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大学生英语剧本篇一：大学生英语剧本

May Dream Won't Come Ture》

Scene1

（学校食堂里，下课铃刚响）

Narrator:又一个上午过去了，食堂里迎来了新一轮的抢饭风暴。“襄樊学院广播台提醒各位抢饭同学注意形象，注意排队秩序”。

（人潮涌进，餐桌上迅速被书和包占领，卖饭窗口前排成N条长龙，A与B小跑上场） A：Oh,no!There is no food again!We have already ran as fast as we can.

B:(看看手表)25 seconds today.We'd better run quickly tomorrow.

A:What a wonderful thing if we needn't(指那堆挤来挤去的人)like this!

B:Well.Let's go ,back to dormitory,eat the junk food!What's lesson this afternoon?

A:We have a listening examination.It's boring!I may sleeping again~

Scene2

(A的办公室内)

Narrator:果然，下午的听力课上，A又睡着了，这次，她梦到了她的理想生活…… (A坐在办公桌前，秘书走进)

秘书：Good morning,A.I'll tell you today's arrangement:You have two lessons in the morning,they are music class and P.E.Then a computer less on after lunch.That's all.

(秘书退至一旁，音乐老师推门进)

A:Morning.Please sit down.

音：(拿着几张CD)That's no need.I have nothing to teach today.Your homework is listen to these CDs.Among them,Jay Chou's new record is the most important.If you have nothing to answer,I'll go.

A:(翻看CD)All right.Goodbye!(停顿片刻)The next one!(体育老师上)

A:Oh,should I wear athlete uniform?

体：Of course you needn't.In my class,you can just sit here and watch some sports match.So,which do you prefer,football or basketball?

A:Er...Baskerball is Okay.

体：Good!Boys,come on!(演员上场，表演花式篮球，配乐)

体：Are you satisfied?

A:Em...just so-so.I hope to watch football next time.You may go now.

体：Ok.Have a good week!(体育老师下，秘书和服务员上)

秘：A,It's time to have lunch.(退到一旁)

服：Good afternoon.What do you want today?

A:Mmm...Today I just want to eat something cheap.Beafsteak and red wine,please.

服：Thank you.(鞠躬)Wait a moment,please.(下场，秘书上前整理书桌 ，A翻看杂志)

秘：(整理完毕，打开文件夹)The computer teacher just called me that he would replace the lesson with a practise one in the Network Bar.So you can play the Crazy Dance on-line well.

A:Really?That's great.(饭菜送上)That's tips.

服：Thank you very much.(退场)

Scene3

Narrator:A下午的计算机课变成了网吧的实践课，这不，只见她奔腾地冲进了奔腾网吧，用183迈的速度将上下楼搜了个遍，猛然地发现座无虚席，于是她又奔腾地冲出了奔腾网吧，剑一样地射进了183.她今天的任务是练好劲舞团！

(A跑进网吧，找台电脑迅速坐下，开始游戏。音乐起，表演真人版劲舞团)

(数分钟后)

A：(伸个懒腰)So great that my computer's homework has finished.

Scene4

Narrator:就这样，A无忧无虑地度过了大学四年，终于到了要找工作的时候，A却四处碰壁，听到的最多的一句话莫过于——

面试官：(很礼貌地请A离开)I'm so sorry!

(A那着简历，垂头丧气地从台上走了一圈，脑海中不停回响那句话“Narrator:I'm so sorry……") Scene5

(听力考试的考场上，老师开始收卷，发现A在酣睡)

Narrator:下午的听力测试要结束了，A的梦也该 醒了……

老师：(很不耐烦地拍拍桌子，发现A仍然没醒，然后提高音量)Good afternoon!!!A!!! A:(换个睡觉姿势)En...Beafsteak and red wine,please.This's tips.(抓起试卷递上去)

老师：(看到空白的试卷，摇摇头)I'm so sorry!But I had to give you zero!You see, your paper is so clean!

(下课铃响，老师无奈离开，同学们纷纷冲出教室，只有B还等着A)

B：Hey!(看表)You have delayed 7s.We have nothing to eat again!

A:(刚刚清醒)Wow,wonderful.It's just a dream!(欢呼)It's doesn't matter.It's not a bad choice to fight for food sometimes,isn't it?

B:Gosh!Were are you frightened by the terrible dream?

A:Why did you say that?It's really a wonderful dream.I think it will turn my life around(欢快语气).

B:So you won't sleep in the class?

A:Of course.Let's go to the canteen!

B:Well,let's go!

Narrator:My dear friends,which life do you prefer to ,in the dream or in reality?(音乐起) ~The End~

大学生英语剧本篇二：大学生英文话剧剧本

大学生英文话剧剧本

旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a prettydaughter

namedSnow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. Thequeen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous.

Shedressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework allday and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do somecleaning, carry water and so on.

白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water andso on.)

皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m verybeautiful. you see. If anyone ismore

beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I wantto know something, It will tell me surely.

Now,mirror, mirror, come here!

魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want toknow?

皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.

Who is the fairest of the all?

魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty!

You are the fairest of all, I think.

But there is a young lady.

She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black asebony.

She is much more beautiful than you.

皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?

Whois she? Tell me quickly.

魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty!

Sheis Snow White.

皇后：Snow White? No, I’m the most beautiful in the world. Oh,hunter,

come here, come here!

猎人：Yes. Your Majesty! I’m here now.

皇后：Hunter! Take Snow White to the wild forest to pick someflowers.

Find a lonely place and kill her.

猎人：But she is the princess. …

皇后：No, Kill her. Bring her heart to me. I don’t want to see herany longer.

猎人：Yes. Your Majesty!

皇后：Here is a box. You must put her heart in it and bring it tome.

Otherwise,I will punish you.

猎人：Yes. Your Majesty!

白雪：( Pick some flowers. )

Oh! How many flowers! How beautiful!

猎人：( Draw his Knife slowly but hesitated )

Oh!My God! She is so lovely and pretty! I can’t! I can’t killher!

白雪：( Cry exhaustedly)

What are you doing? What’s the matter? Why do you kill me?

猎人：Your Majesty! I’m very sorry. Someone wants me to killyou.

白雪：But who?

猎人：The queen.

白雪：The queen! But why?

猎人：You are more beautiful than her. So she wants to killyou.

白雪：My dear hunter. Don’t kill me. I will run into the forestand never come back again.

猎人：Ok. Run away, the poor child. The wild beasts will soon eatyou.

白雪：Thank you, my dear hunter.

旁白：At this time, a young bear was running by. The hunter shot itand took the heart to the queen. Snow White began to run into thewild forest until it was almost evening. She saw a littlecottage.

白雪：Oh, my God! The queen can’t find me now, I think. How I amtired! How I want to have a rest! Ah, here is a cottage, there areseven small beds. They must be the beds of seven children. Here aretheir names: Doctor, Happy, Sneezy, Sleepy, Bashful, Grumpy,Dopey.

Oh, how I want to sleep!

旁白：When it was dark, the owners of the cottage came back. Theywere seven dwarfs. They were digging treasure in themountain.

老学究：I’m the Doctor. I know a lot of things.

开心果：I’m the Happy. I’m the happiest person in theworld.

喷嚏精：I’m the Sneezy. If I sneeze, the earth will shake.

害羞鬼：I’m the Bashful. I’m a shy man.

老顽固：I’m the Grumpy. I’m not so easy to believe a stranger.The next one

is Dopey. He can’t talk like us.

老学究：Look, the lamp in our house is on!

开心果：Who is it?

喷嚏精：Perhaps it’s the ghost!

瞌睡虫：Let’s go into our cottage silently.

害羞鬼：Oh, someone has cleaned our house.

老顽固：Perhaps it’s the witch.

旁白： When Dopey was holdingthe candle and let the light fall on little snow-white. They allcried out with astonishment.

老学究：What a lovely child!

开心果：How beautiful!

喷嚏精：Who is she?

瞌睡虫：Don’t wake her up.

害羞鬼：Why is she coming here?

老顽固：Kill her.

白雪： ( Wake up )

What a nice sleep! Oh, who are you? Oh, I know. You are Doctor,Happy, Sneezy, Sleepy, Bashful, Grumpy and Dopey.

七矮人：But why are you in our house?

白雪：The queen, my stepmother wants to kill me. So I ran to yourhouse. Don’t drive me away. Let me stay with you.

老学究：If you take care of our house.

开心果：If you do some cooking for us.

喷嚏精：If you make the beds for us.

瞌睡虫：If you do some washing, you can stay with us.

害羞鬼：But you must be careful.

老顽固：Don’t go out. Don’t let anyone come in. Your stepmotherwill find you and kill you.

白雪：I know. I know. Thank you.

旁白：From then on, Snow White kept the house. When the sevendwarfs came back, she had everything prepared. On the other hand,when the wicked queen ate the heart, she took out the mirror andasked.

皇后：Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of all?

魔镜：Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all. But Snow White isstill alive and well. She lives with the seven dwarfs. No one ismore beautiful than she.

皇后：No! Snow White must die. I must finish her even if it costsmy life.

旁白：The queen made a poisonous apple and dressed herself like anold woman. She came to the cottage .

皇后：Good things to sell. Pretty things to sell. Cheap. Verycheap.

白雪：Hi, good day, my good lady. What do you sell?

皇后：Apples. Very delicious apples! You can have a taste. Thisone, please!

白雪：OK! Thank you!

( Having a small piece, dead )

皇后：Now I’m the most beautiful in the world.

旁白：When the seven dwarfs came from work. They were greatlysurprise to see Snow White dead

七矮人：What’s the matter?

老学究：Snow White is dead.

七矮人：Oh, my God! Who did it? It must be the wicked queen. Nowlet’s pick some flowers and place around her

大学生英语剧本篇三：大学生英语短剧剧本(4人)

Scene ⅰ:

地点（at campus）

人物：kevin Jason and Rita

Jason: Oh ,I’m sorry ,are you ok ? 对不起，你还好吗？

Rita: How familiar! 好眼熟啊！

J: you pick? 是你捡的吗？

Kevin: Shut up ！谁说的！

R and J: Kevin ? 是Kevin 吗？

K: Jasson ? Rita ?

Rita:Kevin! Do you know ? I miss you so much. we have lost much

romantic without you 你知道吗? 我太想你了kevin,没有你我们少了很多浪漫

Jason:It’s so nosiy here ,let’s find a quiet place to talk.这里太吵了，我们找个安静的地方聊吧

K to R: Is it convenient for you to share your department with me during my finding job?在我找工作期间方便让我住你的宿舍吗?

R: Sure ,no problem,as long as avoid dormitory administrator当然没问题,只要躲过宿管就可以了

J: But why? What happened to you ? I thought that after graduation you will live well.但是为什么啊？你怎么了？我以为你毕业后会过的很好

R: You’re such a dream catcher .why are you come back to the place where you were sick of?你那么有梦想的人，怎么还要回到你曾经连做梦都不爽的地方？

K: Because no money ,no job,even there’s no place to live.Nothing at all. 因为我没钱、没工作，甚至连住的地方都没有，一无所有。 R：Impossible !这不可能！

K: This is what happened…事情是这样的。。。

Scene ⅱ:

(at kevin’s home)

人物：Kevin , land lady Marry

M: Open the door, open the door.开门开门

K: What’s wrong ？Marry？有事吗Marry?

