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愿每位好姑娘都遇到自己的MR.right
时间:2016-05-24 来源:原创 作者:白果 阅读:73次
前些日子，在朋友圈里考到这样一段话:我和男朋友是相亲认识的，现在已经三个月了，男朋友试探的问我，我们什么时候结婚，而我回答他的是沉默。
找她聊了一下，才知些内情。
发这段话的我叫她H。是在旅行中认识的。H是这样的一位二逼青年。不认识她的人觉得她是个高冷的女神，认识她的，俨然觉得这是个女神经啊。
或许是在旅行中，我们很投缘，我问了她一些近况，她向我说了这样一段故事。
H今年26了，适婚的年龄，第一批步入晚婚的90后。16年新年后，在H妈妈朋友的介绍下，与A认识了。认识当天晚上，便收到了A的消息。互相试探的了解彼此的情况，这样联系了一个星期，便进行了两人的正式见面，吃了晚餐，看了场电影。送A回家。完美的一天。H觉得A不错，便就这样，持续的联系着，在这期间，A对H可以说是无微不至。知道她喜欢玩偶，便买来给她，知道她喜欢吃辣的东西，便宠着她吃，但又不舍得让她多吃，怕她胃疼，知道她喜欢吃螃蟹便巴巴的去吃海鲜大餐，每次回家，不用H说，便自己自动的提前在车站巴巴的等上半个小时，直到看到H的出现，然后送她回家。按理说，H对A没有什么不满意的。但是，结婚？总觉的少了一些什么。这样与他共度一生？H能给的答案，便是不知道，不确定。
这样的相亲故事还有很多，相亲越来月成为现在男女步入婚姻的一种渠道，若能够就此遇到一个对的人，遇见一生的幸福，便是此生最大的幸事了。但生活中大多数的恋人，都是如H一般的状态，迷茫，甚至有点恐惧。但是，若是两个人相处不累，便是最好的爱情。
愿每位好姑娘都遇到自己的MR.right。
爱唠叨，爱生活的小Q.
对大中国地区外所的所有中国合伙人进行全面扫描。设定具体范围如下： 1：常驻北京、上海或香港办公室
2：出生在中国大陆，不包括ABC和香港/台湾同胞（无任何偏见。ABC和纯种土兔成长环境和经历差异明显，亦不放在参考范围内。）
3：主要的美国和英国大所，澳洲只入选一个，未涉及任何欧洲所，芝麻所和象征性办公室均被筛选出局 4：资料均来自官方网站。【纽约,Mr,Bing】
一、整体解读
试卷紧扣教材和考试说明，从考生熟悉的基础知识入手，多角度、多层次地考查了学生的数学理性思维能力及对数学本质的理解能力，立足基础，先易后难，难易适中，强调应用，不偏不怪，达到了“考基础、考能力、考素质”的目标。试卷所涉及的知识内容都在考试大纲的范围内，几乎覆盖了高中所学知识的全部重要内容，体现了“重点知识重点考查”的原则。
1．回归教材，注重基础
试卷遵循了考查基础知识为主体的原则，尤其是考试说明中的大部分知识点均有涉及，其中应用题与抗战胜利70周年为背景，把爱国主义教育渗透到试题当中，使学生感受到了数学的育才价值，所有这些题目的设计都回归教材和中学教学实际，操作性强。
2．适当设置题目难度与区分度
选择题第12题和填空题第16题以及解答题的第21题，都是综合性问题，难度较大，学生不仅要有较强的分析问题和解决问题的能力，以及扎实深厚的数学基本功，而且还要掌握必须的数学思想与方法，否则在有限的时间内，很难完成。
3．布局合理，考查全面，着重数学方法和数学思想的考察
在选择题，填空题，解答题和三选一问题中，试卷均对高中数学中的重点内容进行了反复考查。包括函数，三角函数，数列、立体几何、概率统计、解析几何、导数等几大版块问题。这些问题都是以知识为载体，立意于能力，让数学思想方法和数学思维方式贯穿于整个试题的解答过程之中。
Five years later...
One day in the morning
Today is little Emma’s three-year-old birthday.Little Emma ,the daughter of Darcy and Elizabeth,was still sleeping soundly in the bed.Elizabeth was tiptoeing to the bed where little Emma lay asleep.Suddenly,Emma’s eyelids flickered, then opened. “Good morning,sunshine.Happy birthday,my dear baby,” Elizabeth gave her lovely daughter a big smile the moment saw she awake.The little girl's attractive eye winked, “What’s birthday, Mama?” she asked. “Ha,a birthday means birthday cake and a lot ...a lot of presents,you like it?” Elizabeth answered as she helped Emma got dressed. “yeah~ I super like,”little Emma cheered and began to dance. “Okay,now get dressed,your Papa is waiting for you downstairs,” Elizabeth said ,gazed at Emma lovingly. “Yes, Mrs Darcy ,”Emma answered ,then bowed to her mother. “You naughty girl,who have taught you said that?”“Ha ha...” little Emma began to giggle.
