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英语剧本4人篇一：大学生英语短剧剧本(4人)
Scene ⅰ:
地点（at campus）
人物：kevin Jason and Rita
Jason: Oh ,I’m sorry ,are you ok ? 对不起，你还好吗？
Rita: How familiar! 好眼熟啊！
J: you pick? 是你捡的吗？
Kevin: Shut up ！谁说的！
R and J: Kevin ? 是Kevin 吗？
K: Jasson ? Rita ?
Rita:Kevin! Do you know ? I miss you so much. we have lost much
romantic without you 你知道吗? 我太想你了kevin,没有你我们少了很多浪漫
Jason:It’s so nosiy here ,let’s find a quiet place to talk.这里太吵了，我们找个安静的地方聊吧
K to R: Is it convenient for you to share your department with me during my finding job?在我找工作期间方便让我住你的宿舍吗?
R: Sure ,no problem,as long as avoid dormitory administrator当然没问题,只要躲过宿管就可以了
J: But why? What happened to you ? I thought that after graduation you will live well.但是为什么啊？你怎么了？我以为你毕业后会过的很好
R: You’re such a dream catcher .why are you come back to the place where you were sick of?你那么有梦想的人，怎么还要回到你曾经连做梦都不爽的地方？
K: Because no money ,no job,even there’s no place to live.Nothing at all. 因为我没钱、没工作，甚至连住的地方都没有，一无所有。 R：Impossible !这不可能！
K: This is what happened…事情是这样的。。。
Scene ⅱ:
(at kevin’s home)
人物：Kevin , land lady Marry
M: Open the door, open the door.开门开门
K: What’s wrong ？Marry？有事吗Marry?
M: Look,you must be paid as rent, You’ve defaulted if for 6 months. Not only didn’t I take your deposit,but also I disbursed ultilities for half a year. I’m enough of it .pay off your bills ,right now.听着，你现在必须付房租，你已经拖6个月了，我不仅没收你押金，连水电都帮你垫付了半年。我受够你了，付清账单，现在，马上， 立刻，马上！
K: please, I have no money now. Look , I only eat the cheap bread for food . 拜托，我现在真的没钱。看，我只能吃这种廉价的食物。 M: Wow , turn to black , is it my dog’s food ? 哇，都变色了！是我家狗的食物吗？
K: Oh , my dear ！I promise I will pay off your debt once I find a job.
please extend a time limit.噢，天哪！拜托，我现在真的没钱，我保证，一旦我找到工作我一定付清。再宽限几天吧。
M: Find a job? Ha. . you’ve said that over 100 times. and then?找到工作？哈。。你都说了100遍了。然后呢？
K: I work so hard ,but useless.Which company would hire a man
without any certificates？我已经很努力了，可又有什么用呢？哪家公司会雇用一个没什么证书的人呢？！
M: There’re a lot of choices around you. dustman, babysit, salesman and so on.你身边就有很多选择，环卫工人，保姆，销售员 ，等等、、 K: No no no ….i’m a university student.i’ll be a white collar,manager orsinger.at that time ,I’ll pay your double.不不不。。我可是个大学生,我将来可是会成为白领，经理，或是歌手什么的。那时， 我会付你双倍。
M:Well , thank you .but I don’t’t hink I can wait to .university student.if you don’t pay off your debt,please go out..，我想我等不到那天的，“大学生”，如果你不交清房租水电就请出去
Scene ⅲ:
地点：campus
人物：K R J
K: You see ,that’s why I asked Rita’s department.这就是我为什么蹭
住R的公寓的原因
R： Why not go home ?为什么不回家呢？
K：Home? Be a farmer?no I’m going to die.回家？当农民？我不如去死。 J： At least,you won’t worry about the food and the place to live.至少不愁吃住啊
K:simple house and diet,I can’t bear to be laughed at by rose.吃得差住的差，我可不想被ROSE笑话。
J: Oh how about rose.对了，ROSE 怎么样了。
K: Now ,she is a civil servant,it’s unfair.these bookishes benefit
all,including JULAR, HELLEN.当公务员了，这个世界真不公平，好处都让这些书呆子占尽了。包括Jular, Hellen.
J:No ,rose wanted to be a civil servant and succeed ,she is so extrodinary.不，ROSE 的梦想是当公务员，而且他实现了，真厉害。
R： She so focus on the score ,even no personality.does she have dreams.她那么重视成绩，而且没个性，她会有梦想吗？
J：She just obey teachers.她只是太听老师话而已。
K：She has dreams,however,I just made daydreams.oh still now,I got it that making dreams come true relys on occupations.most of us only make day_dream. Therefore ,make fun of those that accumulate capital. I have only myself to blame她有梦想，而我只是做梦。天啊，我今天才明白有梦想还要有资本，梦想才能成真，我们大多只顾做梦不去积累资本，而且还取笑那些积累资本的人，我真是咎由自取。
J: It’s not enough that just have dreams原来仅仅有梦想还是不够的 R：Don’t be sad!we’ll help you .别难过，我们会帮助你的。
J：Yes ,you rest your heart living here, then, center your attention on finding job.是的，你就暂住这里，然后努力找工作。
K: Criticaliy, now , I have to get the one back , diploma , which I’ve lost.最可怕的是，我现在必须把我已经丢掉的东西——毕业证，拿回来。 R: Ideed ,I wouldn’t l ike yours.确实，我也不想像你这样。
R to J : how about us ? Are we still only dreaming but action?那我们又是怎样呢？我们也还是只做梦不行动吗？
K: Look up to the sky, more should be down-to-earth. 仰望天空，更应脚踏实地。
J: Our dream is far beyond the range of possible without efforts and sweet.不付出努力和汗水我们的梦想是不会实现的。
K,J,R: Dream catcher, go into action, right now.追梦人，行动起来吧
英语剧本4人篇二：4人英语短剧剧本
4人英语短剧剧本[搞笑版大话西游]
Three Times’ Beating Monster
人物：T唐僧 S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒 J：沙僧
B：白骨精 B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆
B3：B变化成的老头 N：哪吒
T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?
