英语句子大全

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篇一:《英语常用句子大全》

英语常用句子大全

1. I see.我明白了

2. I quit! 我不干了!

3. Let go! 放手!

4. Me too． 我也是。

5. My god! 天哪!

6. No way! 不行!

7. Come on． 来吧(赶快)

8. Hold on． 等一等。

9. I agree。 我同意。

10. Not bad． 还不错。

11. Not yet． 还没。

12. See you． 再见。

13. Shut up! 闭嘴!

14. So long． 再见。

15. Why not? 好呀! (为什么不呢?)

16. Allow me． 让我来。

17. Be quiet! 安静点!

18. Cheer up! 振作起来!

19. Good job! 做得好!

20. Have fun! 玩得开心!

21. How much? 多少钱? 22. I'm full． 我饱了。 23. I'm home． 我回来了。

24. I'm lost． 我迷路了。

25. My treat． 我请客。

26. So do I． 我也一样。

27. This way。 这边请。

28. After you． 您先。

29. Bless you! 祝福你!

30. Follow me． 跟我来。

31. Forget it! 休想! (算了!)

32. Good luck! 祝好运!

33. I decline! 我拒绝!

34. I promise． 我保证。

35. Of course! 当然了!

36. Slow down! 慢点!

37. Take care! 保重!

38. They hurt． (伤口)疼。

39. Try again． 再试试。

40. Watch out! 当心。

41. What's up? 有什么事吗?

42. Be careful! 注意! 43. Bottoms up! 干杯(见底)! 44. Don't move! 不许动! 45. Guess what? 猜猜看? 46. I doubt it 我怀疑。 47. I think so． 我也这么想。 48. I'm single． 我是单身贵族。49. Keep it up! 坚持下去! 50. Let me see．让我想想。 51. Never mind．不要紧。 52. No problem! 没问题! 53. That's all! 就这样! 54. Time is up． 时间快到了。 55. What's new? 有什么新鲜事吗? 56. Count me on 算上我。 57. Don't worry． 别担心。 58. Feel better? 好点了吗? 59. I love you! 我爱你!

60. I'm his fan。 我是他的影迷。61. Is it yours? 这是你的吗? 62. That's neat． 这很好。

63. Are you sure? 你肯定吗? 64. Do l have to 非做不可吗? 65. He is my age． 他和我同岁。 66. Here you are． 给你。 67. No one knows . 没有人知道。 68. Take it easy． 别紧张。 69. What a pity! 太遗憾了! 70. Any thing else? 还要别的吗? 71. To be careful! 一定要小心! 72. Do me a favor? 帮个忙，好吗? 73. Help yourself． 别客气 74. I'm on a diet． 我在节食。 75. Keep in Touch． 保持联络。 76. Time is money． 时间就是金钱。77. Who's calling? 是哪一位? 78. You did right． 你做得对。 79. You set me up! 你出卖我! 80. Can I help you? 我能帮你吗? 81. Enjoy yourself! 祝你玩得开心! 82. Excuse me,Sir． 先生，对不起。83. Give me a hand! 帮帮我!

84. How's it going? 怎么样? 85. I have no idea． 我没有头绪。 86. I just made it! 我做到了! 87. I'll see to it 我会留意的。 88. I'm in a hurry! 我在赶时间! 89. It's her field． 这是她的本行。 90. It's up to you． 由你决定。 91. Just wonderful! 简直太棒了! 92. What about you? 你呢?

93. You owe me one．你欠我一个人情。94. You're welcome． 不客气。 95. Any day will do． 哪一天都行。 96. Are you kidding? 你在开玩笑吧! 97. Congratulations! 祝贺你! 98. T can't help it. 我情不自禁。 99. I don't mean it. 我不是故意的。 100. I'll fix you up． 我会帮你打点的。

101. It sounds great!． 听起来很不错。

102. It's a fine day。 今天是个好

天。

103. So far, so good． 目前还不错。 104. What time is it? 几点了? 105. You can make it! 你能做到! 106. Control yourself! 克制一下! 107. He came by train． 他乘火车来。 108. He is ill in bed． 他卧病在床。 109. He lacks courage． 他缺乏勇气。 110. How's everything? 一切还好吧? 111. I have no choice． 我别无选择。 112. I like ice-cream． 我喜欢吃冰淇淋。

113. I love this game． 我钟爱这项运动。

114. I'll try my best． 我尽力而为。 115. I'm On your side． 我全力支持你。

116. Long time no see! 好久不见! 117. No pain,no gain． 不劳无获。 118. Well,it depends. 噢，这得看情况。

119. We're all for it． 我们全都同意。

120. What a good deal! 真便宜! 121. What should I do? 我该怎么办？ 122. You asked for it! 你自讨苦吃! 123. You have my word． 我保证。 124. Believe it or not! 信不信由你!

