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形容话语伤人的英文句子篇一
《基本骂人不会伤人的英语句子》
1，Hey！wise up！放聪明点好吗？ 2，Put up or shut up.要么你就去做，不然就给我闭嘴。 3，You eat with that mouth？你是用这张嘴吃饭的吗？ 4，You are dead meat.你死定了。 5，Don't you dare！How dare you！你好大的胆子啊！ 6，Don't push me around.不要摆布我。 7，You want to step outside？想到外去单挑吗？ 1.Stop complaining! 别发牢骚！ 2. You make me sick! 你真让我恶心！ 3. What's wrong with you? 你怎么回事？ 4. You shouldn't have done that! 你真不应该那样做! 5. You're a jerk! 你是个废物/混球！ 6. Don't talk to me like that! 别那样和我说话! 7. Who do you think you are? 你以为你是谁？ 8. What's your problem? 你怎么回事啊？ 9. I hate you! 我讨厌你！ 10. I don't want to see your face! 我不愿再见到你！ 11. You're crazy! 你疯了! 12. Are you insane/crazy/out of your mind? 你疯了吗？（美国人绝对常用！） 13. Don't bother me. 别烦我。 14. Knock it off. 少来这一套。 15. Get out of my face. 从我面前消失！ 16. Leave me alone. 走开。 17. Get lost.滚开！ 18. Take a hike! 哪儿凉快哪儿歇着去吧。 19. You [***] me off. 你气死我了。 20. It's none of your business. 关你屁事！ 21. What's the meaning of this? 这是什么意思？ 22. How dare you! 你敢！ 23. Cut it out. 省省吧。 24. You stupid jerk! 你这蠢猪！ 25. You have a lot of nerve. 脸皮真厚。 26. I'm fed up. 我厌倦了。 27. I can't take it anymore. 我受不了了！（李阳老师常用） 28. I've had enough of your garbage. 我听腻了你的废话。 29. Shut up! 闭嘴！ 30. What do you want? 你想怎么样？ 31. Do you know what time it is? 你知道现在都几点吗？ 32. What were you thinking? 你脑子进水啊？ 33. How can you say that? 你怎么可以这样说？ 34. Who says? 谁说的？ 35. That's what you think! 那才是你脑子里想的！ 36. Don't look at me like that. 别那样看着我。 37. What did you say? 你说什么？ 38. You are out of your mind. 你脑子有毛病！ 39. You make me so mad.你气死我了啦。 40. Drop dead. 去死吧！ 41. **** off. 滚蛋。 42. Don't give me your ****. 别跟我胡扯。 43. Don't give me your excuses/ No more excuses. 别找借口。 44. You're a pain in the ass. 你这讨厌鬼。 45. You're an #######. 你这缺德鬼。 46. You bastard! 你这杂种！ 47. Get over yourself. 别自以为是。 48. You're nothing to me. 你对我什么都不是。 49. It's not my fault. 不是我的错。 50. You look guilty. 你看上去心虚。 51. I can't help it. 我没办法。 52. That's your problem. 那是你的问题。 53. I don't want to hear it. 我不想听！ 54. Get off my back. 少跟我罗嗦。 55. Give me a break. 饶了我吧。 56. Who do you think you're talking to? 你以为你在跟
谁说话？ 57. Look at this mess! 看看这烂摊子！ 58. You're so careless. 你真粗心。 59. Why on earth didn't you tell me the truth? 你到底为什么不跟我说实话？ 60. I'm about to explode! 我肺都快要气炸了！ 61. What a stupid idiot! 真是白痴一个！ 62. I'm not going to put up with this! 我再也受不了啦！ 63. I never want to see your face again! 我再也不要见到你！ 64. That's terrible. 真糟糕！ 65. Just look at what you've done! 看看你都做了些什么！ 66. I wish I had never met you. 我真后悔这辈子遇到你！ 67. You're a disgrace. 你真丢人！ 68. I'll never forgive you! 我永远都不会饶恕你！ 69. Don't nag me! 别在我面前唠叨！ 70. I'm sick of it. 我都腻了。 71. You're such a [***]! 你这个婊子! 72. Stop screwing/ fooling/ messing around! 别鬼混了！ 73. Mind your own business! 管好你自己的事！ 74. You're just a good for nothing bum! 你真是一个废物！/ 你一无是处！ 75. You've gone too far! 你太过分了！ 76. I loathe you! 我讨厌你！ 77. I detest you! 我恨你！ 78. Get the #### out of here! 滚开! 79. Don't be that way! 别那样！ 80. Can't you do anything right? 成事不足，败事有余。 81. You're impossible. 你真不可救药。 82. Don't touch me! 别碰我！ 83. Get away from me! 离我远一点儿！ 84. Get out of my life. 我不愿再见到你。/ 从我的生活中消失吧。 85. You're a joke! 你真是一个小丑！ 86. Don't give me your attitude. 别跟我摆架子。 87. You'll be sorry. 你会后悔的。 88. We're through. 我们完了！ 89. Look at the mess you've made! 你搞得一团糟！ 90. You've ruined everything. 全都让你搞砸了。 91. I can't believe your never. 你好大的胆子！ 92. You're away too far. 你太过分了。 93. I can't take you any more! 我再也受不了你啦！ 94. I'm telling you for the last time! 我最后再告诉你一次！ 95. I could kill you! 我宰了你！ 96. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard! 那是我听到的最愚蠢的事！(比尔?盖茨常用) 97. I can't believe a word you say. 我才不信你呢! 98. You never tell the truth！ 你从来就不说实话！ 99. Don't push me ! 别逼我！ 100. Enough is enough! 够了够了！ 101. Don't waste my time anymore. 别再浪费我的时间了！ 102. Don't make so much noise. I'm working. 别吵，我在干活。 103. It's unfair. 太不公平了。 104. I'm very disappointed. 真让我失望。 105. Don't panic! 别怕! 106. What do you think you are doing? 你知道你在做什么吗？ 107. Don't you dare come back again! 你敢再回来！ 108. You asked for it. 你自找的。 109. Nonsense! 鬼话！ 110. What a bird man! 你这个鸟人
形容话语伤人的英文句子篇二
《表达忧伤心情的英语句子》
表达忧伤心情的英语句子
每个人都有忧郁的日子。
Everybody has blue days.
