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英语短剧剧本篇一：很好的6人英语短剧剧本
很好的6人英语短剧剧本。两个女孩同时看上了一个男孩，女人之间的战争，有意思。 Cast
Angela
Ivy
Peggy
Lucy
Yu-ting
Ithca
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Scene I 购物场景
(Peggy and Lucy are shopping. They buy a lot of stuff. Suddenly, they see a handsome man.) Lucy: Oh my god ! What a treasure.
Peggy: He is so handsome, just like my charming prince in dreams.
Lucy: Look! He has beautiful eyes and he looks so gentle and charming.
Peggy: He’s a present that God gave me.
Peggy& Lucy: I love him so much; I want to be his girlfriend!
Peggy: Hay! (Looks angry). Lucy, he belongs to me, OK?
Lucy: Stupid woman! I saw him first. He’s mine.
Peggy: No, no, no, ugly woman. I saw him much earlier than you.
Lucy: What? I’m more beautiful than you.
Peggy: But I’m taller. Look at you, little short hobbit.
Lucy: What? Little short hobbit? You are a small-eyed girl.
Peggy: You’re so mean.
Lucy: You too. (Peggy and Lucy get angry)
Peggy: Hmm! I hate you.
Lucy: Me too!
(Now the war of these two women begins)
Scene II 两个女人在男人周围
(Peggy and Lucy surround the man, and they are pulling and dragging the man. )
Peggy: Please be my boyfriend, I’m more beautiful than Lucy.
I’ll be a good girlfriend.
Andy: Sure. You’re very beautiful. You’re like a super model. To be your boyfriend is my honor. (Lucy drags the man to her side.)
Lucy: I really love you very much. I can give you a happy life.
Andy: You’re very beautiful, too! Especially your big eyes! They’re very charming!
Andy: What should I do? I want to choose Peggy, but I also want to choose Lucy.
Peggy: Let’s go to the movies on Sunday.
Andy: Ok!
Lucy: Let’s go to the movies tomorrow, OK?
Andy: Sure!
Andy: Oh~ I’m so happy! There’re two beautiful girls are quarreling over me. Look at them; they
have long legs, big chest and charming eyes. I’m so lucky!
Scene III 偶遇
(Lucy, Peggy, and Bonnie meet unexpectedly. Lucy and Peggy stare at each other.)
Lucy: Bonnie, listen to me.
Peggy: No! Don’t listen to her. Listen to me.
Lucy: Get away. Bonnie is my good friend!
Peggy: You liar. She’s my good friend!
Bonnie: Stop quarreling! Who can tell me what happened? Both of you are good friends, aren’t you?
Peggy& Lucy: No!
Bonnie: What happened between you?
Peggy: Bonnie, I hate Lucy. She stole my boyfriend.
Lucy: Nonsense. He’s my lover.
Bonnie: Stop it! It’s no use quarreling about it. You should have a talk. Don’t hurt your friendship over a guy. Friendship is precious. (Peggy & Lucy leave)
Scene IV 电影院奇遇
(In front of the movie theater. Peggy is waiting for Andy. Lucy is also waiting for Andy. They see each other.)
Peggy& Lucy: You…….
Lucy: Why are you here?
Peggy: I want to ask you the same question.
(At this time, Andy arrives; both Lucy and Peggy look at each other in confusion) Andy: Good afternoon, ladies!
Peggy& Lucy: She…., you……
Andy: Any questions? It’s more fun that we can all go to the movies together. (Andy looks at the watch). The movie will start soon. Let’s go!
Scoundrel: Don’t move! Give me your money.
Peggy& Lucy: Help, help!
Scoundrel: Be quiet! I won’t kill you if you give me your money. Hurry!
Andy: Calm down, sir. I’ll give you all the money I have. Don’t kill me. If you want to kill somebody, please kill them.
Lucy: Us? Are you crazy?
Peggy: We’re just girls!
Lucy: I can’t believe you are such a coward! How can you do this?
Peggy: You make me sad. Lucy, let’s go!
(They leave angry.)
Scoundrel: What a coward you are! Killing you is waste of my strength.
Chicken! (Scoundrel left but soon he come back)
Scoundrel: Wait!
Andy: Why did you turn back?
Scoundrel: I forgot to take my money. (Takes Andy’s money)
Scene V
Peggy: I’m so sorry. Lucy, can you forgive me? Please….
Lucy: Oh~ my dear friend! I’m feeling so sorry, too.
Peggy: So….we’re still good friends, right?
Lucy: Right! Then, let’s go eat. It’s my treat!
Peggy: Wow~ it’s a good idea! Let’s go.
(Allen shows up.)
Allen: Hi, baby!
(Peggy& Lucy see Allen at the same time, they got excited and run to Allen.)
Peggy& Lucy: Please be my boyfriend.
(Peggy& Lucy stare at each other.)
Lucy: Let go of your hands.
Peggy: He is mine!
Lucy: You already have a boyfriend, so he’s mine.
Peggy: Why do you always like to steal my boyfriend?
Lucy: You do, too.
Peggy: He’s mine!
Lucy: He’s mine!
Peggy: He’s mine!
Lucy: He’s mine!
Allen: Shut up! I don’t like girls!
Lucy: What?
Peggy: You’re lying. I can’t believe it.
Allen: Actually…….
(Andy appears.)
Allen: Oh, honey!
Andy: Oh, baby! I’m sorry that I’m late!
Allen: Little bad fellow. Don’t be late next time.
Lucy: Andy?
Andy: Lucy, Peggy, Why are you here?
Peggy: I…… (Looks at Allen and Lucy.)
Allen: Honey, they’re so weird. Don’t pay attention to them. Let’s go.
Andy: Sorry, I got to go. See you next time. Bye. (They leave)
Peggy: We’re girls, they’re boys, right?
Lucy: Sure. But, they….what happened?
Peggy: Maybe they are…..
Peggy& Lucy: Gay !!
本文来自: 教客网剧本大全(详细出处参考：
英语短剧剧本篇二：英文短剧剧本 海的女儿
英文短剧剧本 海的女儿
荣获湖南大学第二届英文短剧大赛
最具创意剧本奖、全校第二名、最佳表演奖
演员：王子（男）公主（女）巫女（女）上帝（男） 王子侍卫（2）旁白（1）
（音乐（1）：海浪+海鸥）
Far out in the ocean, where the water is as blue as the prettiest cornflower, and as clear as crystal, it is very, very deep .there lives six beautiful princess; but the youngest was the prettiest of them all; they call her little mermaid . her skin was as clear and delicate as a rose-leaf, and her eyes as blue as the deepest sea; but, like all the others, she had no feet. one day the god talked to her…
(音乐结束)
上帝：啊！我的女儿，海上有个王子落水了，我怕他污染水源，你去看看吧。
Oh,my dear daughter,a prince dropped in the sea now, He may pollute the water ,go and see him. 公主：是，上帝。可是我没有脚……
Ok , sir .but , you know, I have no feet….
上帝：你去问问巫女吧，也许她有办法。
Go and ask the witch, maybe she can help you .
（公主怀着忐忑的心情来到了巫女的小房子）
公主：可爱的巫女，可以给予我一双脚吗？
My lovely witch ,can you give me a pair of feet ?
巫女：呃，这个……
er…..
公主：你是我见过最美丽，最善良，最富有正义感的巫女了！就给我吧（作渴求状……）
Oh , you are the most beautiful and the kindest witch I have ever seen! Please ,please help me ! 巫女：（开始笑，哦HOHO~）可爱的公主啊，你的声音真动听啊，既然你那么有诚心，我就打个折，8000块，怎么样？
What a beautiful voice ,my lovely princess! Now that you are so sincere ,I’ll give you a discount ,8000$,OK?