125. Don't count on me．别指望我。 126. Don't fall for it! 别上当! 127. Don't let me down． 别让我失望。

128. Easy come easy go． 来得容易，去得快。

129. I beg your pardon． 请你原谅。 130. I beg your pardon? 请您再说一遍(我没有听清)。

131. I'll be back soon． 我马上回来。

132. I'll check it out． 我去查查看。

133. It’s a long story． 说来话长。 134. It’s Sunday today． 今天是星期天。

135. Just wait and see! 等着瞧! 136. Make up your mind． 做个决定吧。

137. That's all I need． 我就要这些。

138. The view is great． 景色多么漂亮!

139. The wall has ears． 隔墙有耳。 140. There comes a bus． 汽车来了。 141. What day is today? 今天星期几? 142. What do you think? 你怎么认为？

143. Who told you that? 谁告诉你的? 144. Who's kicking off? 现在是谁在开球?

145. Yes,I suppose So． 是的，我也这么认为。

146. You can't miss it 你一定能找

到的。

147. Any messages for me? 有我的留言吗?

148. Don't be so modest． 别谦虚了。 149. Don't give me that! 少来这套! 150. He is a smart boy． 他是个小机灵鬼。

151. He is just a child． 他只是个孩子。

152. I can't follow you． 我不懂你说的。

153. I felt sort of ill. 我感觉有点不适。

154. I have a good idea! 我有一个好主意。

155. It is growing cool． 天气渐渐凉爽起来。

156. It seems all right． 看来这没问题。

157. It's going too far． 太离谱了。 158. May I use your pen? 我可以用

你的笔吗?

159. She had a bad cold． 她患了重感冒。

160. That's a good idea． 这个主意真不错。

161. The answer is zero． 白忙了。 162. What does she like? 她喜欢什么?

163. As soon as possible! 越快越好! 164. He can hardly speak． 他几乎说不出话来。

165. He always talks big． 他总是吹牛。

166. He won an election． 他在选举中获胜。

167. I am a football fan． 我是个足球迷。

168. If only I could fly． 要是我能飞就好了。

169. I'll be right there． 我马上就到。

篇二:《《经典英语句子大全,提高英语》》

《经典英语句子大全》

· A friend is a second self.朋友是另一个我。

· A friend in need is a friend indeed.患难朋友才是真朋友。

· A friend in court is better than a penny in purse.曩中有钱，不如朝中有友。

· A friend exaggerates a man´s virtue, an enemy his crimes.朋友宣扬人的美德，敌人夸大人的罪过。

· A fox may grow grey, but never good.狐狸会变，但本性难移。

· A fool´s heart dances on his lips.愚人心坦荡，挂在嘴唇上。

· A fool´s bolt may sometimes hit the mark.愚者千虑，必有一得。

· A fool may throw a stone into a well which a hundred wise men cannot pull out.一愚所失，百智难回。

· A fool may give a wise man counsel.愚者千虑，必有一得。

· A fool may ask more questions in an hour than a wise man can answer in seven years.愚者所问，智者难答。

· A fool can ask more questions than seven wise men can answer.一愚发问，七智结舌。 · A fool attempting to be witty is an object of profoundest pity.蠢人装聪明，实在最可怜。 · A fool and his money are soon parted.笨蛋难聚财。

· A fool always rushes to the fore.傻瓜总爱强出头。

· A fool always comes short of his reckoning.愚人常缺算计。

· A flow of words is no proof of wisdom.口若悬河不能作为才智的证明。

· Affairs that are done by due degrees are soon ended.事情要安步就班地做，就会很快地做完。 · A fault confessed is half redressed.承认错误，等於改正一半。

· A father is a treasure, a brother is a comfort, but a friend is both.父亲是财富，兄弟是安慰，朋友兼而有之。