那些日子真是惨透了，你觉得心里乱糟糟的、怨气丛生、寂寞、整个人彻底的精疲力竭。 These are miserable days when you feel lousy, grumpy, lonely, and utterly exhausted. 那些日子总会让你感到自己的渺小和微不足道，
Days when you feel small and insignificant,
每件事情似乎都够不着边。
when everything seems just out of reach.
你根本无法振作起来。
You can’t rise to the occasion.
根本没有力气重新开始。
Just getting started seems impossible.
在忧郁的日子里，你可能变成偏执狂，觉得每个人都想要吃定你。
On blue days you can become paranoid that everyone is out to get you.
其实情况并不总是那么糟。
This is not always such a bad thing.
你感到灰心、焦虑，可能开始神经质地拼命咬指甲，然后不可救药地陷入一眨眼吃掉三大块巧克力蛋糕的疯狂！
You feel frustrated and anxious, which can induce a nail-biting frenzy that can escalate into a triple-chocolate-mud-cake-eating frenzy in a blink of an eye!
在忧郁的日子里，你会觉得自己在悲伤的海里沉沉浮浮。
On blue days you feel like you’re floating in an ocean of sadness.
不论在什么时候，你总有种想哭的冲动，却不知道为了什么。
You’re about to burst into tears at any moment and you don’t even know why.
最后，你觉得自己犹如行尸走肉，失去生活目标。
Ultimately, you feel like you’re wandering through life without purpose.
你不知道自己还可以撑多久，
You’re not sure how much longer you can hang on,
然后你想大喊一声：“谁来一枪把我打死吧！”
and you feel like shouting, “Will someone please shout me!”
其实一点小事就让你一天都郁闷难当。
It doesn’t take much to bring on a blue day.
也许只是一觉醒来，没有感觉到或者看到自己最棒的一面，
You might just wake up not feeling or looking your best,
发现自己又多了几条皱纹，又重了几斤，或是鼻子上冒出了一个大包。
find some new wrinkles, put on a little weight, or get a huge pimple on your nose. 你可能忘记了约会对象的名字，或是有张可笑的照片被登出来。
You could forget your date’s name or have an embarrassing photograph published.
你或许被人抛弃、离了婚，或是被开除，当众出丑，被刻薄的绰号弄得心乱如麻，
You might get dumped, divorced, or fired, make a fool of yourself in public, be afflicted with a demeaning nickname,
或许只因为你得整天顶着一个其丑无比的发型。
or just have a plain old bad-hair day.
也许工作让你痛苦得如坐针毡。
Maybe work is a pain in the butt.
你在强大的压力下顶替他人的位置，
You’re under major pressure to fill someone else’s shoes,
你的老板对你百般挑剔，
your boss is picking on you,
办公室里的每一个人都让你发疯。
and everyone in the office is driving you crazy.
你可能会头疼欲裂，
You might have a splitting headache,
或重心不稳跌个正着，口臭、牙痛、不停放屁、口干舌燥，
or a slipped dish, bad breath, a toothache, chronic gas, dry lips,
或是指甲长到肉里头了。
or a nasty ingrown toenail.
不管什么原因，你确定上面有人不喜欢你。
Whatever the reason, you’re convinced that someone up there doesn’t like you.
唉，该怎么办，到底该怎么办呢？
Oh what to do, what to dooo?
嗯，你可能跟大部分人一样，
Well, if you’re like most people,
随便找个东西躲起来,以为事情会自行解决。
you’ll hide behind a flimsy belief that everything will sort itself out.
结果你得花掉下半辈子的时间回头看，
Then you’ll spend the rest of your life looking over your shoulder,
等着一次有一次重蹈覆辙。
waiting for everything to go wrong all over again.
最后你会变成一个易怒的、愤世嫉俗的，或者是 一个可怜兮兮的、哭哭啼啼的受害者。 All the while becoming crusty and cynical or a pathetic, sniveling victim.
最终你绝望地躺在地上，祈求地球将你吞没，或是沉迷在比利.乔的蓝调音乐中不能自拔。 Until you get so depressed that you lie down and beg the earth to swallow you up or, even worse, become addicted to Billy Joel songs.
这的确很蠢，
This is crazy,
因为你只能年轻一次，而且绝对不可能老两次。
because you’re only young once and you’re never old twice.
形容话语伤人的英文句子篇三
《形容人的英文短语或语句》
形容人的英文短语或语句
1.Attractive
迷人的； 吸引人的；有魅力的；引人注目的
She has an attractive figure.
她有迷人的曲线。
2.lovely
可爱的
She has a lovely serene face.
她有一张可爱而安详的脸
3.pretty
漂亮的
Have I grown up pretty?
我有没有变得漂亮了?
4.charming
魅力四射的
She is a charming young lady.
她是一个迷人的年轻女士。
5.sexy
性感的
Mandy Moore has declared not to wear sexy clothes .
曼迪·摩尔已经宣称不穿性感的衣服。
6.hot
火辣的
Who 's your hot friend ? Hook me up!
你那个火辣的朋友是谁？介绍给我！
7.comely
清秀的
I hope my young friend will like such a comely sample of his own blood.
俺盼着咱们那位年轻的朋友喜欢你这么一位和他一脉相传的漂亮姑娘才好。
8.cute
可爱伶俐的
That Cathy is pretty cute .
那个凯西还蛮可爱的
9.delicate
纤弱的
She had a feminine gift for delicate flattery .