. Little Emma’s birthday party started at 7 p.m. The guests have been gradually embarked on the house.Darcy, as well as Elizabeth,was busy accepting the guest while their naughty daughter was looking greedily at the cake. “Emma,come【纽约,Mr,Bing】
here,Aunt Jane is coming.” Elizabeth called. “Ah~Aunt Jane,I’m so miss you,” Emma cried out and ran toward Jane. “happy birthday,my precious,”Jane stooped down to pick up Emma in her arms,and said with a beautiful smile on her face.“Ha~so you don’t miss me,I’m so sad now,little Emma,”the Mr Binglay stood nearby said to Emma as he making a sad face.Emma giggled and looked at him,said in her baby voice, “Miss you,too.” Mr Binglay gently stroked Emma’s head and said happily , “That’s it,my good Emma.” Just then,Darcy walked toward them. “The dinner is ready,everyone,” he said as he took Emma from Jane. “Yeah~go!cake,” Emma cried out cheerfully in her father’s arms.And then everybody began to laugh.
As darkness fell, the guests had all gone away. “She is a bit tired today,isn’t she?” Darcy l said to his wife as he lovingly gazed at the little Emma who was sleeping in her mother’s arms . “She’s so happy today,” Elizabeth smiled.Then she gave her daughter an affectionate kiss and put her to bed.Little Emma still cannot understand what a birthday mean,but now she knows that today is the best day ever for everyone had come to her house include her dear Aunt Jane and that cake was so good.
. Darcy and Elizabeth decided to go for a walk when they came out of Emma’s bedroom. They made their way, hand in hand, down the path. “I still can’t believe that Mrs Catherine came today ,for Emma,”Elizabeth said. “Me ,either.Thanks to our little baby, Aunt Catherine finally came to visited us,” Darcy answered. “Right,everything is getting better now,no more prejudice,”Elizabeth looked at her husband,smiled.
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The One With The Inappropriate Sister
Written By: Shana Goldberg-Meehan
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
With Help From: Aaron Miller
510 兄妹“情”
停职后的罗斯百无聊赖，想教乔伊写电影剧本。
但是，罗斯希望乔伊工作的时候，钱德却想找乔伊玩；两人因此关系紧张。
菲比为穷人作义工，募集圣诞节礼物；但捐来的礼物都差强人意，菲比对捐献者表示了不满。
莫妮卡安排瑞秋和丹尼约会。
一切顺利，但后来瑞秋发现丹尼对他妹妹Krista有异乎寻常的兴趣。
5.10 The One With The Inappropriate Sister
Because of his boredom while away from work, Ross offers to help Joey focus on writing a movie.
Things get a little tense, however, when Ross wants Joey to work and Chandler wants to play 'Fireball.'
Phoebe volunteers to collect Christmas donations for the poor, but ends up getting a bucket full of unwanted 'contributions,' so she gets tough with the donors.
Monica arranges for Rachel and Danny to go out.
It seems to be going very well until Rachel discovers that Danny has an unusually close relationship with his sister, Krista.
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's apartment, Ross is cleaning out the fridge. Joey walks from his room. He looks like he just woke up.] clean out v.清理 打扫干净
Joey: What are you doing?
Ross: I...reorganized the fridge. See, bottom shelf: meats and dairy. (There’s nothing on the shelf.) Middle shelf: fruits and vegetables. (There’s one lone tomato.) And top shelf: expired products. (The shelf is jammed packed.)
reorganize v.重新布置/lone adj.孤独的/expired adj.过期的
Joey: Why are you doing this?
Ross: Because I am bored...Out of my mind. I’ve already been to the bank, post office, and the dry cleaners.
out of one's mind adj.抓狂的/dry cleaner n.干洗店
Joey: Dude, you just described seven days worth of stuff. You’ve got to spread it out a little, you know. Haven’t you ever been
unemployed?
spread out<俚> Chill, Chill out, Calm down 放轻松/unemployed adj.失业的 Ross: Hey, I am not unemployed. I’m on sabbatical!
sabbatical n.1. 休假 公休2. =sabbatical leave (美国某些大学给大学教师每七年一次的)公休假 3. =sabbatical year (《圣经》中的)安息年<美>休假年
Joey: Hey, don’t get religious on me, ok. (Ross looks a little confused.) A guy in your position needs to be a little better at
relaxing. You know. Why do you think we have the comfortable chairs? Huh...come here„sit down. (Ross sits down.) Ready? (Joey flips the foot rest up.) Ahh!! (He reclines the chair fully.) Ohh, yeah!! Huh?! don't get religious on sb 不要和我谈宗教/flip up v.弹出/recline v.使斜倚 使躺下
Ross: So what, we just sit?