S: Bajie,map!
E: (摸出，递给S)
S: Look,master (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）
T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, not to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!
E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)
T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west
E: But……
T: Emitofo,nothing is lust(欲望）,lust is nothing! Map?
E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.
S: Fat Pig!
E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….
S: You will what(凶相)?
E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).
S: Hm!
T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?
E: You see ,master is hungry,too!
T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!
J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away….. T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?
S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）
E: This is…..?
S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!
T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!
S: Bye!(走)
T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》
B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)
B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?
T: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.
B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!
T: Bomb?(打出)
B1: Double King!
T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)
S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)
B1: （倒)Ah……
T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!
S: She is a monster!
T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)
S: Oh,please don’t……
T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)
S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)
T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!
B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆) B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?
T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)
S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)
E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)
J: Look,(伸食指)how many?
T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)
B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊)
S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)
T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!
S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster! T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!
S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》 E: Master, brother Monkey is.......
T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more!
B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)
T: （惊）You are......
B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)
B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......
S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.
T: Wukong?
E: Oh,Brother Monkey!
J: Our hero is back!
T: I,I can't understand......What happened?
S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!
T: How,how did you find out?
S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)
N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?
S; Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)I've called the police.
N: (摇醒B)You are under arrest .(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B)
T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)
S: What?
T: I'm sorry.
S: Em? Louder,please?
T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）
T: Let's go guys!( 歌)
S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.
E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.
J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out. T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah...... Sleeping on the ground again we set out.
T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet. T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet...... a
英语剧本4人篇三：4人英语剧本
Aside: Gao Xiaoyun
Promotion: Chi Dongdong
Student A: Ding Shijie
Student B: Fang Kai
Aside: It is believed that the works of the famous sketch master Zhao Benshan “Maiguai”, ”Maiche” is deeply rooted among us. Zhao Benshan and other actors gave people a deep impression by using exaggerate movements and classic lines. Today our group will show you a campus version, hoping to bring you some revelations with laughters.
C: (wearing sunglasses, taking a big pack of shoes, furtive in her movements…)
Well, I do think that I am a very very very~~~ good promotion worker, having sold a great deal of bikes last time. And now I wanna challenge myself and sell shoes to the students. In fact, these shoes are second-hand and easy to be worn out ~~haha,
(C knocked at the door…)
D: Who is it?
C: It is me. (D opened the door.)
D: Who are you looking for?
C: Don’t be so impatient, buddy. It seems that you always smoke… D: Not exactly
C: And you always surf the Internet till very late at night, right? Look at your eye bags…
D: About five to six times a week.
C: And you must have some failure experiences in go together, ha? D: Long long ago. (sigh)
C: Haha, and you got sequela owing to this?
D: (astonished) My god, it’s totally true, until now have I realized how great you are standing in front of me! So can you help me?
C: Of course, as long as using the product from our factory only one course, all of the sufferings can be overcome completely!!!
D: Give me! Give me!
F: Has it finished yet?
C: ( looking at him up and down) Hey, buddy , you look like a million dollars today, so handsome and … charming!
F: Maybe that is a fact! (quite pleased)
C: But…( deeply sigh )
F: (Surprised and curious) But what?
C: But you’ve ever been bitten by an insect, and your life will be over soon just because of it…(sigh, sad)
F: (touched the wound slightly) Is that possible?
C: Yeah, don’t you know its scientific name? It is called Qi Xinghaitang in Chinese. Once bitten by it, you can live only… seven weeks and die.
F: Ah?
D: I’ve heard it that my neighbor Zhang San was bitten by that awful insect, several days not turned up yet.
F: Come on, I am so handsome and knowledgeable and charming but… (Turn his face to D) predestined fate, my dear fellow!!! If I went away, my parents, my so cute girl friend…Can you help me take care of them? D: OK! Trust me! (Sinister smile, patting F’s shoulder)
F: Thanks so much!!! And my Xiaoqiang, (fetching out a cockroach from his pocket), I will be rather grateful if you look after him as well!
D: OK (disappointed) Remember, keep in touch!
F: (sobbing) I will!
C: If in the past, you would be over…(fetching out a small bottle) But now you do not need to worry so much. I promise if you take this drug(fetching out a bottle) one course---you have to be thankful to the god that I come across in your life because I will save your life! (F grabbed the bottle and drank it up)
F: Thank you! Thank you for saving my life!
C: As a matter of fact, I am selling shoes. You see its brand? Ni-ning, Do you know?
F: Oh? I just know Li-ning and Nike, but as for the brand Ni-ning… C: That is so-called “ignorant and uninformed”. It is a combination of them two…
F and D: So what?
C: And if you wore this kind of shoes, men would be jealous to tears and women would adore you very much…(taking a pair of shoes out of the bag) D: Great!(turn his face to F) How about my buying one pair?
F: Er…
D: She saved our lives, you know? Besides this pair looks so nice…I suggest you buy a pair as well.
F: But I don’t want to buy them.
D: But I am lack of money recently!
C: I have decided that I will give you two a discount.
F and D: Discount?
C: Of course! 40 yuan per pair and I just sell two to you for only 100 yuan! And I will give you two shoestrings as well. ( show a shoestring)
C: (Turn to F)Come on! Nothing to worry, Don’t you think it is so worthwhile to buy these shoes? Take it easy!
F: OK! We’ll buy them!