她有女性的细致讨人高兴的才能。
10.dreamboat
梦中情人
When he saw her at the party , he knew that he found dreamboat .
当他在舞会上看见她时，知道自己已经找到梦中情人了。
11.elegant
优雅的
The design of this fashion designer is in simple and elegant style .
崇尚简朴高雅，是这位服装设计师的风格。
12.eyeful
养眼的
She was a statuesque redheaded eyeful. 她是一个轮廓清晰的红发美人儿。
13.foxy
古灵精怪的
What a foxy dame she is!
她真是一个性感迷人的小妞儿！
14.pulchritudinous
貌美如花的
15.tasteful
风雅的
He is a tasteful artist.
他是一位风雅的艺术家。
形容话语伤人的英文句子篇四
《描写人的英语句子》
描写人的英语句子
1，介绍人物的姓名、描述人物出身的词汇 。
sbwas born in Zhanjiang, Guangdong Province on Nov.7,1990.
Born of a poor farmer’s family,Li Hua had little schooling.
二、英语作文中描述人物外貌的常用词语 l
活泼的lively 可爱的lovely. 一张圆脸/ 长脸 a round / long face
9. 有- - -米高 about----metres tall
10. 有大而明亮的眼睛的女孩 a girl with bright big eyes
11．戴眼镜的男孩a boy with glasses
三、英语作文中描述人物品质的词汇
.乐于助人的helpful.友好的friendly/kind
安静的 quiet.沉默的silent.耐心的 patient
幽默的humorous 仔细的careful 精力充沛的energetic
.外向的out-going勇敢的brave 12.诚实的honest
13.热心肠的warm-hearted 14.乐观的optimistic
15. 随和的，容易相处的 easy-going
四、英语作文中描述人物爱好的词汇
1． favourite 2. dislike/ like 3. enjoy / be fond of 4. love / like doing
5. be good at 6. hate 7. be interested in 8。be crazy about
五、英语作文中关于描述人物的句子
1． He is not very strong but healthy and full of energy.
5．She always smiles when she speak to us .Sometimes she is very strict with us,when we make a mistake,she often makes us stand up
李老师是我的语文老师，她大约30岁左右，她长的又漂亮，又年轻，她的卷发是棕色的。
6．An easygoing manner acted like a magnet for him, attracting the love and respect of everyone he cameJn contact with.
他性格开朗 ，非常好接触，跟她接触的人，总被他吸引，对他充满爱慕和崇拜之情。
六、关于描写人物的英语作文范文
He used to live with my family. At that time he always spent more than one hour examining my homework every day. When I was ill, he took good care of me. He showed great concern. Grandfather is very warm-hearted to his neighbors and is always ready to help them. One day, a girl who is one of his neighbors injured her leg carelessly. My grandfather took her to the hospital at once
三、写作指导
多使用过渡性词语。这样使文章更加连贯、更具有逻辑性。
（1）表示增加的过渡词：also，and，and then，too，in addition，furthermore，moreover，again，on top ofthat，another，first second third等。
（2）表示时间顺序的过渡词：now，then，before，after，afterwards，earlier，lat er，immediately，soon，next，in afew days，gradually，suddenly，finally等。（3）表示空间顺序的过渡词：near（to），far（from），in frontof，behind，beside，beyond，above，below，tothe right left，around，outside等。
（4）表示比较的过渡词：in thesameway，justlike，justas等。
（5）表示对照的过渡词：but，still，yet，however，on theotherhand，onthecon trary，in spite of，even though等。
（6）表示结 果 和 原 因 的 过 渡 词：because，since，so，as a result，therefore，then，thus，otherwise等。
（7）表示目的的过渡词：forthisreason，forthispurpose，so that等。
（8）表示强调的过渡词：in fact，indeed，surely，necessarily，certainly，withoutanydoubt，truly，torepeat，aboveall，mostimportant等。
（9）表示解释说明的过渡词：forexample，in fact，in thiscase，foractually等。
（10）表示总结的过渡词：finally，atlast，inconclusion，asIhaveshown，inoth erword，in brief，in short，in general，on the whole，ashasbeen stated等。
健康饮食1Health is far more important than wealth. Good health enables us to enjoy our life and achieve what we hope for in our career. On the contrary, poor health leads to nothing.
How can we keep healthy Here is some advice. Firstly, it is very important for us to take more fruits and vegetables because they provide vitamins, and we have to keep a balanced diet. So we should avoid food with lots of sugar and fat/which is rich in sugar and fat. Secondly, we'd better exercise every day to make our bodies strong. Besides, we have to avoid too much work pressure. Finally, we have to get rid of those bad habits that damage our health, such as drinking and smoking.
In conclusion, if we stick to the advice given above, we will lead a healthy life. 2 Nowadays, more and more people are in poor health. If we want to keep healthy we should go on a healthy diet.First, we should have a balanced diet.Though we may not like eating vegetables, the vegetables have a lot of nutrition. They are very good for our health. Second, we'd better eat regular meals. We need to eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day. Because
regular meals throughout the day can give us enough energy to carry out our daily activities. Third, we should get away from fast food, for it may cause a lot of disease
保护野生动物
Save the Wild Animals
1．许多野生动物正面临绝种的危险。2．为了保护野生动物，必须采取措施。Save the Wild Animals
1．许多野生动物正面临绝种的危险。
2．为了保护野生动物，必须采取措施。
3．只有采取有力措施，才能保护野生动物。
Many wild animals are facing the danger of extinction, because the environment that they are living in has changed greatly. For example, with the developmet of cities, the using of insecticide and serious pollution, their living areas have become narrowcr and narrower. Many of the wild animals, now are confronted with food crisis. At the same time, man is killing off species just for getting their fur, skin, horns, teeth and meat.