M: Look,you must be paid as rent, You’ve defaulted if for 6 months. Not only didn’t I take your deposit,but also I disbursed ultilities for half a year. I’m enough of it .pay off your bills ,right now.听着，你现在必须付房租，你已经拖6个月了，我不仅没收你押金，连水电都帮你垫付了半年。我受够你了，付清账单，现在，马上， 立刻，马上！

K: please, I have no money now. Look , I only eat the cheap bread for food . 拜托，我现在真的没钱。看，我只能吃这种廉价的食物。 M: Wow , turn to black , is it my dog’s food ? 哇，都变色了！是我家狗的食物吗？

K: Oh , my dear ！I promise I will pay off your debt once I find a job.

please extend a time limit.噢，天哪！拜托，我现在真的没钱，我保证，一旦我找到工作我一定付清。再宽限几天吧。

M: Find a job? Ha. . you’ve said that over 100 times. and then?找到工作？哈。。你都说了100遍了。然后呢？

K: I work so hard ,but useless.Which company would hire a man

without any certificates？我已经很努力了，可又有什么用呢？哪家公司会雇用一个没什么证书的人呢？！

M: There’re a lot of choices around you. dustman, babysit, salesman and so on.你身边就有很多选择，环卫工人，保姆，销售员 ，等等、、 K: No no no ….i’m a university student.i’ll be a white collar,manager orsinger.at that time ,I’ll pay your double.不不不。。我可是个大学生,我将来可是会成为白领，经理，或是歌手什么的。那时， 我会付你双倍。

M:Well , thank you .but I don’t’t hink I can wait to .university student.if you don’t pay off your debt,please go out..，我想我等不到那天的，“大学生”，如果你不交清房租水电就请出去

Scene ⅲ:

地点：campus

人物：K R J

K: You see ,that’s why I asked Rita’s department.这就是我为什么蹭

住R的公寓的原因

R： Why not go home ?为什么不回家呢？

K：Home? Be a farmer?no I’m going to die.回家？当农民？我不如去死。 J： At least,you won’t worry about the food and the place to live.至少不愁吃住啊

K:simple house and diet,I can’t bear to be laughed at by rose.吃得差住的差，我可不想被ROSE笑话。

J: Oh how about rose.对了，ROSE 怎么样了。

K: Now ,she is a civil servant,it’s unfair.these bookishes benefit

all,including JULAR, HELLEN.当公务员了，这个世界真不公平，好处都让这些书呆子占尽了。包括Jular, Hellen.

J:No ,rose wanted to be a civil servant and succeed ,she is so extrodinary.不，ROSE 的梦想是当公务员，而且他实现了，真厉害。

R： She so focus on the score ,even no personality.does she have dreams.她那么重视成绩，而且没个性，她会有梦想吗？

J：She just obey teachers.她只是太听老师话而已。

K：She has dreams,however,I just made daydreams.oh still now,I got it that making dreams come true relys on occupations.most of us only make day_dream. Therefore ,make fun of those that accumulate capital. I have only myself to blame她有梦想，而我只是做梦。天啊，我今天才明白有梦想还要有资本，梦想才能成真，我们大多只顾做梦不去积累资本，而且还取笑那些积累资本的人，我真是咎由自取。

J: It’s not enough that just have dreams原来仅仅有梦想还是不够的 R：Don’t be sad!we’ll help you .别难过，我们会帮助你的。

J：Yes ,you rest your heart living here, then, center your attention on finding job.是的，你就暂住这里，然后努力找工作。

K: Criticaliy, now , I have to get the one back , diploma , which I’ve lost.最可怕的是，我现在必须把我已经丢掉的东西——毕业证，拿回来。 R: Ideed ,I wouldn’t l ike yours.确实，我也不想像你这样。

R to J : how about us ? Are we still only dreaming but action?那我们又是怎样呢？我们也还是只做梦不行动吗？

K: Look up to the sky, more should be down-to-earth. 仰望天空，更应脚踏实地。

J: Our dream is far beyond the range of possible without efforts and sweet.不付出努力和汗水我们的梦想是不会实现的。

K,J,R: Dream catcher, go into action, right now.追梦人，行动起来吧

大学生英语剧本篇四：大学生英语学习必备Friends老友记 英文剧本对白 十季全

101 The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot-The Uncut Version)

[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.] Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!

Joey: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!

Chandler: All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?

Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk? (They all stare, bemused.)

Phoebe: Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!

Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex. Chandler: Sounds like a date to me. [Time Lapse]

Chandler: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked. All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream.

Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there. Joey: Instead of...? Chandler: That's right. Joey: Never had that dream. Phoebe: No.

Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.

Monica: And they weren't looking at you before?!

Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me! [Time Lapse, Ross has entered.] Ross: (mortified) Hi.

Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself. Monica: Are you okay, sweetie?

Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck... Chandler: Cookie?

Monica: (explaining to the others) Carol moved her stuff out today. Joey: Ohh.

Monica: (to Ross) Let me get you some coffee. Ross: Thanks.

Phoebe: Ooh! Oh! (She starts to pluck at the air just in front of Ross.) Ross: No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay?

Phoebe: Fine! Be murky!

Ross: I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy. Monica: No you don't.

Ross: No I don't, to hell with her, she left me! Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian...

Ross: No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?

Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... (They all stare at him.) Did I say that out loud?

Ross: I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well. Monica: Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M., "I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren." was what? A wrong number? Ross: Sorry.

Joey: Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is? (Ross gestures his consent.)

Joey: Strip joint! C'mon, you're single! Have some hormones!

Ross: I don't want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again!

(Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.) Chandler: And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.)

Monica: Rachel?! Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are! Waitress: Can I get you some coffee?

Monica: (pointing at Rachel) Decaf (to All) Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. (to Rachel) This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross?

Rachel: Hi, sure! Ross: Hi.

(They go to hug but Ross's umbrella opens. He sits back down defeated again. A moment of silence follows as Rachel sits and the others expect her to explain.)

Monica: So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?

Rachel: Oh God... well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat. This really gorgeous Lamauge gravy boat. When all of a sudden- (to the waitress that brought her coffee)Sweet 'n' Lo?- I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry! And then I got really freaked out, and that's when it hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Y'know, I mean, I always knew looked familiar, but... Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering 'Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for?'. (to Monica) So anyway I just didn't know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city.

Monica: Who wasn't invited to the wedding.

Rachel: Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an issue... [Scene: Monica's Apartment, everyone is there and watching a Spanish Soap on TV and are trying to figure out what is going on.]

Monica: Now I'm guessing that he bought her the big pipe organ, and she's really not happy about it.

Chandler: (imitating the characters) Tuna or egg salad? Decide! Ross: (in a deep voice) I'll have whatever Christine is having.

Rachel: (on phone) Daddy, I just... I can't marry him! I'm sorry. I just don't love him. Well, it matters to me!

(The scene on TV has changed to show two women, one is holding her hair.)

Phoebe: If I let go of my hair, my head will fall off.

Chandler: (re TV) Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants. Joey: I say push her down the stairs.

Phoebe, Ross, Chandler, and Joey: Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs!

(She is pushed down the stairs and everyone cheers.)

Rachel: C'mon Daddy, listen to me! It's like, it's like, all of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat! No, I'm not saying I want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy!

Ross: You can see where he'd have trouble.

Rachel: Look Daddy, it's my life. Well maybe I'll just stay here with Monica.

Monica: Well, I guess we've established who's staying here with Monica...

Rachel: Well, maybe that's my decision. Well, maybe I don't need your money. Wait!! Wait, I said maybe!!

[Time Lapse, Rachel is breathing into a paper bag.]

Monica: Just breathe, breathe.. that's it. Just try to think of nice calm things...

Phoebe: (sings) Raindrops on roses and rabbits and kittens, (Rachel and Monica turn to look at her.) bluebells and sleigh bells and- something with mittens... La la la la...something and noodles with string. These are a few...

Rachel: I'm all better now.

Phoebe: (grins and walks to the kitchen and says to Chandler and Joey.) I helped!

Monica: Okay, look, this is probably for the best, y'know? Independence. Taking control of your life. The whole, 'hat' thing.

Joey: (comforting her) And hey, you need anything, you can always come to Joey. Me and Chandler live across the hall. And he's away a lot.

Monica: Joey, stop hitting on her! It's her wedding day! Joey: What, like there's a rule or something? (The door buzzer sounds and Chandler gets it.)

Chandler: Please don't do that again, it's a horrible sound. Paul: (over the intercom) It's, uh, it's Paul. Monica: Oh God, is it 6:30? Buzz him in! Joey: Who's Paul?

Ross: Paul the Wine Guy, Paul? Monica: Maybe.

Joey: Wait. Your 'not a real date' tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy? Ross: He finally asked you out? Monica: Yes!

Chandler: Ooh, this is a Dear Diary moment. Monica: Rach, wait, I can cancel... Rachel: Please, no, go, that'd be fine!

Monica: (to Ross) Are, are you okay? I mean, do you want me to stay? Ross: (choked voice) That'd be good... Monica: (horrified) Really?

Ross: (normal voice) No, go on! It's Paul the Wine Guy!

Phoebe: What does that mean? Does he sell it, drink it, or just complain a lot? (Chandler doesn't know.) (There's a knock on the door and it's Paul.)

Monica: Hi, come in! Paul, this is.. (They are all lined up next to the door.)... everybody, everybody, this is Paul. All: Hey! Paul! Hi! The Wine Guy! Hey!

Chandler: I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?

Monica: Okay, umm-umm, I'll just--I'll be right back, I just gotta go ah, go ah...

Ross: A wandering?

Monica: Change! Okay, sit down. (Shows Paul in) Two seconds. Phoebe: Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good. (Monica goes to change.) Joey: Hey, Paul! Paul: Yeah?

Joey: Here's a little tip, she really likes it when you rub her neck in the same spot over and over and over again until it starts to get a little red. Monica: (yelling from the bedroom) Shut up, Joey!

Ross: So Rachel, what're you, uh... what're you up to tonight?

Rachel: Well, I was kinda supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon, so nothing!

Ross: Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon, God.. No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your- (thinks) -big lizards... Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture. Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, and we're very excited about it.

Rachel: Well actually thanks, but I think I'm just gonna hang out here tonight. It's been kinda a long day. Ross: Okay, sure.

Joey: Hey Pheebs, you wanna help?

Phoebe: Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to. Commercial Break

[Scene: The Subway, Phoebe is singing for change.]

Phoebe: (singing) Love is sweet as summer showers, love is a wondrous work of art, but your love oh your love, your love...is like a giant pigeon...crapping on my heart. La-la-la-la-la- (some guy gives her some change and to that guy) Thank you. (sings) La-la-la-la...ohhh! [Scene: Ross's Apartment, the guys are there assembling furniture.] Ross: (squatting and reading the instructions) I'm supposed to attach a brackety thing to the side things, using a bunch of these little worm guys. I have no brackety thing, I see no whim guys whatsoever and- I cannot feel my legs.

(Joey and Chandler are finishing assembling the bookcase.) Joey: I'm thinking we've got a bookcase here. Chandler: It's a beautiful thing.

Joey: (picking up a leftover part) What's this?

Chandler: I would have to say that is an 'L'-shaped bracket. Joey: Which goes where? Chandler: I have no idea.

(Joey checks that Ross is not looking and dumps it in a plant.) Joey: Done with the bookcase! Chandler: All finished!

Ross: (clutching a beer can and sniffing) This was Carol's favorite beer. She always drank it out of the can, I should have known.

Joey: Hey-hey-hey-hey, if you're gonna start with that stuff we're outta here.

Chandler: Yes, please don't spoil all this fun.

Joey: Ross, let me ask you a question. She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV- what did you get? Ross: You guys. Chandler: Oh, God. Joey: You got screwed. Chandler: Oh my God!

[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are eating.] Monica: Oh my God!

Paul: I know, I know, I'm such an idiot. I guess I should have caught on when she started going to the dentist four and five times a week. I mean, how clean can teeth get?

Monica: My brother's going through that right now, he's such a mess. How did you get through it?

Paul: Well, you might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers, say her- Monica: -leg?

Paul: (laughing) That's one way! Me, I- I went for the watch.

Monica: You actually broke her watch? Wow! The worst thing I ever did was, I-I shredded by boyfriend's favorite bath towel. Paul: Ooh, steer clear of you.