C: Deal!( Giving them two the shoes) Goodbye, my dear fellow! Take care! (In this way I have sold my poor quality shoes and drugs to the poor students. Well if you ask me what I will do next…I will prepare some other products to sell to them next time! Haha！)
Aside: It is probable that some students are willing to do some part-time jobs in our campus, like selling goods. But before doing the job, you are
supposed to think carefully that whether the goods are worthy of your working. Besides, if you encounter a person who was trying to sell you something , check the quilty and make sure that you need it indeed . After all , we are all using the money from our parents. So never get yourself into a scam easily .
Thank you !
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英语剧本4人篇四：五人英语短剧剧本The Lost Youth(迷失的青春)与4人至6人英语话剧剧本Be a Good Lover剧本
五人英语短剧剧本-The Lost Youth(迷失的青春)
这是一个五人英语短剧剧本，剧本简短，但是情节生动！
人物:Jack Sean Kevin Claire Kiki
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Scene I
(In the classroom)
Sean Hi! How are you
Kevin Bad! Really bad!
Sean Do you want to try something to make you feel happy
Kevin OK! Do you have any ideas
Sean I know a pub which is popular.
Kevin Oh! Sounds great!
Sean Hm! Let’s go right now.
Sean You looked so blue recently. I have something good. It can make you feel high.
Kevin If I take that, how will I feel
Sean You will forget everything that bothers you, and you will feel so carefree.
Kevin Won’t there be danger
Sean Trust me! I can sell drugs to you if you want to try some!
Kevin But…but I have no money.
Sean Don’t worry! You can be a drug dealer. It’s a good business.
Kevin Hm…But…
Sean Take it easy. Let’s take some drugs to make us happy tonight!
Kevin OK…
(Sean and Kevin go to the pub)
Kevin Oh! So relaxing! Do you have any extra drugs
Sean No, but we can earn money by selling drugs, and use the money to buy more.
Kevin Really It’s a good idea.
Sean That’s right. But I don’t know who I can sell to.
Kevin It’s a big problem.
Sean Oh! I have an idea! I have two friends. Maybe they will buy them.
Kevin Hm…Let’s try.
Sean Let me call my friends.
Kevin I can lend you my cell-phone.
(On the phone)
Sean Hey! This is Sean, Where are you
Kiki I’m in the dormitory.
Sean I want to show you something wonderful.
Kiki What
Sean I can’t tell you now. It’s a secret. Come and I’ll show you.
Kiki Let me think.
Sean I’ll wait for you. Don’t hesitate. Hurry up! Bye!
(Sean turns off the phone)
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Scene Ⅱ
(Kiki and Claire are in the dormitory.)
Kiki Sean called me!
Claire What happened
Kiki They went to a pub. It is noisy there.
Claire Oh! Pub. I always hear bad news about pubs from TV.
Kiki Yes, me too. I don’t know what they are doing there. Sean tells me he wants to show something to us.
Claire What What’s that
Kiki I don’t know. He said it’s a secret.
Claire It’s very strange.
Kiki Claire, I have a bad feeling, they might be doing something illegal. They might be using drugs. Claire Oh! I don’t believe it.
Kiki I’m just guessing.
Claire But maybe it’s true.
Kiki If they take drugs, they will get addicted. They might take drugs again and again.
Claire And they will spend a lot of money on buying drugs.
Kiki What will they do if they do not have money
Claire They might rob a bank.
Kiki If they rob a bank…
Claire They will be arrested.
Kiki If they are arrested…
Claire Their parents will be very sad, and we will lose two good friends.
Kiki I can’t imagine how serious it will be.
Claire Me, either.
Kiki So… we should go find them, and tell them how serious it is.
Claire Wait… It’s all our imagination. Maybe they just go to the pub to make friends with beautiful girls. And I think it’s dangerous for us to go to the pub by ourselves.
Kiki Oh! I don’t know. We won’t understand what’s going on unless we are there. Maybe they are… in a dangerous situation.
Claire Mm…, I am also worried.
Kiki Okay! I think we should go there to see what’s going on there. If they are safe, we can come back quickly. If they do something they shouldn’t do, we’ll bring them back. Don’t leave them there.
Claire Okay! Let’s go.
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Scene III
(Sean, Kevin, Kiki and Clair in a pub)
Sean Hello! Let’s relax all night.
Kiki What are you doing now You are taking pills.
Kevin You are over reacted. Don’t worry.
Claire I think it’s so dangerous. Kiki, let’s go right now.
Kiki That’s right, I also feel scared.
Claire Me too.
(Kiki and Clair got out of the pub)
Kevin Oh! They are gone.
Sean Don’t worry about it. Let’s go on relaxing.
(Bi! A lot of policemen enter the pub.)
Police Freeze!
Sean Oh! Terrible things happened.
Police You are taking illegal drugs.
Sean They are not dangerous. They make me comfortable.
Police Don’t you know the drugs will destroy your health
Sean Really! But I didn’t feel bad or sick.
Police Drugs create hallucination for people who take them. If you try once, you will be addicted to them. Without them, you will be sick and sometimes you will even hurt yourself. It’s not a smart thing to do.
Kevin I really feel unhappy at school. I usually got bad grades. My mother always criticizes me. My girlfriend broke up with me last month. (Crying………)
Police I really sympathize at you, but you can do something healthier to help you feel good about yourself, like doing sports, or traveling. They are good for both your body and mind.
Sean Sorry. I made a mistake. I shouldn’t sell drugs for my friends.
Police It is not too late to quit using. And you can start a new life.
Kevin It’s really a bad experience in my life. I wouldn’t take drugs anymore. I shouldn’t run away from my problems.
Sean I feel the same way as you do.
Police Go to the police station with me. (Sean and Kevin are arrested.)
4人-6人英语话剧剧本Be a Good Lover
Be a Good Lover
又是关于爱情的。爱情是一个永恒的话题，不分国界、年龄（？）、、、你是不是一个good lover？
人物
Vicky
Benson
Greta
Andy
Marcell & Ken
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Scene I
(One day, Andy and Benson went to a meeting. In the meeting, they met a pretty girl — Marcell. And then, Andy fell in love with Marcell.)