In order to protect our resources of ecology, people should realize that the loss of any species is at least the loss of source of knowledge and a source of natural beauty. There fore, measures of the following should be taken: pollution standards are made to
keepdown poisons; killing off certain rare species is prohibited; national parks should be set up as wild life, reserves.
Only if we human beings take some drastic measures can wild animals be preserved
形容话语伤人的英文句子篇五
《关于抱怨的英语句子》
Making acomplaint 提出抱怨
1. I’m afraid I have a complaint to make. 恐怕我要提点意见.
2. I’m sorry to say this, but there seems to be a mistake. 对不起,这儿好像有个错.
3. Do you have to act like that? 你非得那么做吗?
4. Would you mind not doing it? 你能不能别那么做?
5. I do wish you wouldn’t do that. 我希望你别那么做.
6. Please don’t do it without asking. 未经允许请不要那么做.
7. Can’t you do something about it ? 你就不能想点办法吗?
8. I hate to bring this up, but this is a nonsmoking zone. 对不起提醒一下,这儿是禁烟区.
9. Would you please try to keep quiet at this hour? 这么晚了,你能不能尽量保持安静.
Saying that you are dissatisfied with something 表示对某事不满意
1. That won’t do. 这可不行.
2. Is that it? 就这个吗?
3. Is that all? 就这些吗?
4. I’m afraid it just isn’t good enough.恐怕这不够好.
5. That’s not what I had in mind. 我想要的可不是这个.
6. It’s not what I hoped for. 我期待的可不是这样的.
7. That leaves a lot to be desired.太不让人满意了.
8. That doesn’t quite suit me. 我对次不甚满意.
9. I was hoping for more. 我原以为会比这要好.
10. I was counting on more. 我期待着会比这要要.
11. I expected something better. 我所期望的比这要好.
12. It’s a far cry from what I expected. 这离我想要的差远了.
13. I am not getting what I bargained for. 当时说好的可不是这个样子.
14. I got a bum deal. 我被骗了.
Complaining about a messy place 抱怨地方脏乱
1. What a mess! 太乱了!
2. What a junk heap.真是个垃圾堆.
3. This place is a mess. 这地方真够乱的.
4. Never in my life have I seen such a mess! 我这辈子没见过这么乱的地方.
5. This place is a pigsty. 这地方像个猪圈。
6. You live like a pig! 你简直是住在猪窝里！
7. This place is a disgrace. 这地方太丢脸了。
8. This place looks like a disaster area.. 这地方简直像灾区。
9. Were you raised in a bam? 你是牲口棚里长大的吗？
10. How about cleaning up a bit around here? 你是不是该把这儿收拾一下？
11. Wouldn’t it be a good idea to pick up your room? 你是不是考虑把自己的屋字收拾一下。
12. Get this place picked up immediately. Do you read me? 马上把这里收拾干净,听明白没有?
got a raw deal. 我被涮了. (a raw/bum deal: 不公平或骗人的交易)
Asking someone to stop complaining 要求对方停止抱怨。
1. Stop complaining. 别抱怨了。
2. Quit whining. 别诉苦了。
3. For heaven’s sake stop whining.我说你别再诉苦了。
4. Don’t be so grumpy.别总这么爱抱怨。
5. Don’t be such a grouch.不要总是牢骚满腹。
6. Don’t be such a moaner. 别老是哼哼唧唧的。
7. I wish you’d stop nagging me. 我希望你别老这么烦我。
8. I don’t see why you are kicking up such a fuss. 我不明白你为什么要这样小题大作。
9. I know how you feel, but there’s no need to go on and on about it. 我知道你的感受，可是也没必要这样没完没了。
Indicating that you are losing patience 表示你将失去耐心
1. This is too much. 太过分了。
2. That’s really the limit. 真叫人忍无可忍。
3. This is more than I can bear. 我再也受不了了。
4. This is more than I can take. 我再也受不了了。
5. I needed that like a hole in the head. 简直想要了我的命。
6. That’s just what I need! 真是怕什么来什么！(反话，用嘲讽的语气。)
7. That’s just great! 真是太棒了！(反话，用嘲讽的语气。)
8. That’s the last straw! 真是太过分了！ (the last straw:即the last thstraw that broke the camel’s back,指一系列坏事中最后一件让人终于无法忍受的事情。)
9. Now what ? 又怎么了？
10. Look here! I’ve had enough of that! 嘿，我已经受够了。
About job
Sun:Hi,Moon!How is your job?
好啊，Moon.最近工作怎么样？
Moon:Don't mention that!
别提了.
Sun:What's up?
发生什么事了?
Moon:I losted in my dream on the company interview.So I was scolded by my boss.
我在公司会议上睡着了。因此被老板狠狠地责骂了一顿。
Sun:You are so unbelievable!
你太不可思议了。
Moon:Yes, but I can't help it!Perhaps I’m so busy on these day.
是的，我也无法承受。可能这段时间太忙了。
Sun:You should have a break!
你应该好好休息休息，好好放松放松一下。
Moon:You are right!Thanks!
你说得很对，谢谢!
Sun:You are welcome!