Monica: That's right. [Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is talking on the phone and pacing.]

Rachel: Barry, I'm sorry... I am so sorry... I know you probably think that this is all about what I said the other day about you making love with your socks on, but it isn't... it isn't, it's about me, and I ju- (She stops talking and dials the phone.) Hi, machine cut me off again... anyway...look, look, I know that some girl is going to be incredibly lucky to become Mrs. Barry Finkel, but it isn't me, it's not me. And not that I have any idea who me is right now, but you just have to give me a chance too... (The machine cuts her off again and she redials.)

[Scene: Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture.]

Ross: I'm divorced! I'm only 26 and I'm divorced! Joey: Shut up!

Chandler: You must stop! (Chandler hits what he is working on with a hammer and it collapses.)

Ross: That only took me an hour.

Chandler: Look, Ross, you gotta understand, between us we haven't had a relationship that has lasted longer than a Mento. You, however have had the love of a woman for four years. Four years of closeness and sharing at the end of which she ripped your heart out, and that is why we don't do it! I don't think that was my point!

Ross: You know what the scariest part is? What if there's only one woman for everybody, y'know? I mean what if you get one woman- and that's it? Unfortunately in my case, there was only one woman- for her...

Joey: What are you talking about? 'One woman'? That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. Lemme tell you something, Ross. There's lots of flavors out there. There's Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing! Cherry Vanilla. You could get 'em with Jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream! This is the best thing that ever happened to you! You got married, you were, like, what, eight? Welcome back to the world! Grab a spoon!

Ross: I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny.

Chandler: Stay out of my freezer! [Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and

Paul are still eating.]

Paul: Ever since she walked out on me, I, uh...

Monica: What?..... What, you wanna spell it out with noodles? Paul: No, it's, it's more of a fifth date kinda revelation. Monica: Oh, so there is gonna be a fifth date? Paul: Isn't there?

Monica: Yeah... yeah, I think there is. -What were you gonna say?

Paul: Well, ever-ev-... ever since she left me, um, I haven't been able to, uh, perform. (Monica takes a sip of her drink.) ...Sexually.

Monica: (spitting out her drink in shock) Oh God, oh God, I am sorry... I am so sorry... Paul: It's okay...

Monica: I know being spit on is probably not what you need right now. Um... how long? Paul: Two years.

Monica: Wow! I'm-I'm-I'm glad you smashed her watch! Paul: So you still think you, um... might want that fifth date? Monica: (pause)...Yeah. Yeah, I do.

[Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is watching Joanne Loves Chaci.] Priest on TV: We are gathered here today to join Joanne Louise Cunningham and Charles, Chachi-Chachi-Chachi, Arcola in the bound of holy matrimony.

Rachel: Oh...see... but Joanne loved Chachi! That's the difference! [Scene: Ross's Apartment, they're all sitting around and talking.]

Ross: (scornful) Grab a spoon. Do you know how long it's been since I've grabbed a spoon? Do the words 'Billy, don't be a hero' mean anything to you?

Joey: Great story! But, I uh, I gotta go, I got a date with Andrea--Angela--Andrea... Oh man, (looks to Chandler) Chandler: Angela's the screamer, Andrea has cats.

Joey: Right. Thanks. It's June. I'm outta here. (Exits.)

Ross: Y'know, here's the thing. Even if I could get it together enough to- to ask a woman out,... who am I gonna ask? (He gazes out of the window.)

[Cut to Rachel staring out of her window.] Commercial Break

[Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler.]

Rachel: Isn't this amazing? I mean, I have never made coffee before in my entire life.

Chandler: That is amazing. Joey: Congratulations.

Rachel: Y'know, I figure if I can make coffee, there isn't anything I can't do.

Chandler: If can invade Poland, there isn't anything I can't do.

Joey: Listen, while you're on a roll, if you feel like you gotta make like a Western omelet or something... (Joey and Chandler taste the coffee, grimace, and pour it into a plant pot.) Although actually I'm really not that hungry...

Monica: (entering, to herself) Oh good, Lenny and Squigy are here. All: Morning. Good morning.

Paul: (entering from Monica's room) Morning. Joey: Morning, Paul. Rachel: Hello, Paul.

Chandler: Hi, Paul, is it?

(Monica and Paul walk to the door and talk in a low voice so the others can't hear. The others move Monica's table closer to the door so that they can.)

Paul: Thank you! Thank you so much! Monica: Stop!

Paul: No, I'm telling you last night was like umm, all my birthdays, both graduations, plus the barn raising scene in Witness. Monica: We'll talk later.

Paul: Yeah. (They kiss) Thank you. (Exits)

Joey: That wasn't a real date?! What the hell do you do on a real date? Monica: Shut up, and put my table back. All: Okayyy! (They do so.)

Chandler: All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don't input those numbers,... it doesn't make much of a difference... Rachel: So, like, you guys all have jobs?

Monica: Yeah, we all have jobs. See, that's how we buy stuff. Joey: Yeah, I'm an actor.

Rachel: Wow! Would I have seen you in anything? Joey: I doubt it. Mostly regional work.

Monica: Oh wait, wait, unless you happened to catch the Reruns' production of Pinocchio, at the little theater in the park. Joey: Look, it was a job all right?

Chandler: 'Look, Gippetto, I'm a real live boy.'

Joey: I will not take this abuse. (Walks to the door and opens it to leave.)

Chandler: You're right, I'm sorry. (Burst into song and dances out of the door.) "Once I was a wooden boy, a little wooden boy..."

Joey: You should both know, that he's a dead man. Oh, Chandler? (Starts after Chandler.)

Monica: So how you doing today? Did you sleep okay? Talk to Barry? I can't stop smiling.

Rachel: I can see that. You look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth.

Monica: I know, he's just so, so... Do you remember you and Tony DeMarco?

Rachel: Oh, yeah.

Monica: Well, it's like that. With feelings. Rachel: Oh wow. Are you in trouble. Monica: Big time!

Rachel: Want a wedding dress? Hardly used.

Monica: I think we are getting a little ahead of selves here. Okay. Okay. I am just going to get up, go to work and not think about him all day. Or else I'm just gonna get up and go to work. Rachel: Oh, look, wish me luck! Monica: What for?

Rachel: I'm gonna go get one of those (Thinks) job things. (Monica exits.)

[Scene: Iridium, Monica is working as Frannie enters.] Frannie: Hey, Monica!

Monica: Hey Frannie, welcome back! How was Florida? Frannie: You had sex, didn't you? Monica: How do you do that?

Frannie: Oh, I hate you, I'm pushing my Aunt Roz through Parrot Jungle and you're having sex! So? Who? Monica: You know Paul?

Frannie: Paul the Wine Guy? Oh yeah, I know Paul. Monica: You mean you know Paul like I know Paul?

Frannie: Are you kidding? I take credit for Paul. Y'know before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years.

[Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Rachel is there.]

Joey: (sitting on the arm of the couch)Of course it was a line!

Monica: Why?! Why? Why, why would anybody do something like that?

Ross: I assume we're looking for an answer more sophisticated than 'to get you into bed'.

Monica: I hate men! I hate men!

Phoebe: Oh no, don't hate, you don't want to put that out into the universe.

Monica: Is it me? Is it like I have some sort of beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear?

Phoebe: All right, c'mere, gimme your feet. (She starts massaging them.)

Monica: I just thought he was nice, y'know?

Joey: (bursts out laughing again) I can't believe you didn't know it was a line!

(Monica pushes him off of the sofa as Rachel enters with a shopping bag.)

Rachel: Guess what? Ross: You got a job?

Rachel: Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing! I was laughed out of twelve interviews today.

Chandler: And yet you're surprisingly upbeat.

Rachel: You would be too if you found John and David boots on sale, fifty percent off!

Chandler: Oh, how well you know me...

Rachel: They're my new 'I don't need a job, I don't need my parents, I've got great boots' boots!

Monica: How'd you pay for them? Rachel: Uh, credit card.

Monica: And who pays for that? Rachel: Um... my... father.

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is sitting around the kitchen table. Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors.]

Rachel: Oh God, come on you guys, is this really necessary? I mean, I can stop charging anytime I want.

Monica: C'mon, you can't live off your parents your whole life. Rachel: I know that. That's why I was getting married.

Phoebe: Give her a break, it's hard being on your own for the first time. Rachel: Thank you.

Phoebe: You're welcome. I remember when I first came to this city. I was fourteen. My mom had just killed herself and my step-dad was back in prison, and I got here, and I didn't know anybody. And I ended up living with this albino guy who was, like, cleaning windshields outside port authority, and then he killed himself, and then I found aromatherapy. So believe me, I know exactly how you feel. (Pause)

Ross: The word you're looking for is 'Anyway'... Monica: All right, you ready?

Rachel: No. No, no, I'm not ready! How can I be ready? "Hey, Rach! You ready to jump out the airplane without your parachute?" Come on, I can't do this! Monica: You can, I know you can! Rachel: I don't think so.

Ross: Come on, you made coffee! You can do anything! (Chandler slowly tries to hide the now dead plant from that morning when he and Joey poured their coffee into it.) Ross: C'mon, cut. Cut, cut, cut,...

All: Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut... (She cuts one of them and they cheer.)

Rachel: Y'know what? I think we can just leave it at that. It's kinda like a symbolic gesture...

Monica: Rachel! That was a library card! All: Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut..

Chandler: (as Rachel is cutting up her cards) Y'know, if you listen closely, you can hear a thousand retailers scream. (She finishes cutting them up and they all cheer.)

Monica: Welcome to the real world! It sucks. You're gonna love it! [Time Lapse, Rachel and Ross are watching a TV channel finishes it's broadcast day by playing the national anthem.]

Monica: Well, that's it (To Ross) You gonna crash on the couch? Ross: No. No, I gotta go home sometime. Monica: You be okay? Ross: Yeah.

Rachel: Hey Mon, look what I just found on the floor. (Monica smiles.) What?

Monica: That's Paul's watch. You just put it back where you found it. Oh boy. Alright. Goodnight, everybody. Ross and Rachel: Goodnight.

(Monica stomps on Paul's watch and goes into her room.) Ross: Mmm. (They both reach for the last cookie) Oh, no- Rachel: Sorry-

Ross: No no no, go-

Rachel: No, you have it, really, I don't want it- Ross: Split it? Rachel: Okay.

Ross: Okay. (They split it.) You know you probably didn't know this, but back in high school, I had a, um, major crush on you. Rachel: I knew. Ross: You did! Oh.... I always figured you just thought I was Monica's geeky older brother. Rachel: I did.

Ross: Oh. Listen, do you think- and try not to let my intense vulnerability become any kind of a factor here- but do you think it would be okay if I asked you out? Sometime? Maybe? Rachel: Yeah, maybe...

Ross: Okay... okay, maybe I will... Rachel: Goodnight. Ross: Goodnight.

(Rachel goes into her room and Monica enters the living room as Ross is leaving.)

Monica: See ya.... Wait wait, what's with you?

Ross: I just grabbed a spoon. (Ross exits and Monica has no idea what that means.) Closing Credits

[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there.] Joey: I can't believe what I'm hearing here.

Phoebe: (sings) I can't believe what I'm hearing here... Monica: What? I-I said you had a- Phoebe: (sings) What I said you had... Monica: (to Phoebe) Would you stop? Phoebe: Oh, was I doing it again? All: Yes!

Monica: I said that you had a nice butt, it's just not a great butt. Joey: Oh, you wouldn't know a great butt if it came up and bit ya. Ross: There's an image.

Rachel: (walks up with a pot of coffee) Would anybody like more coffee?

Chandler: Did you make it, or are you just serving it? Rachel: I'm just serving it.

All: Yeah. Yeah, I'll have a cup of coffee.

Chandler: Kids, new dream... I'm in Las Vegas. (Rachel sits down to hear Chandler's dream.)