Andy: Benson, I think that I am falling in love with Marcell.
Benson: Oh, My God. You have already had a girlfriend, Greta. How can you have another girlfriend? Andy: What should I do?
Benson: I don’t know… Andy, may I ask you a question?
Andy: Sure!
Benson: Do you love Marcell more than Greta?
Andy: I am not sure.
Benson: Oh, no. I think that you love Marcell more than Greta.
Andy: Maybe. Benson, could you do me a favor?
Benson: What?
Andy: Please keep it as a secret, and don’t tell Greta and Vicky about it.
Benson: Well…all right. But you won’t be able to hide it forever.
Andy: I know.
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Scene II
(After few days, Benson could not tolerate what Andy did anymore. Finally, Benson decided that he should tell Vicky about it.)
Benson: Vicky…
Vicky: What?
Benson: I want to tell you something.
Vicky: OK, I am all ears.
Benson: Andy is falling in love with Marcell.
Vicky: Oh, my god… I cannot believe it.
Benson: But I think that Andy can choose his lover. Maybe he doesn’t love Greta anymore.
Vicky: I disagree with you.
Benson: Why?
Vicky: Andy should treat Greta with faithfulness.
Benson: I don’t think so. He has the right to choose whom he likes most.
Vicky: So what can Greta do?
Benson: She can have another boyfriend.
Vicky: Are you sure? She loves Andy so much. I don’t think she would love someone else. Benson: Let’s see what will happen.
Vicky: All right, I don’t want to argue about it anymore. I want to go home.
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Scene III
(When Vicky knows that Andy is falling in love with Marcell. She decides that she should tell Greta about it.) Vicky: Greta, I want to tell you an unbelievable thing.
Greta: What’s it?
Vicky: Well, Andy is falling in love with another girl.
Greta: You are kidding.
Vicky: I’m not kidding you. I’m serious.
Greta: I don’t think that Andy should love another girl.
Vicky: I know what you mean. But it’s true.
Greta: I want to get Andy back. What should I do now?
Vicky: I don’t know. But if I were you, I would break up with Andy.
Greta: But I love Andy so much and I can’t live without him.
Vicky: Maybe you can try to forget Andy. After a while, you will forget everything about him. Greta: Maybe. But now I want to calm down myself.
Vicky: Ok. If you need someone to talk to, I am always by your side.
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Scene IV
(Greta phones to Andy presently. She is very sad and angry.)
Greta: May I speak with Andy, please?
Andy: This is Andy speaking.
Greta: I was told that you are falling in love with Marcell. Is it true?
Andy: Who told you about it? Oh! I know. It’s Vicky, right?
Greta: You don’t have to know who told me about it. But just tell me it is true or not.
Andy: It is true. I love Marcell. I am sorry.
Greta: I love you so much. I can give anything you want. Why did you betray me?
Andy: Greta, calm down, please.
Greta: Ha! My boyfriend loves another girl. How can I calm down? I want to break up with you right now.
Andy: Ok, do as your wish.
Greta: I don’t want to see you anymore.
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Scene V
(Andy and Marcell went to see a romantic movie. They talked with each other happily. They were on the way to Marcell’s place.)
Marcell: Well, what do you think about the movie?
Andy: I think that is a good movie.
Marcell: You are right. But the actor died of saving his country finally.
Andy: Don’t be sad. That’s just a movie.
Marcell: I know.
Andy: Next time I will take you to a place to see the stars. The scenery is beautiful.
Marcell: Ok. When can I see you again?
Andy: Tomorrow. At 6:00 pm.
(As soon as Marcell arrived home, she made a phone call.)
Marcell: May I speak with Ken, please?
Ken: This is Ken speaking.
Marcell: Honey, I just arrived home. I’m so tired.
英语剧本4人篇五：《The Gifts》英语话剧剧本_4人
The Gifts
Mon.：Tomorrow will be Christmas. But Della feels very sad. Because she has no money to buy a present for her husband , Jim . She has only one dollar and eighty-seven cents . They have only 20 dollars a week, it doesn’t leave much for saving.
In fact, Della and Jim have two possessions in which they both take very great pride. One is Jim’s gold watch, which has been his father’s and his grandfather’s. The other is Della’s long beautiful hair.
D: Life is so hard for me. Though I saved the money for many months , I still have only one dollar and eighty seven cents.
D: I---- I---- I have to have my hair cut and sold it . In that way I can get some money and I can buy a beautiful present for Jim.
(At the shop—―Madame Sofronie. We Buy Hair Goods of All Kinds‖)
D: Will you buy my hair?
M: Yes, I buy all kinds of hair. Sit down, please. Take your hat off and let me have a look. Oh, very beautiful. Very good! Twenty dollars , OK?
D: All right. But please give it to me quickly.
M: Here you are. Twenty dollars.
D: Thank you. Bye.
M: Bye.
Mon.：Della spent two hours in the streets. Then she stopped at a Gold Shop and bought a gold watch chain. Now ,Della is at home.
D: Oh, what a beautiful gold watch chain. I think it must match Jim's watch. When he sees it he must be very happy .
(Suddenly the door opened and in came Jim . )
J: You-----?
D: Jim. Don’t look at me that way. I had my hair cut off and sold it because I couldn’t have lived through Christmas without giving you a present. Jim, it will grow quickly. You don’t mind, do you ? I just had to do it. My hair grows very fast, you know. Say ―Merry Christmas!‖ Jim, and let’s be happy.
J: You’ve cut off your hair?
D: I’ve cut it off and sold it. It’s sold. I tell you -sold and gone, too. It’s Christmas Eve , Jim. Be good to me, for it went for you.
J: Well , Della. Don’t make any mistake about me. I don’t think there’s anything about a hair cut that could make me love you any less. I know, it went for me. Look at this package .