别客气！
形容话语伤人的英文句子篇六
《伤人心的话语》
伤人心的话语
原来以为，一个人的勇敢是，删掉他的手机号码、QQ号码等等一切，努力和他保持距离。等着有一天，习惯不想念他，习惯他不在身边,习惯时间把他在我记忆里的身影磨蚀干净。而现在，顿悟了。真正的放开，是留着他所有的联系方式，却再也不奢望他忽远忽近给的联系，只是我手机电话本中极其平常的一位。
1 Universe, 9 Planets, 204 Countries,809 Islands, 7 Seas, and I had the Privilege to meet you. 1个宇宙，9大行星，204个国家，809个岛屿，7个大洋，我竟还能有如此容幸，可以遇见你。
Every time I think about you , I have to remind myself that if you wanted to talk to me, you would. 每一次想你，我都得提醒我自己，如果你想和我聊天的话，你早就开口了。
心理学上说。女人大多数只对有安全度的人发脾气。因为在那个安全度之内。潜意识知道对方不会离开你。胡闹是一种依赖
跟自己说声对不起，因为曾经为了别人难为了自己。
哭泣，不代表脆弱，只因坚强了太久。
一个人总要走陌生的路，看陌生的风景，听陌生的歌，然后在某天发现，费尽心机想要忘记的事情真的就那么忘记了。
直到一次在朋友的电话里。
你听到背景音是那个公交站的站台名。
曾经那么熟悉的。
那么熟悉的东西。
竟然只有这样才能想起。
有些伤口，时间久了就会慢慢长好；有些委屈，受过了想通了也就释然了；有些伤痛，忍过了疼久了也成习惯了，然而却在很多孤独的瞬间，又重新涌上心头。其实，有些藏在心底的话，并不是故意要去隐瞒，只怕一说出来，就是一个永远的错误，要知道，并不是所有的疼痛，都可以呐喊。
我们之所以会痛苦，就是追求的太多；我们之所以不快乐，就是奢望的太多。------ 不是我们拥有的太少，而是我们计较的太多。
若非青春苦短，谁会想来日方长。
每个说不想谈恋爱的人，心里都装着一个不可能的人。
人一生会遇到约2920万人，两个人相爱的概率是0.00049
你若安好。
便是晴天。
最悲凉的三个字莫过于 回不去。
做个好女孩，首先要善良和诚实。坦坦荡荡，不要伪装。
笑就真诚的笑，不要皮笑肉不笑。 做朋友就真心相待，不要背后捅刀。 想竞争就拿实力说话，不要偷鸡摸狗。 好女孩不要这么小肚鸡肠，争强好胜。 赢得一场真正有竞争力的比赛才是强者。
.前天上qq看一雄性已婚初中同学签名是“可能，我没有想象中那么爱你”。昨儿他签名档是“老婆，我错了”。今儿的签名档是“本人近日无家可归，求好心人收留”。
2.有天我带乐扣乐扣的杯子去上班，装了一杯热可可，刚喝了没几口，别的部门一个大姐过来说话，我就乘机显摆：您看，这叫乐扣，盖起来放在包里怎么动都不会漏„„话没说完一杯可可全倒包里了。我光顾着乐，忘扣了。
3.今天在办公室闲的没事，在玩一块磁铁，被领导看到了。领导伸手就来拿，结果“嗖”的一下，磁铁吸在了领导的金戒指上面，好尴尬„„
4.昨天中午和同事聊房价，我还说：现在房价这么贵，如果我有块地，那真是发达了！他说：你要是有块地，我马上认你做干爹！刚说完，前台那边小姑娘喊我：XX~你有快递！后来整个下午我干儿子都不愿意和我说话。
5.上考前复习课，老师走进教室，说：“同学们，今年学校规定了，不许划重点，大家知道吗？”话说完，底下发出一阵长叹。老师接着说：“好，现在请大家把书拿出来，我们来划一下非重点。”
6.一同学听老师讲圣经，讲到大洪水把地球上生物全淹死了，问老师：你确定？老师说：确定。他问：那鱼呢？老师说：你出去！
7.青工小王想调动工作，便请厂长去喝酒。酒过三巡之后，小王拿出申请报告和笔递给厂长。喝得醉醺醺的厂长接过笔，在申请报告上重重地签上了两个字——好酒。
8.一对情侣结伴旅行。当他俩乘坐的火车穿过漫长的隧道出来以后，男的说：“如果早知道隧道这么长，我就会给你一个吻！” “天那！”女的惊叫起来，“刚才吻我的不是你吗？”
9.体贴的男友：男生带着女友散步，路过餐馆。女友赞叹道：“真香啊！”囊中羞涩的男生很绅士地说：“如果你喜欢，我们可以再从饭馆门前走一次噢。”
10.一晚下班回家，一民警迎面巡逻而来。突然对我大喊：站住！民警：int类型占几个字节？我：4个。民警：你可以走了。我感到很诧异。我：为什么问这样的问题？民警：深夜还在街上走，幸苦又寒酸的样子，不是小偷就是程序员。
11.男歌星走上舞台，却发现台下只有一位妇女！ 男歌星镇定地说：今天我只为你歌唱！ 妇女激动地说：那你得快点，我还要打扫这里的卫生呢！
12.一个学生去看医生，医生检查后说：“没关系，注射一针就好了。”医生拿药棉在学生手臂上擦擦，如此反复三四次。学生以为病重，担心地问：“医生，问题严重吗？”医生认真地说：“同学，你该洗澡了。”
13.早上去图书馆占了两个座。一漂亮女生走过来问道：“这里有人么？”我赶紧收书：“没人！”她说：“谢谢。”然后拖起凳子走人。
14.老师正在讲课，看到两个学生枕着书睡觉。其中一个成绩优秀的学生，一个是差生。教师把那个差生拉起来骂道：你这个不思上进的家伙，一看书就睡觉，你看人家睡觉也在看书
15.单位组织体检，护士说领导心率一直不正常，遂请主任医师复检。复查后，主任和蔼地对护士说：以后把胸前的扣子扣好，可以提高工作效率。
16.法官劝一位老太太打消离婚的念头。法官说：“您都九十二岁了，您丈夫也九十四岁了。你们结婚七十三年，为什么还要离婚呢？”老太太说：“我们的婚姻早已破裂多年，只是为了儿女，才决定等到儿女们都死了再说。” 发送给好友 发送给自己
17.居委会大妈：“小孩，大冷天你一个人站在门口干什么，怎么不在屋里待着？”小孩：“爸爸，妈妈在吵架。”居委会大妈：“不象话，你爸爸是谁？”小孩：“这就是他们吵架的原因。”
18.男子问朋友：听说你谈对象了。朋友答：是的，成功了三分之二。男子疑惑道：此话怎讲？朋友解释道：哪里，媒人同意了，我同意了，但女方没同意！
19.一位男生想找女朋友，男生问我：“追什么样的女生好？”我回答：“要追女生，就要追有男朋友的比较好。”男生问：“为什么呀？”我回答：“因为你的对手只有一个。”
20.老师提问了一个问题：人体肌肉分为三种，请问是哪三种？某君在睡觉，老师故意叫到。他慌慌张张的站起来，看了看老师，低头问同学。同学说：好像是问肉分几种？该同学赶快答到：“肥肉，瘦肉，五花肉。”
21.大娘对老伴说：“邻居韩大爷给他孙子起的名字叫韩金量，高大爷给他孙子起的名字叫高科技。咱们也快有孙子了，你也给起个响亮的名字吧！”何大爷随口说道：“那咱孙子就叫何武器！”
22.我拿了个信封，里面装了叠过期的海峡人才报。到了终点站后，发现信封还在，拿出报纸一看，报纸被换成了最新的海峡人才报，外带1张纸条：“现在是咨询时代，及时更新信息，才能把握机会，赢得成功！”——小偷公司敬上
23.今早收到一张请假条，上书：“老师，我们班某某同学因为在校医院医治无效。。。”，我的脑子“轰”一声巨响，前几天还活生生的人，怎么现在就。。。我眼泪哗一下就下来了，哭了好会，又拿起那张纸条，忽见：“所以今天转到城里继续治疗，望老师准假！” 吐血了，什么语文水平。
24.小女孩很爱哭，奶奶被吵得不耐烦了，便哄她说：“乖孩子，别哭了！女孩子
一哭，脸就会变丑的。”这么一说，小女孩果然不哭了，但是她对着奶奶看了很久，然后问道：“奶奶，你是不是经常哭啊？”
25.一小孩老是哭着跟在孕妇后面，孕妇终于不耐烦了，转过身问：孩子，你怎么啦？孩子抽泣着：我气球不见了。是不是你把它藏肚子里了？
26.同学向我解释如何拨打某查询电话。我想问问那边接电话的是真人还是语音，竟说成了："接电话的是活人还是死人呀？"
27.四大不诚信：牛肉面没有牛肉，老婆饼不含老婆；海底捞不在海底，苹果店没有苹果。
28.我一直都守在你身边，也一再为你担心，今天你吃得饱吗？睡得好吗？深夜会冷吗？我向来都知道你就是不会照顾自己，每当我一走开，你就从猪栏跳出去。
29.大学同学在森林公园聚会，时间到了大家准备开饭，俩男生自告奋勇去小卖部买啤酒。班长想提醒他们买啤酒买易拉罐的，可能由于刚才一直在聊国际时事，班长站起来喊："啤酒要伊拉克的啊~~~"我们全倒了，俩男生疯了。。。