Customer: (To Rachel) Ahh, miss? More coffee?

Rachel: Ugh. (To another customer that's leaving.) Excuse me, could you give this to that guy over there? (Hands him the coffee pot.) Go ahead. (He does so.) Thank you. (To the gang.) Sorry. Okay, Las Vegas.

Chandler: Okay, so, I'm in Las Vegas... I'm Liza Minelli- End

102 The One With the Sonogram at the End

[Scene Central Perk, everyone's there.]

Monica: What you guys don't understand is, for us, kissing is as important as any part of it.

Joey: Yeah, right!.......Y'serious? Phoebe: Oh, yeah!

Rachel: Everything you need to know is in that first kiss. Monica: Absolutely.

Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.

Ross: Yeah, and-and it's not that we don't like the comedian, it's that-that... that's not why we bought the ticket.

Chandler: The problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again, y'know? I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic... basically just trying to stay awake.

Rachel: Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the comedian. Otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone.

Joey: (pause)....Are we still talking about sex? Opening Credits

[Scene: Museum of Prehistoric History, Ross and a co-worker (Marsha) are setting up an exhibit which includes some mannequins of cave

people.]

Ross: No, it's good, it is good, it's just that- mm- doesn't she seem a little angry?

Marsha: Well, she has issues. Ross: Does she.

Marsha: He's out banging other women over the head with a club, while she sits at home trying to get the mastodon smell out of the carpet!

Ross: Marsha, these are cave people. Okay? They have issues like 'Gee, that glacier's getting kinda close.' See?

Marsha: Speaking of issues, isn't that your ex-wife?

(Carol, Ross's ex-wife, has entered behind them and is standing outside the exhibit.)

Ross: (trying to ignore her) No. No. Marsha: Yes, it is. Carol! Hi!

Ross: Okay, okay, yes, it is. (waves) How about I'll, uh, catch up with you in the Ice Age.

(Marsha exits and Ross waves Carol into the exhibit.) Ross: Hi. Carol: So.

Ross: You look great. I, uh... I hate that. Carol: Sorry. You look good too.

Ross: Ah, well, in here, anyone who... stands erect... So what's new? Still, uh...

Carol: A lesbian?

Ross: Well... you never know. How's, um.. how's the family? Carol: Marty's still totally paranoid. Oh, and, uh- Ross: Why- why are you here, Carol? Carol: I'm pregnant. Ross: Pregnant?!

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company.]

Chandler: Oh, I think this is the episode of Three's Company where there's some kind of misunderstanding.

Phoebe:...Then I've already seen this one! (Turns off the TV.) Monica: (taking a drink from Joey) Are you through with that? Joey: Yeah, sorry, the swallowing slowed me down. Monica: Whose little ball of paper is this?!

Chandler: Oh, uh, that would be mine. See, I wrote a note to myself, and then I realized I didn't need it, so I balled it up and... (sees that Monica is glaring at him) ...now I wish I was dead. (Monica starts to fluff a pillow.)

Phoebe: She's already fluffed that pillow... Monica, you know, you've already fluffed that- (Monica glares at her.) -but, it's fine!

Monica: Look , I'm sorry, guys, I just don't wanna give them any more ammunition than they already have.

Chandler: Yes, and we all know how cruel a parent can be about the flatness of a child's pillow.

Phoebe: Monica- Hi! Um, Monica, you're scaring me. I mean, you're like, you're like all chaotic and twirly. And not-not in a good way. Joey: Yeah, calm down. You don't see Ross getting all chaotic and twirly every time they come.

Monica: That's because as far as my parents are concerned, Ross can do no wrong. Y'see, he's the Prince. Apparently they had some big ceremony before I was born.

Chandler: (looking out the window) Ew, ew, ew, ew ew ew ew ew! Monica: What?

Chandler: Ugly Naked Guy got a Thigh master! All: Eeaagh!

(Rachel enters from her room.)

Rachel: Has anybody seen my engagement ring? Phoebe: Yeah, it's beautiful.

Rachel: Oh God, oh God, oh God oh God oh God oh God.... (Starts to look under the couch cushions.) Phoebe: No, look, don't touch that!

Rachel: Oh, like I wasn't dreading tomorrow enough, having to give it back to him... 'Hi Barry! Remember me? I'm the girl in the veil who stomped on your heart in front of your entire family!' Oh God and now I'm gonna have to return the ring, without the ring, which makes it so much harder...

Monica: Easy Rach, we'll find it. (To all) Won't we! Chandler and Joey: Oh! Yeah!

Joey: Alright, when'd'ya have it on last?

Phoebe: Doy! Probably right before she lost it! Chandler: You don't get a lot of 'doy' these days...

Rachel: I know I had it this morning, and I know I had it when I was in the kitchen with... Chandler: ...Dinah?

Rachel: (looks at the lasagne and realizes something) Ohhhhh, don't be mad...

Monica: You didn't. Rachel: Oh, I am sorry...

Monica: I gave you one job! (Starts to examine the lasagne through the bottom of the glass pan.)

Rachel: Oh, but look how straight those noodles are!

Chandler: Now, Monica, you know that's not how you look for an engagement ring in a lasagne...

Monica: (puts down the lasagne) I just... can't do it. Chandler: Boys? We're going in.

(Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe start to pick through the lasagne as there's a knock on the door which Monica answers.) Ross: (standing outside the door).....Hi. Monica: Wow. That is not a happy hi. Ross: Carol's pregnant.

Phoebe: (while everyone else is stunned) Ooh! I found it! Monica: W-w-wh-... wha-... w-w-w-...

Ross: Yeah. Do that for another two hours, you might be where I am right about now. (He enters.)

Chandler: Kinda puts that whole pillow thing in perspective, huh, Mon?

Rachel: Well now, how-how do you fit into this whole thing?

Ross: Well, Carol says she and Susan want me to be involved, but if I'm not comfortable with it, I don't have to be involved.. basically it's entirely up to me.

Phoebe: She is so great! I miss her.

Monica: What does she mean by 'involved'?

Chandler: I mean presumably, the biggest part of your job is done. Ross: Anyway, they want me to go down to this- sonogram thing with them tomorrow.

Rachel: So what are you gonna do?

Ross: I have no idea. No matter what I do, though, I'm still gonna be a father.

(Joey starts to eat the rest of the lasagne and everyone turns and stares at him.)

Joey: .....Well, this is still ruined, right?

[Scene, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Ross are pouring wine for their parents.]

Mrs. Geller: Oh, Martha Ludwin's daughter is gonna call you. (Tastes a snack) Mmm! What's that curry taste? Monica: Curry.

Mrs. Geller: Mmmm!

Ross: I- I think they're great! I, I really do.

Mr. Geller: (To Ross) Do you remember the Ludwins? The big one had a thing for you, didn't she?

Mrs. Geller: They all had a thing for him. Ross: Aw, Mom...

Monica: I'm sorry, why is this girl going to call me?

Mrs. Geller: Oh, she just graduated, and she wants to be something in cooking, or food, or.... I don't know. Anyway, I told her you had a restaurant-

Monica: No Mom, I don't have a restaurant, I work in a restaurant. Mrs. Geller: Well, they don't have to know that... (She starts to fluff the same pillow Monica fluffed multiple times earlier.)

Monica: Ross, could you come and help me with the spaghetti, please? Ross: Yeah. (They go to the kitchen.)

Mrs. Geller: Oh, we're having spaghetti! That's.... easy.

大学生英语剧本篇五：大学流行话剧英语剧本

英语话剧剧本<美女与野兽>

7人，4男三女，一男为旁白，其余三男分别为美女父亲，野兽，花花公子，三女分别为美女大姐，美女二姐，美女

旁白：Hello,everybody,I am aside.today I will tell you a very very beautify story.Now let me introduce the members of this story first.(一个一个指着说)the father of the beauty,beast,playboy, the eldest sister of beauty,the second elder sister of beaty,and the leading role of our story----beauty.now,our beautyful story is begining.

第一幕：出场人物：美女父亲，美女大姐，美女二姐，美女

美女父亲(依依不舍的)：my dear daughters,I must go .

美女三姐妹(很担心的)：where will you go,father?Don't leave us!

美女父亲：I must go to a far away place,to talk a big business.If I talk succeed,then I will make very much money.

美女大姐，二姐：what!? Oh yeah! father,if you successful,please bring us some pretty thing! 美女父亲：what pretty thing do you want, my dear daughters?

美女大姐:I just want a diamond,,my dear father!

美女二姐:I just want a precious stone,my dear father!

美女父亲:OK,I will bring them to you.And you,(对着美女) my dear little beauty,what do you want?

美女:I want a pretty flower,daddy.I'll miss you.

美女父亲:I'll miss you too.But I have to leave.(转身离去)

美女大姐,二姐:good bye, father,rember to bring us a diamond and a precious stone!

美女:good bye, father,I'll very miss you!I love you!

第二幕: 出场人物: 美女父亲,野兽

旁白:the father of the beauty is going,one day he got a strange palce.He find he was lost his way.But a big castle appeared in his eyes.

美女父亲：woo~~~Its so big and so beauty castle.(上前敲门)hello!anybody?!plese open the door!(发现门是开着的）hen?the door has been opened.(走了进去)woo~~~so many delicious dishes,I'm so hungry now, I think the master of this castle is a kind and warmheart man.Let me eat something.(吃了起来,吃到一半突然发现前面的花园有许多鲜花)hen?Its so many flowers!I shall bring one to my little daughter beauty.(走过去采花)

野兽:You!

美女父亲(吃惊的):Oh no~~~~~

野兽:How dare you!I have give you eating But I dont think you are so greedy! I will kill you and eat you!

美女父亲:no!Please dont!I have three daughters!If I die ,they will very sad!

野兽:You have daughters?Do they beauty?

美女父亲:beauty!beauty!very beauty!espicially my little daughter , she like an angel!

野兽:Ok.Then I wont kill you.But you must take your little daughter to here.I want to see her! 美女父亲:o~~~I understande.

野兽:If you dont take her to here three days after, I will kill you and your daughters and eat you!

第三幕:出场人物:美女父亲,美女大姐,美女二姐,美女

旁白: when the father of beauty completed his business, he was going home and told his daughters

what happened.

美女(伤心的)：daddy,I love you!I wont let the beast kill you!

美女父亲：I wont let the beast touch you too!But he is so strong that nobody can defeat him! 美女大姐(对着美女说）：If you dont want the flower, that nothing will happened!Its your mistake!

美女二姐：why you want a flower ?Do you want to kill daddy?hen?!

美女：no!Idont!I will go to the place where the beast living.He said if me come that he wont kill daddy!

美女父亲：No ! my little beauty!You are my best love!Icant leave you!

美女：Dont worry,daddy.I will be back.trust me!(转身离去)

美女父亲:No!!!(哭泣~~~)

美女大姐二姐(悄悄离开)大姐:She must be eaten by the beast,hahaha~~~~~~(一起笑)

第四幕:出场人物:美女,花花工子,野兽

旁白:when the beauty was on the road, she was become aim by someone

花花公子:I am a handsome boy,I like beauty girl~~~

美女(对着他看了两眼):……

花花公子:woo~~~what a beauty girl!here is a present for you!(拿起一枚戒指)

美女:I dont want your present,I just wanna to save my daddy!

花花公子: Dont leave me , I need you, and I will help you to save your father,heihei~~~~(上前要动手动脚)

美女:Dont! Dont touch me !

野兽:What are you doing!

花花公子:a~~~~~(晕倒)

(美女吃惊地望着野兽)

野兽: You must be his daughter.

(美女点点头)

野兽:please come with me.

美女:woo~~~Its so nice castle.

野兽:This is my home ,do you like it?

美女:yes ,its so pretty.

野兽:this is your bad room,you can sleep here at night.

美女:en ~~~~And where you sleep?

野兽:I sleep in my room.

美女:o~~~~(松了一口气)

旁白:two week after

野兽:Do you feel happy living here?

美女:Yes ,I do. but I shall go home.I want to see my daddy!

野兽(突然认真的):now, tell me, Do you love me ?

美女:en~~~~~what?

野兽:Do you love me ?

美女:~~~~No,I wont love you,you just are a beast.

野兽(愤怒的):A~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!

(转身离去)

旁白:two hours later

野兽:Do you want go home ?Just go, never come back.

美女:Thank you.I think you are a kind man.

野兽:thanks . but I am nothing.

美女:bye~~~(转身离去)

旁白:one night the beauty make a dream,she dreamed the beast lied on his garden,and he will die soon.

美女:NO!(从梦中惊醒,飞快地奔向野兽城堡)

美女:Hoo no!Dont die!

野兽(躺在地上有气无力地):you have come~~~~.Didnt I told you never come back here? I will die soon.Just let me die.leave me~~~~~~

美女:No~~~I cant leave you, I love you~~~~

野兽:what ?

美女:I love you!

(野兽突然变成了王子)

王子:I love you too!

美女(吃惊地):your face , how handsome you are!

王子:I was maken magic by a old sorcess,only a beauty girl's ture love could broken the magic, now ,I do it now.

美女:OH~~~I love you , I wont leave you!(条件允许的话,抱

大学生英语剧本篇六：大学生英语戏剧 剧本 《道林格雷的画像》

The first scene: Dancing Ball

Characters: Dorian, Henry, Emily, the Picture, the Butler, Guests

Plot:This is the first time that Dorian has come to his grandfather’s house.In the dacing ball, the butler introduced the painter to the innocent Dorian.Henry came to interrupt them and poke fun at Dorian. Then,the painter wanted to make a picture of Dorian. Dorian accepted and they went to another room to finish the picture.However ,it was doomed to be the dealing of the soul. People were astonished by the marvelous picture after it had been made public.

the Butler：Dear sir , this is somebody you simply must meet

亲爱的先生，有个人你必须得见见

This is one of our finest artists Basil Hallward

他是我们这里最杰出的艺术家之一巴兹尔.沃德

Basil：Please，a humble student of beauty

拜托，在美丽面前我只是一个卑微的学生而已

Dorian: Nice to meet you, I am Dorian. Gray.

很高兴认识你，我是道林格雷

Henry: Cigarette?

抽烟吗？

Dorian: No thank you

不，谢谢

Henry: I find a cigarette to be the perfect pleasure

吸烟让人心情舒畅

It is exquisite and leaves one unsatisfied

它很优美，让人忘记烦恼

You're Kelso's grandson?

你是索科的孙子吧？

Dorian: Yes，Did you know him?

是的，你认识他吗？

Henry: I met him once. It was enough to give a cheer last month when he rasped his last sour breath.

曾经见过一次， 但不妨碍我为上个月这个老古董的断气好好庆祝一下

One assumes you inherited the withered old goat's estate? Being a little orphan isn't all bad

听闻你继承了那个老色鬼的遗产？ 看来做个孤儿不完全是坏事啊

"An earnest young man with a beautiful nature" according to the Butler

管家说的：“一个帅气而富有的年轻人。”

I'd pictured some freckled country oaf in ghastly dress. I see I was only half right

It could be worse

在我的印象里应该是个穿着破礼服的乡下呆子， 看来我只猜对一半， 现实可能还要更糟

Are you sure you won't take a cigarette? I get them directly from Cairo

你确定不要来根烟吗？ 这些可是我从开罗弄来的

Basil： I see you've met our charming host. Pay no attention to anything he tells you

你见过我们迷人的男主人了吧 别把它的话放在心上

Henry：How rude .Henry Wotton. I do hope our paths cross again Mr Gray

你太粗如了，我是亨利.奥托。希望能和你再次相聚，格雷先生

Dorian: Thank you for the cigarette(Coughs) cigarette

谢谢你的香烟

Basil：An acquired taste

习惯了就好了

Dorian: No it's actually quite pleasant. No I meant Henry(Giggles)

不，其实香烟抽起来不错啊，不，我是指亨利

（B give a paces of paper to D）

Ladies： That's quite a likeness

太像了

Basil：May I have an honor to service for you?

我能有这个荣幸帮你画画吗？

Dorian: Oh，my pleasure

我很高兴

画室

Henry： You see I envy you

瞧， 我嫉妒你

Dorian: me?

我？

Henry：because you have the only two things worth having. Youth and beauty

因为你拥有两样宝贝 年轻和美貌

There is no hereafter .So make it burn always with the hardest flame

人生无常啊 生命在于燃烧，最激情的燃烧

With this dram right now I nail my soul to the Devil's altar

一杯下肚，我愿意把灵魂献给恶魔的祭坛

Basil： Your picture awaits you Dorian

你的画像在等着你呢，格林

Henry：You’ll be the talk of the town. Both of you.

你们两个 一定会轰动全城的

Dorian: Is that really how I look? It’s just so„life„like„Better than life

我长相真的如此吗？画的的确„„很像.画像比现实要好

Henry：He’ll always look like that You, Mr. Gray, I’m afraid will not. In time, Mother Nature will come a very poor second

to Father Basil.

因为画像不会变老但是你，格雷先生，你却不能.时间会把一切变成巴兹尔爸爸一样老态龙钟

Basil：Some things are precious for not lasting.

宝贵的东西部一定要持久

Henry：Poppycock. We wither and scar because the gods are cruel and hateful

胡扯 因为上帝的残忍所以我们会老去凋谢

Dorian: Perhaps I should mail my soul to the Devil’s altar

也许我应该把我的灵魂献给恶魔

Henry：All that hocus-pocus, endless conjurations books bound in infant skin, pentacles of fire, drinking the blood of virgins, Dorian wouldn’t really barter his soul. Would you, Dorian? Would you?

那些不着边际的咒语，婴儿皮肤的书本、五芒星的火焰、处女之血道林不会真的用自己的灵魂去交换的对不对，道林？ 你会吗？ Dorian: Yes

我会

（公开画像，众人惊艳）

第二幕

The second scene: the Bar

Characters: Dorian, Henry

Plot: Henry invited Dorian to the bar, enjoying themselves. At the very beginning, Dorian appeared reserved, but Henry induced him to degenerate. On the way ……（H= Henry D= Dorian）

H: I have news for you. It seems my wife is with child.（我有事要和你说。我妻子怀孕了。）

D: Oh, congratulations. （哦，恭喜你啊）

H: don’t be absurd. It is the beginning of the end. So allow me to enjoy my freedom for the last time. （别开玩笑了，这是末日的开端。所以我要

好好享受最后一次。）

ENTER A BAR

H：ah, Alan. （你好啊，艾伦）

A man: Henry. Seeking for pleasure at last, I see. (最终要爽一下了，我了解。)

H: come along, ladies. (来陪陪我，小姐们)

Women: it is good to see you.

D: where are we? (这是什么地方？)

H：a paradise for man. It won’t be long before you find the suitable one. (男人的天堂,你很快就会有目标的)

【Henry and Dorian are surrounding by women.】

（ a woman gives a opium pipe to Dorian. 一个女人递给道林一支烟枪 ）

D: no, (watching around 看了一下四周)，does your wife know you come here? （你妻子知道你来这里么？）

H：my dear child, marriage makes a lie become absolutely necessary of life.(我亲爱的孩子，婚姻使得欺骗成为生活中的必须。)

D：well, perhaps I have a stronger conscience.(也许我的道德底线比较高)

H：conscience is just a polite term for cowardice.（所谓良心不过是一种说起来比较好听的懦弱）。【henry sucks a pipe, henry 吸一口鸦片】。No civilized man regrets a pleasure. (文明人不该耻于寻欢作乐) 【henry hands the pipe to Dorian. henry 将烟枪递给道林】

【Dorian cautiously sucks the pipe. It seems that Dorian begins to enjoy it. 道林

小心翼翼地吸了一口烟 ，看起来开始慢慢享受起来。】

H：you see. The only way to get rid of temptation is to give in to it. Be searching for new sensations, Dorian. (脱诱惑最好的方法就是屈服于它。寻求新的感觉吧，道林)

A woman: come, Dorian. (来吧，道林)

H：forbid yourself nothing. Go, nobody will know.

( 打开束缚。去吧，没人会知道的)

The woman: come with me (随我来)

……

Dorian comed home drunkenly. He heared some strange noise from the picture. Dorian found the picture became

ugly and horrible. He moved it aside and kept it secretlty.

第三幕

（Basil进房找Dorian, D正在寻乐当中）

B：I beg your pardon？

请你原谅

D： Did you want me?

有事情找我吗？

B： I am here to see you. I will have a new exhibition in Paris. In fact I wanted to ask a question of you Dorian. I’d like to make your portrait my principal piece. That picture is my finest work and it'd be greatly appreciated…I haven't seen it myself in months. You’re very protective of it，aren't you?

我要见你。我要在巴黎举办一场新画展。其实我想问你件事情，道林。我想把你的画像放在画展中央。那画是我最佳作品，它一定会引起轰动。我好几个月没有看见它了。你一直小心保存着呢，是吧？

D: Indeed I am. I’m very sorry Basil, but it's just too precious. I won't have it out of the house.

当然。很抱歉，巴兹尔，它太珍贵了。我不希望它离开我的房子。

B: But then it isn't so unreasonable to borrow it back a little while.

但把它借回去一小段时间也没什么不好啊。

D: I’m not sure that I’ve ever… fully expressed my gratitude…

我不确定我是否…确切的表达了我的感激之情。

B：I hardly think…When I look at you I find it impossible to imagine. But I know you're treating people poorly. Even me. When I ask you the small favor that you loan me my own picture…

我不觉得…当我看着你，我的确难以相信。但是我知道，你对别人非常残忍。包括对我。我只有一个小小的请求，借回那幅本属于我的画。

D：Is that what this is about?

你就是为了说这个？

B：No it's about a good deal more! （冲着D喊）（往后退，背对D）Dorian…（D要推时B突然向后转）What happened to the Dorian Gray I painted?

远远不止这些！……道林……我画的那个道林格雷到底发生什么事了？

D：You just don't understand. I will always … be that Dorian. Can I trust you Basil? Would you like to see why you can never exhibit that picture?

你不明白。我一直…是那个道林。我能相信你吗，巴兹尔？你想知道为什么你不能展出那幅画了吗？

(D把B逮到阁楼画像前，掀开遮布给B看画像。)

D：What's the matter? Don't you recognize me?

怎么了？你还能认出我吗？

B：What have you? That thing… It isn't what…

怎么会这样？那个东西…不是我当初…

D：Together we've created something beautiful. It’s a miracle. Look at me. (突然转过B的头)Look at me, because of your painting…

我们共同创造了某种美丽的东西。像神话一般。看看我.……看看我！因为你的画像…

B: It’s not…

它不是…

D: （抓B的手摸向自己的脸）this will never age, will never scar. (放开收，走向镜子)Can you even imagine. Being able to do anything you please…and live out every whim and impulse while the world just sees you gleam?

永远不会衰老，不会留疤。……你能想象吗，随心所欲…每天充满了新鲜和刺激。对于世界你不再是转瞬即逝的流星。

B: This isn't you. I know this isn't you. We can stop it!

这不是你。我知道这不是你。我们可以阻止它！

D: Basil, please, don't.

巴兹尔，求你，不要。

B: Don't you see that… this must be destroyed? Dorian, I want to help you. We'll find a priest or a spirit-worker.

你难道不觉得应该毁了它吗？道林，我想帮你。我们可以找一个牧师或者灵魂师。

(Scrape of broken glass)

B: There's good in your heart. I’ve seen it. You're not this… this devil!

我看得出你良心未泯。你不是这个…这个魔鬼！

D: I’m a god.