· A fall into the pit, a gain in your wit.吃一堑，长一智。

· A faithful friend is hard to find.益友难得。

· A fair face may hide a foul heart.人不可貌相。

· A fair death honours the whole life.死得光明，终身荣耀。

· Adversity successfully overcome is the highest glory.成功地克服困难是最大的光荣。 · Adversity makes strange bedfellows.身处逆境不择友。

· Adversity makes a man wise, not rich.患难使人聪明，但不能致富。

· Adversity leads to prosperity.逆境迎向昌盛。

· Adversity is a good discipline.苦难是磨练人的好机会。

· A dog will not howl if you beat him with a bone.骨头打狗狗不叫。

· Admonish your friends in private, praise them in public.在私底下要忠告你的朋友，在公开场合又表扬你的朋友。

· A disease known is half cured.病情确诊断，治病好一半。

· A discontented man knows not where to sit easy.不满足者坐无宁时。

· Actions speak louder than words.事实胜於雄辩。

· Action is the proper fruit of knowledge.行动是知识的巧果。

· A creaking door hangs long on its hinges.户枢不蠹。

· A crafty knave needs no broker.狡猾的流氓，不需居间人。

· A covetous man is good to none but worse to himself.贪婪的人对别人毫无好处，对自己却坏处更大。

· A contented mind is perpetual feast.知足常乐。

· A constant guest is never welcome.久住非佳宾，常来不欢迎。

· A common danger causes common action.同仇敌忾。

· A cock is valiant on his own dunghill.夜郎自大。

· A close mouth catches no flies.病从口入，祸从口出。英语句子大全。

· A clear fast is better than a dirty breakfast.宁为清贫，不为浊富。

· A clear conscience laughs at false accusations.白日不做亏心事，夜半敲门心不惊。 · A clear conscience is a sure card.光明磊落，胜券在握。

· A clear conscience is a soft pillow.问心无愧，高枕无忧。

· A clean hand wants no washing.身正不怕影子斜。

· A cheerful wife is the joy of life.快乐的妻子是生活的乐事。

· A change of work is as good as a rest.调换一下工作是很好的休息。

· Accidents will happen.天有不测风云。

· A cat may look at a king.猫也有权晋见国王。

· A candle lights others and consumes itself.蜡烛焚自身，光亮照别人。

· A burnt child dreads the fire.一朝被蛇咬，十年怕井绳。

· A burden of one´s choice is not felt.自己选的担子不嫌重。

· Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it.相聚爱益切，离别情更深。

· A borrowed cloak does not keep one warm.借来的斗篷不暖身。

· A book that remains shut is but a block.有书闭卷不阅读，无异是一块木头。

· A book is the same today as it always was and it will never change.一本好书今天如此，将来

也如此，永不改变。

· A blind man will not thank you for a looking-glass.秋波送盲，白费痴情。

· A blind man who leans against a wall imagines that it´s the boundary of the world.坐井观天。 · A bit in the morning is better than nothing all day.略有胜於全无。

· A bird may be known by its song.什麽鸟唱什麽歌。

· A bird is known by its note, and a man by his talk.闻其歌知其鸟，听其言知其人

· A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.双鸟在林不如一鸟在手。

· A beggar´s purse is bottomless.乞丐的钱袋是无底洞。

· A bargain is a bargain.达成的协议不可撕毁。

· A bad workman quarrels with his tools.拙匠常怨工具差。

· A bad thing never dies.坏事传千年。

· A bad padlock invites a picklock.开门揖盗。

· A bad custom is like a good cake, better broken than kept.坏习惯像鲜馅饼，分食要比保存好。 · A bad custom is like a good cake, better broken than kept.坏习惯像鲜馅饼，分食要比保存好。 · A bad conscience is a snake in one´s heart.做贼心虚。

