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单身的快乐
单身快乐的句子(一)
单身的快乐
I was satisfied when I was first engaged with this "big name" company which has once designed the tallest building in China. I've since realized that this is just another "No Life" company living on its name. So, in fact I still don't have a life and I've discovered that I am screwed and destined to contribute my soul for a sound job title and reasonable salary.
在我顺利加入这家设计过曾是中国最高建筑的知名企业之初，我满意极了。然而，当我发觉这也不过是一家靠着名头吃饭的“无生活”公司时，满足感顿时消失。所以，实际上我还是过着“无生活”的生活，每天为了我响亮的头衔和合理的薪水全力打拼。
Thinking about work from the moment I wake. Aesthesia sets in every morning with birdcall and I follow my senses and the ritual of trying to use the least amount of time to deal with trivial but essential routines; choosing the "best" food that is easiest to be swallowed and digested; reducing water ingestion to avoid unnecessary wastage and thus wasted time scurrying off for toilet visits; forever perfecting shortened "bye-byes" to get out the door more rapidly; enhancing work productivity after waking by bringing remaining unfinished work that can be accessed between naps.
从睁开眼睛，身体有知觉的那一刻开始，满脑子就都是工作的事情；每天清晨被鸟叫醒，凭着直觉用最短的时间处理掉吃喝拉撒之类生活必须的琐事；吃最容易咀嚼吞咽消化的食物；尽量少喝水，以减少这些意义不大的事及其带来的频繁往返卫生间的副作用所侵吞的时间；永远完美而简短地说再见并快速出门；尽量把一些当天没能处理完的事情留在睡梦中继续思考，以提高醒来后的工作效率……
Thus every second saved gives an extra second to increased efficiency and output. As for any form of unstructured time, like seeing movies, strolling around, or even just being in a thoughtless daze, only when the devil is blind to work, time, efficiency and productivity will that time come for me.
就这样，从日常生活中挤出来的一分一秒让我有更充足的时间提高效率和超额完成工作量。至于什么休闲活动，譬如看电影、逛街，甚至只是干坐着发发呆，绝对是没门儿的，除非驱使我工作的“魔鬼”已经完全瞎掉，看不到工作、时间、效率或业绩！【单身快乐的句子】
I have turned so panda eyed, so much so that even liberal coverings of foundation make up can't conceal my physical signs of exhaustion. I am especially numb about my gender, as I was disillusioned with my MD's genuinely appreciative praise on my "manly" working attitude, which runs counter to my lifetime pursuit of becoming a full time blissfully happy housewife. But every time my real
ambition becomes lost as I become, against my will, deeply emotionally connected with the MD by his impassioned speeches that are always full of his
acknowledgement to those who work slave-like with bended heads over heaped papers. I hang on his words waiting for tidbits of praise and after I am filled with self-loathing that I am sucked into this subordinate and subservient role. And as a female I feel we have lost our gender and identity in the battlefield of the inner office, becoming sexless, senseless, and loveless, living our "No Life" existence.
I was satisfied when I was first engaged with this "big name" company which has once designed the tallest building in China. I've since realized that this is just another "No Life" company living on its name. So, in fact I still don't have a life and I've discovered that I am screwed and destined to contribute my soul for a sound job title and reasonable salary.
在我顺利加入这家设计过曾是中国最高建筑的知名企业之初，我满意极了。然而，当我发觉这也不过是一家靠着名头吃饭的“无生活”公司时，满足感顿时消失。所以，实际上我还是过着“无生活”的生活，每天为了我响亮的头衔和合理的薪水全力打拼。【单身快乐的句子】
Thinking about work from the moment I wake. Aesthesia sets in every morning with birdcall and I follow my senses and the ritual of trying to use the least amount of time to deal with trivial but essential routines; choosing the "best" food that is easiest to be swallowed and digested; reducing water ingestion to avoid unnecessary wastage and thus wasted time scurrying off for toilet visits; forever perfecting shortened "bye-byes" to get out the door more rapidly; enhancing work productivity after waking by bringing remaining unfinished work that can be accessed between naps.
从睁开眼睛，身体有知觉的那一刻开始，满脑子就都是工作的事情；每天清晨被鸟叫醒，凭着直觉用最短的时间处理掉吃喝拉撒之类生活必须的琐事；吃最容易咀嚼吞咽消化的食物；尽量少喝水，以减少这些意义不大的事及其带来的频繁往返卫生间的副作用所侵吞的时间；永远完美而简短地说再见并快速出门；尽量把一些当天没能处理完的事情留在睡梦中继续思考，以提高醒来后的工作效率……
Thus every second saved gives an extra second to increased efficiency and output. As for any form of unstructured time, like seeing movies, strolling around, or even just being in a thoughtless daze, only when the devil is blind to work, time, efficiency and productivity will that time come for me.【单身快乐的句子】
就这样，从日常生活中挤出来的一分一秒让我有更充足的时间提高效率和超额完成工作量。至于什么休闲活动，譬如看电影、逛街，甚至只是干坐着发发呆，绝对是没门儿的，除非驱使我工作的“魔鬼”已经完全瞎掉，看不到工作、时间、效率或业绩！
I have turned so panda eyed, so much so that even liberal coverings of foundation make up can't conceal my physical signs of exhaustion. I am especially
numb about my gender, as I was disillusioned with my MD's genuinely appreciative praise on my "manly" working attitude, which runs counter to my lifetime pursuit of becoming a full time blissfully happy housewife. But every time my real ambition becomes lost as I become, against my will, deeply emotionally connected with the MD by his impassioned speeches that are always full of his
acknowledgement to those who work slave-like with bended heads over heaped papers. I hang on his words waiting for tidbits of praise and after I am filled with self-loathing that I am sucked into this subordinate and subservient role. And as a female I feel we have lost our gender and identity in the battlefield of the inner office, becoming sexless, senseless, and loveless, living our "No Life" existence.
我脸上挂着两个黑黑的熊猫眼，它们是如此醒目地昭示着我的疲倦，以至于再浓的妆也掩盖不住。拼命的工作让我对自己的性别概念完全模糊，直到老板诚挚地夸奖我“男人般”的工作态度时，我才想起当年我对人生的美好设想是做一个幸福快乐的家庭主妇。可是，当我的老板激情洋溢地盛赞那些藏身于厚厚的文件背后，垂着脑袋奴隶一般工作的员工时，我曾经的人生理想再一次完全隐匿。我渴望得到认同和表扬，而随后我又陷入极度自我厌恶中，我竟然沉迷于这个卑微的奴性角色中。作为一名女性，我们在办公室没有硝烟的战场上渐渐丧失了自己的女性身份，变成一个个没有性别特征，没有意识，也没有爱情的“无生活”生物。
Some people, it seems, do have a constructive consciousness and attitude towards working, always looking forward and thinking positively, without
cynicism. There was an interview with some CEO on TV insolently summing-up the secrets of success "Our success is due to those personnel happily working for the enterprise day and night, day after day." I don't know whether these employees are really happy or pretending to be happy or if the CEO has assumed subjectively his staffs' happiness. I ask myself, can work really bring such contentment and fulfillment to your life?
似乎有那么一种人，总是对工作有着建设性的觉悟和态度，每天都积极乐观地向前看，从不会消极怠工。曾经在电视上看到过一次对某位CEO的采访，他自豪地总结企业成功的秘诀：“我们的成功，都是因为我们的员工披星戴月、夜以继日的积极快乐地工作！”不知道他们是真的开心，还是看上去开心，抑或只是CEO们一厢情愿地主观假定他们应该很开心。我不禁自问，工作真的能给一个人带来那么大的满足感和成就感吗？
I still remember in a meeting that our MD said that the previous manager here, who was female, quit the company because she could not get married and couldn't even get into any stable relationship due to the time she must give to her work! She was close to 50 before she realized the necessity to change jobs and priorities. Nearly 50 for Christ's sake! I promised myself I will never become the second sedulous example in this company. There is also a fashion designer who hasn’t been in a relationship for 5 years. The last time she was in love was in University. She has No Life. She doesn't even have time for meals.
She has resolved to break up with this company. How many are there like us? How many "No life" women are there? There are two groups of women in Shanghai, and maybe in this world, 90% have "No life", no fun and no money. The other 10 % seems to make money easily, they go clubbing all week, drinking and partying，it seems this is their "Life". Because I am single, I am not a socialite, and I am deemed an older woman (approaching 30), am I destined to always work hard with "No Life"?