公主：啊！你如此美丽的心灵会希望看见我为了王子而废寝忘食吗？我知道你那么有正义感，是不会允许有这样悲惨的事发生的吧！（握住巫女的手，放在胸前）
Oh,my dear witch.but I don’t have so much money !
巫女：那么这样吧，打个对折给你，4000块。我那么善良的人怎么舍得让公主为之落泪呢？ Then ,what about 4000$
公主：亲爱的巫女，你就送我一双脚吧，付出什么样的代价我都愿意！
Dear witch ,but I still can’t afford so much money .Give me a free pair please and I can do anything for you .
巫女：你要是能赢了我，我就给你！
Ok ,if you can beat me in the game,I’ll give it to you ,
公主：？什么游戏？
Then ,what’s the game ?
巫女：……
（音乐（2）:《两只老虎》）
[巫女，公主：表演前2次打成平手，第3才公主获胜]
公主：YE！我赢了 ！！！！！哈哈~~~~~
Oh ,yeah！ I’ve got it !
巫女：怎么会~~~~]
Oh,my money ,money ……（音乐停）
巫女：记住，千万不能开口说话，否则你的玉足就会变成丑陋的猪蹄，千万别忘了！
Ok ,but do member ,never talk ,or your beautiful feet become two ugly legs of the pig,understand ？ 公主：知道了，我不会开口说话的。谢谢。
yeah,I’ve remember it ,dear witch .thanks（公主的脸上流露出美丽的笑容）
（浮出水面）
王子：1米70，三围：xx xx xx 体重XXX 座右铭：我很丑可是我很温柔 （标牌）
(音乐（3）：《远方》)
王子：咳，咳。是你救了我吗？
ke,ke , you ~saved me ?
（表演）公主刚想开口说话，想起巫女的叮嘱，便止住了。
公主不停的点头
王子：你是谁？美丽的女孩？
Who are you ,my beautiful girl ?
(表演)公主沉默了，她多想告诉他她就是人鱼公主啊
王子：难道你就是和我有婚约的那个邻国的公主？
Are you the princess that have been engaged to me ?
（表演）公主楞了楞，摇摇头
王子：你不想告诉我你的名字吗？善良的公主……
You don’t want to tell me your name ?
公主摇头。
（音乐渐小，侍卫上）
这时候王子的侍卫赶到了，他们在海岸边寻找着王子的踪迹 （表演）
他们大叫道：王子！——王子你在哪呢——听到请回答——
prince !~~Where are you ,prince~~please answer !
（其中一个侍卫）I have a good idea。(拿出手机)give him a call。（dial） one ,two, three . (声音（4）《电话关机》：sorry,the subscriber you dialed is power off)
(另一个侍卫) let me call him .three、two,one
(声音（4）《电话关机》：对不起，你所拨打的用户正在充电中)
接着走，终于发现了躺在沙滩上的王子，公主这时只好躲到大礁石后头
侍卫：王子！你没事吧，可把我们吓死了
Prince ,you are here !Are you all right ?You frightened us so much!
王子：没事，扶我起来，我们回去吧
I’m ok,help me stand up ,let’s go back!。
过了许久，公主发现自己爱上了王子，她开始每天的守着他的大船，思念着她的黑马王子，思念着他黝黑
的皮肤，亮闪闪的眼睛和好听的声音。（）
Before long , the princess finds herself has fell in love with the prince. She misses his black skine bright eyes and beautiful voice. And then she begins to wait around the ship that prince lived in order to see her lover
王子也苦苦想着那救他的人儿，那若即若离的身影……（表演）
Bace to the palace , the prince misses the girl who saved him in his every dreams…（音乐结束）
One day ，（音乐《新闻联播》（6））
男（侍卫代替）：Good evening,my friends 女（旁白的人代替）：Good evening 。now we have important news: the princess who have engaged to the prince refused to marry him and left home yesterday ,if some body see her ,please call 999 999 or view the web:w-w-w.qq.com.thank you
（声音：男的声音）——美丽的人鱼公主来了啊~~走过路过不要错过哦~~本2004年度最佳美女奖得主来了啊~~让开，让开哦~~
Attention please ,attention please ,here comes the beautifull princess .She is the winner of beauty contest of 2007 ,watch out ,attention please!!
（王子瞪大了眼睛，看着盛装打扮的公主（王子心想，她哪来的衣服啊）公主今天打扮得特别艳丽，连她的微笑都似乎带上了海的色彩。）
王子：啊，是你吗？我遇到的可爱的人啊。你怎么会在这里呢？
oh,it’s you .you are the most lovely girl I have ever met. How you are here?
（公主微微地笑了一下，伸出手，似乎要王子邀请她跳舞。）
音乐（7）
王子吻了一下她的手，带着她跳了起来。
王子：啊，美丽的女孩，难道我是在做梦吗？
oh, my girl, am I dreaming at the moment?
（公主温柔地摇了摇头。）
王子：你今天很漂亮
you look so nice tonight
（公主有点脸红地底下头。）
公主与王子幸福地跳着舞，夜幕降临。明亮地月光照着王子与公主幸福的脸。
公主想：也许这是我凝视他的最后一刻了。
王子深情地看着公主。
王子：女孩，请你告诉我你的名字吧！
My girl, please tell me your name ,please
公主心想：拜托，难道你还没看出来吗？我不是不想说，而是不能说。（旁白）
王子：拜托了，让我听一听你的声音吧，为此我愿意赴汤蹈火，上刀山，下火海，跨越南北两极，纵横上下千年。
If I can appreciate your voice ,I can do anything for you. Please.
公主摇了摇头。舞曲结束了。
王子失望地离开了。
(旁白) However,the witch had told the princess that if she couldn’t get the kiss of the prince ,she will become the
lather.(泡沫)
（表演）人鱼公主一个人独自来到了礁石旁，和平时一样，用忧伤的眼神看着远处的城堡。她的身体正在慢慢变化，似乎越来越轻，越来越没有力气了，终于，她躺在礁石旁，昏了过去。（音乐（7）停）
(表演)这时，王子因为心情郁闷出来散步，一眼看见了躺在礁石上的人鱼公主，他急忙地跑了过去。
（音乐:《远方》（8）王子：美丽的人儿，你怎么了？（王子摇了摇她，发现她还没有醒来，着急得要命）啊，你快醒醒啊，你是不是因为我拒绝了你所以自寻短见啊，不要啊，我亲爱的公主，我只是一时气头上而已，并不是成心的啊~我美丽的公主~~
oh, my beautiful girl ,what ‘s the matter? My god ,please wake up quickly
公主似乎听不到王子的呼唤似的，依然没有动静。
王子：为什么~为什么~如果让我再来一次的话，我一定会好好珍惜你的（声音低沉失落地说）。 why? why? If there is one more chance ,I will hold on to you
白天，日光慢慢地升起，地平线上露出一点点的晨曦。公主的身体慢慢变得透明。
王子痛苦地抱着公主。
王子：上帝啊，美丽的女神啊，不要让我失去她吧，求求你们，无论什么条件我都会答应你。 wise God ,beautfull godness,please help me ! I can’t lose her ,If you promise to help me ,I can do anything （音乐结束）
英语短剧剧本篇三：英语搞笑短剧剧本-西游记
Beat it!
人物：T:唐僧 陈鹏 M:孙悟空 陈中良 P:猪八戒 李涛 S:沙僧 魏涛 X:白骨精原型 李鹏程 X1:白骨精变成的男人
X2:白骨精变成的女人 刘佳佳 Q:女儿国王后 徐静静
T: Wow…,boys,this place looks beautiful. where we are now?Does any one of you young men know what this place is?