30.记得有一次，和一姐们儿去KFC，排队的时候我听她口中念念有词，一个鸡腿汉堡，一对鸡翅。。。，好不容易轮到她了，一开口就笑翻了所有人，她本想说"小姐，来个鸡腿汉堡"，可话到口中竟成了"小腿，来个汉堡"。
31.MM告诉我肯德基新出的"骨肉相连"（肉串有脆骨），要我带她去吃，那几天北京巨热无比，我昏昏沉沉，到了餐厅，我对微笑的肯德基小姐来了句：请给我两个"血肉模糊"，谢谢！。。。无地自容-_-！
32.夫妻吵架，丈夫：“我恨死你，我真想揍扁你，我眼里根本就没有你。”妻子火冒三丈：“再说一遍！”丈夫：“没有爱哪来恨，打是亲，你永远在我心中！”
33.一个农夫的女儿长得实在是太丑了，嫁不出去！农夫只好让她去玉米地当稻草人吓唬乌鸦。结果到那儿后，她果然吓走了乌鸦！过了几天，乌鸦把以前偷的玉米也送了回来！
34.火车上，一男孩儿大概五六岁左右，总闹腾特别吵。后座一秀气小女孩儿忽然冷静地问他说。你叫什么？他一脸开心地说我叫Xxx，然后女孩淡定地说了句：那好。xxx，你闭嘴。
35.男友：当然最疼你啦~不管你有什么要求或愿望，我都会尽力满足你。我：我现在只有两个小愿望„„男友打断我：嘘，说出来就不灵了„„
36.一日语文课上，语文老师让小逗号用“长城”造句。小逗号答：“长城很长。”老师不悦：“不行，再造一个！”小逗号更不开心，把头一扭：“凭什么，我又不是秦始皇！”
形容话语伤人的英文句子篇七
《优美的英语句子》
Action may not always bring happiness, but there is no happiness without action.行动不一定带来幸福，不行动就肯定没幸福A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who means a lot to you，only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be and you just have to let go. ------ 生命中令人悲伤的一件事是你遇到了一个对你来说很重要的人，但却最终发现你们有缘无份，因此你不得不放手。：I’m not scared anymore because I know in the end fate will either bring us together or bring something better. 我不再害怕，因为我知道最终命运会让我们走到一起，走向美好A little consideration, a little thought for others, makes all the difference. 多给别人一些体谅，多为别人考虑一点，那将让一切截然不同。-- 小熊维尼1 Universe, 9 Planets, 204 Countries,809 Islands, 7 Seas, and I had the Privilege to meet you. /1个宇宙，9大行星，204个国家，809个岛屿，7个大洋，我竟还能如此容幸遇见你。Never be dependent anyone in this world . Because even your shadow leaves you when you’re in the dark. ------ 在这个世上不要过分依赖任何人，因为即使是你的影子都会在某些时候离开你。gorgeous-靓美养眼 hilarious-热闹有料 fantastic-可赞优秀 excellent-出众超棒 intelligent-聪明机灵 marvelous-很好很强大 bravo-不错真好 brilliant-赞绝了 glorious-出色光辉 outstanding-出众有才 superb-超赞 impressive-挺好 exquisite-绝好 incomparable-无与伦比1）I'm exhausted./I feel exhausted.我很疲惫。2）I'm dead tired. 我累死了。3）I'm pretty tired. 我真的累了。 4）I'm worn out./I'm totally beat. 我已经筋疲力尽了。5）I really need a break. 我真得歇歇了。6）It's killing me.可把我累死了! I wouldn’t care success or failure, for I will only struggle ahead as long as I have been destined to the distance——我不去想是否能够成功,既然选择了远方,便只顾风雨兼程The worst feeling in the world is when you can't love anyone else, because your heart still belongs to the one who broke it. 世上最难受的一种感觉是，你无法爱上别人，只因你依然爱恋那个伤害你的人。Everyone of the people who says she or he does'n want to be in love .There must be someone without possibility in their hearts. ------ 每个嘴里说不想恋爱的人，心里都装着一个无法拥有的人Each youth will be old, but I hope that your memories have been good. 每段青春都会苍老，但我希望记忆里的你一直都好。To the world you may be just one person. To the person you may be the world. ------ 对于世界，你可能只是一个人，但对于某个人，你却是整个世界。Be yourself，don't change for anyone．If they don't like you at your worst，then they don't deserve you at your best．——— 勇敢的
做自己，不要为任何人而改变。如果他们不能接受最差的你，也不配拥有最好的你。However long the night, the dawn will break. ------ 不管黑夜有多长，天亮总会到来。Warmness is luxury—which is reflected by deep cold and hurt. 温暖是奢侈的东西，奢侈到需要用很深的寒冷和疼痛才能体现。We build up our heroes , just to tear them down.（我们创造英雄，只为了毁灭他们。）Vulnerable to mention that I do not What kind of love not to have hurt anyway. 我又不脆弱、何况那算什么伤、反正爱情不就都这样。Every thing eventually is a good thing, if not, explain hasn't arrived last ----- 每件事最后都会是好事。如果不是好事，说明还没到最后。1)别傻了！Don't be silly!2)别闹了！Keep it down! 3)别装了！Stop pretending! 4)你说呢？ So what？ 5)随便你！It's up to you! 6)得了吧！ Come on！7)何必呢？ What for？ 8)不骗你。Not joking/kidding. 9)懂了吗？ Get it？ 10)别惹我！ Don’t bother me.1.白羊Aries 2.金牛Taurus 3.双子Gemini 4.巨蟹Cancer 5.狮子Leo 6.处女Virgo 7.天秤Libra 8.天蝎Scorpio 9.射手Sagittarius 10.摩羯Capricorn 11.