Joey: Ohh, no, no. We’re not going to just sit. (Joey sits down and hits the speed dial button on the phone.) Shhh. (It begins to ring.) Chandler: (Answering the phone at work) Hello, Chandler Bing.
Joey: (In a high pitched female voice) Hello Mr. Bing...I love you. Chandler: (Angrily) Alright, whoever this is, stop calling me! (Ross and Joey laugh silently.) It’s been six months! It’s not funny! Joey: I can see you, Mr. Bing.You look sexy in your new suit. Chandler: Leave me alone! For the love of God, leave me alone!!! (Joey hangs up.)
for the love of adv.为了...起见
Joey: And that’s Wednesday. (He reclines in his chair.) Ohh.
Opening Credits
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Ross, Joey, Monica, and Rachel are there. Phoebe walks in ringing a bell.]
Phoebe: Hey you guys, guess what?
Chandler: The British are coming英国人要打过来了?
The British are coming：菲比成为了圣诞老人，她接受人们慈善捐款，然后给捐款人播洒快乐。当她进入中央珀克咖啡馆边摇着铃铛边问：“你们猜发生了什么?”经常贫嘴的钱德勒又忍不住了，说:“是不是英国人又打过来了? (The British are coming?)”1775年4月，英军挺进列克星敦和康克德，银匠里维尔就是通过钟声报告“英国人来了(The British are coming)”的，这是独立战争的开始。
Phoebe: Ohh, you and your ways. (She shakes the bell at him and sits down.) Since it’s Christmastime. I’m going to be one of those people collecting donations.
Christmastime n.(=Christmastide)圣诞节期/collect donation v.筹集募捐 All: Ohh.
Phoebe: (Excitedly) Yeah, I already have my bell and later on...I get my bucket.
bucket
Chandler: Ohh.
Phoebe: Yeah, yeah, I’m going to be out there spreading joy to the people. I mean, last year, I spread a little joy but not really enough. So this year, I’m going to do the whole city.
Monica: You know, I knew a girl in high school who did that. She was very popular. (Chandler laughs.)
Phoebe: It's weird, you're starting to sound a lot like Chandler lately.
Monica and Chandler：(with one voice)That is so not true.
Joey: So Pheebs, where are you doing all, your bell ringing?
Phoebe: Ohh, they gave me a great spot. Right by Macys. Yeah, they hardly ever give such a good spot to a rookie, but I’m the only one who can sing "Merry Christmas" in 25 languages. (She smirks.) I lied. rookie n.新手/smirk v.傻笑/Macy's：is a chain of American department stores(n.百货公司) with its flagship store(n.旗舰店) in Herald Square, New York City, which has been billed as(v.用海报宣传为) the "world's largest store" since completion of the Seventh Avenue addition[n.(房屋的)增建部分] in 1924. The company also operates two other national flagship stores, at San Francisco's Union Square and the former Marshall Field's flagship on State Street in the Chicago Loop.The company also has several divisional flagship stores, including in Atlanta, Miami, St. Louis, and Seattle.The company is also well-known for sponsoring the annual Macy's
Thanksgiving Day Parade, a parade held on the streets of New York City annually since 1924.The company is part of the Cincinnati(n.辛辛那提)-based Federated Department Stores.【纽约,Mr,Bing】
The Macy's in downtown Cincinnati, home
of Federated Department Stores.
Rachel: Oh my god. Ok you guys, there’s Danny. Watch. Just watch this. (He walks past the couch to the counter.) See?! Still
pretending he’s not interested. Ok, he’s coming over. Just pretend like we don’t know him. We’ve forgotten who he is.
Danny: Hey guys.
All: Hey Danny.
Monica: Danny? You know Rachel? She’s nice. She’s not bad to look at, right?
Rachel: Thanks, Mon.
Danny: Well, of course.
Monica: Do you want to go out on a date with her?
Rachel: Monica!!!
Danny: (Looking at Monica) Absolutely! Is Friday okay?
Monica: Friday’s perfect...She can’t wait.
Danny: (To Monica) On the date, I will be able to talk to her directly? (To Rachel) See ya Friday. (He walks out.)
Rachel: (Somewhat angrily) Okay. What the hell was that? You know what? Don’t answer me.(Giggling) I have a date with Danny. somewhat adv.稍微 有些/giggle v.咯咯地笑 傻笑
Chandler：All right, it's 4:30, I guess my lunch break is over. What are you guys gonna do?