· A bad conscience is a snake in one´s heart.做贼心虚

· A bad compromise is better than a good lawsuit.吃亏的和解也比胜诉强。

· A bad bush is better than the open field.有胜於无。

· A bad beginning makes a bad ending.恶其始者必恶其终。

· No wisdom like silence智者寡言

· Necessity knows no law铤而走险英语句子大全。

· Many hands make light work人多好办事

· Don´t play the goat不要胡闹

· They’re a barrel of laughs他们很搞笑

· This movie was just a hype这部电影完全是在炒作

· the shortest straw下下签

· The news came as a bombshell这个消息犹如晴天霹雳

· feeling low意气消沉

· These are more than old wives´ tales这些可不是无稽之谈

· That’ll save your skin那可帮你度过难关

· Every bad has some good 坏事情也有好的一面

· Some things rub them the wrong way他们被惹怒了

· Stay put停住不动

· to fly off the handle突然生气、发怒

· He is really on the ball他真的思路很敏捷

· got savoir faire言行得体

· He has never rested on his laurels他从不满足目前的成就

· Jump down someone’s throat生气地批评

· put a roof over one’s head找个地方安顿

· faced the music报应

· blinded with science无言以对

· Off one’s rocker缺乏理智

· old goat老古板（通常指年长者）

· Welcome！It’s lovely to see you欢迎！见到你真高兴！

· What’s gotten into you？你怎么了？

· Coffee kept them on the go咖啡使他们充满活力；

· Shine on搁在一旁；

· Monkey（around）with乱动；

· I think I get the drift我知道了；

· get the drift明白，了解

· The meeting will start at 10 o´clock sharp会议十点准时开始；

· like taking candy from a baby形容某事易如反掌

· Home is where the heart is家是心之所在

· From the word go 从头到尾；

· They help make it less of a dog´s life他们帮忙改善生活；

· Half-baked 不成熟的

· bend the rules at times网开一面

· Spill one’s guts说出实情

· For heaven´s sake！老天！表示惊奇或愤怒的感叹语

· Fly-by-night不可靠的，不可信任的

· Nervous wreck紧张，激动

· Pull through脱险，渡过难关

· Thumb through 匆匆的阅读

· Lose one’s shirt一文不值

· Mess around with瞎搞；乱动

· Touch and go情势危急

· Handwriting on the wall.显而易见的危险

· Spread oneself too thin 心力交瘁

· run-down筋疲力尽

· We look forward to the dawn of better days.我们期待好日子的来临

· Variety is charming.丰富多彩就是美

· Two of a trade never agree.同行是冤家

· The sudden news frightened me.突来的消息吓我一跳

· He threatened to fire me他威胁要解雇我

· You young devil’s spawn！你这小鬼！

· It doesn’t listen right这听起来似乎

· What snacks do you like best？你最喜欢什么零食；I like raisins and kebabs葡萄干和肉串 · pistachio开心果；beef jerky牛肉干儿；sunflower seeds瓜子；fish jerky鱼片。

· 美语“天啊”-Oh！boy或Oh！man；“好痛呀”美语标准口语是Ouch；如果身边有喋喋

不休的人，可以说“Buzz off”

· That makes sense那可以理解；You said it你算说对了；

· I really need to blow off some steam!我得舒缓一下压力；take a piss小便

· Pride feels no cold.人要图俏，冻死不叫。/ 骄者不觉冷，俏人不穿棉。

· Virtue never grows old. 美德永远不会过时。

· Pride feels no cold. 人要图俏，冻死不叫。/ 骄者不觉冷，俏人不穿棉。

· I am always punctual 我总是很准时；

· Don’t be so modest 别谦虚了；

· I am flattered过奖了

· I am on your side 我支持你；Well，it depends噢，这得看情况；It is up in the air悬而未决 · That is the latest fashion. 这是最流行的款式；He always talks big. 他总是吹牛。

· So far so good 目前为止，一切都好；Let’s get to the point 来谈要点吧！回复66点播开

心英语

· For the old time sake. 看在旧日关系的面子上；Let’s forgive and forget. 尽弃前嫌。 · Knock it off. 少来这一套；A close call. 太危险了/千钧一发；Neck and neck. 不分上下 · It is cool很棒； It is neat太酷了； It is righteous酷毙了! Righteous比较少用

· That will be the day. 有这么一天就好了；I am having a swell time. 我玩得很开心 · If I were in your shoes„如果我是你的话„；It is out of the question. 这是不可能的

· He passed out. 他已经昏倒了！；Not a sound was heard 没有一点声音；Don’t panic. 不

要慌！

· It is a lot of junks. 这都是一些鬼东西；Over my dead body! 休想！I decline! 我拒绝 · I got a big kick out of it. 这件事真令我开心；Don’t try to brainwash me.别想给我洗脑 · Don’t chicken out，Be a man. 不要退缩了；You can count on us. 你可以信赖我们。 · His words carry a lot of weight 他的话很有份量；My mouth is watering. 我流口水了 · Don’t dream away your time 别虚度光阴；Cheer up振作起来；