众徒弟们摇头，除了八戒在看书。
T: bajie, give me the map(不回头，懒洋洋的问)
T:bajie? Give the map to me!（严肃的问）
T：bajie! Give the fucking……..(转过身看到八戒在看书)
T:(很吃惊) hey！bajie，you are making youself a new man.what kind of book are you reading? Is it 《jingangjing》 or 《dabeizhou》?
八戒依旧看书，不理睬。
T:(凑过去)let me have a look at it!
八戒才注意，赶忙藏书。但为时已晚，T一把抢过。发现是封面女郎很惹火，眼神立刻变得温柔，接过书开始看
T：yao….xi…..(流口水，八戒看到，拿出卫生纸给唐僧擦，唐僧回过神来)
T:（转身训斥八戒）how many times I have told you! You are not supposed to read this kind of book! I will keep it for you until the trip is end…..(唐僧将画册掖到衣服里)
P:But..um,why boss,why you always said we can never touch girls?I just do not understand…
T:（sigh），how many times I have to tell you ,That is because…
(唐僧摆出一个酷酷的动作，一边跳舞，一边开始唱歌，Jackson的dangeous) ………
P:I know
T:Monkey,I am hungry.Go and get me some food….Shaseng,you go feed the horse. (声音放低)and I think it is the time for me to call my little honey pony(甜蜜的，一边掏出手机，回头看到八戒在身边) hey！pig, get out of here !give me some private space!
唐僧开始给Q打电话
T:hi..how you’re doing(不解释….)
Q:I am fine,but I miss you.Since you left,I can not stoping recalling the days we are together..but you do not even give me a call
T:oh darling….i am sorry.these boys are so gaush,it is not convenient to phone you.But you know I love you…oh…they are back! Fuck u boys,can you give me a moment of peace…
M:who you are phoning,boss?
T:er (支支吾吾的)I was just having a chat with Budda. where is my food? M:here! I found some delicious bananas!
T:bananas again?! How many times I have told you!i am a monk, not a monkey! I want meat, meat(加重语气)！don’t you understand? The next time,you still brings me nothing but bananas, I think we can do nothing but
eat your buddy pig(眼睛瞄向八戒，流口水)
（T拿起手机）
T:I will call you later，honey，I miss you
Q:me too,I will be on the phone,bye…
唐僧拿着香蕉，从衣服里掏出画册，做到一边边吃边看，边擦嘴…..
白骨精上场
X;Hahahaaa…I heard that any monster eating master tang will get a infinite life.how lucky am I,they are in my area.Wow,I get to come up with a plan. Ehn…..get it! i can pretend to be a poor man,so they will trust me.haha……change change……
转了几圈，变成了一个男人。
X1:I look great!
蹒跚的走过去
X1:hello,master..i have not have food for days….can you give me some?
T(瞄一眼，继续吃、看)what? i myself is starving now.out of here, you bastard! Pig,beat him,get him out of here.
M正好回来 将它打死.
T：er…..悟空，I told you to get him out of here,not beat him to death….. Next time don’t do this kind of thing(摇头但继续吃，看书)
M: whatever, all right(懒得解释)
（悟空看到美女画册，急忙凑上去看，师傅把画册上下左右移动，悟空随之移动，师傅发现了，开始说：）
Ah, wukong ,you want to have a look at it,aren’t you ,If you want to just tell me, I will give it to you, if you don’t tell me how can I know that you want to
have a look at it, even if you think in your heart that you want to have a look at it, if you don’t tell me, I still do not know that you want to have a look at it…….(悟空早已痛苦不堪，逃离此地)
T：wukong！come back！（唐僧摇摇头,继续看书)
X:（看到画册）ah…..I got a idea!
变成了一个女的
说话一定要嗲
X2:（曼妙的走过来，碰一下唐僧，唐僧不转头：leave me alone.x2有碰一下，唐僧依然不转头：I said leave me alone.这时，x2开口说话）
X2:hi….Mr handsome!
T:（转头）wow…hi beauty!（扔掉画册，背景音乐响起，only you，神情对视，过会儿）come here,do you want some food？take some bananes。 i am tang seng,you can call me Tanny
X:hi Tanny…you look great,maybe we can have some time together alone T:yeah,you are right, what are we waiting for?! Let us go!
(半路碰到悟空，悟空火眼金睛看出是妖怪)
M:Monster!!look at how I beat you….
（唐僧赶忙拦住）
T:what you are doing,you bastard monkey!this beautiful lady is my guest, M:boss,it is a monster,he change himself into a charming girl so as to attact you.he will eat you
T:bullshit!you must be fed up with this trip to west…..
（悟空执意要打，唐僧苦劝不听）
T：I think you little monkey need some punishment(摆姿势，要念咒语) M：（赶忙说）oh,no, master,not that spell.
Q:(sigh)it is so late!(念咒，喜洋洋美羊羊灰太狼红太郎，别看我只是一只羊……悟空落荒而走)
T安慰x2之后，继续走，一段路之后：
X2:hahaha…..look at who I am （变回原样，唐僧大喊救命）
.X2：i will eat you….
Q及时赶来，从悟空那里得知了情况
Q:monster!...stop！he is my man....
（转向T）you get attracted by this ugly monster,are you gay?（不可思议的） T：no, I am not！(有口莫辩)
Q（面向x）：who are you?
X:I am baigujing….and you？
Q:doesn’t matter.i will finish you（举起魔杖，要说阿瓦达索命，突然停住）Oh…but you look familiar….you are xiaobai?
X:you are小小？ it must been hundreds of years since the last time I met you,where have you been these years.
Q:why do not contact me?
X:I do not know your number…..
this is your man?!
Q:how could it be possible(走过来，把唐僧拨拉到一旁)..i miss you，小白
英语短剧剧本篇四：守株待兔英语短剧剧本
守株待兔（英语短剧） 剧本
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（因为是搞笑，所以不必太拘谨。普通台词意思对即可。）
[开始。树）上台安静地屹立到舞台较后方。导演（范冰）走到台前]
导演：Action！[跑下台]
[农夫冷酷地上。]
农夫：I’m a farmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]A modern farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，回头生气地踢了下绊自己的石头，继续保持冷酷]When I was yong,I
studied in Nan~tong Middle School[掏出胸卡骄傲地展示给观众看，收起]！So I’m rich now！
[开始展示名牌，边说边掏]Look！This is my modern mobile——Motorola WC 250！This is my Swatch!This my MP3!This is my shoes——ADI~DAS!This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry. And look at this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do U know what’s this？痒痒挠？No no no~~It’s my modern——锄头~！！[看下表]It’s time to do some farming！[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作，锄了两下，突然] Oh yes!I think farming should be combined with music![掏出MP3戴上，开始很有激情地边锄地边唱]Farming farming,I’m farming!Farming should be combined with music~!Farming farming,I’m farming!Farming will be funny and easy~![边唱边锄边慢慢下台，把没用的道具拿走，把有用的道具准备在口袋里] [树走上前台]
树：I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，边做边唱：哼哼哈西！！！]I can dance![跳四小天鹅]I’m tall!And I’m Strong!IF you hit me,you will 挂掉！Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。树站回后台]
[兔子A上]
兔子A（一开始不知道状况。以为自己扮演周杰伦，所以很热情地上场跟观众打招呼）：Hey everybody,I’m Jay!I love U!I love Nantong![展示新专辑《十一月的肖邦》]Now let me sing one of my new songs to U！The name of the song is 《发如雪》！[清清嗓子正要唱，这时候导演（范冰）上]
导演：[拿手中纸筒狠狠打了下兔子A的头]What are U doing?! Now U are a
rabbit,understand?![兔子A：Sorry sorry sorry] [导演边说边夺过《十一月的肖邦》。导演下台之前，看了下《十》] What’s this?[看了看，惊喜地]Oh!It’s mine！（很兴奋地拿着下场）
兔子A：OK,now I’m a rabbit. I just had my breakfast. Now I’m just walking around here. I think walking after meals is good for my health. [在场上转圈，悠闲散步]
[农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子]
农夫：（惊喜地）Lunch！[扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it！ [偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走]
[农夫跟在兔子后面。两个人走啊走。兔子突然回头。农夫假装看手表。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装看天气。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装打手机。两人继续走，兔子回头。这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子。]
兔子A：Wahhhh~!（吓一跳）What’s this！
农夫：Hnnnn…！I will kill U for lunch!
