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小品是一种有趣的表演方式，大家喜欢看小品节目吗？以下是小编精心准备的英文小品搞笑剧本，大家可以参考以下内容哦！
Narration: Carrie, Cici and Wing are co-worker of a company. This day they are talking in the office.
Ca: Bingo! I finally finish this case. It is really tough! I have not slept well for almost a week.
Wing: Me too .I always get so busy in this season. I have drunk three cups of coffee in order to keep awake.
Ci: Our boss must be enjoying his holiday in Fiji very much. What do you think he will feel when he comes back to see our case?
Ca:Of course he will feel surprised and give each of us a promotion.
Wing: Come on, he is a devil, how could he do this to us? Anyway, we should award ourselves for these days hard work!
Ca: You are right. Let’s pig out on junk food!
Wing: I have stayed in China for a whole year and I miss my hometown. I miss German food!
Ca: so do I .how much I love French food!
Ci: I have not eaten German or French food before. Do you have any recommendation?
Ca: If you visit France or go to a French restaurant, snails, cheese, and goose liver and red wine are the best choices.from
Wing: You also can’t miss the famous German sausage, ham and blue checse
Ci: They all sound yummy. But do you know what Chinese eat when they miss their families?
Wing&Ca: No
Ci: The answer is dumplings!
Ca:Well ,I heard that before though I haven’t tasted .
Wing: Can you make dumplings, CiCi? Would you make some for us? I have been longing for dumplings for a long time.
Ci: Aha, it is as easy as a pie for me .what about coming to my house tonight? We can make dumplings together. I will teach you how to cook it.
Ca: Great! That is fantastic. Then it will be the first time to make and eat dumplings
Wing: Very good idea! We could busy some basic ingredient at the supper market after work.
Ci: Sure.We need flour, yeast, pork, cabbages, vinegar, sauce and ginger.
(The three colleagues had their shopping and now they are in CiCi’s house)
CiCiours some pour on the table and said:”Carrie, can you fetch some water here?”
Ca: sure, here you are .what s next?
Ci:Ci:we have to mix the flour yeast and water together .be careful ,don’t add too much water.
Ca: Okay, I’m kneeing the dough repentedly.it is becoming and softer
Wing: Yeah, I am cutting the pork into many small pieces, and then I will add several spoons of oil in it .shall I blend them?
CiCi: Yes, make sure they blend well. A bit salt and a spoon of vinegar are needed, too.
(an hour later)
Ca: Yes, the dumplings are prepared .lets start!
CiCi: Wait! I remember well that you all miss the food from your hometown.Look, what are these?
Ca: Wow! Cheese! Where did you get it? And my favorite red wine.
Wing: God. Those are sausage and ham, I can’t believe it!
CiCi: Haha, it is a big surprise, isn’t it? Now ,we are got all three countries’ food ready.
Ca: So it is a complete big meal.
Wing: An unforgettable banquet in my life. Let’s cheers!
Ca, Ci, Wing: Cheers!
(Original script)
(William carry his bag to school)
William: Today is my very first day at campus, I heard of campus is a ivory tower and full of joy, in there,I can broaden my horizon and follow my interest to making friends, especially the association of campus is a shinning view, look ,there is a hip-hop association, I will go there, follow me.
Association : Howdy, guys, come here.
Are you a freshman?
William: Yeah. Could you tell me something about your association?
Association：Of course. Firstly, let me ask you some questions.
Do you want to show your talent? (YES)
Do you want to enrich your campus life? (YES)
Do you want to be a star? (YES)
So, this is the stage what you want, we’ll give you many chances to show your style. Come on, no hesitation.
W: Okay, that’s great, I will join you.
Voice-over：A month later, William had come to know that he has a lot of things to do, he is confused there.
William: This is my homework, and this is my activity, which one I should choose? Oh my god, who can help me?
Voice-over：At that time, the learning angel and the hip-hop fairy come to his mind at the same time.
Learning Angel: To be or not to be, that is a question. Litter William, Shakespeare is calling you. This is the ocean of knowledge , the heaven of literature. Please take your book and come to my world.
W: Okay, angel , wait me …wait me.
Voice-over: Suddenly, the hip-hop fairy is coming.
Hip-pop fairy: Yo yo yo! Everybody! Push you hands up.(Singing)Buddy you’re a boy make a big noise playing in the street gonna be a big man someday, you’ve got the mud on your face, big disgrace, kicking your can all over the place. Singing, we will we will rock you. Singing, we will we will rock you.
What’s boy? Come with me, we have a big party. Hurry up!
William: Wow, so cool, take me away.(leave his book on the floor)
Learning Angel：No! Stop！
(Face to William)You can’t do it. It is time to study.
(Face to Hip-pop fairy)And you, who are you?(The tone with provocation)
Hip-pop fairy: It’s none of your business, it’s time for fun, get out of his world, he should come with me.
Learning Angel: No! You can’t! Shut up!
Hip-pop fairy: What? What? ( Disputing)
William: All right… all right. Calm down…. calm down guys!We must have a talk!
Learning Angel and Hip-hop fairy: Okay…okay. (Calm down)
William: (Face to Learning Angel)You, you’re the important part of my life, I know I should pay more attention to you.
But, you（Face to Hip-hop fairy）,without you, my life is not complete.
(Face to audiences)Learning angel is my right hand, Hip-hop fairy is my left hand, you should get well alone with each other and work together, I need you to create my beautiful campus life.
Learning Angel: Okay, William is right.
Hip-hop fairy: Yes, I really think we should be friends.(shake hands)
(Singing together)
William: They’re the girl on my mind and I know I’m thinking of them, on my way through the day and the night the stars shine above me.
L/H: We have been heard some words about the guy he is too much stronger, and we will singing the song, hoping we will happy together.
W/L/H: Our hearts go sha la la la la,
sha la la in the moring,
oh sha la la la la, sha la la in the sunshine,
our hearts go sha la la la la,
sha la la in the evening ,
oh sha la la la la ,
sha la la la la just for you.
W/L/H: We hope all of you could find a right position of your life, balance your study and entertainment, make you life full of joy and create some unforgettable memories, at last , we hope you will “make it better”.
The end…