D: What ?
J: Look at it yourself. You 'll see.
D:Ah! The combs. They were in the shop windows for many months!
J:Yes, the beautiful combs, pure tortoiseshell, with jewelry rims--just the color to wear in your beautiful, hair.
D: But , Jim. They are expensive combs. I know, my heart had longed for them without the least hope of possession. Now they are mine. Thank you Jim.
J; Now, you will see why I was upset at first.
D: Jim, you don’t know what a nice –what a beautiful , nice gift I’ve got for you. Can you guess?
J: I'm sorry. I won't guess.
D: Look. A gold watch chain. Isn’t it lovely ,Jim? I hunted all over the town to find it. You’ll have to look at the time a hundred times a day now. Give me your watch. I want to see how it looks on it .
J: Della, Let’s put our Christmas gifts away and keep them a while. They’re too nice to use just at present. I sold the watch to get the money. And I bought the combs. Now, Let’s have our supper.
礼 物
旁白：明天是圣诞节，但是德拉觉得很难过，因为她无钱为她丈夫吉姆买一圣诞礼物，她只有1.87美元，他们一个月只有20美元的收入，那很难再从中省钱了。
事实上，德拉和吉姆有两件让他们引以为豪的宝贝，一件是吉姆的金表，那是从他祖父和父亲那里留传下来的，还有一件是德拉那一头棕发，又长又美丽。
德拉：生活对我来说很困难，虽然我很多个月以前就开始存钱了，我仍然只有1.87美元。 德拉：我……我……我不得不剪了头发去卖掉，那样我就能得到一些钱去买礼物给吉姆了。 （在店门口，写着―夫人：我们买各种各样的头发‖）
德拉：你买我的头发吗？
夫人：是的，我们买各式的头发，把你的帽子脱下来，让我看一下你的头发。哦，很美的头发，很好的发质，20美元，行不行？
德拉：好的，但是请你快点把钱给我。
夫人：给你，20美元。
德拉：谢谢你，再见。
夫人：再见。
旁白：德拉在街上逛了2个小时，然后她在一家金店止步，进去买了一条金表链。现在德拉正在家里。
德拉：哦，多么漂亮的金链子，我想那一定跟吉姆的手表很配，当他看到它的时候，一定会很高兴的。
（突然门打开了，吉姆走了进来）
吉姆：你……？
德拉：吉姆，不要那样看着我，我剪了我的头发并卖了，因为我无法度过一个我不送你圣诞节礼物的圣诞节，吉姆，它会长得很快的，你不会介意的，是不是？我必须这么做，我的头发长得很快的，这你是知道的，说：―圣诞快乐！‖，吉姆，让我们高兴起来。
吉姆：你剪了你的头发？
德拉：我剪了头发并卖了，它被卖掉了，我跟你说它被卖掉了，没有了！现在是圣诞节前夜，对我好一点，吉姆，那都是为了你。
吉姆：哦，德拉，别误会我，我想我不会因为你剪了头发而对你的爱就减少了，我知道，那是为了我，看看这个包裹。
德拉：什么？
吉姆：你自己看吧！你会明白的。
德拉：啊，是梳子！它们就是几个月前陈列在橱窗里的那套。
吉姆：是的，那套漂亮的梳子，镶珠宝的，那颜色正好配你的发色。
德拉：但是，吉姆，那些都是很贵的，我知道，我一直渴望但却没有丝毫的奢望拥有它。现在，它们是我的了，谢谢你，吉姆。
吉姆：现在，你知道我为什么一开始就那么悲伤了吧。
德拉：吉姆，我给你买了一件又美丽又好的礼物，你能猜出来吗？ 吉姆：对不起，我不想猜。
德拉：看，一条金表链，吉姆，它是不是很可爱？我找遍了整个城才找 的，你从现在起可得一天要看一百次时间了。把你的表给我，我 想看一下表链装在表上的样子。
吉姆：德拉，让我们把圣诞礼物收起来珍藏一段时间，它们太好了，但我 们现在用不着，我把表卖了。得到了钱才买了这梳子。现在让我们 吃晚饭吧
英语剧本4人篇六：4人英语剧本A Family一个家
4人英语剧本A Family一个家
4人英语剧本。
父母双亡，三姐妹相依为命。
Cast
Miki: older sister
Pink: The oldest sister
Anita: Boss
Tina: Younger sister
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SCENE I
(In a dining room, Pink is preparing for the dinner.)
Pink: Miki! It’s time to eat dinner.
Miki: OK, Pink. I’m coming.
Miki: Wow, the food’s so delicious. Why didn’t Tina come home?
Pink: Oh! She went to the library. She’ll come home later. We don’t have to wait for her.
Miki: You’ve been working hard since Mom and Dad died.
Pink: Taking care of you and Tina is my responsibility. No matter how hard I work, I can bear it.
Miki: Well, I’ve found a job. I’ll start working tomorrow.
Pink: What? Why didn’t you discuss it with me first?
Miki: Don’t be angry. I just want to help you. I think you’re too tired. I…
Pink: But I have told you before. You just concentrate on your study and do nothing else.
Miki: I can work part –time and study at the same time.
Pink: It’s out of the question.
(Then, bangs on the table.)
Tina: I’m home. (She feels shocked.) What happened? (Miki is so angry, and then, she leaves the dining room.) What are you arguing about?
Pink: Nothing! Just eat dinner and then go back to your room to do your homework. (The next morning Pink goes into Miki’s room, and sees a note.)
(Note: I’m sorry about our argument yesterday. But I still want to work so I’m leaving. Don’t worry about me. I’ll take care of myself.)
Tina: I’m going to the library. (She looks at Pink.) Are you OK? What happened?
Pink: Miki and I argued yesterday. She told me that she wanted to work part-time and study at the same time. But I won’t let her do that. So she left home this morning.