兔子A：But your gun… [帮农夫把枪头调转过来（农夫一开始把枪对着自己）]
农夫：Thank you!
兔子A：My pleasure. （突然想起来农夫要杀自己） Wah~~~~~~ [兔子跑，躲到树后面，农夫追到树前]
农夫：Where~ to go? Haha!
[农夫开了一枪“砰”。兔子在树后惊慌躲闪，没被打到。树做出受伤中弹状。 农夫又开枪，同上。 农夫开始加快频率，火力密集地开枪。兔子开始时惊慌躲闪，躲着躲着跳起舞来。树继续痛苦中弹状。]
兔子A[自我陶醉中，边跳边说]You didn’t hurt me! You didn’t hurt me！
树：[痛苦万分地]But…U…Hurt me….[痛苦地慢慢挪动到兔子背后]
[兔子继续兴奋地跳舞。农夫停止开枪，走到兔子面前，看着它。 兔子猛然抬头发现]
农夫：Ah ha~! Bye bye ! [举枪对准兔子，开枪，没声音，看看枪，示意没子弹了。兔子见状，非常兴奋地大笑起来]
兔子A：Ha ha ha ha! You can’t kill me now！ [兴奋大笑，笑到抽筋，笑到后仰。突然头撞倒了后面的树] Wa ！[兔子晕两下~~ “我倒！” 倒地]
农夫：OH! [很兴奋地过去两个手指提起兔子]My lunch , I caught you !!! [想一下] But I’m still full now.Let me tie it to the tree and have a sleep.I will eat it after sleeping.[把兔子绑到树上。倒地睡到树旁边]
……
兔子A：[兔子很快醒了，看看四周，发现自己被绑了，很惊讶]Where am I? What happened?
树：[指着农夫]He caught you and wanted to eat you.
兔子A：What?! I must leave here! But how can I escape？[东张西望，看到农夫的手机]
[兔子不知不觉地把树杈移开，走到手机前看了看]咦？What’s this？[捡起来看]Oh,a
mobile.[再看]It’s beautiful.[放回原处。 又自觉地把自己绑在树上。 突然想起来]A mobile！Maybe I can call some one to help me！ [又不知不觉地把自己放出来，那起手机] But how to use it？？？
树：[走上前]Let me tell U.Look,press this button![给兔子]
兔子A：Oh I see. [做出打电话的样子] 喂？
李咏：[上台，激情澎湃地] Hello！This is lucky fifty-two！[做出幸运52的手势]I’m Liyong！Now let’s start our first question！What’s the most probable relation between 康熙 and 雍正？ A. Husband and wife B.Teacher and student C.Waiter and costomer Answer me,please!
兔子A：（很冷漠地）Sorry， wrong number.[挂掉]
李咏：Answer me!Answer me! En..?喂？喂喂？[很郁闷地下台]
兔子A：Now let me call again.[拨打] 喂？
兔子B：喂？
兔子A：Hey Jackey！
兔子B：Hey tommy!
兔子A：How are you doing?
兔子B：Fine,thank you.And U?
兔子A：I’m fine too!How are your parents doing?
兔子B：They are fine,thank you.And U?
兔子A：They are fine,too!How is your uncle doing?
兔子B：He’s fine,thank you!And U?
兔子A：He’s fine , too!
兔子B：But why do you call me? If you want borrow some money from me…NO WAY!!!
兔子A：No no no!I’m in danger now!Come and help me!!!
兔子B：But where are you?
兔子A：I’m under a tree!
兔子B：[边打电话边在附近走，经过兔子A面前，两个人还没发现]What can you see around you?
兔子A：I see a rabbit ,rather like you!
兔子B：A rabbit…rather like me… OK! I’ll soon come!Wait for me! I will help you! [匆匆离开]
[兔子A 打完电话，小心翼翼地把手机放回农夫处，还很有礼貌地说了句“Thank you.” 然后又很自觉地把自己绑回了树上]
兔子A：Hahaha!My friend will come and save me,yeah! [兴奋过度，后仰，头又撞倒树上，昏眩中…“我晕！” 又晕了]
[兔子B上。]兔子B：I’m also rabbit！I’m clever! I’m brave ! And I’m strong! [展示肌肉] OH！My friend is here!Let me help him out! [费力地想把树枝（双臂）挪开，使了几次劲，还是不行] It’s too tight! I must think of a good way! [看到农夫扔掉的痒痒挠] Let’s see,what’s this！A 锄头！[装作打高尔夫球，试了试锄头手感]Oh,it’s nice.[走到树面前，正要砍]
树：Stop！！！What will you do?
兔子B：I will cut you down to save my friend.
树：O. [突然醒悟] What?! Cut me down?! Teachers told us that we should protect the environment! Understand?!
兔子B：Oh yes！You are right! [扔掉锄头] I have to think of another idea! [想了想] Oh!![灵感突来][看了看手表] Oh it’s time to do morning exercise ！Come on! [开始带头做早操。做着做着对树说“Follow me！” （企图让树动起来，两只手松开，这样就可以救出兔子A）树
也开始跟着做起早操。 兔子B轻轻上前，想救出兔子A。但是树的广播操动作恰好都是会挡住营救的。兔子B狂汗… -_-b 广播操毕。树继续绑着兔子A]
兔子B：Why?! Maybe I need another idea. Oh!I’v got it！Music！ [音响放起泰坦尼克号主题曲高潮前奏。 兔子B抱住树，企图引导树像女主角一样张开双臂，放出兔子A。树渐渐陶醉，手缓缓松开。兔子B正要搭救同伴，突然兔子A两只手张开，成了女主角动作。树又抱住了兔子A的腰，成了男主角动作。树和A陶醉其中。B要唤醒A：“Wake up!Wake up!”
兔子A沉醉其中，完全不理它，还用脚踹走要救它的B：“Don’t disturb me！”继续陶醉。]
兔子B：（无奈ing…）Stop！！！（音乐停） （沮丧）I can’t save my friend…[掏出纸巾想要擦汗，带出10块钱，掉在地上]
树：Money！[一个箭步冲上去捡起钱，回到原位并且对着太阳验钞。]
兔子A：[看四周] I’m free!!!Oh yes,I’m free!Thank you,Jackey! [慢动作深情扑向兔子B] Jackey~~~~ [突然兔子B低头系鞋带。兔子A控制不住一下子撞在树上，晕两下说：“暴头！”死翘。] [兔子B见状冲上去，深情地搂住A：“Tommy!Tommy！”[伤心地俯下身子，紧紧抱住A]
[这时睡觉中的农夫突然一个翻身，又把B压在了下面]
兔子B：I…can’t….breath……I’m dying!!!! [也翘了]
农夫：[农夫这时候醒了。擦了下口水，看见两只兔子] En..?Two rubbits! I rememer I have caught just one?! Oh,maybe I drank too much.
