A：对不起，我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲„„
F：通过这一事件，我们可以认识到，掌握一门外语的重要性，以及金钱给人类带来的影响。是吗，椅子？
E：是啊，是啊（E傻傻地拼命点头）
C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他们弄傻了。
D：谁让这是一个童话呢„„
为了配合马可的英文翻译，所以台词能简单就简单啦。下面是马可的英文翻译。
A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die.
B:get away,get away,dirty man.
A:sir,sir!!
B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either.
C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?
D:yes,yes.
A:but....sir....please listen to me.....
B:wa,why are you so disgusting!!
C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.
E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.
D:yes,yes!!
E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever?
F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint.now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.
B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum.
F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.we needn't take notice of him.let me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?
A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "钱包" in english......
F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us.is that all right,chair?
E:yes,yes. （本文来自天空剧本网 ）
C:ai,men is so silly.
D:don't believe us,it is just a fairly tale.
英语话剧剧本网篇十：英语搞笑短剧剧本[1]
三打白骨精
Three Times’ Beating Monster
人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒
J：沙僧
B：白骨精（何平） B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头
T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?
S: Bajie,map!
E: (摸出，递给S)
S: Look,boss (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）
T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!
E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)
T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west
E: But……
T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?
E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So. S: Fat Pig!
E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….
S: You will what(凶相)?
E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).
S: Hm!
T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?
E: You see , boss is hungry,too!
T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!
J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..
T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?
S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）
J: This is…..?
S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!
T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!
S: Bye!(走)
T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》
B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)
B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?
J: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.
B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!
T: Bomb?(打出)
B1: Double King!
T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)
S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)
B1: （倒)Ah……
T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!
T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)
S: Oh,please don’t……
T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)
S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)
T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!
B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)
B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?
T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)
S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2) E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)
J: Look,(伸食指)how many?
T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)
B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊)
S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)
T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!
S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!
T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!
S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》
J: boss, brother Monkey is.......
T: Don't mention that guy any more!
B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)
T: （惊）You are......
B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)
B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......
S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.
T: Wukong?
E: Oh,Brother Monkey!
J: Our hero is back!
T: I,I can't understand......What happened?
S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you! T: How,how did you find out?
S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)
T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)
S: What?
T: I'm sorry.
S: Em? Louder,please?
T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）
(谢幕)
《孔雀东南飞》
Wanderseveryfivemiles
焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort)
太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort)强盗Burglars(ABandC)
Prologue
(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)
J:EverybodysaysthatI’mhenpecked,butinfact,I’masstrongasatiger,(小声)whilemy
wifeisWuSong.
(指着上台处的门大声道)I’mnotafraidofyou!
(内砸出一脸盆,Ｊ接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’mafraidofwhom?
MywifeLunchisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.Sheisbraverthanme,
smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetender
thanme.Butsheisnot!Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell!
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)
MyGod!Whocanhelpme?(下)
Act1
(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)
JM(拄拐棍上):Ican!
(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou?
L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’mhere!What’supmum?
JM:I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefuland
dearestmother-in-law”.
L:OK.Mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what’sup?
JM:Sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so
lazy……
L:But……
JM:Neverinterruptme!
L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardall daylong,cookingandwashing.Ihaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchicken
and……
JM:Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson!
L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,youwantagrandson,don’tyou?(开始解围裙)Goandaskyour
son.I’mleaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)
Act2
(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)
L:Mum,I’mback!
LM:Youareback?Why?Whathappened?
L:Iwaskickedoutbymymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother–in-law.
LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!Whenyouinsistedon
marryingthatterribleJohnny,Itoldyouthatheisuglystupidandpoor,butyoudidnotlisten
tome.Lookatyourself……
L:But,mum……
L:Mum,I’mnotinterruptingyou.IjustwanttotellyouthatyouarealwaysrightOK?And
I’llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto.
LM(大喜):Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayor’ssoninthemarket.Hesaid:“Ifyoudaughter Haven’tbeenmarried,Ireallyreallywanttomarryher!”Nowyouarefreeagain,I’llgo
andtellhim.(下)
L(惊愕):What?Themayor’sson?Themostfamousplayboyintheneighbor-hood?(手中的锅 铲掉在地上)WhatasillythingIhavedone!(下)
Act3
(J睡眼惺忪上)
J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Wherearemysocks?
(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Heretheyare!(闻一下) Er!Howsmelly!Theyarestilldirty!
(突然想起)Lunchhasgone!Ihavetowashthemmyself.
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’msohungry!Butthere’snobreakfast!(捡起地上的围 裙)ThisiswhatLunchalwayswears!Imisshersomuch,andherexcellentcookingskill!Now
shehasgone.Ihavetocookformymotherandmyself.
JM(上):Where’smybreakfast?Where’sLunch?Hasn’tshegotupyet?
J:Mum,can’tyouremember?Lunchhasgone!
JM(沉吟片刻):Well,totellyouthetruthJohnny,asonwithoutawifeisuseless.Lunchisanice
girl,goandtakeherback!
J(立正敬礼):Yesmadam!
Act4
(J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)
A:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!
Theroadisbuiltbyme!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)
B:AndIplantedonetree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)
C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---(欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚)
AB&C:Giveusallyourmoney!
J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出１角硬币):Is1maoenough?
(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)
A:Whatbadluck!Thisguyisbroken!
B:Ifwecannotrobanymoneytoday,wewillhavenothingtoeattonight!
C:Iheardthatthemayor’ssonisgoingtomarryMissLiuLanzhinextmonth.WEcangoand
robthewedding!
A&B:Goodidea!
J(惊讶):What?What?Lunchisgoingtogetmarried?It’simpossible!
AB&C:Why?Aprettygirlandarichman,whatagoodcouple!
J:ButLunchismywife!Wehaven’tgotdivorcedyet!
(突然有了主意)I’vegotanidea!Youaregoingtorobthewedding,don’tyou?I’llgo
withyou.YoutakethemoneyandItakethebride.
B:Haveyougotanyexperience?
J:No.ButI’vegotthis!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄１，０００，０００)
Act5
(转眼已到了婚礼之期．MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台) (J和三强盗跃至台中)
ABC&J:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!
A:Theroadisbuiltbyme!
B:AndIplantedonetree.
C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---
J:Giveusallyourmoney!
(L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头)
L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后)
(MS大怒，挥拳向J打来．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L晕倒)
J(火冒三丈):Howdareyoubeatmywife!（挥拳向MS冲去）
(J与MS混战，JM上，以拐杖击晕MS)
(J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)
J(扶起L，关切地问):Honey,howareyou?
L(哭状):Ihurtalot!
J:Don’tcrybaby.I’llgoandfetchthemedicine. (下)
L(起身去追):Waitforme! (跑下)
(音乐起 CanYouCelebrate)
Big words of western tour （大话西游）
Chapter 1
Site：The wedding
Characters:牛魔王 、至尊宝、紫霞、小妖
Aside: The story begins with a wedding. The Bull King is going to have a concubine.
牛：Today is my wedding. I am going to have a concubine. Ha ha ha „„.
妖：Concubine? Dose your wife agree to it?
牛：Oh! She is not lovely anymore. She’s right now at the Flame Mountain. She can do nothing about it!
(至尊宝从后台走入人群中)
牛：Let me introduce my brother to you! My bro!
Come here! This is my brother.
(牛深情地转向紫霞)
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