· You are a chicken你是个胆小鬼

· It is nothing to be surprised about 这事不值得大惊小怪；What a good deal! 真便宜

· In a word，I am tired of everything 总之，我对一切都很厌倦；You asked for it 你自讨苦

吃

· God helps those who he1p themselves 上帝帮助那些自己帮自己的人；You set me up! 你出

卖我

· The most difficult thing in life is to know yourself 人贵有自知之明

· Misfortune might be a blessing in disguise 塞翁失马，安知非福

· I don’t think much of the movie 那电影不怎么样；

· Fasten your seat belt 系好你的安全带

· I have a nice sum of money put away 我存了一大笔钱；

· Don’t trust to chance 别碰运气

· I just keep my head above water (生活)还凑合！

· I have the right to know我有权知道

· He stands out in the crowd. 他在人群中特显眼；He may show up soon. 他马上就回来。 · you can eat and drink your fill. 你可以尽情的吃，尽情的喝；

· I sobbed sadly． 我伤心的抽泣着

· Work fascinates me.I can look at it for hours. 工作好有意思，尤其是看着别人工作。 · The movie is going over big everywhere in China 这部电影在中国大受欢迎

· Money is not everything.There´s Mastercard and Visa钱不是万能的，有时还需信用卡 · Beyond all questions you are right 毫无疑问，你是对的；Clothes make the man人要衣装 · Opportunity knocks but once. 机不可失，时不再来；He lacks courage. 他缺乏勇气。 · I´m not good at speaking off the cuff 我不擅长即兴演讲；One of these years猴年马月 · Shake a leg, or you´ll miss it. 快点，否则赶不上了；I´ve had it with him. 我受够他了 · His performance of LI BAI is top-notch. 他扮演的李白特别出色；I´ll buy it. 我赞成。 · I share your enthusiasm 谢谢关心（不耐烦的）；Could you fill in for him? 你能代替他吗？ · The explanation made no sense. 这解释莫名其妙；It´s on me this time. 这次我请客。 · I just do it by rule of thumb 我凭经验做的；I fast a day every week. 我每周绝食一天 · It´s full of hot air. 这是雷声大雨点小；He always goofs off. 他总是糊里糊涂。英语句子大全。

· I am up to my ears in work. 我忙的不可开交；It´s on the house. 这是免费的。

· You should give him a piece of your mind 你该向他表达你的不满；

· green hand 没有经验的人

· Can you give me a lift? 载我一程好吗？； I am an exam jitter 我一考试就紧张

· Let´s go Dutch. 各付各的；This is in way over my head. 对我而言这实在太难了。 · Who but he would do such a thing? 除了他谁会做这种事？；

· Wishful thinking 一厢情愿的想法

· His argument doesn´t hold water. 他的论点站不住脚；I have a runny nose.我流鼻涕。 · Great minds think alike 英雄所见略同；Being criticized is awful 被人批评真痛苦

· One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。 · I´m glad I kept my fingers crossed. 我很高兴一直都这么幸运。

· He is an operator. 他是个老油条。Don´t get on my nerves! 不要搅得我心烦

· Let´s find a happy medium. 我们还是找一个折衷的办法；

· It really turns me on. 这令我兴奋。

· I think you’ve put your finger on it 你说到点子上了；Painting the town red 狂欢 · You´ve jumped on the bandwagon. 随大流；I´m really in a bind. 我左右为难。

· They´re selling like hot cakes 这些都很畅销；You´re laying it on thick. 你过奖了 · The price makes my hair stand on end. 那价钱把我吓了一跳。

· He is now in the soup. 他现在糟糕了。I´m on the WAGON(马车,车). 我戒酒了。

· This is beyond comparison. 无与伦比；Tom always gets cold feet. 汤姆总是裹足不前。 · Get over yourself. 别自以为是；I´m fed up. 我厌倦了；I´ll see to it 我会留意的 · He got under the boss´s skin. 他惹恼了老板；Don´t go to pieces. 不要着急

篇三:《英语唯美句子大全》

1.I will always be, even lonely open into the sea.