[兴奋地一手提一只兔子，哼着小曲下场]
树：[还在验钞的树正在高兴，突然发现是假钞]A！It’s a fake！Wait for me！[追下去]
英语短剧剧本篇五：英语搞笑短剧剧本[1]
三打白骨精
Three Times’ Beating Monster
人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒
J：沙僧
B：白骨精（何平） B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头
T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?
S: Bajie,map!
E: (摸出，递给S)
S: Look,boss (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）
T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!
E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)
T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west
E: But……
T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?
E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So. S: Fat Pig!
E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….
S: You will what(凶相)?
E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).
S: Hm!
T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?
E: You see , boss is hungry,too!
T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!
J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..
T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?
S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）
J: This is…..?
S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!
T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!
S: Bye!(走)
T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》
B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)
B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?
J: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.
B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!
T: Bomb?(打出)
B1: Double King!
T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)
S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)
B1: （倒)Ah……
T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!
T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)
S: Oh,please don’t……
T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)
S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)
T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!
B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)
B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?
T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)
S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2) E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)
J: Look,(伸食指)how many?
T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)
B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊)
S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)
T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!
S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!
T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!
S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》
J: boss, brother Monkey is.......
T: Don't mention that guy any more!
B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)
T: （惊）You are......
B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)
B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......
S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.
T: Wukong?
E: Oh,Brother Monkey!
J: Our hero is back!
T: I,I can't understand......What happened?
S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you! T: How,how did you find out?
S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)
T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)
S: What?
T: I'm sorry.
S: Em? Louder,please?
T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）
(谢幕)
《孔雀东南飞》
Wanderseveryfivemiles
焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort)
太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort)强盗Burglars(ABandC)
Prologue
(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)
J:EverybodysaysthatI’mhenpecked,butinfact,I’masstrongasatiger,(小声)whilemy
wifeisWuSong.
(指着上台处的门大声道)I’mnotafraidofyou!
(内砸出一脸盆,Ｊ接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’mafraidofwhom?
MywifeLunchisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.Sheisbraverthanme,
smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetender
thanme.Butsheisnot!Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell!
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)
MyGod!Whocanhelpme?(下)
Act1
(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)
JM(拄拐棍上):Ican!
(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou?
L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’mhere!What’supmum?
JM:I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefuland
dearestmother-in-law”.
L:OK.Mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what’sup?
JM:Sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so
lazy……
L:But……
JM:Neverinterruptme!
L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardall daylong,cookingandwashing.Ihaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchicken
and……
JM:Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson!
L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,youwantagrandson,don’tyou?(开始解围裙)Goandaskyour
son.I’mleaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)
Act2
(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)
L:Mum,I’mback!
LM:Youareback?Why?Whathappened?
L:Iwaskickedoutbymymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother–in-law.
LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!Whenyouinsistedon
marryingthatterribleJohnny,Itoldyouthatheisuglystupidandpoor,butyoudidnotlisten
tome.Lookatyourself……
L:But,mum……
L:Mum,I’mnotinterruptingyou.IjustwanttotellyouthatyouarealwaysrightOK?And
I’llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto.
LM(大喜):Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayor’ssoninthemarket.Hesaid:“Ifyoudaughter Haven’tbeenmarried,Ireallyreallywanttomarryher!”Nowyouarefreeagain,I’llgo
andtellhim.(下)
L(惊愕):What?Themayor’sson?Themostfamousplayboyintheneighbor-hood?(手中的锅 铲掉在地上)WhatasillythingIhavedone!(下)
Act3
(J睡眼惺忪上)
J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Wherearemysocks?
(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Heretheyare!(闻一下) Er!Howsmelly!Theyarestilldirty!
(突然想起)Lunchhasgone!Ihavetowashthemmyself.
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’msohungry!Butthere’snobreakfast!(捡起地上的围 裙)ThisiswhatLunchalwayswears!Imisshersomuch,andherexcellentcookingskill!Now
shehasgone.Ihavetocookformymotherandmyself.
JM(上):Where’smybreakfast?Where’sLunch?Hasn’tshegotupyet?
J:Mum,can’tyouremember?Lunchhasgone!
JM(沉吟片刻):Well,totellyouthetruthJohnny,asonwithoutawifeisuseless.Lunchisanice
girl,goandtakeherback!
J(立正敬礼):Yesmadam!
Act4
(J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)
A:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!
Theroadisbuiltbyme!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)
B:AndIplantedonetree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)
C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---(欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚)
AB&C:Giveusallyourmoney!
J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出１角硬币):Is1maoenough?
(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)
A:Whatbadluck!Thisguyisbroken!
B:Ifwecannotrobanymoneytoday,wewillhavenothingtoeattonight!
C:Iheardthatthemayor’ssonisgoingtomarryMissLiuLanzhinextmonth.WEcangoand
robthewedding!
A&B:Goodidea!
J(惊讶):What?What?Lunchisgoingtogetmarried?It’simpossible!
AB&C:Why?Aprettygirlandarichman,whatagoodcouple!
J:ButLunchismywife!Wehaven’tgotdivorcedyet!
(突然有了主意)I’vegotanidea!Youaregoingtorobthewedding,don’tyou?I’llgo
withyou.YoutakethemoneyandItakethebride.
B:Haveyougotanyexperience?
J:No.ButI’vegotthis!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄１，０００，０００)
Act5
(转眼已到了婚礼之期．MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台) (J和三强盗跃至台中)
ABC&J:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!
A:Theroadisbuiltbyme!
B:AndIplantedonetree.
C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---
J:Giveusallyourmoney!
(L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头)
L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后)
(MS大怒，挥拳向J打来．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L晕倒)
J(火冒三丈):Howdareyoubeatmywife!（挥拳向MS冲去）
(J与MS混战，JM上，以拐杖击晕MS)
(J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)
J(扶起L，关切地问):Honey,howareyou?
L(哭状):Ihurtalot!
J:Don’tcrybaby.I’llgoandfetchthemedicine. (下)
L(起身去追):Waitforme! (跑下)
(音乐起 CanYouCelebrate)
Big words of western tour （大话西游）
Chapter 1
Site：The wedding
Characters:牛魔王 、至尊宝、紫霞、小妖
Aside: The story begins with a wedding. The Bull King is going to have a concubine.
牛：Today is my wedding. I am going to have a concubine. Ha ha ha „„.
妖：Concubine? Dose your wife agree to it?
牛：Oh! She is not lovely anymore. She’s right now at the Flame Mountain. She can do nothing about it!
(至尊宝从后台走入人群中)
牛：Let me introduce my brother to you! My bro!
Come here! This is my brother.
(牛深情地转向紫霞)
英语短剧剧本篇六：大学生英语短剧剧本(4人)
Scene ⅰ:
地点（at campus）
人物：kevin Jason and Rita
Jason: Oh ,I’m sorry ,are you ok ? 对不起，你还好吗？
Rita: How familiar! 好眼熟啊！
J: you pick? 是你捡的吗？
Kevin: Shut up ！谁说的！
R and J: Kevin ? 是Kevin 吗？
K: Jasson ? Rita ?
Rita:Kevin! Do you know ? I miss you so much. we have lost much
romantic without you 你知道吗? 我太想你了kevin,没有你我们少了很多浪漫
Jason:It’s so nosiy here ,let’s find a quiet place to talk.这里太吵了，我们找个安静的地方聊吧
K to R: Is it convenient for you to share your department with me during my finding job?在我找工作期间方便让我住你的宿舍吗?