水瓶Aquarius 12.双鱼Pisces What's your constellation?Don't forget how to spell it.If you are willing to leave，I won't see you off．But whenever you come back，I must greet you no matter how difficult it is． 你走，我不送你，你来，无论多大风多大雨，我都要去接你。Can't get preference in turmoil, was forever have no fear hold. 得不到的永远在骚动，被偏爱的都有持无恐。The greatest disadvantage of a person is not selfish, passionate, brutal, capricious, but a paranoid love do not love themselves. ------ 一个人最大的缺点不是自私、多情、野蛮、任性，而是偏执地爱一个不爱自己的人。Sometimes God doesn't give you what you want, not because you don't deserve it, but because you deserve more—有时候，上天没有给你想要的，不是因为你不配，而是你值得拥有更好的We’d better struggle for the future rather than regret for the past. ------ 后悔过去，不如奋斗将来。One of the best feeling in the world is when you're hugging the person you love, and they hug you back even tighter. 世界上最美妙的一件事是，当你拥抱一个你爱的人，他竟然把你抱得更紧。Words don't have the power to hurt you. Unless, the person who said them means a lot to you. 话语本身不伤人，除非，说这话的人对你而言很重要。For the love of life, so everything for the dream to pay is worth it. 因为热爱生活，所以一切为了梦想的付出都是值得的The shortest word I know is “I”. The sweetest word I know is “Love”. And the person I never forget is “You”. 我知道的最短的词是“I”。我知道的最甜蜜的词是
“Love”。我永远都不会忘记的人是“You”。1.Bad news has wings. 坏事传千里。2.Beauty is in the eyes of the gazer. 情人眼里出西施。3.Behind bad luck comes good luck. 塞翁失马，焉知非福。4.Be honest rather than clever. 诚实比聪明更要紧。5.Being on sea, sail; being on land, settle. 随遇而安。I tested it, no poison. -- Prince Charming 我已经为您尝过了，没毒！-- 您的白马王子Sometimes God doesn't give you what you want, not because you don't deserve it, but because you deserve more ------ 有时候，上天没有给你想要的，不是因为你不配，而是你值得拥有更好的you're too busy to call me, don't have time to check on me, late on our date, I'll understand. But if I stop loving you, it's your turn to understand. 没有电话，没有问候，没有按时赴约，你太忙我明白。如果有一天我不爱你了，轮到你明白了The most important thing in life is that you learn from whatever you take on, and you end up to be a better person.人生中最重要的一点是，从经历的所有事情中学习，并最终成为一个更好的人。Wise man have their mouths in their hearts, fools have their hearts in their mouths. 智者嘴在心里，愚者心在嘴里。You want something. Go get it！有了目标就要全力以赴。---《当幸福来敲门》People can't do something by themselves; they wanna tell you you can not do it。当人们做不到一些事情的时候，他们就会对你说你也同样不能。---《当幸福来敲门Real girls aren’t perfect. Perfect girls aren’t real. 真实的女孩不完美，完美的女孩不真实。I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry. ------ 我知道再回首时，那些眼泪想来可笑；却不知再回眸时，那些欢声笑语也能叫我潸然泪下。 ：【I Love You】I——inject投入、L——loyal忠诚、O——observant用心、V——valiant勇敢、E——enjoyment喜悦、Y——yes愿意、O——obligation责任、U——unison和谐，这才是I Love You真实地内涵，也是对爱的一种诠释.Mad laughter follows the drought of tears.Who is willing to be independent if there is someone to rely on.透支了眼泪，我们便会没心没肺的笑……如果有人可以依靠，谁会愿意独立A girl,who seems inattentive and careless,just reserves her gentleness to those who deserve it.看似没心没肺，大大咧咧的女孩，只不过是把所有的温柔留给值得去爱的人。No matter how far you go in life, never forget where you came from. 无论你现在飞的有多远，别忘了你从哪里来的。I only brave when I have to be. Being brave doesn't mean you go looking for trouble. 我只是在必要的时候才会勇敢，勇敢并不代表你要到处闯祸。---《狮子王3》 When a girl te