Tina: What are we going to do now? I’m so worried about her.
Pink: Let’s go find her.
Tina: Do you know where she is?
Pink: Well, I don’t know. I’ll ask her friends first. (Pink calls Miki’s friends.)
Hello, I’m Miki’s sister. Is Miki there?
Pink: OK, thank you. (to Tina) No one knows where she is.
Tina: Oh, no!
SCENE II
(Miki is working in a restaurant and she is moving some stuff. )
Boss: Miki, come over here. Wipe the table.
Miki: Yes, I’ll do it right away.
(Twenty minutes later.)
Miki: Wow, it’s time for lunch. Can I eat lunch now? (She is thinking to herself.) Boss: Miki, after wiping the table, you should clean the windows at once.
(Miki is cleaning the windows and feels sad. The night is coming. She walks to a park and sits on a chair .She looks at the moon and misses her family.)
(A boy runs into her.)
Boy: What happened? Why do you look so gloomy?
Miki: Well, I’ve some problems.
Boy: This is for you. It can make your three wishes come true at once.
Miki: Really? (Smiling) I see (Goes way).
(The next morning, she meets the boy again when she goes to dump the garbage.)
Miki: Was that you in the park yesterday?
Boy: Yes…
Boy’s mother: Johnny! Johnny! Where are you?
Boy: Sorry, I have to go. My mother is waiting for me to eat dinner.
Miki: (Thinking) Maybe my family is waiting for me, too.
(Pink and Tina are walking along the street because they want to find Miki.)
Tina: Wait! Isn’t that Miki?
Pink: Where? … Yes, yes. That’s her.
Miki: Hello, can I help you? (Surprised) Why do you come here? How do you know I’m here?
Pink: Let’s go home now. I don’t want you to work.
Miki: I …
Tina: Let’s go see the Boss.
(Tina knocks at the door.)
Boss: Come in! Who are you?
Tina: I’m Miki’s sister. Sorry, Boss. My sister wants Miki to go home to finish her study.
Boss: Really? Oh! Miki, I was so serious because I wanted to test your attitude on your work. I really like you. I think you’re really a good girl. I want to hire you. Can you stay and help me?
Miki: Well, (looks at her sister and thinks) but I want to go home with my sisters, sorry. Pink: Boss, thank you for the offer. You’re a good boss. But I hope she can finish her study first.
Boss: All right! Good luck to you! By the way, if you want to work, you can come back anytime.
Miki: Yes, ma’am. Thank you.
SCENE III
(The Three sisters go to a nice restaurant to eat lunch. They are happy. They have many things to talk about. After eating lunch, they go home together. The next morning Pink is in the kitchen. Miki and Tina are eating breakfast .A person knocks at the door.)
Tina: Who is it?
Boss: Excuse me, I’m Mr. Chen. I want to talk to Miki. Is she at home?
Miki: Oh! Yes, I’m here. (She opens the door.) Is there anything I can do for you?
Boss: Yes. After thinking, I really want to hire you. Nobody works so hard like you. Are you willing to come back? Please.
Miki: Well, I…
Boss: I can give you a good salary.
Miki: (She is looking at Pink.) Can I get the part-time job, Pink?
Pink: (Thinks for a while)…Of course…you can.
Miki: Oh! My dear sister, I love you!
Boss: Thank you. (Shakes hands with Pink)
Miki: (Miki talks to Pink) Don’t worry about my study. I’ll try my best to handle it. Pink: I believe you can do it well.
(Pink, Miki and Tina embrace together.)
英语剧本4人篇七：四人英语话剧剧本
四人英语话剧剧本-The Rolling Orange
The Rolling Orange讲述桔子的故事。一天早上，桔子一家醒来，发现人们开着卡车，搬着梯子，来摘桔子了，快来看看他们的命运如何吧。
人物
Tom: Father Orange
Klye: Mother Orange
Wallis: Older Sister Orange
Jessie: Little Brother Orange
Characters
Father Orange: He is a middle-aged, considerate, and thoughtful man.
Mother Orange: She is a younger and more youthful woman than Father. She is also very optimistic.
Older Sister Orange: She is young , energetic, and competitive .
Little Brother Orange: He is the youngest and, therefore, a little spoiled.
SCENE I 场景一：果园
One Morning in an Orange Orchard.
(Today is a sunny day . An orange family is discussing nervously about something on an orange tree in an orchard. )
Father: I was awakened early this morning by the sound of trucks in the field (yawning). Mother: Well, it wasn’t the first time to be like this.
Sister: A whole bunch of strange men was brought in by trucks.
Brother: That really scared me. They got out and started to climb up ladders.
Sister: (Afraid suddenly) Oh! My friends were grabbed and put into large bags. I could hear them yell for help.
Father: Hey! We shouldn’t look at them; otherwise, they’ll notice us.
Mother: But it’s useless.
Sister: Oh, God! We’re discovered!
Brother: Oh! We’re being grabbed and pulled from our branches. What will we do for food and water?
Sister: It will be so uncomfortable going to town in that bag with a lot of strangers. Mother: Well, we’ll just have to do our best.
Father: Yeah!
SCENE II
On a Fruit Stand.
(After having been on the road in a bag for half an hour, they are placed on a fruit stand. )
Sister: Gee! This place is so cold and desolate. I wish we had our friends here on this stand (looks at the opposite fruit stall).
Brother: I tried to make friends with these people on our way here, but everyone looked pretty uncomfortable and scared.
(Suddenly)
Sister: Oh! Mother! How could they do that?
Mother: What are you talking about?
Brother: I know what she’s talking about (Brother turns to look).
Father: What did you see?
Sister: My friends were cut up and eaten. How could they do that? I’m so scared. Father: Now, children, be calm.
Mother: Sh~ Someone’s coming.
Father: Try to be quiet.
Sister: I don’t want to be taken away.