R: Sure ,no problem,as long as avoid dormitory administrator当然没问题,只要躲过宿管就可以了
J: But why? What happened to you ? I thought that after graduation you will live well.但是为什么啊？你怎么了？我以为你毕业后会过的很好
R: You’re such a dream catcher .why are you come back to the place where you were sick of?你那么有梦想的人，怎么还要回到你曾经连做梦都不爽的地方？
K: Because no money ,no job,even there’s no place to live.Nothing at all. 因为我没钱、没工作，甚至连住的地方都没有，一无所有。 R：Impossible !这不可能！
K: This is what happened…事情是这样的。。。
Scene ⅱ:
(at kevin’s home)
人物：Kevin , land lady Marry
M: Open the door, open the door.开门开门
K: What’s wrong ？Marry？有事吗Marry?
M: Look,you must be paid as rent, You’ve defaulted if for 6 months. Not only didn’t I take your deposit,but also I disbursed ultilities for half a year. I’m enough of it .pay off your bills ,right now.听着，你现在必须付房租，你已经拖6个月了，我不仅没收你押金，连水电都帮你垫付了半年。我受够你了，付清账单，现在，马上， 立刻，马上！
K: please, I have no money now. Look , I only eat the cheap bread for food . 拜托，我现在真的没钱。看，我只能吃这种廉价的食物。 M: Wow , turn to black , is it my dog’s food ? 哇，都变色了！是我家狗的食物吗？
K: Oh , my dear ！I promise I will pay off your debt once I find a job.
please extend a time limit.噢，天哪！拜托，我现在真的没钱，我保证，一旦我找到工作我一定付清。再宽限几天吧。
M: Find a job? Ha. . you’ve said that over 100 times. and then?找到工作？哈。。你都说了100遍了。然后呢？
K: I work so hard ,but useless.Which company would hire a man
without any certificates？我已经很努力了，可又有什么用呢？哪家公司会雇用一个没什么证书的人呢？！
M: There’re a lot of choices around you. dustman, babysit, salesman and so on.你身边就有很多选择，环卫工人，保姆，销售员 ，等等、、 K: No no no ….i’m a university student.i’ll be a white collar,manager orsinger.at that time ,I’ll pay your double.不不不。。我可是个大学生,我将来可是会成为白领，经理，或是歌手什么的。那时， 我会付你双倍。
M:Well , thank you .but I don’t’t hink I can wait to .university student.if you don’t pay off your debt,please go out..，我想我等不到那天的，“大学生”，如果你不交清房租水电就请出去
Scene ⅲ:
地点：campus
人物：K R J
K: You see ,that’s why I asked Rita’s department.这就是我为什么蹭
住R的公寓的原因
R： Why not go home ?为什么不回家呢？
K：Home? Be a farmer?no I’m going to die.回家？当农民？我不如去死。 J： At least,you won’t worry about the food and the place to live.至少不愁吃住啊
K:simple house and diet,I can’t bear to be laughed at by rose.吃得差住的差，我可不想被ROSE笑话。
J: Oh how about rose.对了，ROSE 怎么样了。
K: Now ,she is a civil servant,it’s unfair.these bookishes benefit
all,including JULAR, HELLEN.当公务员了，这个世界真不公平，好处都让这些书呆子占尽了。包括Jular, Hellen.
J:No ,rose wanted to be a civil servant and succeed ,she is so extrodinary.不，ROSE 的梦想是当公务员，而且他实现了，真厉害。
R： She so focus on the score ,even no personality.does she have dreams.她那么重视成绩，而且没个性，她会有梦想吗？
J：She just obey teachers.她只是太听老师话而已。
K：She has dreams,however,I just made daydreams.oh still now,I got it that making dreams come true relys on occupations.most of us only make day_dream. Therefore ,make fun of those that accumulate capital. I have only myself to blame她有梦想，而我只是做梦。天啊，我今天才明白有梦想还要有资本，梦想才能成真，我们大多只顾做梦不去积累资本，而且还取笑那些积累资本的人，我真是咎由自取。
J: It’s not enough that just have dreams原来仅仅有梦想还是不够的 R：Don’t be sad!we’ll help you .别难过，我们会帮助你的。
J：Yes ,you rest your heart living here, then, center your attention on finding job.是的，你就暂住这里，然后努力找工作。
K: Criticaliy, now , I have to get the one back , diploma , which I’ve lost.最可怕的是，我现在必须把我已经丢掉的东西——毕业证，拿回来。 R: Ideed ,I wouldn’t l ike yours.确实，我也不想像你这样。
R to J : how about us ? Are we still only dreaming but action?那我们又是怎样呢？我们也还是只做梦不行动吗？
K: Look up to the sky, more should be down-to-earth. 仰望天空，更应脚踏实地。
J: Our dream is far beyond the range of possible without efforts and sweet.不付出努力和汗水我们的梦想是不会实现的。
K,J,R: Dream catcher, go into action, right now.追梦人，行动起来吧
英语短剧剧本篇七：孔雀东南飞--英语搞笑短剧剧本
焦仲卿johnny(j for short)
刘兰芝lunch(l for short)
焦母johnny’s mother(jm for short)
刘母lunch’s mother(lm for short)
太守之子mayor’s son(ms for short)
强盗burglars(a b and c)
prologue 序幕
(j作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,j被打中,狼狈不堪)
j:everybody says that i’m hen pecked, but in fact,i’m a strong tiger,(小声)while my wife is wusong.
译：人人都说我怕老婆，实际上我是老虎，（小声）我妻子是武松。 (指着上台处的门大声道)i’m not afraid of you!
译：我才不怕你呢！
(内砸出一脸盆,j接住当成盾牌护着头)then, i’m afraid of whom! my wife lunchi is the most famous woman in the neighborhood. she is braver than me, smarter than me and stronger than me .all this i do not care. i only want her to be tenderer than me. but she is not! having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
译：谁怕谁啊！在邻里中，我妻子是最有名气的。她比我勇敢、比我聪明、比我强壮。我也不在乎这些。我只觉得她该对我温柔些，但是她却不懂温柔！有这样的太太就像活在地狱中啊！
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中j)
my god! who can help me?(下)
译：我的天！谁来救救我啊？
act1 第一幕
(序幕结束时,jm作窃听状)
jm(拄拐棍上):i can!
(对门内)lunch! lunch! where are you?
l(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):i’m here! what’s up ，mum?
jm:i have told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law”.
l:ok.my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what’s up?
jm:since you married my son you have behaved so badly. you have been so rude, so brusque,so lazy……
l:but……
jm:never interrupt me!
l:never interrupt me! since i married your son, that terrible johnny, i have been working hard all day long, cooking and washing. i have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken and……
jm: but all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson!
l(生气地挥动着锅铲):oh, you want a grandson, don’t you?(开始解围裙)go and ask your son. i’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在jm的脸上,下)
act2
(lm坐在台上打毛线,l拿着锅铲上)
l: mum, i’m back!
lm: you are back?why? what happened?
l:i was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.
lm(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):see! i have already told you! when you insisted on marrying that terrible johnny, i told you that he is ugly, stupid and poor, but you did not listen to me. look at yourself……
l: but, mum……
lm: never interrupt me!
l: mum, i’m not interrupting you. i just want to tell you that you are always right ok? And i’ll marry whomever you want me to.
lm(大喜): nice girl! just now, i met the mayor’s son in the market. he said, “if your daughter haven’t been married, i really really want to marry her!” now you are free again, i ’ll go and tell him.(下)
l(惊愕): what? the mayor’s son? the most famous playboy in the neighborhood? (手中的锅铲掉在地上)what a silly thing i have done!(下)
act3
(j睡眼惺忪上)
j(边走边道): lunch! lunch! where are my socks?(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)here they are!(闻一下) er! how smelly! they are still dirty! (突然想起)lunch has gone! i have to wash them myself. (他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)oh, i’m so hungry! but there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围裙)this is what lunch always wears! i miss her so much, and her excellent cooking skill! Now she has gone. i have to cook for my mother and myself.
jm(上): where’s my breakfast? where’s lunch? hasn’t she got up yet?
j: mum, can’t you remember? lunch has gone!
jm(沉吟片刻): well, to tell you the truth johnny, a son without a wife is useless. lunch is a nice girl, go and take her back!
j(立正敬礼): yes madam!
act4
(j开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)
a: hey you! stop and listen to us!
the road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)
b: and i planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)
c: if you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头，但踩到了a的脚)
ab&c: give us all your money!
j(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):is 1mao enough?