我是神。

D：(B转身要离开)Basil.

巴兹尔。

D：(B已经转过身)Basil! （D跑过去，从背后抱住B并用镜子的碎片用力刺入B的脖子。放开手，B慢慢转身，手摸着脖子倒坐下来面对D。D后退，惊吓到，并挣扎了一下但很快镇定下来，用镜子前的废旧布把自己握玻璃划破的手包扎了下。D镇定的走向B，并把玻璃拔出来。B翻身想走却无力直接躺了下来。D跪在B前面，右手高举玻璃，脸上表情狰狞，用力把玻璃扎向B，并重复次动作。血溅了D一脸一身，D拿起B的围巾擦拭着自己脸上的血迹并闻着血腥味。）

巴兹尔！

（画像变得更丑了！）

第四幕 25 years later ，Henry’s daughter came back from a foreign university, Harry hold a party to welcome her back.（25年后，哈利的女儿留学归来，哈利举办一场宴会欢迎她的归来。）

On the party

A woman: Congratulation, Henry! Your daughter has graduated from a key university and is coming back(恭喜你了，女儿终于学成归来了。)

H：well, how time flies! 25 years has gone! Oh, she said she will give me a surprise. ( 是啊，转眼二十五年就过去了。她还说要给我个惊喜呢.)

Enter Emily A：Dad!爸爸

H：Oh, My dear honey.(哦。我的小公主回来啦。)

E：Dad, I want to introduce a man to you. He is Dorian, my boyfriend.我想介绍一个人给你认识。道林

Enter Dorian 【道林进场】

D: Well, here I am .（我来了） [慢慢走进]

A old woman: Dorian, you look so....so...magnificent. (道林，你看起来简直···简直···光彩照人)(表现出十分惊讶)

H: what a……Surprise. Dorian 。Well come back. Some champagne?(真是个太惊喜啊,道林,欢迎回来，来杯香槟吗?)

E：dad, you know Dorian? (爸爸，你认识道林吗？)

D：yes, we were friends. (我们以前是朋友)

H: yes, we were friends.【stare at Dorian】 en; I want to talk to you for a few minutes, Dorian? (是的，老朋友啦。我想和你单独谈谈，道林？)

【they walk to the quiet place.两人走到一个安静一点的地方】

D：Harry, I ……

H：how dare you! She is my daughter. （你竟敢这样！她是我的女儿！）

D: Harry, I’ve changed. （我已经改变了）

H: huh, you’ve changed? But you don’t change, do you? Dorian, Why is that? （你已经改变了？ 但是你从来没变过，不是吗？ 道林，为什么会这样？）

D: harry, you are my oldest friend……（ 亨利，我们是老朋友了）

H：oldest friend? You’re against nature! You stay away from my daughter! (老朋友？你已经违反了自然规律了！离我女儿远点！) D: I didn’t mean to……(这不是我的本意……)

H: stay away from her! (离她远点！)

E:【走了过来】dad, Dorian. Is everything ok? （爸爸，道林，你们还好吧？）

H：My dear daughter you can’t be close to him！And you! [指向道林] stay away from my family! (我亲爱的女儿，你不能和他接近)。而你，以后离我的家人远点。

E：dad! Why?

H: He is old enough to be you father. Now! You leave here, right now. 他老的都可以做你父亲了！现在，你给我离开这里。

【道林往外走】

E：Dorian! I should apologies for my father. (请原谅我的父亲)

D：No, heis right.他没有错。I want to live a new life,(我想重新开始)。

【道林离开】

第五幕

The fifth scene: Dorian’s room

Characters: Dorian, Henry, Emily, the Butler

Plot: Henry went to Dorian’s home and intended to talk with him. For Dorian had not yet arrived, Henry had to wait for him. Henry was led to the picture by its sound. Almost on the verge of lifting the cloth which is covering the picture, he was prevented by Dorian who had been back at that moment. They quarreled with each other. Dorian was about to take Henry by the throat. Dorian distracted for Emily’s coming. Then all of sudden, Henry lifted the cloth. What Henry saw is that the picture had greatly deformed. Shocked and frightened, Henry pulled his daughter away from Dorian and left. Emily broke loose her father’s drag and rushed into Dorian. Henry hugged Emily closely and left. Dorian regretted for what he had done greatly. He let Emily leave himself alone. At last, Dorian and the picture perished together.

H：Is Dorian home？

道林在家吗？

B：No. He has not yet returned.

不在。他还么有回来。

H: I will wait till he come.

那我等等，直至他回来。

(亨利被画像发出的声音引到画像处，欲掀开画像，男主人刚来到)

D：Harry

亨利

H：I want to see it

我想看看它。

D: See what?

看什么？

H: Basil's picture. The picture was destroyed years ago

巴兹尔的画。那幅画很多年前就毁了。

D: I never liked it

我从来没有喜欢过它。

H: Show me

大学生英语剧本篇七：大学生搞笑小品剧本

小品剧本《晚会前夕》

地点：某男生宿舍

人物：学生四人

老大：哎呀，哎呀，哎呀。。。。。。又是一个白天过去了。。

老三：上课一排全睡，魔兽如痴如醉，dota不知疲惫，短信发到欠费，抽烟搓麻全会，白酒

两瓶不醉，逃课成群结队，大学生活万岁！

老二：我着急啊我，不怕名花有主，只怕不敢松土。如果有一天我变成流氓，请告诉别人，

我纯真过……

老大：人活着真累，站着知想睡，上车得排队，吃饭没香味，上课特疲惫，咳！发个短信还

得收费！哥们，让一下，你挡着我的手机信号了。(坐下）哎，还是宿舍而舒服啊。

老三：大哥，今天肚子里馋虫出来了，咱们要不要改善一下伙食啊？

老二：精神失常的疯子不可怕，可怕的是精神正常的疯子，刚吃了一份蛋炒饼，不要鸡蛋！

服务员楞住了：不要鸡蛋，不就是素炒饼吗？

老三：嗯。。老。。老大，他欺负我。

老大：行了，别闹了，烦不烦啊。

老二：哎，大哥，就那事儿，你能保证老四就肯帮咱们嘛！！

老大：如果医生能保证治好病人的病，世界上就不会有死人了！

老三：那可如何是好？再说老四已经帮过咱们这么多次了，怪只怪咱不争气，要是……

老大：老三多虑了。我又不是和白开水长大的，看我的！

老四上

老四：我最大的梦想就是变成一只蜗牛，一出生就有一套属于自己的房间住！可是理想很丰

满，现实却很骨感。生，容易；生活，不容易啊！！

当当当，进门

老四：吆喝，老大老二老三，你们都在啊！

老大：老四回来啦

老四：嗯，刚去了一趟学院楼，找了点东西。（坐下整理东西）

这时老四在看书，三人商量着谁上去跟老四说

老大：哎哟---老四这么认真啊，不愧是我们宿舍的好榜样-------人品好、学习棒、做事不马

虎，对不对？

老二：对对对！那绝对是我们宿舍一杆旗！

老三：对，那绝对是骗人的

老大：对……嗯，去，捣什么乱，就拿做事什么的来说吧，没老四绝对不行！别人都说了：

美国有比尔盖茨，我们宿舍有老四

老二：唉，是不是有点过了！

老大：去！

老四：行啦行，一进来就给我带高帽子，今天怎么回来这么早？你那个什么多少届全体室员

代表大会多少次舍长常务会议暨扩大会议开完啦？

老大：刚刚闭幕！

老四：又有什么新的指示？

老二：昨晚深夜秘密接到短信，说清考时间就安排在4月六号，还不到一星期，我们几个都

快疯了，老四，你看看我们都这样了。。。。

老四：4月6号？？？（沉思状）

老二：四哥，四哥……

老四：好么，这么一会儿就成哥了啊，现在都傻了吧，早干嘛去了，以前是谁啊，一个劲嫌我烦。

老大：老二，怎么那么没骨气，丢人，（拽开老三），不要太过分了，老四，有事情好商量，不要影响了宿舍和谐，（摩拳擦掌）三人一起

老四：你。。。你们要干嘛？

老大：要干嘛？？哼哼。。。马上（一把攥在老四的手），四哥，以前小弟不懂事，我知道错了，为了表达我真挚的诚意，我决定为您唱首歌。

老二：大哥，不要啊。。。。。。

老三：危险。。。。。。

老大：我愿意为你，我愿意为你，我愿意为你。。。。。。

（老二，老三作呕吐状）5

老四：（心脏病突发作，踉跄地道老大身边）大哥，看宿舍四年情意的份上，您饶了我吧，人家唱歌要钱，您唱歌要命啊，我答应了还不成吗？

老大：（回头冲老三老二）搞定，服吗？

老二：大哥，佩服，您这招太卑鄙，不，太厉害了，偶像啊（做呕吐状）

老三：同。。同。。同。。

老二：同意（对老三）

老三：理。。。解万岁。（击掌）

老大：这次要依仗四哥你了，我们兄弟几个感激不尽，您对我们的大恩大德，我们没齿难忘，对您的敬仰如滔滔江水连绵不绝。。。。。。

老四：行了，行了，没玩没了了。说，要我帮忙做什么事啊？

老二：你说学校也真是的，清考也不早通知，别说准备了，连心里准备都没有。

老三：是。。是。。是啊。有点儿。。。不厚道

老大：说这些还有啥用啊，清考可咋整啊，我还有4科呢！！！

老二：我还有5科

老三：我还有6科，

三人齐：苍天啊，大地啊，那位神仙大姐来帮帮我们啊。5天我们准保考不过啊。

老大：考不过我就毕不了业啊，

老三：毕不了业，我就找不到工作啊，

老二：找不到哦我就没钱，没钱我就。。。（哭丧着脸）四哥。。。。。。老二发现老四在偷笑 老二：大哥，老四有问题他在嘲笑我们

老大：老四，不带这样的啊，你不能幸灾乐祸啊

老三：对，有。。。有点。。不厚道 这时老四笑的更疯了

老二：老大，他是不是疯了，咱还能指望他吗？

老三：有。。。有点，难度。 老大：他笑的好诡异，我怎么感觉有什么阴谋啊

老二，三：恩恩。。。。有问题。

老四：别的我就不多说了，今天什么日子你们自己看，别怪我没提醒你们啊。。。

三人齐：什么日子啊，4月1号啥日子啊？愚人节！！！ 老大：诶呀！！我靠，聪明一世糊涂一时啊！！ 老二：天啊，我一世英明尽毁于此（跪倒，捶胸顿足）

老三：（拉起老二）别。。别这样，你啥时候英明过啊？

老二：（想了想，安慰状）还真没有啊！！！

老四：哥几个节哀顺变，上当了是好事儿啊！至少你们知道形式紧迫啦，现在好好准备还来得及，这件事，要真是，真的，你们岂不是死的很难看啊！

老大：可即使是这样，还是没底啊！（老二，三。同意状）

老四：现在还不算太晚，你们好好看书，没有什么一定不行的，这是各个科目的清考答疑时间，好好看，看自己那几科，到时候不要忘了啊1(三人欣喜)