Brother: Oh! My friend’s being taken away.
Sister: Your friend looks so fat.
Mother: If we look sour, maybe we won’t be taken away.
Brother: That’s a bright idea. But how could we look sour?
Mother: Now, children, stop being scared and calm down.
Father: Oh! No! I’m being looked at.
Mother: I told you not to eat so much. Now you look so fat and juicy.
(Father is being taken away.)
Brother: Oh, no, Dad!
Father: (Sadly) Good bye, children.
Sister: Oh! Dad’s being put into the basket and taken away.
Mother: Oh, no!
Brother: Stop that. Our father can’t be taken away.
Mother: Look, he’s being bagged and put into a cart.
Sister: Hey! The cart’s wheels are going out of the store.
Brother: A car’s pulling up.
Mother: Oh, no! His bag is being picked up.
Sister: But it’s breaking. And Dad’s falling out.
Brother: Dad’s rolling away.
All: (Jumping up and down cheering) ROLL! ROLL! He’s getting away. Sister & Brother: Yip! Yip! Hurray for Dad!
Mother: Oh! Thank God.
英语剧本4人篇八：英语 四人 剧本
此剧本描述学生会面试场景，角色为一个interviewer （A），三个interviewees
（B、C、D）。
A：Zhangyang? Just as your name goes, you must be really outgoing. What are you good at?
B: sing……唱首歌
A: Um, excellent. Are there any other hobbies?
B: Of course, I am talented in many aspects. The basketball can make myself take pride in sports and I love it from the bottom of my heart. In my spare time, I have made a numberof close friends by playing this game. Due to my good performance, I have been aborbed into the school team and I’m getting along well with my partners.
C: You are very confident, you can work in the sports department.
C: Sorry, I am a bit nervious.
A: Take it easy.
C: I want to join the independent club and I think I am qualified for the job. A: Enheng?
C: In my opinion. College student is required to stand on their own legs and have an independent living. To some extent, it is more important than acquiring knowledge.
A: So, do you have some related activities in your life?
C: Yeah. During my summer vocation, I choosed to leave home to do some works of production promotion and I also earned some money. It is meaningful for me! A: You give me a lesson, I think you can make it.
A: You look very smart, so what is your personal strength?
D: I have many intrrests such as playing various balls, reading, music and English.
A: Good boy. I think you have plenty of art cells.
D: Thank you, it is just my goal. I want to be a member of art club.
A: Even though I appreciate you, you should show our ability.
D: He you are, this is my own work.
A: This is owesome.
B: I have accepted some good trainings in relaton to handwriting from my father since I was very young. In addition, I also do well in pen writing, I will show you some other day.
A: Good, you have survived.
英语剧本4人篇九：四人英语搞笑话剧剧本
甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie<Avatar>? Yeah, you are right, I'm the director-- Cameron Diaz, applaud , thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called < Avatar 2 >, today, there will be a audition and I will select three actresses who can get the chance to perform in this film with famous actress---Anne Hathaway,OK, let's begin. At first , talent show, number one, let's welcome.
乙:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞
吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darling director, the most beautiful charming, sexy girl is coming , every body knows me, right? Yeah, I'm Nicole Kidman, open your eyes as big as you can and hold your breath, there will be a unique, fantastic dance show for you, I believe that all of you will be crazy about it ,(打个响指) come some music.(搞笑舞,自由发挥). (跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢幕), thank you,(面向导演), honey, is it a wonderful performance?
甲:(作目瞪口呆状),
乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok?
甲:eh...my god, have you use some stimulant drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous. Get out , next one.
乙:oh no ...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面离去)
丙:oh it seems to be serious. God bless me(画个十字架,镇定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.
甲:(与之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please.
丙:I'm Celine Dion, you know, I don't have too many
achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards , 21 Juno Awards and(做沉思状) oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award, (同学鼓掌,乙作安抚状),oh, calm down, calm down,it's just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I....
甲:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin
丙:OK!!! I'll use my first signature song to conquer you --my heart will go on, just enjoy it.
near, far, wherever you are
i believe that the heart does go on
once more, you opened the door(甲stop stop,丙不理,继续作深情状)
and you're here in my heart,
and my heart will go on and on.
甲:guard ,guard,help,drag this mad woman out.
Oh, I'm dying,hope the next one will give me a surprise 丁:(对着乙的背影,沉思状)to be,or not to be,it's a
question!(走到甲面前牵起她的手做亲吻状),I'm glad to see you,my dear princess.
甲(做娇羞状):oh, it's really a big surprise,so what's your name?
丁:My name? Oh, wait a minute. Do you know Trish Regan?(甲,白痴的摇头),eh..,it's ok,then how about Robin Meade?(摇头),and Melissa Theuriau?(摇头),(丁,情绪激动),you know nothing, how can you sit in here.
甲(指门,气愤状),you you you.....
丁:ok ok, it doesn't matter, you needn't learn about them, but you must know me, the most famous hostess who will catch up with those person and become the greatest poet---oprah! 甲:I don't care who you are, just show me your talent.
丁:ok ,listen,one poem,I have had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. When I lost her, I regret. It’s the most pain in the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”!
甲(起鸡皮疙瘩状):oh, I can't stand, show you the door,
丁(转身离开,继续台词):If there is a time limit, I hope, it is (回头,对甲)10 thousand years.
甲:oh, it's really a terrible ,awful, horrible day,why it is such difficult to find an excellent actress.Oh, I'm dying,you three, come here,
三人跑进来,乙妩媚状:honey, you like my dance,right? 丙镇静状:director,you like my singing,right?
丁深情状:princess,you like my poet,right?
三人同声:we are past,right?
甲:eh..Thank you for your eh..Wonderful performance,but,I'm sorry to tell you ....(接电话) What? Nobody comes here except they three,oh...god.(挂电话,低头),you three,(抬头),pass!