(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)
a: what bad luck! this guy is broken!
b: if we cannot rob any money today, we will have nothing to eat tonight!
c: i heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry miss liu lanzhi next month. we can go and rob the wedding!
a&b: good idea!
j(惊讶): what? what? lunch is going to get married? it’s impossible!
ab&c: why? a pretty girl and a rich man, what a good couple!
j: but lunch is my wife! we haven’t got divorced yet!(突然有了主意) i’ve got an idea! you are going to rob the wedding, don’t you? i’ll go with you. you take the money and i take the bride.
b: have you got any experience?
j: no. but i’ve got this!(j脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000) act5
(转眼已到了婚礼之期．ms意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，j盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)
(j和三强盗跃至台中)
abc&j: hey you! stop and listen to us!
a: the road is built by me!
b: and i planted one tree.
c: if you want to go by this street---
j: give us all your money!
(l听到j的声音，掀起了盖头)
l(惊喜万分): johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到j的身边并躲到了的身后)
(ms大怒，挥拳向j打来．j矮身一躲，ms打中了j身后的l，l晕倒) j(火冒三丈): how dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向ms冲去）
(j与ms混战，jm上，以拐杖击晕ms)
(j将ms胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前) j(扶起l，关切地问):honey, how are you? l(哭状): i hurt a lot!
j: don’t cry baby. i’ll go and fetch the medicine. (下) l(起身去追):wait for me! (跑下)
英语短剧剧本篇八：英文短剧《面试》剧本
英文短剧《面试》
施：月光电源经理
苗：月光电源人事主管
石，王，刘：接受面试大学生。其中石很优秀，王是富二代，刘女生 施：HI,ladies and gentlemen.I am the manager of the MOONGROW
company.Today I am glad to introduce our company to you.
Moongrow Power Supply Co., Ltd. is a National high-tech enterprise specialized in research, development, marketing and sales of renewable energy products especially for solar and wind power. As a leading specialist in inverters technology and material, MOONGROW is committed to research, development, manufacturing, and marketing of innovative and superb renewable energy products that meet and surpass international standards and customer demands worldwide.
But There is a question.The products from some famous companies,such like:sungrow,sunteck and sunup,can only work in a sunny day,at night they are out of work.Our products not only work at daytime,but also can transform the moonlight into green energy.So you see our company has a great future.
Welcome to join us,thank you.
Let’s welcome the head of HR to tell you the details about the interview.
苗：Good morning,everyone.I’m the HR of the moongrow company.
Today,we will have an interview. Our company is seeking for talented person. As the staff of technology or marketing. After several examinations, three outstanding interviewees are here. But only one of them can win the opportunity to enter our company.
Now,please come in.
施：Good morning,first,introduce yourselves. Mr. Shi please.
石：Good morning,everyone. I’m very happy to be here.I’d like to
introduce myself.My name is Shi Rongliang. I’ll graduate from XX University in July next year. And,my major is Power Electronics and Powers Drives,which is one of the most famous majors in our university. In my way of thinking,education is an important aspect of my life.And I get first class scholarship and national scholarships every year. I appreciate that our professors put great emphasize on the academic teaching of the electric theory foundation during our four year course.
I have a good command of power conversion technology. Not only do my qualification make me a perfect candidate,my personality,strong will and indomitable spirit. I thingk I have the excellent ability of working independently or with a diverse work force as well. Apart from the above mentioned,my scholastic pursuit make me spare no effort to get down to everything.
With my pious enthusiasm and sincerity,I want to join you to work for your company. I believe that I can because I think I can.
施：And you Mr. Wang.
王：Good morning. It is really my honor to have the opportunity for an
interview. I hope I can make a good performance today and I am confident that I can succeed.
My name is Wang Ye. My father is “Li Gang”. And Mr. Shi,we have known each other right? Last night you and I had our dinner together and I wonder if you have lost something. I believe that this book must belong to you.
(王拿出一本书，书中夹着几张100元钱，施接过书，把钱收起来，咳嗽两声，假装正经继续面试。)
施：Ke ke… You know, what you are doing now is very harmful to our
company and also to yourself. So I hope this kind of behaviour would not happened again. Ok ,let’s go on.
王：Ok, I have just graduated from XX University with good aility. And
also, I have a powerful family background. I think it will be helpful to both of us if I can entre this company. That’s all, and I believe it is enough. Thank you.
施：What about you,Miss Liu.
刘：Good morning. It is a pleasur for me to be here in front of you to
present myself. My name is Liu Di. I am a candidate for the position
of electrical engineer.
My background and work experience are tailor-made for this position. I studied power system in XX University, and then I received my master’s degree from XX univercity.
As is known to us all, moongrow is a forward-looking company, I am award that your company is developping new energy, particularly in the electric energy. Thus you are going to need an aggressive engineer.
A position with your company would be a learning experience and a great opportunity. I look forward to becoming part of your company. Thank you.
苗：Now we will ask you some questions. First,what are your greatest
strengths and weakness? Mr. Shi please.
石：With my qualifications and experience, I feel I am hardworking,
responsible and diligent in any project I undertook. Your organization could enefit from my analytic and interpersonal skills. However I tend to drive myself too hard and I like to see a job done quickly, and I am critical if it isn’t. But I think I can conquer them in the future.
王：My strength is that I am confident and brave enough to do things that
others can’t achieve. Well my weakness is that,you know,I am not tall enough, not handsome enough. Otherwise I would be a perfect
rich second generation.(富二代)
刘：I feel that my strongest asset is my ability to stick to things to get
them done. And I am afraid that my weakness is I am a poor talker. I am not comfortable talking with people whom I have just met for the first time. That is not very good for business, so I have been studying public speaking.
施：Miss Liu, you know, this year our company does not plan to recruit
female students. Why do you come here?
刘：I understand your company’s plan, but sex is not the key to elect
personnel, it also based on the individual level. I have excellent performance in all aspects. Some boys do not better than me.(扭过头看看王，暗示说的就是他…) I can play the advantages of girls.
施：Then, how do you handle your failure?
刘：None of us was born perfect. I am sure I will be given a second
chance to correct my mistake.
苗：Mr. Wang, why do you think you are worth to us?
王：As I just said, I have a powerful family background. My entering your
company may bring a lot of benefit to both the company and me. This is a Win-Win situation.
苗：What kind of staff would you like to join in?
王：Marketing.
苗：And what makes you think you would be successful in this position?
英语短剧剧本篇九：英语短剧剧本
英语短剧剧本
就找到了一个~
（道具：小床、门）
Mum: Tom get up !
Tom Yes ,mummy. Good moring,mummy.
Mum: Good moring,Tom.
Mum: Breakfast is reday.
Tom: I\'m coming. Wow, eggs ! I like eggs.
Mum: Now, Tom. Wash your face.
Tom: Yes, I will.
Mum: Brush your teeth.
Tom: All right.
Tom: Moring, Daddy.
Dad: Moring, dear.
Tom: I\'m hungry.
Mum: Have an egg, please.
Tom: Thanks, mummy.
I want some milk.
Mum: Here you are.
Tom: I\'m full.