老大：（接过来）微积分，电磁场 老二：信号，单片机 老大：（激动）老二，老三，我看见希望了。 老二：恩人啊。。。。。。 老三：恩人啊。。。。。。

老大：（想了一会儿）亲人啊。。。。 老四：等会儿，那今天的水谁打啊？

三人齐：老四！！！！！！ 老四：MY GOD!!!!!!一群白眼狼！！（转身离去）

老大：（拉住老四）老四我们错了。没有你谁来提醒我们打扫卫生 老三：对啊，没钱的时候找谁借钱啊 老二：挂科的时候也没人替我补课啦 老三：忘了吃饭的时候谁来帮我们吃啊。。。。。。带盒饭啊 老二：就是，没有你谁来提醒我约会啊 老三：没有你早上谁来叫我们起床啊 老二：没有你谁半夜来安慰我啊 三人齐：啊？？？ 老二：受伤的心灵。。。。 老大（唱）没有你的世界寸步难行）记得又一次半夜我胃疼叫你两谁也不动只有老四醒了，给我倒水吃药那晚我们两都失眠了。 老二：你快回来，我们的生活不能没有你。 老四：还记得我们刚来的时候吗？ 老大：刚来的时候，我们背着大包小包来到了这间宿舍。 老三：是我第一个轻轻推开咱们宿舍的大门。 老二：是啊。老三，我还记得我问的第一句是：你的家乡是哪儿？第二句话是厕所在哪儿？ 老四：当时，我来的时候大家还不是很熟，就是咱们老大为不打破这尴尬的局面（自豪）很可以的放了一个屁（愧疚丢人） 老二：我还记得那个时候老三还亲切的说。 老三：听这口音不像本地人啊！ （羞）（痛快的笑）老大：那个时候我们谈家乡，谈高考，有理想，有抱负，血气方刚，有什么都想搀和热情是那样的高..。。。。。 老三：是啊，最怀念的是那段日子 老二：时间为什么就过得那么快啊？ 老大：就到了毕业的日子，不知

道毕业后的日子会怎么样？ 老四：毕业了以后，就不能像现在一样在一起打打闹闹了 老二：毕业了以后，就不能像现在一样在一起说说笑笑了 老三：毕业了以后，就不能像现在一样在一起侃天侃地了 老大：但是毕业了以后，有一样东西是变不了，那就是我们的兄弟情谊，你们永远是我们的好兄弟！！！1 齐声点头：嗯！！！！！！

老四：睡在我上铺的兄弟，无声无息的你，你曾经问我的那些问题，如今再没人问起， 音乐起，《睡在我上铺的兄弟》

大学生英语剧本篇八：英语短剧剧本——大学生活的意义

True meaning of college life 旁白一：What’s the true meaning of the life? This question is hovering in my mind when I entered the college。（多镜头切换，从不同视角拍主角在在操场行走）

生活的真正意义是什么？当我迈进大学开始，这个问题就在我的脑海盘旋。

（开始回忆最开始进入大学的时候）I still remember that day when I came here first day.（提着行李箱，站在南门，抬头着校门对大学充满了期望）As time goes by, I feel more and more confused about the college life. Because this problem has been bothering me for long. I try my best to find the answer, but everybody has his own feeling.

我仍然记得我第一天来到这里的情形。时光流逝，我对于大学生活越来越困惑。这个问题困扰我很久了，我尽我所能的去寻找答案，但是人人都有自己的理解。

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第一人：

旁白：Hey, guy, may I ask what university life is like in your mind?

同学，请问你心中的大学生活是什么样子的?

A: well, speaking of university life, it should be rich. In my opinion, we shouldn’t waste the time. What we should do is to make good use of every minute. What’ more, young as we are, university life should be filled with passion. We should go out for the outside world, experiencing something new.

A：奥，大学生活啊，应该是充实的。在我看来，不应该任时间被浪费掉。应该充分利用每一分钟。其次，对于年轻人而言，大学生活还应该是富有激情的。我们要多出去见识一下世面，多闯荡闯荡。

B:I rarely surf the Internet in my daily life, sometimes I just do for some profiles and current affairs. In my opinion,I think we should go out for a walk more, rather than stay in the dormitory, chat on the Internet, see some bad idol drama.Oh,look at this book,it is very wonderful and amazing,it is useful. I’ve been appealed to it.Oh .I am so sorry, It is time for listening.

翻译：我平时很少上网，偶尔上网也是为了查查资料，了解时事而已啦。在我看来，我们应该多出去走走，而不是天天呆在宿舍，上网聊天，看些乱七八糟的偶像剧。看看这本书，它非常的精彩，也非常的有用。我已经被它深深的吸引了。哦，非常抱歉，我该练习听力了！

第三人：

旁白：hey, guy, what are you doing? C: studying of course, what else will you do, if you don’t study on campus? Shit! Stand by please, I’m very busy. Don’t bother me, OK? Come on! Come on! Come on! Oh my GOD!

OK! OK! Take it easy. Frankly speaking, as an adult, what the most important is enjoying yourself here and now. We have no time before we really go to work. Don’t you think so?

C：当然是在学习吗！来大学不学习，那是来干什么的！

第四人：

D: Stupid Cunt! College isn’t the ivory tower that you have imagined! College is bridge which relates us to society. College students are supposed to take a knowledge for the society in

advance and get out for the outside world!(QQ声音响起)Oh，It is high time that I talked about the practical job. Don’t bother me.

旁白二：Having listened to all the answer, life is becoming more vast and hazy for me. I think it is not what I want. What exactly university life is like; I cannot wait for a second to find out the answer. I want to get more.

在听了他们的答案后，我对生活更加迷茫。我想这不是我要的答案。那大学生活打底应该想什么样啊？我等不及了，我想知道更多的答案。

Scene 2

E: Now I am finally experiencing the university which I have been dreaming for a long time! I have dreamt about the university life is this?

(早上9点才起床，伸懒腰，戴上眼镜。在床上完了一会手机，一晃就10点半啦。慢吞吞的下床，继续打游戏)

E: However, now this is like:

(凌晨5点半起床，匆匆忙忙起床，在电脑上查阅资料，写作业，一直重复这样的工作直到12点，才缓缓地上床睡觉。

F: Now that we have come to university, I thought it would be like this:

But actually:

(与美女擦肩邂逅，共同学习，约会；实际上，碰了一个哥们儿，成为了好基友)

旁白三：My dormitory mates don’t give me the answer. I would figure out my life. I would catch the true meaning of the college life.

我的室友没有给我答案。我想自己去追寻生活，我自己去找寻真谛。

Scene 3

C: Hi! Did you see the recruitment of a variety of part-time job? It sounds nice!

嗨，你看到了很多兼职在招人吗？听上去不错额！

D: I saw that! There would be a lot of little posters around the university, says “Recruitment……100 Yuan an hour.” I have just done plenty of part-time jobs, such as a private tutor, a laptop salesman, a KFC salesman and so on. Let me see, oh, adding up to five .I think that I could make much money.

我看见了。校园里到处都是很多小广告，上面写着“招聘……一小时100元”我已经找了很多兼职了，比如家教，电脑销售员，肯德基服务员等等。让我想想，加起来有5个吧。我想这可以转不少的钱啦

C: Oh my god, five? You must be crazy. You have taken in so many part-time jobs, will you have enough time to complete your study? Don’t forget that you have also joined the Student’s Union. 我的天哪，5个？你肯定是疯了。你找了这么多兼职，你还是时间学习吗？别忘了，你还参加了学生会额。

D: You thought too much, association is just a few people gathering around for playing, how busy

can we be?（OK,OK,I know ,Thank you for giving me the opportunity）, I’m gonna have an interview, baby, wait for me here!

你想多了，学生会只是一群人聚在一起玩，我们怎么可能会忙啊？（好的，好的，谢谢你给我这次机会），我现在有一个面试，亲爱的，等我啊！

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Midnight

深夜

C: Why did you come back so late? Is it that you have found a girl in the society and unwilling to come back to dormitory again?

你怎么回来这么晚啊？是不是在外面找了个女朋友不愿意回寝室啦？

D: Stop it! What are you babbling? I got up early in the morning to help them publicize our society, in the afternoon I attended a meeting ,and I just come back from my part-time job. Tomorrow I’ll get up early to prepare a plan. How can I have the time to meet girls?

闭嘴吧！你脑子在想些什么？我一大早起床帮助他们安排学生工作，下午我又去开会，我现在才做了兼职回来。明早我还得准备一个策划啊。我哪有时间约会？

C:See what. I’ve told you. You have undertaken too much works, sooner or later you’ll get your hands full.

看吧，我早告诉你了，你做这么多工作，迟早你会手忙脚乱的。

D:Then you’re satisfied to sit here and play LOL with you all day along?

总比你安于待这儿整天打游戏吧

C: You must have forgotten that it is tomorrow that the higher mathematics homework should be hand on.

你肯定忘了明天高数课要交作业啊。

D: What? Come on, let me copy yours. There is no time!!

什么，快，让我抄一下，没时间了

C: It is you to write the movie script of your English group, you won’t be able to finish them all. 你还要写英语剧本额，你肯定不可能完成的。

旁白四：I will complete my college life. Although I have done so many matters, I make my life mess. I found that I am not what I just thought. I don’t become a xueba, I don’t find a girlfriend……I am still caught in trouble. Maybe you have got an better answer?

我即将完成我的学业。尽管我做了很多，但是我却将他们弄得一团糟。我发现我和当初想的完全不一样。我没有成为学霸，没有找到女朋友……我还是迷茫。也许你会有更好的答案。

结尾视频：(大家一起拍)From this video, I don’t know whether you understand college life. But no matter what you do , no matter what you think ,never waste your every minute. （最后一句大家一起说）Because time doesn’t wait you!

从这个短片中，我不知道你们是否明白大学生活的真谛，但是不管你还在做什么，不管你还在想什么，都不要浪费你的每一分钟。因为时间不会等你！

大学生英语剧本篇九：大学英语小组表演剧本

POLICE AND THIEF-“First-rank Police”

旁白：这是一个安静而又漆黑的夜晚，一名行踪不明的男子在街上游荡。 A: it’s a quiet and unusual night, one suspicious man is wandering in a street.

小偷：最近手头有点紧，去商店偷点东西，当做这几天伙食了，随便再弄点高档货，变卖赚点钱。嘿嘿，好主意！

T：These days, I don’t have some money. I think I should steal something that be my meals in a shop. And I can also get something, sale them for my pocket money. Yeah, it’s a good idea.

旁白：过了会后，小偷若无其事的走进商店，偷了点东西（我想是个惯犯）。走出商店后,随后走了一会后，一名路人醉醺醺的走了过来。

A: After a while, the thief get into the shop as usual, steal something.( I think he is a recidivist) Getting out the shop ,the thief walk along the street , soon ,a

passerby A is coming who is in drink.

路人A:呵呵。我醉了吗？不，我没醉！哈哈！

PA: oh, I’m drunk? No, No, I’m not drunk. Wu „

旁白：小偷与路人甲撞在了一起。

A: The thief runs into the passerby A.

小偷：哦，我的天啊，你在做什么啊！你闻起来味道好难闻啊！

T: Oh, my god! What are you doing? You are so smelly. 路人甲：哦？对不起啊，我不知道我为什么会撞到你。你没事吧？

PA: OH? I’m sorrow. I don’t know why I will run into you? Are you ok?

旁白：就在这个时候，另一边，商店销售员发现了东西被偷了，于是报了警。销售员甲乙和警察一起追了上来。

A: In the meantime, on the other side, the shop assistants find something is stolen. So they call the police and chase the thief with the police.

销售员甲：sir，你看，那小偷就在那边，我们跑的快点，我们快要抓到他了！ AA: sir, you see, the thief is there, we run faster, we will catch him at once.

警察：不要担心，我相信我们能抓住他的。我可是一流的警察哟。没有人能从我手上溜走。

P: Don’t be worried, I believe we can catch him. I’m a first-rank cop. No one can flee on my hands.

销售员甲：YES.SIR！

旁白：不久小偷也看到了警察和销售员追了上来，小偷感到有些害怕，于是推了路人甲一把（醉汉倒地），撒腿就跑。

A: soon after, the thief see the cop and assistants, he feels afraid. So, knock down the passerby A, running away. 警察：站住，不要跑，你是跑不掉的。

P: stand here, don’t run, you can’t done that.

接上：跑了一会后小偷自己也觉得逃跑很困难，而在此时刚好有一路人乙走了过来，小偷立马把他抓住，将他作为人质（拿着凶器），就在此时警察他们也赶到了。

A: Later, the thief feel it’s difficult to flee, in the meantime, passerby B is coming, so the thief grasps him at first. Police and assistants also arrive there.