三人欢呼,说:we make it,we are superstar!
乙(甜蜜状):that's very sweet of you,we love you so much(飞个吻)
甲:you know, you are not good enough now, but I'm look forward
to your progress.Do you have confidence? 三人齐答:yes,we do!
甲伸手,三人搭上,同声,fight,fight,fight!
英语剧本4人篇十：四人英语小品剧本
小红帽
Little Red Riding Hood
第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家
Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里）
Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?
Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.
Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!
Mum： （亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.
Mum： Bye-bye. Darling.
第二场：在路上
(一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)
Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.
Wolf：（wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)
Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill. Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.
Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)
Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）
Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you? Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going?
Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye.
Six Ducks：Goodbye．
第三场：Grandma家
Grandma： （喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）
Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am very hungry now. (做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma’ s house? (高兴地对观众说)Aha , it’s here.(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang．
Grandma： Who is it？
Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）It’s me. Little Red Riding Hood.
Grandma： (边说边起床) Come in, come in.
Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床边) Grandma , I’ll eat you.
Grandma： （惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上） 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。
Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy！I’ll sleep.
Little Red Riding Hood：(高兴地敲门)Grandma．Grandma．
Wolf：(装扮成Grandma的声音) Who is it？
Little Red Riding Hood：It’s me。Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise! Wolf：Come in， Come in.
Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回几步)Oh! What are big ears!
Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice.
Little Red Riding Hood：Wow! What a big eyes!
Wolf：I can see you pretty face.
Little Red Riding Hood：Oh! What a big hand.
Wolf：I can hug you.
Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，边摸边说）Look! What a big hands?
Wolf：(从床上跳起来说)I can eat you!
Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh！No! No!
Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃状，拍拍肚子说）It’s delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping.
Hunter： (一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出场)Where’s the wolf? Look! A door．(推门)The wolf is sleeping.
Wolf：(发出呼呼的响声)
Hunter： (端起枪想打，又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry．(从桌子上拿起剪刀，举起) Look! Scissors. (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut.
Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you．
Hunter： Grandma ,give me some needles and thread． Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones．
Grandma： (从桌子上拿来针线)
Little Red Riding Hood：(搬来几个石头)One, two, three.
Hunter： (把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里)
Grandma： I'll thread it.
Hunter： (拿起枪)Woke up!
Wolf：(起床，两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy.
Hunter： You big bad wolf, raise your arms!
Wolf：(边跑边说) Help! Don’t shot me!
Hunter： （开枪）Bang, bang!
Wolf： (应声倒下)
Hunter： The bad wolf is dead．
Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah! Thank you．
大话西游
Big words of western tour （大话西游）
Chapter 1
Site：The wedding
Characters:牛魔王 、至尊宝、紫霞、小妖
Aside: The story begins with a wedding. The Bull King is going to have a concubine.
牛：Today is my wedding. I am going to have a concubine. Ha ha ha „„.
妖：Concubine? Dose your wife agree to it?
牛：Oh! She is not lovely anymore. She’s right now at the Flame Mountain. She can do nothing about it!
(至尊宝从后台走入人群中)
牛：Let me introduce my brother to you! My bro!
Come here! This is my brother.
(牛深情地转向紫霞)
牛：Zixia, listen to me. I think I ‘ve fallen in love with you once I know you. I want to show my sincerity. So I request you to marry me in front of my bros. This Pandora’s Box is my gift to you. I hope you would say yes.
妖：I object!
牛：What?
妖：Zixia has a means to test her lover. If you can pass it, I will shout up!
至：What’s this? Really?
妖：This test is that she would marry the guy who can make her Magic Sword go out of the scabbard.
(剑从至的怀中落下)
妖：Magic Sword?
牛：Let me do this!
(紫跑出，拾剑)
紫：It’s not true! It’s just a joke. It is still meaningless even if you can put it out!
(紫跑下)
妖：King, Iron Fan Princess has come.
牛：Aaa„„
(牛惊慌地跑下)
Aside: The monkey king leaves the front hall, running to back garden……
Chapter 2
Site: Bull King’s back garden
Characters: 至尊宝、紫霞
（至跑过来，突然看到紫独自坐在台阶上，于是走过来）
至：Why are you hiding here?
(紫抽剑，指向至。两人定格，至走出来，独白)
至：At this time, the blade is really close to me, 0.01 cm I think. But after a short period of time, 0.01 second I think, the owner of the sword will fall for me whole-heartedly. Because I’ve decided to tell lies, I’ve told many lies in my life, but I think it is the most wonderful lie!
紫：I’ll kill you if you come closer!
至：You should kill me! Kill me! I’d found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. I left regretful after that. It’s the ultimate pain in the world. Just cut my throat, please don’t hesitate! If God can give me a chance, I will tell her there words. “I love you”. If God wants to give a time limit, I’ll say this love will last 10 thousand years!
（紫长叹，抛剑，拾剑，抱剑）
紫：What can you tell your wife?
至：I have to tell her the truth. So I must get the Pandora’s Box back. Then go back with you and explain everything. But I hate myself that I can’t get the box back. I „„
紫：I help you!
至：No, it’s dangerous!
紫：You don’t want to?
至：I do! But „„
紫：I trust you! I’ll get the Pandora’s Box back tonight. Wait for me here at midnight.
(猪喊)
至：Let me do something to my boss first. See you tonight.
（依依不舍）
Aside: The night ……
Chapter 3
Site: Dungeon
Characters: 至尊宝、猪八戒、沙僧、唐僧
猪和沙：Master, master
(两人同时悄声说)
猪：We come to save you.
沙：We come to bring you out.
唐：I won’t go.
猪和沙：Stay here? Why?
唐：There’re full of obstacles in the way of getting scriptures. This is because we’re not united enough. So we let the devils do bad to us. That’s fine. This prison has no difference with the
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