Mum: Time to go to school.
Tom: Where is my school bag?
Mum: Here it is.
Are you ready?
Tom: Yes. Goodbye, mummy. Goodbye ,daddy.
Mum&Dad: Goodbye, Tom.
（上学路上，一段跳舞的动作，配乐）
Tom: Hello WiWi.
WiWi: Hello Tom.
Tom: Are you going to school?
WiWi: Yes. Let\'s go.
Jane: Hello Tom ,hello WiWi.
Tom &WiWi: Hello Jane.
Jane : Are you going to school?
Tom &WiWi: Yes. Let\'s go.
（上课，铃声响，一段跳舞和做游戏，配乐）
Mr Xu: Now class begins.
Pupils: Stand up!
Mr Xu: Hello, boys and girls.
Pupils: Hello Mr Xu.
Mr Xu : Sit down, please.
Are you all here?
Monitors: No.
Mr Xu: Let\'s count.
Pupils: One , two, three, four...ten
（咚咚咚）
May: May I come in?
Mr Xu: Come in, please.
May: Sorry, I\'m late.
Mr Xu: That\'s all right.
Don\'t be late again
Mr Xu: Let\'s play.
Show me one.
Pupils : (Show a ginger.)
Mr Xu: Clap two.
Pupils: (clap their hands).
Mr Xu : Today we will learn some songs. Who can try?
Puple : I can .
Mr Xu : Please.
(Happy new year!
Eyes and ears.
Trian is coming.
Fish where are you)
（看一下手表）Class is over. Goodbye boys and girls.
Pupils: Goodbye .
人物：Mummy, Daddy, Tom, Mr Xu, May
英语短剧剧本The Pocket Money
Characters: Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A),
Candy(C), Policeman(P)
Preparation: 学校布景，做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景
Scene1（At Salesman’s home）
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy
salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀）
Wow, everything is ready!
糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu…
S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Haha……
C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty!(拖糖果下场)
Scene2（At the school gate）
N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. （Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩）
(小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……
M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!
A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!
M: Let’s ask him.
A: OK!
C: Don’t buy me！（非常焦急）
M&A: Why?
C: I’m dirty！
M: No, you look nice!
C: What can I do? (面向观众) Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)
S: Candies! Candies!（引诱两个女孩）
M&A: How much are they?
S: Do you have money?（轻蔑）
M&A: Money?(对视)
M:Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之极）
A: Me too.
S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开，下场)
M: What can we do now?
A: Let’s ask dad for money.
M: But how to ask?
A: How?…Oh,I know ,let’s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信） M: Good idea!(全部下场)
Scene 3:（At Maggie’s home）
N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. (爸爸看报)
M: Dad,dad,let’s sing a song ,OK? (同时Alice去取吉他准备拿给爸爸) A: And play the guitar for us!
M: We know you play so well!
(爸爸诧异地看着孩子)
D: Oh? What a bright day today!
M&A: Please, dad!(哀求)
D:OKOK! Let’s.
(取吉他，开始准备)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss? M&A: Of course!
(开始弹，第一段孩子随节奏起舞，第二段孩子开始轻声讨论起来“you first”之类的话，爸爸停止弹琴。)
D: What’s the matter?
M: Dad, we have no money!
A: Can we have some please?
D: I think you have lots of pocket money ,and you don’t need any more. M:I want to buy some candies at the school gate.
A: They look so sweet and nice!
M: Other students always buy them!
D: But……You can’t ! They are quite unhealthy. Please go and do your homework..(置之不理，转头看报，孩子回到房间)
M: What shall we do now?
A: Let me think …well, I know!(轻声在Maggie耳边说)
M: Oh, you are so clever! Let’s go.(回到爸爸身边)
M: Dad, I want a new eraser!
A: I want a longer ruler!
M&A: Dad, please！
D: Things are expensive these days. We have to save money!
M: But dad, my eraser is too small now!(拿出破橡皮来给爸爸看)
A: And my ruler is broken.（拿出断尺）
D: OK, children. I believe you this time, make sure, don’t buy the food at the school gate. It’s unhealthy! Do you know?
M&A: Yes, sir!
D: Here you are !( 给钱)
M&A: Thanks very much, dad! Bye!(非常高兴，下场)
N: The next day, when the class is over ,Maggie and Alice come to the
salesman again. They are happy to buy the candies and then have them, but soon they feel a stomachache.
(孩子高兴地买了糖，边吃边回家，小贩下场，孩子到家后肚子痛)
M: Aiyo!……（两人躬着背进场）
A: …….
D: What’s wrong?
M: I’ve a stomachache!
A: Me too!
D: What did you eat? The food at the school gate?
M: Yes. We had some candies just now.
A: I had some too!
D: Oh! You’ve cheated me! You bought the candies instead of the eraser and ruler. I always tell you that don’t buy the food at the school gate, they are unhealthy!（生气）
M: But they look nice!
A: And tastes good!
M&A: Aiyo……
D:Well, Let’s go to the salesman together and have a look!
M&A: OK.
Scene 4: (At the school gate)
N: When they get to the school gate, a policeman is asking the salesman to go away.
(正走到校门口，发现警察驱赶校门口的小贩)
P: Hey! You shouldn’t stay here, leave now!
C: Let’s go home, let’s go home! (轻声并拉小贩)
S: No! My candies are nice and popular here! And…
C: You are telling a lie! I’m very dirty and unhealthy!
M&A: Dad, it’s him! Aiyo…（指着小贩）
D: He?
(警察走过来问爸爸，朝小孩)
P: What’s the matter with them?
D: They got a stomachache after having his candies.
S: Really? But I’ve never heard of it. And……
P: Stop, stop!(打断小贩) Look at the two girls! Are you guilty? You must be honest with the students, and don’t sell candies any more.（非常严厉） S: OK. I know. (羞愧)
C: Let’s go home. Let’s go home.
Policeman(对小孩): Girls, please listen! Don’t buy the candies next time. They are bad for your health.
D: Yes, he is right. And you shouldn’t tell a lie to me. Try to be an honest person! Will you?
M&A: OK, dad!
P: Let’s take them to the hospital now.
D: OK, Let’s go.
N（出场）: A few days later, the girls recovered. And this story is trying to tell you that some of the phenomenon must be kept down, we hope it could be improved soon. What
英语短剧剧本篇十：英语搞笑短剧剧本
三打白骨精
Three Times’ Beating Monster
人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒
J：沙僧
B：白骨精（何平） B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头 T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?
S: Bajie,map!
E: (摸出，递给S)
S: Look,boss (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）
T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!
E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)
T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west
E: But……
T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?
E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.
S: Fat Pig!
E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will………. S: You will what(凶相)?
E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).
S: Hm!
T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?
E: You see , boss is hungry,too!
T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!
J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away….. T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?
S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）
J: This is…..?
S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!
T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!
S: Bye!(走)
T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》
B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)
B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?
J: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.
B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!
T: Bomb?(打出)
B1: Double King!
T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)
S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)
B1: （倒)Ah……
T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!
S: She is a monster!
T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)
S: Oh,please don’t……
T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)
S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)
T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!
B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆) B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?
T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡) S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)
E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)
J: Look,(伸食指)how many?
T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)
B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊) S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)
T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives! S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster! T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!
S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》
J: boss, brother Monkey is.......
T: Don't mention that guy any more!
B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)
T: （惊）You are......
B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)
B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......
S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.
T: Wukong?
E: Oh,Brother Monkey!
J: Our hero is back!
T: I,I can't understand......What happened?
S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!
T: How,how did you find out?
S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)
T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声) S: What?
T: I'm sorry.
S: Em? Louder,please?
T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏） (谢幕)