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笑话、幽默与逻辑有着密不可分的关系。智者可以充分发挥逻辑思维的能动性,,给多彩的生活增添乐趣,而愚者往往会陷入思维误区,表现出一股“诤气”,被人嗤笑。下面是中国招生考试网http://www.chinazhaokao.com/小编今天为大家精心准备了动物英语小笑话带翻译简单，希望对大家有所帮助!Worries about mad cow disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.
The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm."
The other cow replies, "I ain't worried, it don't affect us ducks."
担心疯牛病
有两头奶牛隔着牛拦正在交谈!
第一头奶牛说："我告诉你，疯牛病真是很吓人，他们说它正在迅速蔓延,我听说一些牛正在放在约翰逊农场”。
另一头奶牛说："我不担心，他不会影晌我们鸭子"
A tiger caught a deer and wanted to eat it,the deer said : " You can't eat me."
The tiger was puzzled and then asked : " Why ?"
" Because I'm a National second-class protection animal."
The tiger laughed : " But we can't let the National first class protection animal die to hangry for the sake of the second-class protection animal."
老虎抓到一头鹿，要把它吃掉，鹿说：“你不能吃我。”
老虎一愣：“为什么?”
“因为我是国家二级保护动物。”
老虎笑了：“总不能为了二级保护动物而让一级保护动物饿死吧!”
He's just Been to the Zoo
When I was waitting in line at the bank , I noticed a woman holding a small child at one of the windows. The boy was eating a roll ,which he thrust at the teller. The teller smiled and shook his head.
"No, no, dear," said the boy's mom. and then , turnning to the teller , "I beg your pardon , young man. Please forgive my son . He's just been to the zoo."
他刚去过动物园
当我在银行里排队时，发现一位妇女抱着一个小孩站在一个窗口。男孩正在吃一个面包卷，并将面包卷戳向出纳员，出纳员笑着摇了摇头。
“别这样，亲爱的，” 男孩的妈妈说。然后她转向出纳员说，“对不起，小伙子。请原谅我的儿子，他刚去过动物园。”