我仍然记得在一次会议上我老板提到的那个公司前任女经理的事情。据说她把所有时间都花在了工作上，以至于没空考虑结婚的事，甚至无法和一个男人维持稳定的关系，最后她只好辞掉工作。当她意识到必须要改变工作和生活的先后关系时，她已经年届50了。50岁啊，老天！我对自己发誓，我决不能成为第二个她！还有另一位时尚女设计师，已经整整五年没谈过恋爱了。她的上一次恋爱还得追溯到大学时代……她完全过着“无生活”的生活，甚至连吃饭的时间都没有。后来她终于下定决心离开了这家公司。还有多少人和我们有同样的经历？这里还有多少过着“无生活”的女性？在上海，甚至是全世界，女人只分为两种。90%“无生活”，没有情趣也没有钱；另外10%早早地赚够了钱，于是天天泡吧喝酒办派对，享受着看似精彩的“生活”。而我，因为还是单身，又不是什么社交名媛，又被归为大龄女性（年届三十），我就得乖乖地奴隶般地工作，过我的“无生活”生活。
快乐单身
单身快乐的句子(二)
‘How To Be Single And Happy : Learn to appreciate your single status. Here are five things that singles sometimes take for granted。
如何做个快乐的单身贵族：学会如何看到单身的好处。以下是单身之人必做的五件事。
Step 1:Sleep
When you're single, no one's nagging at you to get up or counting the hours that you've spent in bed. You are left in peace with your box fan and body pillow. Sleep all day guilt-free!
1.睡觉没人烦
当你是单身时，不会有人唠叨着让你起床，也不会有人替你计算你已经躺在床上多少小时了。只有你，电风扇和一个抱枕，没人来打搅你。不要有愧疚感，睡上一整天吧！
Step 2:Money
When you're single, there's no joint account. You can do whatever you want with your money. There's none of that "what's yours is mine, what's mine is yours" foolishness. No household budget. Go ahead and buy that hideous, life-size statue of Wayne Newton. Put it in the middle of the living room. No one is the boss of you!
2.花钱真方便
当你是单身时，就不存在什么夫妻共同账户了。你的钱你可以随便花。不存在那句
傻傻的“你的就是我的，我的就是你的”。也不用搞什么家庭预算。想买那个看上去丑丑的，真人大小的牛顿塑像吗？买就是了。把它摆在卧室中间。没人能管的了你！
Step 3: Career
Work all night, all weekend if you want to. Then socialize with the boss until 2:00AM or later. Your married co-workers can't compete. They've got "commitments". You win by default! And when that headhunter calls, there's no one holding you back. Pack up and move wherever the fattest paycheck is waiting。
3.工作上优势多
如果愿意的话，你可以工作开夜车，周末加班。那样，你就可以和老板出去一直到凌晨2点。你的已婚同事都做不到这一点。他们都肩负着家庭责任。而你恰恰是赢在了“不用履行责任”上。某日，猎头公司打来电话，你也没有什么挂念的，卷起铺盖卷儿，哪里有钱赚就奔向哪儿！
Step 4: Rejection
When you're single, rejection is your friend. If you're on a bad date, make up some excuse and get the heck out of there. You don't have to ever see her again。
4.可以毫不犹豫地拒绝别人
当你是单身时，向他人说不是你常爱干的事儿。如果约会时感觉不太好，那就编点借口让对方一边儿去。以后你也没必要再见到她。
Step 5: Amuse Yourself
See how much laundry you can fit into the washer. Create a new dish out of the few things you have left in the cupboard and eat it in the middle of the night. Become a pro at belching the alphabet. The possibilities are endless。