我会一直在，纵使寂寞开成海。

2.The best part of being mature is that you no longer like the things that you used to really want.

成熟的最大好处是：以前得不到的，现在不想要了。英语句子大全。

3.Forget all the reason why it won't work and believe the one reason why it will. 忘掉所有那些“不可能”的借口，去坚持那一个“可能”的理由。

4.I know someone in the world is waiting for me, although I've no idea of who he is. But I feel happy every day for this.

我知道这世上有人在等我，尽管我不知道我在等谁。但是因为这样，我每天都非常快乐。

5.Did you get happier after leaving me?

离开我以后，有没有更快乐？

6.It's amazing how someone can break your heart, but you still love them with all the little pieces

不可思议的是，即使他令你心碎，你却依然用破碎的心爱着他。

7.If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't, nothing can make him stay.

如果他爱你，没人能妨碍他靠近；如果他忘情，谁也无力阻止他离去。

8.If two past lovers can remain friends, it's either they were never in love or they still are.

如果分手的恋人还能做朋友，要不从没爱过，要不还在爱着。

9.In life we all have an unspeakable secret, an irreversible regret, an unreachable dream and an unforgettable love

人的一生，都有一些说不出的秘密，挽不回的遗憾，触不到的梦想，忘不了的爱。

10.Use your smile to change the world. Don't let the world change your smile. 用你的笑容去改变这个世界，别让这个世界改变了你的笑容。

11.I just wanna ask,"Will you still be there if I come back?"

我只想知道，你是否等到我回来？

12.If you see the shadow in front,do not be afraid ,it is because the sun behind you.

如果你看到面前有阴影，别怕，那是因为你背后有阳光.

13.Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.

遇见你是命运的安排，成为了朋友是我的选择，而爱上你是我无法控制的意外.

14.To the world you may be just one person. To the person you may be the world.

对于世界，你可能只是一个人，但对于某个人，你却是整个世界.

15.Tell me you are mine. I'll be yours through all the years, till the end of time. 请告诉我你是我的。岁岁年年，我都属于你，永永远远.

16. The more you wanna know whether you have forgotten something, the better you remember.你越想知道自己是不是忘记的时候，你反而记得越清楚。

17. Love is a kind of chance encounter, and one can neither waiting nor preparing for it.爱是一种遇见，既不能等待，也不能准备。

18. No matter how badly your heart is broken, the world does not stop for your grief. 无论你多么心碎，世界也不会因你的悲伤而停止运转。

19 Don’t waste your new tears for the old sorrow.不要为旧的悲伤，浪费新的眼泪。

20. Why to ask so much when you are in love? The mature never ask the past,the wise never ask the present and the open-minded never ask the future.恋爱时，何需问那么多？成熟的人不问过去，聪明的人不问现在，豁达的人不问未来。

21 Remember what should be remembered, and forget what should be

forgotten. Alter what is changeable, and accept what is immutable.记住该记住的，忘记该忘记的。改变能改变的，接受不能改变的。

篇四:《幽默的英语句子》

1、when two's pany， three's the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是!

2、children in backseats cause accidents。 accidents in backseats cause children。
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。

3、god made relatives; thank god we can choose our friends。幽默的英语句子。
神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。

4、there should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning。
应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。

5、never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today。
不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。

6、success is a relative term。 it brings so many relatives。幽默的英语句子。
成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。

7、a dress is like a barbed fence。 it protects the premises without restricting the view。
服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。

8、every man should marry。 after all， happiness is not the only thing in life。
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。

9、love is photogenic。 it needs darkness to develop。
爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

10、the wise never marry， and when they marry they bee otherwise。
聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。

11、one should love animals。 they are so tasty。
每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。

12、the more you learn，the more you know， the more you know， the more you forget。 the more you forget， the less you know。 so why bother to learn。
学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着?

13、money is not everything。 there's mastercard visa。
钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。

14、save water。 shower with your girlfriend。
要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。

15、behind every successful man， there is a woman。 and behind every unsuccessful man， there are two。
每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。

16、work fascinates me。 i can look at it for hours!
“工作好有意思耶!”尤其是看着别人工作。

17、hard work never killed anybody。 but why take the risk 。
“努力工作不会导致死亡!”不过我不会用自己去证明。

18、love the neighbor。 but don't get caught。
要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。

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