lls you about her problems it does not mean that she complains.She trusts you. 当一个女孩向你倾诉她的烦恼，那不是抱怨，那是她对你的信任。 If the worst that can happen is someone saying, “no”, it’s worth a try. 如果最糟糕的结果就是会被某人拒绝，那就值得一试。Braver are those who have hurt cuz they know nothing would be more painful than ever.一些受过伤的人会更加勇敢，因为他们知道，最痛不过如此。 I can't choose the best. The best chooses me.傻人有傻福。Memories can make you smile sometimes and also cry at times.回忆，有时令你嘴角上扬，也能让你潸然泪下。 I feel so tired...Can I give up now? 我太累了...能放弃么？If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden.?假如每次想起你我都会得到一朵鲜花，那么我将永远在花丛中徜徉? I wonder what goes through your mind when you hear my name. ------ 我很想知道，当我的名字滑过你耳朵，你脑海中会闪现些什么。Sometimes makes you tired, not mountains, but the shoes in a grain of sand.有时让你疲惫的，不是高山，而是鞋里的一粒沙子。The place is only in so large, someone came will surely be someone to leave! 心里的地方就只有那么大，有人进来就必定有人要离开！ When two’s company, three’s the result! 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! ----加菲猫 All love that has not friendship for its base, is like a mansion built upon sand. 没有友谊做基础的爱情，就像在沙地上盖的房子。 - Ella Wheeler Wilcox The unhappiest people in this world, are those who care the most about what other people think。这个世界上最不开心的人，是那些最在意别人看法的人。 You never feel my lonliness. 你从未体会我的孤单True love a person, a lot of things is can't help. A man love not love you, in care you, you are feeling get. Don't lie to yourself, don't force yourself. -------真正爱一个人，很多事情是会情不自禁的。 一个人爱不爱你，在不在意你，你是感觉得到的。不要骗自己，不要勉强自己。Even God cannot change the past。 过去的事情，神都无法改变。---Agathon Others' fairy tale is romantic always , and mine is miserable always.别人的童话永远都是浪漫的，而我的童话却永远都是凄凉的。 Your name, my heart.你的名字、我的心事。 Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 懒惰不过是一种习惯，一种在累之前就开始休息的习惯罢了。If you care about what others think of you, then you will always be their slave. ------总在乎其他人怎么看你，那你会一直是他人的奴隶。 Love is a lamp, while friendship is the shadow. When the lamp is off, you will find t
he shadow everywhere. Friend is who can give you strength at last. 爱情是灯，友情是影子，当灯灭了，你会发现你的周围都是影子。朋友是在最后可以给你力量的人。《当哈利遇见莎莉：Taking joy in living is a woman's best cosmetic. Rosalind Russell 享受生活中的快乐，是一个女人最好的化妆品。It takes a strong person to say sorry, and an ever stronger person to forgive. ------ 一个人要很强大才能说“对不起”，当然能够说“没事啦”的那个人就更强大啦。 Save your heart for someone who cares.为了某个在乎你的人，请节约你的真心！Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy. - Cynthia Nelms 其实没人爱关心一个人如何悲惨，所以或许你还是开心一点好。 Three things in life when gone never come back: time, opportunity, and words. ------ 人生有三样东西不可挽回：时间，机遇，以及说出去的话。Don't take people's care for granted. No matter how much they love you, people get tired eventually. ------ 不要把别人的关心当成理所当然。不管他有多爱你，最终也会有疲惫的一天。From now on,love yourself,enjoy living then smile.从现在开始，爱自己，享受生活并且微笑。morning：Every picture reminds you of yourself at a certain age。每一个画面都是某一时刻的我们自己。I would like weeping with the smile rather than repenting with the cry,when my heart is broken ,is it needed to fix? 宁愿笑着流泪，也不哭着说后悔。心碎了，还需再补吗？ Be present. It is the only moment that matters. 活在当下，当下才是唯一重要的时刻。You're more than a shadow, I've just to believe. ------ 我坚信，你不会只是我生命中的一个过客Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. 生活，不是用我们呼吸了多少下来衡量的，而是要看我们多少次屏住呼吸。You’re probably hiding behind the clouds, you’re probably a star. 可能只是云朵遮住你的光芒，没准你是一颗耀眼的星星！Never let the demands of tomorrow interfere with the pleasures and excitement of today. 永远别让明天的期待，影响你享受今天的时光。 Tears clean the face of the weak but refresh the strong. 弱者以泪洗面，强者因泪振作。I wish I was a kid again, because skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts. ------ 真希望自己变回小孩，因为，摔破的膝盖总比破碎的心要容易修补。 I pretend I don't care you, but still I feel the pain. 我假裝不在乎你，但痛的是我自己。 Some people, arguing with you every day, but don't blame you. Some people, even the quarrel all have no, but already disappeared into the crowd. 有的人，每天和你争吵，却不曾怪罪