5.自娱自乐
试试看，看你能往洗衣机里塞多少衣服。用橱柜里剩下的不多的材料做一道新菜，并在午夜的时候吃。嗝打的长点儿的，并试着成为这方面的专家。一切皆有可能。
单身快乐
单身快乐的句子(三)
单身快乐
题记：
一个人，可以做很多决定，也可以推翻很多决定，但是只要自己快乐，什么决定都不能阻止，包括你。所
以，单身的女子，请你一定要幸福。。。
这段时间，发生挺多事的，有的人来了又去，去了又来，匆匆一笔，写的仓促，连落款都没有。单身就是这样，总以为别人都是生命中的过客，到最后
才发现自己才是一个真正的过客，到每个人的世界去耍一下流氓，然后帅帅的甩手就走，很潇洒，很无敌，当然也很流氓。。。
我不知道是否你也如我一样，有点无赖，还是觉得我很无赖，呵呵，谁叫我单身呢，单身就是要无赖，耍流氓，特别是要对感情耍流氓，千万不能当真，不然死的会是自己，俗语说的好，何必为了一颗草，放弃整个草原呢，太不值得了。
有时候常常想，等到有一天老去，是否会为谁停留，却发现是自己多虑了，这颗奔走的心，是怎么也停不下来的，待到尘归尘，土归土，方能止吧。这里每一个字，都是咬着牙写的，透过镜子，想着如何捕捉那遥远的一切，渐渐地迷失在那透明的国度，浑然不知把时间抛在身后，是多么危险的事情，因为一不小心，也许就那么一辈子了。。。
不是没爱过人，有的人爱了，爱到底了，才知道爱错了，理由只有一个，就是他不爱我，再说什么，都显得强求。独个去远方旅行，完成那些曾和你都向往的风景。或许许久之后，江南烟雨，小巷迂回，再见时，白发苍苍，擦身而过，连红尘都忘了我们，早已没有当时矫健的我们，如何想起。。。
爱着爱着，恨着恨着，这辈子也就到头了，路过很多风景，爱过，恨过，到最后，还是剩下自己，每日晨昏定省，痴数繁星。凭栏小筑，光景依旧难新，还是依旧种花。路人不见往日依旧事，何须笑我依旧盼着春风，春时花开我心喜，待到秋时何堪忧。我这边天气晴好，你可安好。。。
关于单身的句子
单身快乐的句子(四)
1、在爱情这场戏里总是有一个主角和一个配角，累的永远是主角，伤的永远是配角。
2、那个在不经意中，也许就改变了我一生的男孩。我相信总有一天，我们会在世界的屋顶再次相遇。不要轻易用过去来衡量生活的幸与不幸，每个人的生命都是可以绽放美丽的，只要你珍惜。关于单身的句子。
3、一次只爱一个人，选一个单身的人，值得爱的人。因为爱过，所以慈悲；因为懂得，所以宽容。善忘是一件好事，但不要忘记你在困境时帮助你的那些好人。不要太高估自己在集体中的力量，因为当你选择离开时，就会发现即使没有你，太阳照常升起。过去的事情可以不忘记，4、最痛苦的是，消失了的东西，它就永远的不见了，永远都不会再回来，却偏还要留下一根细而尖的针，一直插在你心头，一直拔不去，它想让你疼，你就得疼。
5、我一直喜欢下午的阳光。关于单身的句子。它让我相信这个世界任何事情都会有转机，相信命运的宽厚和美好。我们终归要长大，带着一种无怨的心情悄悄地长大。
6、一个人单身久了，你可以满心期待着另外一个人来分享你的生活；也可以就这样品味人生中一段独特旅程:自由自在自省自爱。
7、我们就是这样苍老的，从时光的一端辗转到时光的另一端，请别说再见，不需要再见。
8、没有人永远十七岁，但永远有人十七岁。因为依赖一份只有我记得的回忆，我已经长大。长到可以勇敢的面对人间所有的风风雨雨。
9、爱情是一场注定的潮水，而自己就是一叶随时等待靠岸的小舟。潮来潮去，随波逐流，载沉载浮，在劫难逃。
10、我在刀尖上舞蹈，沉重也好，轻盈也罢，从脚底到心里，终究是蔓延的疼痛。
11、结婚不等于幸福，单身也不意味着不幸，因为我们出生时就一个人，最终也不可能同时离去，一个人过，只要心态好，那就是一种幸福，就这么简单。
12、单身意味着一个错误的结束，一个正确的开始。单身意味着你将停止浪费自己宝贵的时间和青春，去做一场无用功。单身意味着新的燃烧，而你只需要耐心等待那个即将把你点燃的男人的来到。单身只是一道简单的选择题，a或者b，哭或者笑，如此而已。我们单身，但是气定神闲。
13、我一路狂奔，渴望在拥挤匆忙的人群里找到一个和我相似的面孔，她和我有相似的命运。我可以在她的身上看到自己命运的参照，何去何从，不再那么仓皇。
14、我们都是单翅膀的天使，只有拥抱着才能飞翔。
15、有些人，有些事，是不是你想忘记，就真的能忘记?
16、我知道，我们都将离开，我们都不会再回来。
17、单身是春天的种子，充满希望；单身是夏天的烈日，热情辉煌；单身是秋天的落叶，自由自在；单身是冬天的雪花，浪漫无限爱情不是索取，而是给予；()不是梦想，也不是痴望，爱情不是这样。它是善良，是荣誉，和谐与纯洁的生活、单身的时候没有爱情，一个人站在人群中，没有感觉。当有一对情侣从身边走过时，情不自禁的蹩了对方一眼，回家的时候静静的想，那滋味是不是非常的美好，想着想着，心中甜蜜的睡不着，只是外表掩藏着羞涩，内心明显着可以强烈的听到心的跳动。
18、我们生活在同一个温暖的水域，也许偶尔会被水草缠绕，但因为彼此温暖的呼吸，相信都不会是死结。如果我说我爱你，我一直都爱你，不知道你会不会相信?
19、有点寂寞，有点痛，有点张扬，有点不知所措，有点需要安慰。那么，点开它，有点美。