小偷：不要再靠近，如果你们靠近了，我将杀了他，我真会那样做的。

T: don’t be closer, if you do, I will kill him, I will do it. It’s true.

路人乙：不要杀我啊，我是无辜的。

PB: Don’t kill me, I’m harmless.

警察：好的，我们不会靠近的，你冷静下来，好吧？

P：Ok, we don’t move closer, you are calming down, ok? 销售员乙：对，不要杀人啊，那些东西就算是送你的了,要冷静,万事好商量 AB: Of course, don’t kill the man, you will owe those things, Calm down, all thing can be told.

旁白：此时，路人甲又出现了，并且无意识的从后面靠近小偷，将要靠近的时候，突然路人甲觉得有些恶心，“哦”的一声，把酒吐了出来，刚好吐在了小偷的头上(小偷一惊，不知所措)。

A: right now, passer A turns up again and close to the thief unconsciously. But now, passerby A feels sick, oh, the wine is disgorged and it’s on the thief’s head exactly.

路人甲：对不起啊，这只是一个意外，呵呵！

PA: I’m so sorry. It’s only an accident, he he!

旁白：cop看到机会，就飞快的跑过去，抓住了小偷。

A: police see the chance. Run fast and catch the thief. 警察：你看，我没有说谎吧，我的确是一名优秀的警察哟。吼吼！

P：you see, I don’t tell lies, I’m indeed a first-rank police.

旁白：警察与路人甲对话。

A: Cop talks to the passerby A

警察：做的好，孩子（boy），我要奖励你一份礼物。

P：Well-done. Boy, you can get one thing.

路人甲：我不要其它东西，我只想一杯啤酒，要冰过的哟。

PA: I don’t want others. I only want a cup of iced bear. 旁白：此时销售员乙看着警察。

A：this moment, assistant B stare at the cop.

销售员乙：哦！最后我终于知道了你为何说自己是一名优秀的警察！（鄙夷的表情）。

AB: Yeah. I know you’re indeed a first-rank police at last. You are right.

大学生英语剧本篇十：英语剧本

两位女大学生出去找兼职，却被欺骗。

Cast

Gwen: Senior high school student

Rita: Mom / Customer A

Fanny: Waitress

Ivy: Gwen‟s friend

David: Father / Customer B

Willie: Boss

SCENE I

Father and Mother are at home. Gwen just gets home.

Gwen: I‟m home, Mom, Dad.

Mom: How‟s your day, Gwen?

Gwen: Not bad. I‟m tired of taking buses to school every day.

Father: Why?

Gwen: The bus is so crowded every morning.

Mom: I don‟t understand. What‟s your point?

Gwen: I want to buy a motorcycle – a Harley.

Father: What!! Harley! Are you insane?

Mom: (to father) Calm down. (to Gwen) I understand your situation. I would agree if you want to buy anormal motorcycle, but Harley! Forget it.

Gwen: But I want it so much. I‟ve always wanted one.

Father: OK. I can contribute some for the motorcycle, but you have to pay the rest yourself.

Mom: I agree with your dad.

Gwen: Oh! Yes! Are you sure? But I don‟t have any money to pay for it!

Father: You can use your New Years‟ Red Envelope money or find a part-time job. Gwen: Hey, it sounds like a great idea to get a part-time job.

Mom: You have to keep your eyes open when you look for a part-time job. Gwen: Don‟t worry. I‟ll be careful.

Father: I can give you some advice and experience. When I was a teenager, I used to work as a

porter. It was very tough, but I learned how to be responsible and how to use time. So will you.

(change of tone) I remember I almost lost my life one day.

Gwen: Thanks, Dad. I think I can handle it. I‟ll be careful.

SCENE II

Gwen: Ivy, I want to find a part-time job. Are you interested in getting one for yourself, too?

Ivy: It sounds great! I can search on the Internet for job opportunities.

Gwen: Then I can look at the ads in the newspaper.

(After 2 to 3 minutes)

Gwen: Look! Here‟s something interesting. It looks good.

Ivy: Let me see… let‟s make a phone call to see what the job is about.

(Phone rings. Gwen and Ivy are calling the “I Need You” Company.)

Boss: This is “I Need You” company! May I help you?

Ivy: I need a part-time job, and I saw your ads in the newspaper, so …

Boss: I see! Could you come to our company this Wednesday afternoon?

Ivy: What?

Boss: Oh! We‟d like to interview you personally.

Ivy: Is it alright if my friend comes along?

Boss: No problem. You and your friend can come together.

Ivy: Thank you. Bye.

Boss: You‟re welcome. See you! (hangs up.)

Gwen: What did he say?

Ivy: He said we can have interviews this Wednesday afternoon.

Gwen: Great! Let‟s do it. We can meet there.

Ivy: I‟m a little bit nervous.

Gwen: It‟ll be fine. Don‟t worry.

SCENE III

(Wednesday afternoon, Gwen and Ivy are at the “I Need You” Company. They enter the com-

pany.)

Boss: Hi, nice to meet you! Have a seat! Take it easy. O.K.! First, do you have any work ex-

perience?

Gwen: No.

Ivy: Me, either.

Boss: That‟s O.K. You‟re just what our company needs. You can learn on the job. Second, do

you have any talents? Like dancing or singing?

Ivy: Well….

Gwen: I love singing. My friend says I sing well.

Boss: Very good!

Ivy: May I ask what this job is about? What do you want us to do?

Boss: It‟s easy. You just need to sing and chat with customers. They might give you some ex-

tra tips if they like you.

Gwen: Oh! It sounds great! I can get a lot of money! I‟ll take this job! What do you think, Ivy?

Ivy: Umm… but I‟m not good at singing or dancing.

Boss: It‟s O.K.! Fanny…

Fanny: Yes.

Boss: She can teach you how to do this job well. It‟s not hard.

Gwen: How about the salary?

Boss: Ha, ha! As to the salary, I won‟t disappoint you. I promise you‟ll be a rich girl

in a few

days. (shows acunning smile)

Ivy: I don‟t think I can do it. It sounds fishy to me. I think we should ask more about what

exactly we have to do.

Gwen: Come on! Take it easy. It‟s a good opportunity. We‟ll make a lot of money. Just think

about the money!

Ivy: No, I‟m sorry. I guess the job is not for me.

Gwen: All right! Suit yourself.

Ivy: Good luck. Bye. (exits)

Fanny: Hi. Hmm…(looks at Gwen from head to toes) I think I‟ll change th e way you look, O.K.? (She starts to

change Gwen‟s hair style and her clothes and shoes; she also puts make-up on Gwen) SCENE IV

(Gwen‟s first day of work at a bar)

Customer A: Wow, Fanny! Look at that girl! What a cute girl!

Customer B: I‟ve never seen her before. Who is she?

Fanny: This is Gwen. It‟s her first day here.

Gwen: Hi. (She appears shy and uneasy.)

Customer A: Come sit beside me.

Customer B: Dance with me. (They both drag Gwen‟ arms.)

Gwen: Umm… What‟s this all about? What‟s going on? (Gwen starts to cry and turns to

run away.)

Fanny: Wait, wait! Stop it! Come back! Hey, what are you doing?

Gwen: That man touched my butt.

Fanny: So what? It‟s no big deal. Take it easy. No matter what they do to you, you should

always show respect to them and obey them.

Gwen: (Sobs) Oh! The job is so different from what I have thought. I can‟t do it! I can‟t

stand it! I want to quit!

SCENE V

At Gwen‟s home

Gwen: I can‟t believe this. Darn! How stupid I was. It„s disgusting. (Gwen‟s still crying.)

Mom: What‟s wrong with you, honey?

Gwen: It‟s terrible. I don‟t know how to tell you.

Father: What‟s the problem? Tell us.

Gwen: I got a part-time job the other day. And today was my first day of work. I thought they

just want me to be a

performer, singing some songs and dancing for other people. But the customers there harassed me.

They were

evil. They touched me and it made me feel awful. I couldn‟t do it, so I ran away.

Mom: What? Why did you choose this kind of jobs? Are you blind? Are you that stupid?

Father: Calm down, both of you! You have to remember this experience. You should be careful

when you choose a job.

Didn‟t I tell you that?

Mom: If you have troubles finding a job, we‟ll help you look for one from the Internet or

newspapers.

Father: It‟s O.K. now. Stop it.

Gwen: Thank you so much, Mom and Dad. I love you.

Mom: We love you, too, honey. J

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卢盈秀

两位女大学生出去找兼职，却被欺骗。

投

格温：高中学生

丽塔：妈妈/ A客户

芬妮：服务员

艾薇：Gwen的朋友

大卫：父亲/客户B

威利：老板

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场景我

父亲和母亲都在家里。 格温刚刚回家。

格温：我回来了，妈妈，爸爸。

妈妈：怎么你的一天，格温？

格温：还不错。 我是乘汽车去上学，每天累了。

父亲：为什么？

格温：这车怎么这么拥挤，每天早上。

妈妈：我不明白。 你对此有何意义呢？

格温：我想买一辆摩托车 - 哈雷。

父亲：什么！ 哈利！ 你疯了？

妈妈：（对爸爸）平静下来。 （对格温）我理解你的处境。 我会同意，如果您想购买

正常的摩托车，但哈雷！ 算了吧。

格温：但我想它了。 我一直想要一个。

父亲：好。 我可以贡献的摩托车一些，但你必须支付其余的自己。

妈妈：我同意你的父亲。

格温：噢！ 是啊！ 你肯定吗？ 但我没有钱支付了！

父亲：你可以使用新的十年红包钱或找到一份兼职工作。

格温：嘿，这听起来像一个伟大的想法，得到一份兼职工作。

妈妈：你要睁大你的眼睛，当你一兼职寻找工作。

格温：不要担心。 我会小心的。

父亲：我可以给你一些意见和经验。 当我还是个十几岁，我以前是一个搬运工。 这是

很艰苦，但我学会了如何负责，以及如何使用时间。 那么，你。 （变调）我 记得我几乎失去了我的生活一天。

格温：谢谢你，爸爸。 我想我可以胜任。 我会小心的。

场景二

格温：常春藤，我想找到一份兼职工作。 你在为自己获得一个有兴趣，也？ 常春藤：听起来不错！ 我可以搜索互联网的就业机会。

格温：那我可以看看报纸上的广告。

（经过2至3分钟）

格温：看！ 这里的一些有趣的事情。 看起来不错。

常春藤：让我看看...让我们打个电话，看看有什么工作是什么。

（电话响了。格温与埃是调用“我需要你”公司。）

老板：这是“我需要你”公司！ 我能帮你吗？

艾菲：我需要一个兼职的工作，我在报纸上看到您的广告，所以...

老板：我明白了！ 你能来我们公司本星期三下午有空吗？

常春藤：什么？

老板：噢！ 我们想采访你本人。

艾菲：好吗如果我的朋友来一起去吗？

老板：没问题。 你和你的朋友可以走到一起。

常春藤：谢谢你。 再见。

老板：不客气。 再见！ （挂了电话。）

格温：他怎么说？

常春藤：他说我们能有采访本星期三的下午。

格温：太好了！ 让我们开始吧。 我们能满足那里。

艾薇：我有点紧张。

格温：这将是很好。 不要担心。

场景三

（星期三下午，格温及长春藤在“我需要你”公司。他们进入公司。）

老板：嗨，很高兴见到你！ 请坐！ 别紧张。 行！ 首先，你有过工作经验吗？ 格温：第

艾维：我，无论是。

老板：没关系，你只是我们公司需要什么。 你可以在工作中学习。 其次，你有什么

人才吗？ 喜欢跳舞或唱歌？

常春藤：嗯...。

格温：我爱唱歌。 我的朋友说我唱得不错。

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